Making money off Sharknado is bad

Charles displays his Communist anti-Capitalist worldview.

Charles hates Capital;ism, unless he is the one benefiting.

Bonus: Charles drops this gem.


He was misled!


175 Comments on “Making money off Sharknado is bad”

  1. Octopus says:

    Waterboarding reminds Chunky of “Let’s go surfin’, Barry!” Very humiliating moment in Young Fatass’s life.

    That post is hilarious, though. What a dolt! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      In Chunky’s tiny brain, it is far more humane to blast the enemy into bits using drones commanded from thousands of miles away, forsaking any possibility of obtaining usable intel from the scattered body-parts, than it is to use enhanced interrogation on high-ranking enemies. Interrogation that leaves no lasting damage, as opposed to a missile strike leaving no identifiable remains.

      The Unicorn Messiah loves him some drone war, and I think it has its place, but to completely ignore its less-attractive features and drone on about the effective use of H2O in obtaining valuable information seems quite dumbthy to me.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I’m with Jack Bauer on this one!

      • Octopus says:

        Bauer knows how to punch right through that insolent crust of the terrorist, and get the info he needs. First, you ask them politely. Then you repeat your request at the top of your lungs. If that doesn’t work, you break a finger. Works every time. 😆

    • The Osprey says:

      Didn’t the Beach Boys sing about waterboarding? It’s like totally California! Cowabunga, dude!

      C’mon let’s go waterboardin’ jihadis, c’mon let’s go waterboardin’ jihadis
      C’mon everybody now, let’s go waterboardin’ now, waterboard jihadis with me!

  2. rightymouse says:

    What a putz. 🙄

  3. Because says:

    The Mt. Doo bottles are completely beyond the pail.

  4. Octopus says:

    Media Matters is going gaga over the concept of impeachment today, so expect the Corpulent Waddler to fall in line toot sweet. Gaga-goo-goo, he must do what they say. 😆

    • Because says:

      You mean toot tweet? And another. And another. And another. And “promoted to front page”? And ICYMI? And…

  5. ISpeakJive says:

    Watched about 10 minutes of Sharknado 2 before falling asleep. So, the husband of one-handed Tara Reid is named “Fin”? hahahaha.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s about how long I lasted with the first one. I was really hoping for “so bad it’s good,” like thousands of others who got sucked in by the hype, but it was not to be. 😦

  6. Octopus says:

    When you want “so bad it’s almost good”-type entertainment, you rarely go wrong with the Troma Team. I mean, “Toxic Avenger?” That’s gold, right there. The “Last Temptation Of Toxie” changed my life.

    And then there was this beauty:

    • Because says:

      Surf’s up, Barry! 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Nazis! Chunky would adore this movie.

      • Because Boobies!!!!! says:

        And boobies. something for everybody.

      • Octopus says:

        Boobs are great. Mom used to say, “They’re meant for feeding babies.” She had nine kids, though, so her perspective got skewed. 😆

      • Because Boobies!!!!! says:

        Oh, no. Boobs are good for all that ails you. And a lot that doesn’t. Boobs are the bees knees. I’d rather feel a good pair of boobs than the back of a fridge. I’d rather have my mouth on a boob than an iPhone. If Apple made a boobPhone, I might break down and get one. The possibilities of boob apps boggle the mind.

    • Macker says:

      Speaky English!

  7. Because says:

  8. Octopus says:

    Of course, “possessing a firearm” was the least of this lunatic’s issues. Nice reportage, Fuckface! 😆

  9. lolwutIcan’teven

    Isn’t “exploiting social media for profit” exactly what CJ unapologetically does every day with his relentless blog-pimping on twitter?

    • Arachne says:

      No, no you don’t get it – apparently only the STUDIOS are not allowed to make money on Twitter. Of course, Amazon- that’s a different story altogether.

    • Because says:

      It’s not ‘profit’ if you can’t live on it.

    • Dudebro says:

      What’s even worse is chuckles using Gus, a homeless OCD internet addict, to provide content for his shitbag blog and tweets. chuckles won’t even send Gus a pot, to literally be able to piss in.

