Killgore’s Choice

Killgore Trout was once Charles Johnson’s enforcer at LGF. He was responsible for getting many commentators banned and supported LGF’s shift to the Left. In recent times, Killgore realized how Far Left LGF had become. He played contrarian and took on Charles on multiple occasions. Now the break between Charles and Killgore has come out in the open.

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Killgore Trout is just the latest person Charles has backstabbed. He was once a loyal lieutenant who would have slit his wrists for Charles. Now he is just another person the 61 year old Hipster has thrown under the bus.

[ICYMI- Killgore’s Midnight Run.]


168 Comments on “Killgore’s Choice”

  1. rightymouse says:

    You get in bed with dogs, you get fleas. A-hole deserves everything he gets.

    • Bunk X says:

      Ditto that. Planting racist comments to prove Hot Air was racist, and then for Charles Johnson to cover for him and keep Killgore on, there’e only one word for it.


  2. Octopus says:

    Come home, Killgore. All is forgiven. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      No it ain’t. 😯

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m with righty on this one.

      After the late night “racist troll” stunt he pulled not once but twice, screw him.

      He’s just tweaking Chunkles because he got replaced by Gus as Chunky’s chief fart-sniffer.

    • Because Hamas welcome says:

      I say let Killgore and Ludwig come. Just don’t tell them about the tunnels full of tar and feathers.

  3. trebob says:

    Agree with the hive mind or get out. Charles said it, you are making a choice, agree with me or you’re gone.

    KT was only allowed recently anyway as he was somehow seen as the voice of opposition and he’s a dyed in the wool racist, which is all that’s left over at Little Green Footballs. This should remove any doubt as to why and how KT spewed all those racist rants over at Hot Air, at Charles behest, it’s in his nature to do so.

    And no Ock, I agree with Rightymouse, we have no need for him at this joint. He’d just be another stabby/frabby/frank without the sexual references. The Hot Air mobying disqualifies him from coming here, IMO.

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s also a shit-stirring a-hole. Can’t stand the guy.

      • Octopus says:

        I never really knew him at LGF, though I knew of his racist trolling from here. I understand he’s a pimple on Chunky’s ass, and has been a problem under the pannus for at least a year or more, daring to go against the tiny hive-mind over there. I was just going along with our usual policy of taking in all refugees, once they have renounced Fatassism. Seemed like he could be a source of some good info, after all his years of toadying up and getting by. If everyone hates him that much, there must be a reason, so I’m good with the group-vote.

      • Because says:

        The back pannus?

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      Killstab Stankclair!

    • Arachne says:

      Yes. That’s the kicker for me. I would welcome lawhawk if he wanted to split because all he did was do the dime turn so he could stay buddies with Charles.

      That raid on Hot Air was dirty pool and nasty. And some internet sins I don’t forgive.

  4. Octopus says:

    I never really knew him at LGF, though I knew of his racist trolling from here. I understand he’s a pimple on Chunky’s ass, and has been a problem under the pannus for at least a year or more, daring to go against the tiny hive-mind over there. I was just going along with our usual policy of taking in all refugees, once they have renounced Fatassism. Seemed like he could be a source of some good info, after all his years of toadying up and getting by. If everyone hates him that much, there must be a reason, so I’m good with the group-vote.

  5. rightymouse says:

    Killgore’s descent from fatso’s high esteem as a ‘valuable contributor’ to passive-aggressive pustule of scorn was predictable once he was replaced by other posters.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh and that “contributor” thing reminded me of his appropriating the cropped photo story and then screaming and yelling that he wasn’t being given credit. You know, after we discovered Elder of Zion actually had the story hours earlier.

      But you know what they say, like Lizard, like Loozard.

    • Because says:

      Kinda like the tale of Lucifer, huh? 😈

  6. Arachne says:

    Let me just say that if KT showed up here, I would not castigate him; I would not belittle him; I would not upbraid him.

    What I WOULD do is IGNORE him.

  7. OLT's Your Tears, They Nourish Me says:

    Hey, Stalker Charles, what does that make now? Ten actual members?

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, wait and count folks, if KT really does leave. We could start a pool on how long it will take Jazzy Bloated Boy to throw Killgore and his Hot Air midnight raid (which even pissed off the left) under the bus – “he duped me – he was really drunk that night and it wasn’t even about the unmoderation – he just really wanted an excuse to use the “n” word and used me and my blog….yada yada yada.”

    • Because says:

      One little two little three little lizards,
      Four little five little six little lizards,
      Seven little eight little nine little lizards,
      And a garage dwelling bum.

