Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Assists U.S. Domestic Terrorists

Ammonium nitrate is the same stuff that left-wing anarchist Timothy McVeigh used to blow up the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, and Charles F. Johnson is now promoting the lethal concoction on his Little Green Footballs website.

Note that only one sentient lizard spoke up, and he got a downpour of downdings.

CJ Exposes Ammonium Nitrate Dumps

Yeah, we blunked out the links for what we think are obvious reasons. Why Charles Johnson didn’t delete it in its entirety defies all logic, but logic isn’t one of Johnson’s strong suits.


73 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Assists U.S. Domestic Terrorists”

  1. Just poop says:

    if you need fertilizer in texas, look no further than bullshit factory “jimmy from Lubbock”

  2. Because says:

    Or just go to Culver City, ask anybody where the fat ponytail weirdo lives, and yoink the Mountain Dew bottles. Loaded with high-nitrogen fertilizer, ready to go boom.

  3. Just poop says:

    lerner about to do the perp walk

    at least until the Chicago machine feeds her the cyanide capsule

    • rightymouse says:

      I hope she goes to jail.

    • rightymouse says:

      Yesssssssssssss!!! 🙂

      • livefreeor die says:

        I would love to see that self righteous smug look of hers replaced with a “oh, crap-how is this happening-Bammy told me everything would be fine.” look.

      • Because says:

        Don’t put it past BamBam to pardon her.

        Yes, he can, and yes he will.

      • Abu Splodydope says:

        Lois “may have” printed some emails. This threat will keep dems from turning on her.
        Dumb question of the day: Do liberals have no shame at all?
        It really is a mental disorder to double-down on lies for your entire “adult” life.
        penis penis penis lol

  4. rightymouse says:

    Mich-again is an idiot of the first degree. Posting that kind of crap causes problems. But watch Charles confuse right vs wrong & go after “1 Peter G1”.

    • Arachne says:

      Tweet coming (probably three or four) – “RW nutjobs attack me after I post information freely available on the internet!”

      Doesn’t make it right, Blubberbutt. The synthesis process for making LSD is also available on the internet. Post it on your blog and we can all step back and see what happens.

      • rightymouse says:

        Yep. If I’m not mistaken, instructions for making rice-cooker bombs like the Tsarnevs used are available on the net. I double-dog-dare Charles to post them.

      • Because says:

        Or to let Socky McPuppet post them in an LGF “page”.

      • rightymouse says:

        Are you saying that Mich-again is a Fatso sock-puppet? Why, I nevah!!! O_o

    • Abu oyliM says:

      Quote button – from rightymouse:
      “Mich-again is an idiot of the first degree.”

      me — BINGO. Never liked Mich-again.

  5. Because penis penis penis lol says:

    Chuckles would blow up 90% of the country if it would shift the focus off of Obama, “the worst President in the history of Presidents”™.

  6. Because no one's surprised I'm changing my story on this too says:

    Here’s Jake Tapper slapping down a PLO paid liar. She tries all the classic tactics much like Chunk does for the progressive liars. She blames the other side and plays victim. Then calls the Israelis racist for blaming the Paleos for using human shields which it’s clear they’re doing. Because there’s video of a Hamas spokesman telling them to! She tries to borrow credibility from Obungle’s feckless calls for de-escalation right when Israel is on the verge of success.

    Eventually she has to half-heartedly call the human shield tactic reprehensible but I suspect it’s only because sawing infidel’s like Jake Tapper’s head off is illegal.

    • Octopus says:

      I like Tapper. The cut of his jib is okay by me. Works for a tinhorn station, but what can you do? Jobs are tough to come by, in this wretched economy.

      His book, “The Outpost,” is a truly fine piece of reportage, on a story that needed telling. Our soldiers fought and died in some horrific battles, fighting the Islamist bastards who want to kill “Rome.” Now we’re going to leave those places, for the time being, and I’m not against us leaving. I wonder when we’ll be going back, though.

  7. livefreeor die says:

    Let’s play the “What if” game.
    What if-Glenn Greenwald posted a link that told people where ammonium nitrate is stored near them.

    Extra credit-how many ICYMI would it produce?

    • Because says:

      Three tweets, two ICYMIs, and two Promoted to Front Pages, and 2, 1, and 1 from Gus. That’s 11.

      • Abu oyliM says:

        You are polite in your math. You and Paki would have been dizzy from posting the screeching. Ditto for Bunk X were he awake.

  8. livefreeor die says:

    Chuck is as disinterested in attention as Obama is.

  9. Minnow says:

    How do we know (for certain) that Mich-again is not just another FatAss sockpuppet?

    Inquiring minds would like to know.

  10. Because no one's surprised I'm changing my story on this too says:

    Boo Hoo for Chunky Boo Hoo. Twitter refuses to help him make his past go away by banning everyone who mocks him that he unfairly banned on LGF. Poor Chunky. He pressed an internet war and banned and blocked and smeared his former friends and played scorched earth. But he never counted on Twitter. He’d barely heard of it at the time of his j’accuse. Suddenly all those people he spat upon and relished banning for not following him to Moonbatville are now coming back to haunt. AND they have ammo from the old blog and lots of it.