  10. Juan Epstein says:

    Anti-Semitic Neo-Communist

  11. Octopus says:

    Thanks, Christian White Men!

    Chunky won’t like this:

  12. Octopus says:

    Send this to your most libturded friends and family. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      Oh my bad. I expected to see the video of Chucky the dancing trainer and his Thai Girl Rockettes.

  13. livefreeor die says:

    Chuckles, you switched direction because Bammy won the election and you fell off your bike. Don’t try the moral authority line. We can torpedo that in a second with select quotes from your own mouth and a discussion of some of your actions towards former Lizards over the years.

  14. swamprat says:

    Going to see if there is a Sharknado Amazon account available so I can purchase items online that will give points and credit to the producers….

    Nope, but I did find a bunch of reviews disparaging a movie they haven’t even made yet.

    And I see where charles has investigated the issue of waterboarding and decided that the extreme discomfort of a single individual is morally and ethically worth more than the lives of multiple individuals. Maybe military interrogation should be limited to stern looks and a few sharply worded questions, followed by a light brunch and some tea.
    We could ask the U.N. to do it for us, but I have doubts that brunch would be up to snuff and they would probably go cheap on the tea.

  15. Because pissymatch... says:

    • trebob says:

      OMG! Hoft quoted the first paragraph of the State Dept statement verbatim! What an effin liar!!!

      For those who don’t want to soil themselves wading into the swamp, Charles is all upset over this post (and I guess the over the top headline):

      The article is accurate, the headline, probably not so much. Hardly a lie, particularly when you compare it to the total fantasy realm of LGF.

    • swamprat says:

      The “Gateway Pundit Lie”


      “Due to the current security situation in Tel Aviv, U.S. Embassy Tel Aviv remains open but is operating at reduced staffing until further notice, and has canceled routine visa application processing and American Citizen services,” the statement says. “Emergencies involving an American citizen and visa applications will be considered on a case by case basis.”



      Immigration services will be provided to the public between the hours of 09:00 and 11:00 on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. Please check this site regularly for updates to the schedule.”

      One of these things is not like the other.
      America has CANCELLED visa applications and processing and is rescheduling existing appointments to some other time. Canada has limited the hours and days on which they will provide immigration services.

      The commenters on LGF are presenting Canada’s stance as being the same as Americas while showing

      Hattip to LawHack, uh LawHawk minus his spin pandering to a preset agenda.
      what leftwing antisemitism?

      • swamprat says:

        Probably all for the best. We surely know the level of protection provided to American Embassies.
        When the going gets tough, American embassies close up.
        Canadians are getting “moar” support from the Canadian’s Embassy in Israel than Americans are getting from theirs.

      • Dudebro says:

        The announcement should be changed to “Go to the Mexican embassy and get a visa. Once you arrive in Mexico just head north.”

    • Arachne says:

      Oh! Jim Hoft (30K followers) has noticed Fatass.
      There is joy in Mudville.

      • Octopus says:

        SO much joy! This is a red-letter day in swampy history, for sure. He’ll be tweeting about being noticed by Hoft for weeks. 😆

  16. Arachne says:

    I loved Fatass’s “please retweet for pushback” – translation: Please retweet so people will hit my pathetic blog.

    • Dudebro says:

      Don’t be a hater! A ho’s got a pimp himself, since gus can’t get the job done. 😛

  17. swamprat says:

    I’m sure the American Embassy in Israel carefully considered the history of support given by Obama and made the correct decision.
    Probably rescheduled their existing immigration appointments and applications to the earliest available time during the next presidential administration.

  18. swamprat says:

    Embassy thread?

  19. Dudebro says:

    Has Gus been at a Migrant holding facility lately?

  20. swamprat says:

    Charles’ response to being called out as being Anti Israel and misrepresenting the Embassy issue?

    1. Retraction
    2. Apology
    3.Intelligent well-reasoned defense
    4.Fact-based dialogue with sourced quotes

    5 and 6 are the actual answers, no lie.