  8. trebob says:

    Has Charles already purged KT? I checked and KT’s twitterer doesn’t follow Charles and Charles doesn’t follow him anymore. I see some of the other sycophants, but not Charles. I can’t do the lookup stuff at the swamp, so can’t see if his LGF account is still there.

  9. Kurt's generous offer to be #1 butt sniffer and pole fluffer says:

    Charles, Charles, Charles


    I will upding you on EVERY comment. I will laugh at your jokes, like ROFL even. I will retweet EVERY one of your tweets, even the ICYMI tweets that I didn’t actually miss.

    I am yours forever! ( until you tire of me, so like 3 months) Fuck Gus. Kurt Falcon is your main man, Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !


  10. Kurt's generous offer to be #1 butt sniffer and pole fluffer says:

    wait, KT retweeted somebody that charles doesn’t like?

    what right does he have to do that? I would never do that. Just to be on the safe side Charles, since people are either cool or they suck week to week whether or not Greenwald like them, I WILL NOT RETWEET ANYBODY BUT YOU CHARLES

    pick me !!

    I’m not leaving my Dad;s basement until you pick me. ban KT. He still like Pat Condell! BAN HIM !!

    pick me.


    • Because says:

      He’ll let Ludwig back in before you. Sideways. Bitch.

      • Captain Death says:

        He would let Irish Rose back in. Actually I am surprised he has not. She is even more left-wing then he is.

    • trebob says:

      You stay in there Kurt. You’ll now be one of ten instead of eleven. It will be hard work, but you might be able to catch up to Gus. He’s a master-butt kisser and a re-tweeting machine, but if you work hard, stay up late, drink lots of ‘Dew you might just pull it out off.

      Just keep inhaling deeply when Charles farts and telling him it smells just like roses, you’ll get in.

      You go Kurt, I’m rootin’ for ya to get your demon on!

  11. Because neither is the garage says:

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky wants those docs, now! He wants to make a throbbing gif of them.

      “I invented a new word! Plagiarism!”

      (he steals VW vans, too)

    • Arachne says:

      Well I guess that settles that. Greenwald will now be appropriately contrite, having now been castigated by the garage-dwelling useless dweeb.

    • rightymouse says:

      Wait. Didn’t some leftist idiot tweet some rot about property being different than possessions? The docs would be possessions, not property, amirite?

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    Bro-Nazi pulling the I’m a Hitler You’re a Hitler on KT for retweeting something?

    That’s TOTALLY normal. I mean, most site ban people for visiting OTHER sites not on the purity list.

    Weirdo Hamas fanboy.

  13. buzzsawmonkey says:

    In honor of Kilgore’s position, I will re-post my farewell to Mad King Yertle:

    Your Last Posting
    (Los Angeles)

    —apologies to Robert Browning and “My Last Duchess”

    That’s your last posting ever on this blog,

    And henceforth your account is blocked. You’ll dog
My site no further with your words; your nic 

    Is banished, and I gave your posts the stick.

    You know I’ll call your banning here a “flounce”
    Though I’ve been waiting for some time to pounce
    On your account, and with prevarications
    Distort and demonize your observations.
    The Toad Hall where you reveled, if you please’ll
    Be given entire to the stoats and weasels,

    My countenance beaming on each one that

    Comes to me bearing tales of Mole or Rat,

    Or Badger, or…sockpuppet. No, ‘t was not

    This writing only, placed you on the spot

    And caused me to invoke the ban: perhaps

    You chanced to differ with my own claptrap

    And stick to your position, or dispute

    Conventional wisdoms to which repute
I’ve lately granted. Don’t you dare to say

    That I or my site might have lost their way

    Obsessing on my personal vendettas;
I am neither forgiving nor forgetter,

    And will not brook a failure of obeisance
By anyone I feel owes me allegiance.
    Yes, I took Rather down, on grounds that he
    Could not support what he claimed factually;
    But now I set my sights at lower bar
    (On personalities, not things that are)
    While I squat ‘midst the wreckage I have made

    Like mad Kurtz ruling from his bush stockade,
Ringed ’round with skulls. For I no longer deign

    To weigh a fact itself; instead, maintain

    That source determines truth, and to that end
    The nature of veracity I bend,
    Citing to midden-heaps of rankness such

    That I would not long since have scorned to touch.