    I’m so sorry Charles
    – Sharmuta

    .@jnorris They’re never going to stop me. But a lot of good people don’t have the experience to stand up to this kind of harassment.
    57 minutes ago

    If you followed these rants, you should be aware that the freaks who’ve been stalking me for years on @twitter are going to be very excited.
    1 hour ago

    @ten24get @twitter I’ve developed a very thick skin. But a lot of smart people just give up and stop logging in, and we’re all poorer for it
    1 hour ago

    RT @teleskiguy: @Green_Footballs @twitter It’s one of the reasons I’m very measured politically on Twitter. Last year I got harassed by GG …
    1 hour ago

    @eclecticbrotha @twitter That seems to be the bottom line. And it will be @twitter’s downfall.
    1 hour ago

    I’m hanging in there despite a years-long harassment campaign that @twitter refuses to deal with, but most people simply give up & move on.
    1 hour ago

    A huge reason why smart people leave @twitter and don’t come back is because they’re targeted by abuse and harassment.
    1 hour ago

    • Pakimon says:

      It seems that Chunky’s late night squeals about Twitter and how they won’t deal with “stalkers” is becoming a daily thing.

      This video always comes to mind whenever I see Chuckles sniveling and complaining. 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    I googled this: mary mapes truth and duty little green footballs. Then, I went to page 198 after a control-f found the LGF reference in Mapes’ butthurt l’il bookie-wookie. I would copy and paste the hilarious glurge, but I can’t figure out how. You’ll get a yuk out of it, and it’s worth comparing to the real story we know here.

    Fatass will not be prominently featured in the movie. Oofah! 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I read that page. She still thinks everybody was wrong about the typeface. Unbelievable.
      LGF just gets a mention about being an obscure right-wing website nobody ever heard of. LOL

  12. Octopus says:

    But…the Dhimmicrat Machine spent how much promoting the massive lie that is Obamacare? Oh, fuck…the horrorshow of the website itself was at $634M, many months ago. God knows where it’s at now. The rest of the costs? Oh, you don’t want to know. But you should.

  13. I’m sorry, but I can’t help but chuckle. If someone at Twitter actually read that, I think the eye roll could be large enough to effect the Earth’s rotation.

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky’s bulk is already causing some wobble along the axis. I hope they don’t all roll their eyes at once!

    • Arachne says:

      You know, we have idjits from Blubberbutt’s side of the aisle jumping in our timelines at #tcot all the time. We mute or we block. You know what we don’t do? WHINE.

      And no, Fartickles, they AREN’T going to do anything. They put in an effing MUTE button if you don’t want to see people’s tweets. They are not going to tell people they can’t make fun of you. If you don’t like it, get the eff off Twitter.

    • Because olo olololo ololololololo hahahaha hohohoho lolol lolololol says:


  14. Octopus says:

    Visited the Ronald Reagan Library today, and I was pretty well blown away by how well the whole thing was put together. It’s a great American history lesson, and located on an incredibly beautiful site, with views reaching out for many miles in all directions. “City Upon A Hill,” as the man once put it. They cover his whole life, including the assassination attempt — very powerful presentation of that. If you ever get a chance to check it out, you really should.

  15. Minnow says:

    Barry blathering about Twitter, stalkers and damage to their “brand”. Honestly Barry – you are a hoot. As if you know the first fucking thing about brands, or operations or marketing or anything other than Mountain Dew bottles full of urine.


  16. even funnier:

    Yes, twitter will crash and burn unless something is done about Charles Johnson’s “stalkers”!!!


  17. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Unlike those other people, I don’t have a life. Bleating on Twitter non-stop eighteen hours a day is the only thing I have left other than a miserable trainwreck of a blog.

    • Pakimon says:

      As a side note, Chunky is too stupid to realize that nobody is trying to stop him.

      In fact, everyone who stalks mocks him is hoping that he keeps going because his tweets are a treasure trove of hilarious idiocy and comical whining and sniveling that is rarely surpassed. 😆

  18. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles is putting out his resume’ to Twitter. They obviously need someone with a ban stick who ain’t afraid to use it! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Fun Fact: Chunkles pronounces resume’ as “ree-zoom”

    • Arachne says:

      15,000 posters with abusive comments? Wow.
      What a liar – the culture turned around because he effing BANNED everyone who disagreed with the “culture.”

  19. Pakimon says:

    If only Twitter would let Chunkles cut loose with his mighty ban stick! Look what it did for his own blog! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Note that Chunky put a period in front of the “@twitter”.

      What is he afraid of?

      Perhaps Twitter has fired off an email or two telling him to knock off all the whining and sniveling.

      Poor Chunky…he just can’t help himself. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Actually, deleting previous response and adding this one.