  21. Kurt's slow load says:


    you want to know what real torture is ?

    it’s trying to load LGF without a popup blocker!

  22. Because Chucky's REGEX 101 says:

    • Dudebro says:

      So when the CIA violates privacy, it’s OUTRAGEOUS! But when Greenwald points out the NSA collecting data, he’s being a hypocrite and pissy? chuckles logic = Cheetos^2 X Mountain Dew ^3

    • Kurt's old yellow stain says:

      all hands on deadk. Obama loyalists report to battle stations!

      we have Greenwald off the port quarter, closing fast

      batton down the strawberries and ball bearings

  23. Octopus says:

    Has Dear Fatass ventured an explanation of Halbig to his mighty cadre of followers?

    • Because penis penis penis lol says:

      Halbig? Is that like Halibut? Yummy! PS Gus, sorry, they don’t make canned halibut. Maybe a dumpster dive behind a red lobster & you’ll get lucky.

  24. Kurt's nipper says:

    I found the dog equivalent of Charles

  25. trebob says:

    I have to confess I’m a lot less interested in Little Green Footballs now that the moronic owner is trying to exploit social media for profit.

    Wow, it works in a number of ways.

    • Kurt's financial analysis says:

      major difference

      sharknado making a profit
      charles not making dick

      • Octopus says:

        Sharknado 3 is a go, according to TMZ. Producers be ecstatic about the numbers. 🙂

        LGF 3.0? Headed into turnaround, and nobody cares. They is no numbers to speak of. 😦

  26. Arachne says:

    Hey, didn’t Nancy get his silkies in a wad the other day because Gateway had published a report on a conversation transcript published by a REPUTABLE newspaper.

    Oh my — looks like his buddies at Jezebel really effed up:

    At least Gateway was quoting a genuine journalist source; these loons fell for an Onion type site. Psst….it’s call doing your research, libs.

  27. Because says:

    Everybody’s stealing my shtick. Maybe I should file a complaint with Twitter.

  28. Example of chuckles doing the pimp thang says:

    So, Gus is an Argentinian? Maybe this explains A LOT: Argentina Declared in Default by S&P as Talks Fail

  29. for this evening’s Twitterwarrior Theatre, CJ lashes out at the Gateway Pundit folks again:

    • Kurt's life raft says:

      when you are failing on your own, grab some coat tails

    • OLT's Again With Your Hypocrisy says:

      Hey, Stalker Charles, isn’t threatening legal action your pal Angry Black Lady’s schtick?

      Let me help you. It is.

      Now, do you mouth off to her like that?

    • Example of chuckles doing the pimp thang says:

      Chen found a goldmine, something is getting real!

      • Arachne says:

        Whether Kristinn can sue for libel is probably questionable. But Fartcheeks? 300,000 members at FreeRepublic. And by the way, they have never forgotten how you took credit for Rathergate and completely ignored that Buckhead broke the story. And it’s going to be very very VERY tough for you to bitch about harassment and stalkers when you posted that she was spreading hatred. You started this mess, and Freep will finish it.

  30. Octopus says:

    Chunky knows it’s a waste of time and money suing him, because he has nothing but some old comics and some stanky returnable bottles. Go ahead and sue me! Might help get me a few hits…damn, why doesn’t anyone go to my site anymore? Was it something I sharted?

    • Example of chuckles doing the pimp thang says:

      Oh no you didn’t Octo! Chuckles has that ‘valuable’ ace sooper scooper Gus.

  31. Pakimon says:

    No traffic at The Bog so it’s time to break out the sekret wepoon!

    Nothing like “ICYMI” to drum up those blog hits! 😆

    Fire One!

  32. Pakimon says:

    Fire Two!

  33. Pakimon says:

    Fire Three! All Cheetorpedos away!

  34. Pakimon says:

    As opposed to:

    @LittleGreenFootballs is a unpopular pop-up ridden left wing blog, run by a bloated ponytailed attention-monger named Charles Johnson.