    A turtle is a lizard in a shell,
    And I, lord of my self-created hell
Remain King Yertle of the Turtle Stack

    Exalted on my Posting Turtles’ backs—
    Yet conscious, as I proclaim my renown
It’s just posting turtles, all the way down,
Which is why I respond with rage and fear

    Should anyone mouth what I deem a sneer

    Or contradiction. So I flip a switch,
    And all posts stop together, with a bitch

    Given reign of my elegant designs.

    Yet, if I still retained but half a spine
I would despise appearing to be led

    As I now seem to, by the lesser head.

    Hark! Look you! See how Glenn Beck weeps!
Do you not loathe the company he keeps
Regardless of whatever he might say?
    Here is the global warming word today;
Do not dissent, the banning stick is toward
    I care for no voice save that of accord!

  14. Doppel Milyo says:

    I remember KT way back in the day at LGF
    He was a total pussy who couldn’t hold his own. It wasn’t like LGF of the last few years. There were smart people there. Real ball busters. It was a tough room and you had better been able to back up your words with facts , or crawl off.

    well KT crawled up Chuck’s ass. People lost their accounts for busting KT’s chops. Never understood why Charles coddled this nobody violin repairman. This was long before the hot air bullshit, which was just another drunken night for him. He did that kind of shit regularly

    It’s a sad state over there when KT is the voice of reason, but he’s now the smartest turd in the commode over at LGF. He’s between two worlds. Too smart for there, too dumb for every place else

    he doesn’t have the balls to come here. Not that he’s afraid of Charles. He’s afraid of the former lizards that used to throttle his ass on a daily basis.

    he should go spoon Sharmuta.

  15. Because as dumb as Biden says:

  16. Because painful Hoft boner says:

  17. Because what are your web credentials, Chunky? says:

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      Charles is trolling savage again. He heard his real name was Weiner. Charles would be so happy if Savage mentioned him on his incredibly popular radio show.

      • Because says:

        Quit trolling FOR wiener.

      • Arachne says:

        Just getting INTO a Ph.D. program at Cal is difficult. Any of the programs. They only take about 30 in any discipline a year. And that’s just the ones that get IN – staying in and having your dissertation accepted – even harder. So even though I’m not a Savage fan, I know how difficult the process is.

        And frankly, Fatass, he does know more about disease etiology, etc. than you do. All you know about medicine in any venue is Tums for the Tummy.

    • buzzsawmonkey says:

      Life is just Ebola cherries.

    • trebob says:

      Hmm… Michael Weiner – BS in Biology, MA in Anthropology, MS in Ethnobotany and PhD in Nutritional Ethnomedicine. Charles Johnson might have a high school diploma.

      Charles can’t handle an interdisciplinary doctorate which includes epidemiology, human nutrition and medical anthropology. Charles is all hung up because Savage said he had a PhD in Epidemiology, which isn’t precisely accurate, but close enough for the girls we go with. Charles simply isn’t smart enough to be able to handle the concept. If the paper doesn’t say Milo, then it wasn’t Milo.

      If Charles really has a problem with Savage’s degree he should whine to UC Berkley.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        It’s like Charles criticizing Burt Rutan on global warming science.

        Charles has no credentials on anything. nothing. nada. zip.

        anybody know the producers of savage. I would love to send them the link to this but I don’t want Charles to get a single blot hit, which is what he’s really after

      • Arachne says:

        His twitter nic is @ASavageNation

  18. JimboXL says:

    A BS in bs for LGF. You don’t need to have a PhD to know not to bring a fatal infectious disease into your country on purpose. Even as dumb as Hollywood makes the characters in the various pandemic movies in order to set up the infection storyline, I’ve never seen them put in a President and CDC who intentionally bring the disease into a populated area, unless it’s because they have created characters who are corrupt or evil and want to spread the disease.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I’m not so worried about the patients as I am about somebody just flying in the the U.S. carrying the virus. Did anybody read “The Hot Zone.” Completely chilling.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        in the the = into the

      • Arachne says:

        Others are saying we don’t know WHAT diseases are being brought across the border in that surge of illegals. And Ebola looks like flu at first.

        And Chuck – lest you forget – AIDS in the U.S. is believed to have started with a French Canadian flight attendant.

    • Forget Ebola.

      Tens of thousands of illegals have multi drug resistant TB

      And Obama is paying for them to sit next to your family and cough on your kids on your flight

  19. Octopus says:

    Everyone else but you is insane, Chunky. Isn’t that crazy?

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky rejected the wisdom of Jon Anderson, who warned: “Don’t surround yourself with yourself.”

      Not only did he block any dissenting voices from his now-defunct blog, he got so fat from not riding his bike that now when he sits around the house, he sits around the house.

