Alouette has a “You Might Be A Conservative” Twitter rant

The resident Kapo of LGF went berserk over a “You Might Be A Conservative” twitter rant. Alouette draws up strawmen to attack conservative positions.

Alouette is just a parrot devoid of any intellectual thought process.

[Updated to correct the spelling of Alouette and to link to the Viscous Bouche Archive. If Alouette has more than a 9th grade education of basic economic principles and can prove that she understands it, I’ll eat two of Charles Johnson’s sweat-stained scrungies. – Briareus]

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95 Comments on “Alouette has a “You Might Be A Conservative” Twitter rant”

  1. Just poop says:

    I liked her better when she was doing racist Aunt Jemima memes, and of course who didn’t love a good St Pancake cartoon

    Alouette,
    you might be an idiot if you think you can scrub your true past

  2. Because says:

    The twats who tweet on twitter
    Would stink less on the shitter

    Burma Shave

  3. Just poop says:

    I think she’s drunk

    fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life , granny

  4. Because says Imami jihadi Chunki says:

    • Just poop says:

      Charles prefers father pfleger

      except Charles hates all priests. he just hates pfleger less since he’s on team obama

    • Juan Epstein says:

      I’m a Hitler. You’re a Hitler.

    • swamprat says:

      Wasn’t Coughlin that socialist bigot denounced by the church and conservatives in general? “Father” Coughlin, the idiot that liberals use to try to shame conservatives and the church in the foolish faint hope that his “progressive” ideologies and Stalinesque liberalism will be forgotten?
      Fail

      • Pakimon says:

        I thought Coughlin was head coach of the NY Giants.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I don’t know who any of these guys are. I try not to get my received wisdom from people who think they get their received wisdom from God and they’re just doing me a favor by passing it on.

      • Because says:

        I don’t think Coughlin had much to do with God. He was a lot like Pflegler. All about community organizing. He roused rabble before it was fashionable.

  5. Abu oyliM says:

    Michael Pflegler has been a total POS for the last 3 decades. He’s sorta the collar-wearing Catholic fluffer for all Dems in Chicago since Harold Washington thru Daley II. He now sits waiting for marching (sucking) orders from Barry the Unicorn. Our world would be better off if none of these evil bastards were ever known. Sadly, not.

    Pflegler has punched his ticket to the warmest place in Hell. Good riddance, asshole!

  6. Juan Epstein says:

    Chick’s a straight up racist.

    Have fun on twitter with Aunt Jemima following you around.

  7. Dudebro says:

    YouMightBeAConservative if you think raising #MinimumWage will cause all prices to go up but lowering CEO pay won’t make prices go down.

    She really is that stupid!

  8. Dudebro says:

    For a run of the mill Truckstop whore, I guess that would be true.

    • Not only would you be a conservative if you thought this.
      You would also be correct

    • Arachne says:

      Oh, and yeah, dumbass, you might want to check on why the farmers have had water problems in California for years before the drought. ALL the fault of envirowackos who believe a non-indigenous bait fish is sacred. Asshole.

  9. swamprat says:

    Thank you Charles, for reminding us about father Coughlin, the socialist anti-Semite.

  10. Pakimon says:

    Chunky’s under siege again.

  11. Pakimon says:

    Time to deploy the Rodan Talking Mean To Islamic Jihadists defense shield!

    • Because we start shit and then ask for are mommy to moderate. says:

      Right Chunky. Rodan had one slightly drunken conversation which you post over and over and over again. You on the other hand ran a racist anti-Muslim website for 8 years with tens of thousands of anti-jihad, anti-Muslim posts. And you have no explanation for it except some incoherent mumbling about being misled or everyone changing which is infantile bullshit no one believes. I think more people want to know if you really switched milyos. Were you a fraud then or are you one now?

    • Arachne says:

      Oh right on cue – teenage Rodan audio.
      Folks sick of your whining Chuck.
      Maybe we could post a link to the Mill-yo video and the girl shoulder shrug.

    • Yes.
      By all means Charles.

      Direct all your dozen followers to the DoD. See how that works out for you.

  12. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles must protect the fragile little minds of the handful of nitwits that are actually stupid enough to take him seriously. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Hey Clueless McDumdum – you’re an effing LIAR. Rodan does not have a Twitter account so he isn’t bothering YOU or your braindead FOLLOWERS. Funny but the only one crying about it is YOU.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I don’t stalk anybody on twitter. I prefer to do it here, where they have to come to me to see it. 🙂

      • Because says:

        This whole “stalker” shtick of his has ceased to be amusing. It’s just pathetic.

      • Arachne says:

        In light of his endless tweets about Greenwald? Absolutely. He’s just crying for attention.

      • Because we start shit and then ask for are mommy to moderate. says:

        Too bad they never do because they’re way too classy and above it all.

  13. Pakimon says:

    On top of everything else, Chunky’s still extremely peevish about Robert Spencer treating him like an assclown the other day.

