Obdicut defends Hamas

If anymore proof is needed that Obdicut is a Jihadi apologist, this exchange with Killgore should erase all doubts!

Obdi likes Hamas

Obdicut should move to Gaza and see how hip Hamas is.


144 Comments on “Obdicut defends Hamas”

  1. OLT's Insert Smiley Face says:

    Hey Obdicut, you’re a dick.

    That is all.

    BTW, Israel is “losing the PR war” because of the American Left’s ingrained Jew-hate and Europe’s ingrained Jew-hate. Any honest reading of the history reveals that the Jews are the only people that have consistently accepted settlements. That same reading reveals that Hamas is a terrorist group that bought elections with the Jew-hate money given to them by the Jew-hating West and Jew-hating oil nations. The same oil nations that have kept the “Palestinians” “homeless” for their own ends (Jew hate).

    Gosh, there’s a theme here.

    • Daedalus says:

      There’s no mention that Hamas is allied with ISIS.

      • OLT's Insert Smiley Face says:

        Maybe he didn’t have time to excuse them, too. He’s only one dick with a fork in his ass – he can’t do it all.

      • Because penis penis penis lol says:

        Hmm. Forked tongue => Fork in butt => Tongue in butt. It’s all starting to fit together.
        Donkey dick => Obicut’s a dick => Obicut’s the Donkey Show.

        I’m starting to see a pattern.

    • Because penis penis penis lol says:

      I resemble that remark.

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      Israel already accepted a number of cease fires that Hamas rejected.

      Next day Kerry grumbles, gets on a plane and attempts to give Hamas everything they want.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if the Turkish flotilla arrives with Kerry at the wheel dressed like Thurston Howell.

  2. Octopus says:

    It’s funny to see Killgore trying to talk rationally with the waterheads that remain in the swamp. Obdicut the Stair-Stepper should be stick-a-fork-in-his-ass-done by this point, but he’s reinvented himself as a Moronic Convergence Israel-hater, in keeping with the New Tone. You kids have fun, now.

    But not as much fun as Dear Fatass and Garage Boy, who continue to go ass-to-ass, Requiem For A Dream-style, for our comedic enjoyment. Slappity-slap, slappity-slap. The fun never stops, for those guys.

    • Because penis penis penis lol says:

      He’s just trying to get the fork out of his own butt, and try to get some of Furious’ butt.

      Good luck with that, Obi. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Dudebro says:

      You may select the appropriate image…

      • Octopus says:

        I’m sensing a disconnect between y’all’s sense of feminine beauty and that of the photographer’s. I would hate to think of anyone as being prejudiced against a growing (a little bigger everyday) faction of human society. That would be hurtful to me, as a humanist who looks only for inner beauty, like the Reformed Shallow Hal, only without the tail.

      • Dudebro says:

        “Iโ€™m sensing a disconnect”

        a HUGE one!

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Sure, they’re “pretty” sitting there, but when they try to get back up off the floor, it’s an ugly, ugly thing.

      • Octopus says:

        They don’t even try to get off the floor, though. Not unless you’re waving a hi-caloric treat in front of them, just out of their grabbing-range. Bacon and cake work well.

  3. Because gotta conserve those Virgin Mobile minutes says:

    • Arachne says:

      Pacifica Radio. Really Gus? They aren’t even the highest rated station in the BAY AREA.

  4. Octopus says:

    Just when I begin to think the country’s pussified and done, some balls get to clankin’ in some factory somewhere, and all hell breaks loose again. My little brother’s a Chrysler engineer, and sent me this blurb. I feel a terrible mid-life crisis coming on…


    2015 Dodge Challenger First Review

    America’s Big Three have a new horsepower king: the 707-horsepower 2015 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat. Nothing else built in any notable quantity comes close. No Mustang can touch it, the most powerful Chevrolet Camaro is still more than 120 ponies short, and even Dodge’s own Viper puts out less power. Best of all, it costs $60,000.

    To beat the Challenger SRT Hellcat in sheer horsepower, you must look to Italy and spend an additional $260,000 for the 731-horsepower Ferrari F12berlinetta, all the while asking yourself if those additional 24 horses was worth nearly $11,000 each.

    From behind the wheel, it’s hard to justify. At full power the 2015 Challenger Hellcat can rip from a standstill to 60 mph in about 3.5 seconds, and blister through a quarter mile drag race in 11.2 seconds. The adjustable suspension’s Track mode stiffens the shocks, and turns this two-plus-ton beast into a surprisingly nimble performer. Then there’s the sound from the 6.2-liter supercharged Hemi V8 engine, a roar that will send chills down your spine the same way as the green flag at the Daytona 500.