    • Arachne says:

      Except he’s describing an LGF of 5 years ago – he has NOTHING there now.

      • Captain Death says:

        Actually LGF hit its peek in 2006 and started declining even before his “break with the Right”.

      • Because says:

        The turning point was when LGF became all about CREATIONISTS!!!!111 all the time. About 06.


  20. I sometimes forget that Killgore has a twitter account.

    Alas, he has me blocked.

  21. Bunk X says:

    Bottom comment at The Swamp:

    Linda Marie8/05/2014 7:27:10 am PDT
    This guy is not trying to take down these kids. No matter what it is, or where it is from, all I know is that if I came upon kids strangling on a fence, especially if I am a big strong guy, the first thing I would do would be to lift them both so they are no longer strangling. The boy on the left, that adult is done with him, he is now involved in hanging up the second boy. Anyone w a brain knows to lift someone who is strangling so although you are trying to be nice and loving, this is an image of an arab man hanging kids on a fence. I don’t care about the where or why of this image, but this IS an excellent depiction of the Muslim mindset. You can try to spin it differently, but your eyes really do see what he is doing.

  22. Dudebro says:

  23. Octopus says:

    While the Left sheds crocodile tears for Gaza’s “innocent civilians,” this is happening in Iraq. The true face of Islamist Rule, right there for everyone to see. But they don’t give a damn, because…well, they’re evil. And stupid.

    Unable to dig deep into the rocky mountainside, displaced families said they have buried young and elderly victims of the harsh conditions in shallow graves, their bodies covered with stones. Iraqi government planes attempted to airdrop bottled water to the mountain on Monday night but reached few of those marooned.

    “There are children dying on the mountain, on the roads,” said Marzio Babille, the Iraq representative for the United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF). “There is no water, there is no vegetation, they are completely cut off and surrounded by Islamic State. It’s a disaster, a total disaster.”

    Most of those who fled Sinjar are from the minority Yazidi sect, which melds parts of ancient Zoroastrianism with Christianity and Islam. They are considered by the al-Qaeda-inspired Islamic State to be devil worshippers and apostates.

  24. Because weeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:

    • Because weeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:

      Rodan rant in 3 … 2 … 1 …

    • Arachne says:

      Except it isn’t an extreme right wing site, Fatass.
      It is a site devoted to making fun of you.

      • Octopus says:

        Fuckface is the master of calling things what they are not. He is like a stopped-clock in that regard, except he’s not right twice a day. He’s a clock that stopped on stupid.

      • Octopus says:

        Of course, this site is just in the “fortunate” position of being attached to the real story, in Chunky’s dim little brain. The Huge Coup, is that Greenwald acknowledged Chunky’s presence in the world. He has tweeted triumphantly about that great day at least 100 times. 😆

        I remember saying the first day of Greenwald’s historic tweet, that we would never hear the end of it. It’s like when you call the cops on a stalker, and it just proves to the stalker that you really have feelings for him, that you are in a relationship with him, and nothing can ever come between you, not even prison bars. This is the true nature of Chunky’s obsession with Greenwald, which has replaced his old one-sided dalliance with Pamela. She was smart enough to never acknowledge him, for years.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Chunky went a little nuts on the jungle encrusted thang. It was embarrassing.

      Is a jungle encrusted hillside anything like a crustacean encrusted ponytail??

  25. Octopus says:

    Is Killgore from Portlandia?

  26. Because says:

  27. stabby says:

    Oops, a new commenter posted a page attacking Hamas for targeting innocent civilians and children – and attacking the anti-zionists for excusing that.

    So of course Obdicut came in to attack with his usual mixture of hate encapsulated in the endless smoke impenetrable illogic and refusal to take responsibility for anything he says or implies.

    I was just thinking, this morning, doesn’t the fact that every new commenter on LGF is met with hostility mean that LGF’s attitude toward the public and therefor its readers is hostility?

    Yeah, they’re gonna be BIG one day. Among the people they hate? Oh yeah, baby!

    • Arachne says:

      Is she new? I don’t go there so other that the usual dozen diehards over there I have no idea who any of these people are. She seems a reasonable sort, gave a cogent argument for her point of view.

      They’re actually, I would venture, rather paranoid over there, thanks to the stalker mentality – every new poster is really a sock come to take down the wonderfullness that is Charles. But don’t forget Stabs – he CRUSHES debate. Yeah, sure he does. Like a junior high girl with a slam book passed around the cool table.

      • Because says:

        To be fair, I suspect most “hatchlings” are socks. There are probably more TFK socks than real lizards at this point. Apaches are tricksy.