    Why else would he RT this bit of inanity from an unemployed garage boy with a gimpy leg? 😆

  14. OLT's If A Gus-Gus Is A Dim-Witted Mouse, What Does That Make A Gus? says:

    Hey, look! A Gus that isn’t completely useless!

    http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/07/28/us-marines-testing-autonomous-guss-off-roader/?intcmp=features

  15. Because that's your master you're talking about says:

    • Arachne says:

      And contrary to the assertions by Fatass, Rather believed THEN and believes NOW that the documents are GENUINE.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        That in itself it pretty unbelievable.
        That said, I hope Robert Redford doesn’t take his shirt off in this movie. My psyche is still recovering from the scene in the weather underground movie he did last. Gaahhhh!

      • Arachne says:

        This movie will probably last one week in theaters before it’s yanked.
        Redford is just dying to relive his glory days of “All the President’s Men.” This isn’t it, Bob. And my guess, if I had to make one – is your are going to take a big financial bath with this. But I’m sure it will win one of those stupid awards in Cannes and most definitely one at your own pretentious film festival. Meanwhile, if you gross $5 million you’ll be lucky.

        And I don’t think even Hollywood is going to consider you for an Oscar. Remember how “The Butler” was released to all kinds of hoopla and pretty much died at the box office and then the Oscar folks didn’t want to have anything to do with it.

  16. OLT's And Once Again, The Obvious says:

    Islam isn’t a race.

  17. Juan Epstein says:

    http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-news-and-politics/180382/students-justice-palestine

    The student organization Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP) is prominent on many college campuses, preaching a mantra of “Freeing Palestine.” It masquerades as though it were a civil rights group when it is not. Indeed, as an African-American, I am highly insulted that my people’s legacy is being pilfered for such a repugnant agenda. It is thus high time to expose its agenda and lay bare some of the fallacies they peddle.

    • If you seek to promulgate the legacy of early Islamic colonialists who raped and pillaged the Middle East, subjugated the indigenous peoples living in the region, and foisted upon them a life of persecution and degradation—you do not get to claim the title of “Freedom Fighter.”

    • If you support a racist doctrine of Arab supremacism and wish (as a corollary of that doctrine) to destroy the Jewish state, you do not get to claim that the prejudices you peddle are forms of legitimate “resistance.”

    • If your heroes are clerics who sit in Gaza plotting the genocide of a people; who place their children on rooftops in the hopes they will get blown to bits; who heap praises upon their fellow gang members when they succeed in murdering Jewish school boys and bombing places of activity where Jews congregate—you do not get to claim that you are some Apollonian advocate of human virtue. You are not.

    • If your activities include grieving over the woefully incompetent performance by Hamas rocketeers and the subsequent millions of Jewish souls who are still alive—whose children were not murdered by their rockets; whose limbs were not torn from them; and whose disembowelment did not come into fruition—you do not get to claim that you stand for justice. You profess to be irreproachable. You are categorically not.

    • If your idea of a righteous cause entails targeting and intimidating Jewish students on campus, arrogating their history of exile-and-return and fashioning it in your own likeness you do not get to claim that you do so in the name of civil liberty and freedom of expression.

    • You do not get to champion regimes that murder, torture, and persecute their own people, deliberately keep them impoverished, and embezzle billions of dollar from them—and claim you are “pro-Arab.” You are not.

    • You do not get to champion a system wherein Jews are barred from purchasing land, traveling in certain areas, and living out such an existence merely because they are Jews—and claim that you are promoting equality for all. You do not get to enable that system by pushing a boycott of Jewish owned businesses, shops, and entities—and then claim that you are “against apartheid.” That is evil.

    • You do not get to justify the calculated and deliberate bombings, beatings, and lynchings of Jewish men, women, and children by referring to such heinous occurrences as part of a noble “uprising” of the oppressed—that is racism. It is evil.

    • You do not get to pretend as though you and Rosa Parks would have been great buddies in the 1960s. Rosa Parks was a real Freedom Fighter. Rosa Parks was a Zionist.

    Coretta Scott King was a Zionist.

    A. Phillip Randolph was a Zionist.

    Bayard Rustin was a Zionist.

    Count Basie was a Zionist.

    Dr. Martin Luther King Sr. was a Zionist.

    Indeed, they and many more men and women signed a letter in 1975 that stated: “We condemn the anti-Jewish blacklist. We have fought too long and too hard to root out discrimination from our land to sit idly while foreign interests import bigotry to America. Having suffered so greatly from such prejudice, we consider most repugnant the efforts by Arab states to use the economic power of their newly-acquired oil wealth to boycott business firms that deal with Israel or that have Jewish owners, directors, or executives, and to impose anti-Jewish preconditions for investments in this country.”

    You see, my people have always been Zionists because my people have always stood for the freedom of the oppressed. So, you most certainly do not get to culturally appropriate my people’s history for your own. You do not have the right to invoke my people’s struggle for your shoddy purposes and you do not get to feign victimhood in our name. You do not have the right to slander my people’s good name and link your cause to that of Dr. King’s. Our two causes are diametrically opposed to each other.

    Your cause is the antithesis of freedom. It has cost hundreds of thousands of lives of both Arabs and Jews. It has separated these peoples, and has fomented animosity between them. It has led to heartache, torment, death and destruction.