    I can’t even. 😆

  35. Pakimon says:


    What do expired Banquet chicken pot pies taste like? 😆

  36. Octopus says:

    Dawkins was just as offensive when his target was Christianity; it’s just that the Left didn’t have a problem with his description of Pope Benedict XVI as a ‘leering old villain in the frock’ who ran ‘a profiteering, woman-fearing, guilt-gorging, truth-hating, child-raping institution … amid a stench of incense and a rain of tourist-kitsch sacred hearts and preposterously crowned virgins, about his ears.’

    As I said at the time, that article — in the Washington Post, no less — ‘conjures up the image of a nasty old man who’s losing his marbles. It’s not very nice about the Pope, either.’ But Dawkins has not become any crazier in the intervening four years; he’s simply widened his attack on blind faith, as he sees it, to include Muslims and feminists.

    In the process, he’s exposed a rich vein of hypocrisy in the Left — and, more significantly, an intellectual rift between hard-line and multiculturalist atheists. That rift is growing fast: non-believers, having exhausted their anti-Christian rhetoric, are turning on each other with the ferocity of religious zealots. Enjoy.

  37. Octopus says:


    • Because nuke New Jersey says:

      Go, Granny, Go!

      • Arachne says:

        The money quote: “Oh Selena Gomez – oh yeah, THAT college grad! Ask her if she can SPELL Palestinian!”

      • Octopus says:

        I would love to take Joan out to dinner sometime, and just sound her out on every topic. Get a couple of drinks into her, to really get her going. 😆

  38. Because they are? says:

    • Arachne says:

      Maybe you should ask your buddies at MSNBC that question Jerkbomb. And if I recall correctly, wasn’t your ignorant ass bemoaning how CONFLICTED you were about who was at fault just a few days ago?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      There’s always a big BUT (or in Chinky’s case a big BUTT) about them being terrorists, but nowhere else to practice such. No other choice. Most densely populated place on earth. Have to lob rockets and execute dissenters and drag gays thru the street. Have to!

    • Charles was for Hamas until Greenwald was.

  39. Because Eww. says:

  40. Doppel milyo says:

    if Charles “fuckface” Johnson could make 50 cents off of Sharknado, he’d be shilling for it in multiple “promoted to front page” and ICYMI “sharknadoooooooooo” tweets

    give me a break

  41. Because says:

  42. Because how's the butt kicking going? says:

  43. Juan Epstein says:

    Bro-Nazi a Zionist again?

    Just not to agree with Greenwald?

  44. Juan Epstein says:

    Ain’t nothin worse than the “indiscriminate bombing” blood libel, bro-Nazi.

  45. Because I knew there was a Nazi connection somewhere says:

    From the makers of Sharknado

    • Octopus says:

      Beginning to think the whole “Nazi Thing” is kind of dated, despite constant efforts to resuscitate the genre. There’s a Godwinian thing going on, in my cultural estimation. I mean, I’ve seen that nutty fruitbat Tom Cruise in full Nazi-drag. There’s nowhere else to go. 😆

  46. Octopus says:

    You was willin’ ta give ’em the benefit of the doubt, before, but now…naaaooww, this is too much. Too much by half, says Garage Boy. 😆

  47. Because LGF says:

    • Octopus says:

      Ugh. Chunky woke up this morning with a big deuce in his bed, after dreaming of being tweeted about by both RS McCain and Glenn Greenwald on the same day! Yowsah.

    • Arachne says:

      Perhaps you should take a look at your OWN LGF Pages and the shit that your morons write before you start throwing stones, asshole.

      • trebob says:

        More than that. Until someone starts firing missiles into Culver City, Charles (and anyone else not having neighbours trying to kill them) can just shut the fuck up about what a proper and measured response might be.

        This always happens. The Palestinians start some shit and when Israel starts whipping their ass the world gets into Israel to ease up and for some reason the Palestinians get a pass, so, they can fix what Israel broke and re-arm only to do it all over again later. The world should just move over and support Israel’s right to not have her citizens indiscriminately killed or endangered.