      • Arachne says:

        Hee. Every once in awhile I post here that I had registered a sock in the past few days. Sometimes I have, sometimes I haven’t. But I do wonder if it makes Chuck and his monitors frantically go over the books.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        But how does TFK manage not to give the game away with his unique spelling habits?

      • Because says:

        See? He fooled you, too.

    • Octopus says:

      Stabby’s here looking for Killgore. 😆

      Sorry, Stabby-Poo. He no here.

    • Octopus says:

      See, when Shrillary spoke of the “Massive Right-Wing Conspiracy,” she was projecting. That’s what the Left does, constantly. Look at Fatass, for example.

    • OLT's Fauxtroversy, Right? says:

      “Over that decade, a person may learn about a new ancestor (say, a Cherokee great-grandmother), or perceptions about having such ancestry may change over time (maybe today, Cherokee great-grandmothers are coveted).”

      Or a fake one. Whatever gets you a scholarship and wins elections.

      • Octopus says:

        In the ’70’s and ’80’s, practically every black person in Detroit was claiming to have Cherokee heritage. I understand it was a widespread phenomenon, occuring in many other places, as somehow the exotic lineage of having some Indian mixed into the African blood was very attractive to the claimants.

        DNA testing has proven this to be a myth. Dr. Henry Gates, that old race-baiter, has broken a lot of hearts in the African-American community by showing them they are descended from Africans and Europeans. Boo-hoo, you’re not a Navajo princess. 😥

      • Because says:

        But having African markers gets you a piece of a farm settlement for planting geraniums in your Harlem apartment window.

      • OLT's Lieawatha says:

        I’m just waiting for Fauxcohontas to be proclaimed the first “Native American” POTUS.

        I swear, if The Lightworker brings this country any closer together or more united, we will make the Balkans look like a drum circle at a Free Pot For Everyone hour in Colorado.

      • Because Gus Bumstead says:

        Free? Did somebody say free? In Co.?

      • OLT's Lieawatha says:

        It’s TODAY at 4:20 pm at EVERY pot store in Colorado!

        /Leave the garage now!

      • Because Gus Bumstead says:

        Gassing up the riding mower…

  28. Octopus says:

    Interesting, the way the Hollywood moguls conflict with the idiot actors over Israel. They should speak out more, the power-structure peeps. God knows the idiots aren’t afraid to speak their peurile minds.

  29. Because it's bogus? says:

  30. BatGuano says:

    It is interesting to me as I check in on what LGF is posting that while the world is being threatened with ISIS, Al Qaeda etc.’, Charles finds “right wingers” no one has ever heard of to vilify. He could try to stay current the way he did five years ago and post on the days events.

  31. Zeus Crankypants says:

    After Killgore’s little hissy-fit about his overweight, female gay neighbor, I wouldn’t give him the time of day here.

  32. Because says:

    Goos must actually be at the free pot fair. Nothing out of him all day but 3 RTs and a “me too” of Chunk’s tweet.

    • OLT's Fake Festival Chairperson says:

      My fake events ROCK, dude.

      Plus, let’s face it – they’re POT stores. Who works there? Stoners! You can tell those idiots anything! Hey man, like it’s free pot day, dude …

      • Because says:

        Where’s my free “fair trade” pot, man?

      • OLT's Yes, I Do Realize I'm Something Of An Asshole, I Consider It A Calling says:

        It’s very fair. We get tons of pot, AND the illegal aliens that transport it, AND their families and children! Oh, and we get to pay for their education, health care, and support, while the cartels pocket billions from patriotic marijuana users. Aaaaand, don’t forget all the great violence, armed incursions, kidnappings, etc. that the cartels give us as a kind of bonus.

  33. test or is it tset…

  34. Charles,

    Look’it, your correct in your paironoids, just about everyone is out to get you.
    The few remaining posters who are real fear you and only stay due to being misfits total.
    KT for example does not want to loose all the karma points or go and be a little bee in a big hive when he can be an almost bee in a little bitty hive.

    Now for free advice on how to make a come back.

    1. Reverse ever last banding, take all former posters back.
    2. Restore all the deleted post.
    3. Tell every one you made a mistake.
    4. Post one bad truth on Obama.

    You will not get every thing back but at least you can die knowing you were not a total fool.

    • Because says:

      He won’t get anybody back, except maybe Loody. But that alone would be worth it. Gawd, I miss the Loodatic. Good times.

  35. Well, some of us would get twenty or thirty socks back…..