    It is of course your prerogative to continue to utilize platitudes for your cause. You are entirely within your rights to chant words like “equality” “justice” and “freedom fighter.”

    You can keep using those words for as long as you like. But I do not think you know what they mean.

  18. kbdabear says:

    I didn’t see if Chucky Cheetos tweeted this, but he’s dumb enough to …

    Lefty Morons Fall for Fake Michelle Bachmann Story

    http://www.jammiewf.com/2014/lefty-morons-fall-for-fake-michelle-bachmann-story/

  19. It’s strange. CJ obviously doesn’t like us pointing out his past for his “followers and friends”, yet he invites just that:

    • and interestingly, even though Mr. 757 didn’t respond, and CJ apparently has me blocked, we get this mere minutes later.

      what is the purpose of that block button, anyway?

      • ISpeakJive says:

        To punish people who dare cross him? Meanwhile he probably keeps a screen open not logged into twitter so he can see everything. Who’s stalking whom?

        • Or he’s constantly searching twitter for his username, so he can see the mentions of even those countless folks he’s blocked. (I only assume that’s how it works. I haven’t blocked anyone)

          In any case, I’d say it (the blocking, yet searching out the blockees) opens up an interesting conversation about a possible personality and/or mental disorder.

      • Arachne says:

        Report for what? Commenting on your effing timeline? Get over yourself Fatass – people are allowed to jump in. If you don’t like it, take you, on your overly sensitive 300 lbs. and get the hell off Social Media or engage the MUTE button. Also, I grabbed a screen shot of this and forwarded to Twitter via email so that they have further evidence of your abuse of the block and report feature. I don’t waste time with Twitter/Support, Fartface – I email directly to a former colleague working in their LEGAL department.

      • Arachne says:

        Chen – I ended up blocking him during the great Conservative Purge he and the other overly sensitive twits on the left were engaged in in sending folks to the Twitter Gulag, especially when I got hit with a reply one afternoon by an “egg” avatar twitter account that had made ONE tweet – to me – and yet had 8 followers, among them, good old Fatass. I got a screen cap and sent it to Twitter Support, asking how it was possible that Johnson, who didn’t follow all that many people, saw fit to follow an unknown Twitter account that found ME for some reason. Twitter’s on to his whole whiney-crybaby poor widdle me business and they’ve stopped listening to him.

      • Just makes my twitter sock salivate to out this dipshit in every twitter conversation he has

        Lolwut charles.
        We is going nowhere

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Just so we are clear: Chunky was an anti-Muslim, anti-American hate mongerer for how many years?

  20. Because goshdarn activist judges says:

  21. Because Onose says:

  22. Speranza says:

    So despite Charles Johnson being a Jew hating Israel basher, she still is loyal.

  23. Because Onose says:

    • Because olo says:

      That tweet’s unintentionally hilarious.

    • trebob says:

      LOL! What’s he saying? Things are terrible and there is actually some thought that things can’t get worse? That’s hilarious for someone that’s been hiding their head in the sand since Obama was immaculated.

      Welcome to the party Charles, although I imagine you’re the dorky guy that no one notices (unless your standing next to Pam).

    • Because says:

      That picture looks photoshopped to lighten her skin.

  24. Because olo says:

    • Arachne says:

      79 retweets for that Fartface. Smell the envy…..

      • Because says:

        For starters, you have to have an idea. That’s usually where Chuckles falls off his bike. The idea here is that the left, who are hostile to your property rights and mine, are suddenly all about property rights for Hamas.

        Problem with Chuck’s tweets is they contain no ideas. They’re just semantic intestinal gas.

  25. swamprat says:

    Mmmmmmm Gus just retweeted a pro Israel comment and Charles has gone the other way.

  26. Because mad garage says:

    • Arachne says:

      Stealing Game of Thrones from your neighbor’s HBO account again, Goos?

      • OLT's Insert Smiley Face says:

        That’s one of my boss’ favorite ways to signal resigned approval or disapproval of a planned course of action.

  27. Because this is a public service announcement says:

    This is a public service announcement.

    Repeat

    This is a public service announcement.

    When Sodastream says replace your bottles after the expiration date, the mean replace your bottles after the expiration date. My neighbor, while filling a bottle that expired in 2012, launched her fizzymaker across the kitchen, when the bottom blew out of the bottle. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but the unit was totaled. Great lesson in ballistics, kids. Don’t do this at home, kids.

    That is all.

    Repeat

    That is all.

  28. Octopus says:

    Had my own Brush With Death (or, severe gastric discomfort) this past weekend, which was spent Up North on the great Lake Huron. Got back today and hit the grocery, where my cashier directed my wondering gaze to my receipt, which showed that a bunch of plums we had purchased last week were possibly infected with listeria. Luckily, we had left the plums at home to ripen. Phew!

    Can’t snuff this rooster, germs. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    Who doesn’t appreciate the fine edge of the Israeli battle-sword? I mean, these guys are incredibly professional and effective. Hamas is quitting the field, rather than face their sworn enemies head-on.

    http://www.jpost.com/Operation-Protective-Edge/If-we-dont-deal-with-Gaza-tunnels-now-these-threats-will-come-to-us-368922