        I get confused so I looked it up. My understanding is that Twitter needs it to differentiate from a “direct” message which you can only send if both parties follow each other. Since I’m sure “@Twitter” doesn’t “follow” fatass and you cannot “follow” @Twitter, then actually it was designed so Twitter and all Buttpimple’s followers could see his whining and mourn with him – any character in front of the “@” moves it from “direct message” to a general tweet.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      645 million twitters users. It’s a free service. And they should dedicate a person to spend the time to handle Chuck’s complaints, read his tweets, decide if he’s being harassed, etc, every time he whines? Sure.

      • Arachne says:

        If I were Twitter, I’d fire off an email to Fartface: “Look Dude, we’ve reviewed your timeline and people aren’t bothering you more or less than they’re bothering anyone else. So if you don’t like the way we do things, you can close your account and then NO ONE will be bothering you anymore. You’re small potatoes. Either put on your big boy pants or get the hell off Twitter – we aren’t going to change the rules because your feelings get hurt. Go to Facebook if you want to control everything.

        I’m still curious, by the way, as to why he changed his twitter handle. I think there was more here than meets the eye.

      • Because says:

        Small potatoes? He’s not even Jimmy Carter’s peanuts.

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso the Control Freak is PEEVED at Twitter, a free service he abuses on a daily basis. The irony is precious. LOL!

      • Arachne says:

        There was a time when Blubberbutt could pull that “block and report” crap at Twitter and get people’s account suspended. I sent an EMAIL – not a twitter report – an EMAIL to Twitter and showed them that these were not spammers, but in fact people who took issue with his post or perhaps called him out for lying. I also included a screenshot of his gloating about it afterwards. I advised Twitter that he was doing this because he could not BAN critics as he did on his website, and that perhaps they needed to take a long look at his hypocrisy regarding “harassing” and “stalking” when he was famous for doing it to others (and this was BEFORE Greenwald).

  20. Juan Epstein says:

    Get over yourself, Broghazi.

    You’re the biggest stalker out there.

    • Arachne says:

      True dat. And here’s another translation: “Twitter is going to ruin it’s brand = Twitter is going to ruin MY brand if these people are allowed to tell the truth about me and start visiting the stalker site.”

      And I don’t seem to remember Greenwald “stalking” him – does anyone else.

  21. Arachne says:

    I have, however, decided to try to put an end to the abusive Mike Dickinson who is “running” for Congress and who is the pervert offering $$ for nude pictures of Kendall Jones and now wants them of Holly Fisher.

    Pesonally, I find Kendall Jones hunting animals just for the hell of it repulsive. It is one thing for governments to bring hunters in to “thin” overpopulated herds, which they do (even in San Francisco, for instance, when the deer population on Angel Island gets out of control, they close the park to the public and deer hunters are brought in to assist), but I don’t believe this is the case. Shooting of animals just for sport – no, I can’t get behind that. Sorry. But whatever else, she is not in violation of the law, the governments of the African countries have sanctioned it.

    I do, however, question the wisdom of posting the photos on Facebook and thinking you’re going to get a positive response.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      WhoTF wants to go kill a lion? OMG. That’s disgusting. Gross.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Gah. She could start a wild Labradoodle ranch in Texas and go shoot them for fun. Display their pelts in rugs and coats. Why not?
        Fuckin’ Cruella DeVille in hot pants.

      • Arachne says:

        And of course, because I think Mike the Congressional Candidate Pervert is a deranged asshole for posing as the poor man’s Larry Flynt – if Fatass’s minions read here (and we KNOW they do) the next thing we’ll hear – oh and those deranged psychopaths that stalk me also approve the killing of animals since they’re all worked up about some guy just offering to embarrass the teen big game hunter.” We all KNOW that’s where they puny mind thought processes go.

        So I just wanted to state on the record that NO, I am appalled at Miss Jones’ hunting big game in Africa for sport. Appalled. That being said, she is free to do as she pleases within the law. What Porky the Pervert is doing is going beyond the pale. Criticize her all you want – you can call her scum, a bitch, whatever. But to solicit embarrassing photos of her? No. Wrong.

  22. rightymouse says:

    Attention Pakimog & Octo! Will not be around this weekend as we’re headed out to visit a dying relative. You’ll have to flaunt wimmen stuff without reproach, unless Arachne fills in for moi & kicks your butts. 🙂

  23. Because you can go to hell, I'm going to Texas says:

    The real reason Chunk parted ways with Mossberg:

  24. Arachne says:

    Oh my god – a bunch of people Obama voters on Facebook/Twitter think Steven Spielberg really killed a triceratops….

  25. Because says:

    • Pakimon says:

      It’s hilarious that Chunky would tweet that given that he petulantly honks and bleats about stalkers picking on him every night. 😆

  26. Pakimon says:

    Scientists have discovered the secret to maintaining a magical jazzy ponytail!

  27. mfhorn says:

    I read the recipe for ANFO b–b years ago in a murder mystery book. I know the author, but not which book or the recipe. Not interested either, so don’t worry Chunkles.