    Yet as good as the Hellcat is — and it’s very good — the entire 2015 Dodge Challenger lineup gets revamped. Whether it’s the terrific new interior, 1971-inspired exterior, or just the end of the aging 5-speed automatic, there’s a lot to like across the board, at every trim level. Although the foibles of weight and size remain, the 2015 Challenger is thoroughly reinvigorated.

  5. livefreeor die says:

    Nice bunch of Nazi/ terrorist sympathizers you have on your blog, Chuckles.
    Typical Obdicut-makes no sense and demands someone else explain their opinion in order to avoid defending his.

  6. Octopus says:

    Oh, what now? ๐Ÿ˜†

    • OLT's Insert Smiley Face says:

      You didn’t know? Twitter belongs to her!

      • Octopus says:

        I did not know that. I thought it belonged to Chunky/Gus. Overseen by the Insidious Mr. Greenwald, and the NSA.

        I don’t get out much.

      • OLT's Insert Smiley Face says:

        Stalker Charles may flap his pannus, and Gus may tweet faster than a speeding Hamas rocket, but good ol’ ABL will explain to you that she is a LAWYER and you had better watch your ass, you stalking cracker KKK beeyotch.

      • Pakimon says:

        You know what an AngryBlackLady is, right? They’re like BlackLadies but they’re ANGRY.

      • Arachne says:

        I love how she calls herself a legal analyst. She has the legal IQ of a snail darter.

    • Dudebro says:

      I’m sure a complaint from somebody with the handle @AngryBlackLady will get taken real seriously!

  7. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Alouette will be an interesting one to watch. Her safe place on this issue so far has been that Bebe is a wingnut, so he doesn’t speak for her or other all of the sane Israelis (those that also think Bebe is a wingnut, of course).

    Now the entire country is unified – right, center, left. More than unified, absolutely resolved in purpose so it seems. Bebe defines the mainstream and the 97% ™ consensus.

    What now Alouette? Your move.

    Who do you piss on now?

    Tick, tock.

    • Octopus says:

      I have seen some Moronic Convergence Jews (aligned with the Left/Islamist shitheels) attacking Israel for defending herself, but I have a feeling many young Liberal Jews are getting their first real education in how these wars work. I.e., the way the anti-Israel factions lie and distort the story, to make it look like Israel decided to spend these billions of dollars, young lives and untold political capital, just because they woke up one morning with a hard-on and too much ammunition, and just had to release on the poor innocent civilians of Gaza.

  8. Octopus says:

    You would be the world’s expert on that, Fatass. ๐Ÿ˜†

  9. Octopus says:

    You said you were logging off, Gus. Why can’t you do it?

  10. Octopus says:


    Horse-faced buffoon is disgracing himself and our country in Israel. Note, this analysis is not coming from some right-wing media outlet. It’s coming from a newspaper roughly equivalent to our NYT, in editorial direction.

    So, good work, John. Always on the side of whoever’s against the good guys, in any conflict. Consistency.

  11. Octopus says:

    Did I smoke something rank, or did that loathsome scrunt Frank Sinclair show his greasy fat face here today? I mean, I haven’t smoked anything in a long long time, but I was near a roaring campfire only 24 hours ago, where a young couple was smoking something that looked and smelled slightly illegal. Then, I saw Ron Jeremy (or possibly a bear) dragging them both behind a dune, some screams, and then silence. Probably nothing.

  12. Bunk X says:

    OLT’s Insert Smiley Face
    July 28, 2014 at 9:47 pm
    Hey Obdicut, youโ€™re a dick.

    That is all.


  13. Dudebro says:

    • Arachne says:

      So don’t go ON Twitter dumbass. No one has a daily requirement of time mandated by law to be on Twitter. Bye bye.

  14. ZING!

    see this is why CJ gets the attention. He’s a very special breed of douchebag.

    • Pakimon says:

      Richard should request a refund for that $80.00 $79.95 he paid not to be inundated with malware and pop-ups when he read at The Bog. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Pakimon says:

      Nothing is better then watching a corpulent ponytailed blogger/TwitWarrior get peevish. ๐Ÿ˜†

      • trebob says:

        Unfollow? What happened to block and report? ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Because he's a fat moron? says:

        Why is he explaining his attempted zinger? Because he thinks Landes isn’t sure if he’s paid CJ anything? Because he’s trying to be even more douchetastic?

    • Arachne says:

      Mr. Landes – he has never posted substance. Period. He posts referrals to his website where he has snatched content from others (attributed or not). He has no substance of his own. If you look, his only posts with original content whine about Glenn Greenwald or his so-called “stalkers.” Get out while you can.

      And Fartface – someone complaining that your Tweets suck being met with snark is not going to win you new followers. Because I imagine a lot of your other followers (those that are REAL anyway) are going to unfollow real quick if they have the same complaint.

    • Because says:

      You’re free to request a refund for what you paid to smell my farts.

  15. Pakimon says:

    Who says stealing other people’s work and claiming it as yours doesn’t pay off? ๐Ÿ™„

    • Arachne says:

      You “lived” it? Oh bullshit.
      No one’s going to consult with you. Every time your name is brought up, everyone expresses surprise you’re still around.

    • Because says:

      Wasn’t that the ending line out of “Pee Wee’s Great Adventure”?

  16. Pakimon says:

    It’s mine! I did all the work! I didn’t steal it from anybody!

    • Arachne says:

      You mean JEREMY CHRYSLER’s debunking of the documents.

    • Arachne says:

      Just for shits and grins, I went back to check the Wikipedia entry for Rathergate. Since Wiki is edited by the average Joe, I noted this:

      “Within minutes of the segment, the authenticity of the documents was questioned by posters on Free Republic, a conservative Internet forum, and discussion quickly spread to various weblogs in the blogosphere, principally Little Green Footballs and Power Line.”

      First of all, discussion didn’t quickly spread to LGF at all. In fact, Johnson was one of the LAST bloggers to get on board with it and was still being cautionary at 8:30 a.m. PDT.

      And remember his post of that evening regarding the CBS investigation where he gives himself (and Powerline, in that order) the credit?

      Anyone else thing Fatass is responsible for some of the Wiki content?

  17. Pakimon says:

    Oh really? Do tell!

    Er, she actually didn’t mention you at all.

    She just referred to “Conservative bloggers” in general.

    In hindsight, Chunkles was a preening self-indulgent dickhead even back in 2005.

    Just not as fat and not quite so sniveling…

    • Pakimon says:


      Quickly scanning over Tom Nichol’s and Tony Limas’s timelines, they didn’t strike me as fullblown leftist moonbat types.

      I wonder if they realize that Chunky “Has Parted Ways With The Right™ “?

      I’m sure Chunky isn’t going to tell them that he was “duped” and “misled” for eight years by their type.

      Chunkles can’t afford to lose any more followers and maybe they’ll pay the $80.00 $79.95 before they realize that LGF has devolved into moonbatarium.

    • Pakimon says:

      Another Sidenote:

      Megan McArdle didn’t mention The Chunkster or The Bog in her recent article.

      She just provided a link to the “throbbing memo”.

      You’d think everyone would be mentioning Chunky by name and heralding The Bog and its TruthWarrior Master as the greatest thing since sliced bread regarding this matter.

      Yet they don’t.

      It’s almost as if everyone is making it a point not to mention him.

      I wonder why?

      I do know that it must make Chunky’s peevishness grow exponentially with each passing day.

      Oh, and the “stalkers”.

      They aren’t helping quell his peevishness either… ๐Ÿ˜†

      • Arachne says:

        You know, it would be so much fun if they got Fartcheeks on the show and then asked him about the allegations made in our Rathergate article.

    • Arachne says:

      I was about to say, she doesn’t mention you by name.

    • Just mapes says:

  18. Pakimon says:

    Yet Gus keeps going like an unemployed, gimpy legged, garage dwelling, chicken pot pie eating version of the Energizer Bunny.

    He keeps tweeting and tweeting and tweeting and tweeting… ๐Ÿ˜†

  19. swamprat says:

    So according to Obdicut, no negotiations regarding tunnels and rockets equals no negotiations. This is dishonest and an excellent example of the strawman method of goalpost changing. He sure was fast to go into Liberal Logic.

    • swamprat says:

      ,,,,,,,”Why I parted ways with honest discourse”.

      • Pakimon says:

        To be fair, you try having honest discourse after running up and down stairs really fast in top hat and spats with a fork stuck in your ass.

        It isn’t easy!

        Not that I’d know from personal experience… ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Because he's a fat moron? says:

        You wear that white tuxedo how you gonna beat the heat?

      • Arachne says:

        Running up the stairs with bad sneakers and a pina colada my friend….

  20. OLT's And Once Again, The Obvious says:

    Obdicut just hates Jews that won’t die when they’re told to. It’s a real passion of the Left these days.

  21. Because it's hot in this garage says:

  22. rightymouse says:

    Umm..why did you put a “.” in front of his handle? You DO want him to see the tweet, right?


  23. Because here we go says:

    • Octopus says:

      This is Us, the people on both sides of the Gaza conflict, disgusted with you. Having no use for you. Fuck you!

  24. Because Johnson isn't the most delusional tweeter says:

    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

  25. Because how is a direct quite "distorted"? says:

    • Octopus says:

      “All of our bullets should be coated in bacon fat.”

      From the “exploding heads” in the comments. Yes, I agree. Bacon fat should be the preservative used for storage of ammo, in a rendered form not susceptible to decomposition. Best preparation for the ongoing and future wars we face.

    • Arachne says:

      Well, then I guess EVERYBODY misconstrued that stupid ass statement, Fartface, because we were making big jokes about it at #tcot yesterday.

      How do you type with your head up Obama’s ass, Chuckles? I’ve often wondered.

      Only 2 retweets. Wow. Guess everyone else thinks you’re a loser.

  26. Because how 'bout a Mouse-ka-Mania plugin? says:

  27. trebob says:

    Wow, I can be just like Charles today. I’ve had someone from Wuhan, China trying to log into my main router all morning. (geek) Once I blocked his SSH access and he stopped getting login prompts he left.(/geek) but, looking through the logs, he hit it pretty hard most of the morning thinking it was a unix system.

    Think I’ll make an avacado sammich with some artisanal chee(to)se.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      What was he looking for?

      • trebob says:

        He kept trying to log in as “root” with a dictionary attack on the passwords. Typically that would be the default superuser name in a UNIX environment, which is what my router login prompts resemble. Since I don’t have a user named root on that router it was failure after failure, kinda like Charles and when I blocked his access to that part of TCP is was nothing+null, kinda like Gus.


      • Because Chucky's REGEX 101 says:

        How do you do a root canal without the root user?

    • Because he's a fat moron? says:

      Was he trying to steal all of your deleted posts from when you were a bigot?


      Just kidding. I was making a funny on Chunky.

  28. Because Chunk's adopted Progturd logic says:

    Obungle wants Israel to stop defending itself so Hamas won’t have to keep killing it’s own people.

    Hamas said to execute 20 anti-war protesters
    Channel 10 reports that 20 Palestinians who participated in an anti-war protest in the Gaza Strip were rounded up by Hamas and summarily executed as alleged Israeli collaborators yesterday.

    Reports yesterday indicated that 30 suspected collaborators have been executed by Hamas thus far, but it isnโ€™t clear whether that figure included the 20 anti-war protesters

    Read more: Obama told Netanyahu Israel had to halt fire unilaterally, can’t choose mediators | The Times of Israel http://www.timesofisrael.com/day-22-five-soldiers-killed-four-of-them-in-mortar-attack-idf-bombards-gaza/#ixzz38ssuT5Ur

  29. Octopus says:

    Sexist humor, for the kids: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

    So much truth here, it hurts. The chart for men is also right on the money. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  30. Just mapes says:

    sounds like Charles is suffering from Sour Mapes

    I guess not only are his 15 minutes up. the wayback machine has denied his 15 minutes ever existed.

    sort of a schrodinger’s pannus scenario

  31. Because and don't make typos says:


  33. Because the legal scholar speaketh again says:

    • sour mapes says:

      a 65 year old man with a ponytail, who spends 20 hours a day on twitter and says lolwut


  34. JimboXL says:

    Can anyone tell the difference between a Hamas fighter and the guy in America that shot up the movie theater? Would anyone in their right mind negotiate with him? Nope.

  35. Octopus says:

    This research could save your life, Gus! In your case it probably won’t be a monkey, as they’re too expensive. A rat that nips your fingers, perhaps.

    • Because says:

      Monkey slaps Gus. Gus spanks monkey.

      • Octopus says:

        Monkey blocks and reports Gus.
        Gus drinks Sterno Mojito, and loses shit.
        Cops are called, and they arrest Gus.
        Monkey sits up in rafters of garage, watching arrest.
        Cops leave with Gus, and monkey eats three Banquet chicken pot pies.
        Poops on keyboard, goes to sleep.

      • sour mapes says:

        so with the exception of sitting in the rafters, basically it’s just what Gus does

  36. Octopus says:

    Mo’ money, mo’ problems. ๐Ÿ™‚

  37. Because olo olololo ololololololo hahahaha hohohoho lolol lolololol says:

    • Octopus says:

      It occurs to me that a well-spun impeachment process might be the only thing that could improve Obama’s numbers in the lamest of his lame-duck years. Might rally the Hollywood troops, and the kids who are seeing what a shitty bill of goods they were sold. Hopenchange, man! (drags deeply on spliff)

  38. Octopus says:

    Stand by for Fatass accusing Iowahawk of RACIST DEATH-THREAT!!1! in 5…4…3…

  39. Octopus says:

    Shall we prepare your usual Butthurt Bath, madam? ๐Ÿ˜†