        We live in a world that’s governed by the aggressive use of force and Hamas, Hezbollah, ISIS, Iran, Syria, Russia, China, North Korea and how many other places all over Africa seem to realize that. It’s bizarre that Charles and the rest of the enlightened progressives can’t.

  48. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s Twin:

    He’s still got the hat. Just fits…different.

  49. Octopus says:

    Apologies in advance for this sexist funny:

    Why a “whore?” Roots for Bulls. It’s automatic. 😉

  50. Octopus says:

    This could have gone wrong for the boy. 😆

  51. Octopus says:

    Blind Pig Finds Acorn! 😆

    Still, some of Chunky’s musical selections seem a bit dated, by today’s standards. Like this one, he uses as wakeup music every morning around noon:

  52. Octopus says:

    This is your Happy Place, McDumbth. Lowest-common-denominator, trigger-words, dog-whistles, etc. Your Milyo. Own it, big guy! 🙂

  53. swamprat says:

    The guy mentioned by Breivik sez.

    45 Charles Johnson Aug 1, 2014 11:50:38am


    re: #37 Pie-onist Overlord

    Pamela Geller is cunning enough to shy away from articles that openly discuss genocide against Muslims, because she knows she’ll be called out. She prefers to hint around about it, and let her knuckle-dragging readers fill in the rest.


    An amazingly insightful comment, is it not?

    From a man who never said “st pancake”, just proudly promoted the phrase in his blog dictionary, posted articles from his commenter using “st pancake” as his blog nickname, deleted at least one comment he made with that phrase and steadfastly denied he ever said it. I see this as the same as the reformed drunk who sneers at the guys in the neighborhood bar.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      I see him as the sneaky drinker with the flask under his pannus masquerading as the reformed drinker, sneering at the guys in the bar.

      • Octopus says:

        I also see him as the King of Projection, accusing everyone who’s successful at blogging instead of a disaster like him of every bad impulse, trait and practice he personally embiggens, er, embodies. He’s a big fat hypocrite, you might say.

        What Fatass needs to remember is that whenever you’re pointing your trembling finger at your betters, there are three pudgy little digits pointing right back at you. Pam, Glenn, Rodan, Fox News? They’re rubber. You, McDumbth, are glue.

    • Because lolwut says:

      “Cunning”? A veiled reference to naughty bits?

  54. swamprat says:

    here’s a lovely comment that does not openly discuss genocide against Muslims.
    172 Charles 2003-05-03 05:30:45


    I realize this may be difficult for you to understand, so let’s break it down, shall we, mate?

    1. Religion. The people in the photograph are practicing religion.

    2. Of. A preposition used to indicate a characteristic or distinctive quality or possession.

    3. Masked. They are wearing masks.

    4. Murderers. They belong to Hamas, a terrorist gang openly dedicated to the murder of Israeli men, women, and children.

    Hence, “religion of masked murderers.” See that wasn’t so difficult, was it, mate?

    • Octopus says:

      Seems pretty damn clear to me, Old Chucky. 😆

      Liked you better before the Moronic Conversion, though. So did about 25,000 other people, who visited your site daily. Well, you still have Gus… 🙂

  55. swamprat says:

    Charles 2002-04-16 06:17:46

    Comes as no surprise, really; the Arab and Islamic world is notoriously murky on concepts like “voting” and “freedom of speech”.

  56. swamprat says:

    9 charles 2002-01-05 12:46:12
    You must not be very familiar with this weblog, or you wouldn’t be recommending John Pilger to me.

    But this is beside the point — as are your comments, which have nothing to do with the outrageous attempt by Palestinians to smuggle in illegal weapons from another murderous Islamo-fascist state, Iran.

  57. Octopus says:

    Drove by this memorial today, which is down the road a piece from where I live. I had no idea it was there. I’ll have to take George back one of these days, teach him some history. Looks like a very nice little park.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s odd…I got along incredibly well with my mother-in-law, even though she was from a different culture and religion. Never tried to kill me. Not a Muslim, you may be surprised to learn. Greek Christian Orthodox. Religion of Pastitsio.

  58. Because lolwut no shit? says:

  59. ISTE says: