Hey Pam, look at me!

Charles has had an obsession for many years with Pam Geller. Between the rise of her influence in the anti-Jihad movement and the rejection of his romantic advances, Charles developed a grudge against Ms. Geller. In the last 2 years, he has backed off his attacks and has focused on Glenn Greenwald. Occasionally the aging Hipster likes to remind Pam Geller that he still exists.

Hey Pam Hey Pam2 Hey Pam3Just let her go Charles.

[Update: As noted numerous times on this website, Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs has many more mentions than Pamela Geller in Breivik’s Manifesto. These numbers are facts, not conjecture, unless Think Progress’ numbers are false. Maybe it’s time to fact check Think Progress, eh, Charles?]

CJ vs PG on Breivik Manifesto


[Update: Corrected typo in Pie Chart and graphically clarified the numbers, added United Nations source to a .pdf of  Breivik’s Manifesto. – Briarius]


117 Comments on “Hey Pam, look at me!”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Much blood on handghazi.

    Greenwald. Jonah Goldberg. Pam Gellar.

    One week. One ethnicity.

  2. Minnow says:

    Barry – or I should say Charles Johnson…. you are a miserable fool to raise this issue as having some sort of negative connotation. Okay, you fell on your face with Pam – we all know that. You are a dis-interesting, (likely) stinky old fool of a man. Pam would rather not deal with a fat old, stale fart like you. You are the only one who never figured that out. Sulk bitch.

    But for you to find fault with Pam and the good she is trying to do for Muslim young women is a disgrace and shows your complete incompetence relative to the struggle these poor women are experiencing.

    Tell me please – are you FOR honor killings and rape of these innocents?

    Please expound at your leisure.

    Meanwhile, do us all a huge favor and shut your cute little pie hole on this subject. You are wrong….. in fact, you are embarrassingly wrong, and you should do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up.


    • PeteP says:

      Charles hates Muslim women. He no longer stands up for them like he used to and would rather see them murdered than offered support. He’s vile.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I wonder if Afghani women get their Plan B paid for by their employers? Oh, wait. They don’t work? Hahaha. Chunky doesn’t care about women outside of the United States. That sounds a bit xenophobic to me.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        this is Religion of peace plan B

  3. Minnow says:

    I just discovered that Charles Johnsons has blocked me over by Twitters. I can sincerely tell you that I wear this as a Badge of Honor.

    Hey Stupid – don’t forget to wipe your ass after you crap…. you know how bad that can turn out to be.

    Your welcome.

  4. Octopus says:


    Wait…did Fatass McDumbth spend the whole past couple of days tweeting mindless glurge about crazy American gun-nuts shooting it up in Chicago? Christian gun-nuts? Tea Party-types?

    Yeah, I thought not. Good job in Chicago, Rahm. You the man.

    • Because says:

      That was the price Val paid to get teh Jew out of the WH. As long as Val’s happy…

  5. DudeBro says:

    How is asking girls and women if they are in danger = spreading hatred?

    Oh yeah, this little fact from Canada’s National Post
    Honour killings have been on the rise in Canada over the past decade, says the professor of psychiatry at Memorial University in Newfoundland. There have been more than a dozen cases since 2002, which is actually very little compared to the United States and the United Kingdom, which have seen hundreds of such killings since then

    Isn’t a professor of psychiatry and the number of honor killings facts? Are facts science? Why is chuckles such a neanderthal rejecting science?

  6. Pakimon says:

    It’s early in the morning at the Culver City bungalow and Chunky is manning the damage control stations.

    He knows what’s coming. 😆

    • Because says:

      It was a typo. It was sposed to be “Ragheed”. Sounds authentic to me.

    • Arachne says:

      He should have raided a conservative blog at midnight and used the words THERE instead. That, Fatass would have applauded.

  7. Pakimon says:

    He’s confident that any evidence to the contrary is safely secured in the Memory Hole.

    Unless someone wanders over to DoD…

    Better get on that right quickly, eh Chunky? 😆

  8. Il Padrino says:

    He really is appallingly stupid to *continue* to bring up Brevik’s manifesto despite his own presence within it — or he’s just so hatefully committed to smearing people with it that he can’t help himself.

    I wonder though — is there any proof that he actually hit on Pamela Gellar and got rebuffed? Or are we just piecing together circumstantial evidence?

    • Because Idiotarianism is the new smart! says:

      There are photos of him flirting and posing with her. And when she called him her blog daddy he would lap it up. She used to comment over there and the banter was unmistakeable. Then when the whole Vlaams Belang thing went down and she sided with Spencer (the side of reason, that is) and not him, the Chunkster went ballistic.

      We’ve done the math. The science is settled.

      “Ben: I note that your “old friend” Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs recently wrote an attack piece on you, and I wonder if he’s insanely jealous. Care to comment. Certainly, he is more worried about your successful blog than the status of women in, say, Iran.

      Pamela Geller: I am not a psychiatrist, so I am not qualified to comment on Johnson. But yes, he demonstrates an immense lack of moral discernment.”


  9. Pakimon says:

    And the preemptive arm flailing like a fat kid being swarmed by angry bees begins… 😆

    • Because liar, liar, pants on fire says:

      Baloney. Nobody used the word “raghead”, because he had a filter that changed it to “Arab”. There were zero such comments, because it was impossible to use the word.

  10. Pakimon says:

    You can smell the desperation.

    Chunkles is like a bloated, mutated, ponytailed version of Winnie the Pooh who got his head stuck in the honey pot and can’t escape. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      You’re boring your followers Fatass – personally, if someone’s smearing me, I’m not want to repeat it every day.

  11. Pakimon says:

    Maybe he should retitle his simpering screed, “Why I Parted Ways With The Right and Showed Everyone I’m a Sniveling Dickhead”. 😆

    • KGB says:

      It began “years” before? How many years, al-Chuki? LGF was a far right hate site for only a few years, so when did you begin to question your own beliefs — right from the get-go??

    • KGB says:

      Oh, and aren’t public breaks for public persons? From 1999-2001 I went from being your standard issue leftist to a conservative, but I didn’t write a manifesto (sorry Charlie, I know that’s a loaded word) about it. It just happened and life moved on.

      But then maybe there’s the rub, eh? You don’t have a life.

    • Because the cowardly liar says:

      I DO believe in Marx. I DO believe in Marx. I DO I DO I DO believe in Marx…

    • Arachne says:

      Oh Geez, not this shit again. Hey Tony – please note the childish bullshit writing style. Also ask him to cite specific examples. He can’t. What he WAS was terrified that conservatism was really dead, like the media said. If so, his blog was about to die a death by a thousand paper cuts and he needed to make the shift FAST. Unfortunately, he’s not an in-depth political analyist, couldn’t read a room if he tried, and is now stuck with a flailing blog and 12 or so sycophants who spew pro-jihad, anti-American bile on a regular basis. He repeatedly fails at reading comprehension, beclowns himself by not waiting for the facts or makes up his own.

      He has outed people using their PayPal information (we can provide the proof), and has caused one blogger here to move because they threatened to “get him” because they knew where he lived. They wanted to organize to contact the employer of another poster here to get him fired.

      He is, quite frankly, one of the most dishonest folks on the internet. He whines about people “stalking” him on Twitter, yet he’s off and running on the attack on various people. Apparently, one of his other deficiencies is a complete understanding of how social media works. See, Fatass is allowed to spew any dishonest bullshit he wants about Pam Geller, Glenn Grenwald, Glenn Beck, retweeting it five or six times even, but when called on it, he whines that he’s being stalked by psychopaths. He obsesses about others and becomes an outraged toddler when the same tactics are used on him.

      Oh and that “I’m so cool” avatar? Over 10 years old. He is now a 300 lb, shut-in with three chins.

    • Arachne says:

      The “Public” Break? Oh please – on a blog that no one was reading and that was roundly laughed about on BOTH sides of the blogosphere. Fartface Johnson and his sense of self-importance.

      The only one that treated that high schoolish screed with any depth was Dennis Prager. And his blog post had comments filled with “Johnson is an illiterate dick – we don’t give a shit if he’s leaving” crunchy goodness.

    • Abu Handlebars says:

      Exact event?
      Bike Accident.

  12. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: No, I’m not going to give you $80.00 $79.95 to avoid being bombarded with malware and sex ads. I’m outta here.

  13. Because says:

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    After a week in which he insinuated 2 Jews are white supremacists, calling people loons, insane, etc, his feelings get hurt when he’s red carded.

  15. Because ain't it so, Chuckles? says:

    Uh-oh. The infoanarchists strike again. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS!!!!!111


  16. Because Oy Vey says:

  17. Because says:

    Jeez, he’s up early. That must be some ‘special’ Mt. Dew.

  18. Raghead was a common phrase at LGF’

    Charles is lying again

    • Because says:

      Actually, no. Maybe in the very beginning. By 2004, he had a filter. I tested it. 😈

    • Arachne says:

      Of course he’s lying. I won’t click on any links to his stupid site, but I’m SURE he white-washed the whole Killgore incident yet again. He has a short memory, because I remember even the LEFT wing sites telling him it was a dirtbag thing to do and Killgore should have been read the riot act.

      There was still hope for LGF when the minions gave Irish Rose a figurative bitch slap over that whole “zombie” incident but when Fartcheeks blamed it all on zombie? That was the end of the line for a lot of people.

  19. Charles not only mocked radical Islam. His blog mocked the entire 7th century

    From hags in bags eating spaghetti to goat fuckers in Afghanistan.
    From magic camel piss to Aisha getting her cherry popped by uncle moe

    Charles was a willing participant. It was all day mockery of Islam not just the splodeydopes

    • Because says:


    • ISpeakJive says:

      And now he wouldn’t dare. You can’t even criticize honor killings over there. And he thinks he’s Mister Integrity.

    • rightymouse says:

      Car swarms!!

      • rain of lead says:

        awww man, I miss the car swarms

      • rightymouse says:

        Good times. **sigh**

      • Arachne says:

        And Pali Rage Boy. I will totally give it over to Charles for some of the funniest photoshop ever for the “Portraits” found at the Car Swarms.

        And Arafish and the red folder. Good times, all y’all.

        I wonder sometimes if Chaz misses the days when he really WAS held in high regard and threads would get 1000+ comments, and he won awards, had his blog mentioned on just about every talk show/TV pundit show as a contributor with influence.

        Traded it all for George Soros and Media Matters for America. Short stick, Fatass. Short stick.

      • Because says:

        And, of course,

        SAINT PANCAKE!!!

      • Arachne says:

        That of course, Charles NEVER said.
        Except that he did.

      • Pakimon says:

        Let’s not forget “oil ticks”.

      • Abu says:

        Reza was sad. Oh how we mocked that!

      • Because says:

        Reza was angry.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      Charles defended the Koran flusher. even made him an honorary LGF member, back when it was tough to register an account since open registration was a tough thing to find.

      then let’s not forget the Religion of perpetual outrage. reza was indeed offended

      work accidents
      flaming hoop jumpers
      cat meat sheikh
      the non-flying imams
      Ibrahim Douggie Hooper and the unindicted co-conspirators at CAIR
      Minneapolis cab driver jihad

      wall to wall anti islam ALL DAY EVERY DAY

      can’t hide from that Charles, you fucking bigot. everybody remembers and you can think you’ve taken some type of cleansing shower and cleaned the Islamophobia off of yourself, but you still stink of It chuck. You stink of lots of pannus cheese too fatso

      • Abu says:

        Minnesota Target cashiers who refused to scan bacon. Was that before he flipped his Schwinn? Sorry if it was after.

    • Arachne says:

      RAAAAACIST! Not supposed to send black liberal law breakers to jail!

      • rightymouse says:

        I guess I shouldn’t bring up “Cold Cash” Jefferson from Louisiana then. Dude’s also in the hoosegow. 🙄

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, that one they COULDN’T ignore. After all, he commandeered rescue personnel to save his cash freezer from the flood waters of Lake Ponchartrain.

    • Pakimon says:

      Wasn’t it Ray Nagin who said he wanted to rebuild New Orleans into “The Land of Chocolate” or some such thing?

  20. Arachne says:

    We need the quote button back.

  21. Because Onesies says:

    • Because Twosies says:

    • Because Two-and-a-halfsies says:

      • Arachne says:

        You know who GOOS reminds me of? That scene in Godfather where Sonny Corleone comes out and gets in the face of the FBI guys making notes of the parked cars at his sister’s wedding (not that Fartcheeks has 1% of the cajones of Sonny Corleone). But at the end of the scene, Sonny grabs a camera, smashes it on the ground, and throws some $$$ at the photographer. Walks back inside. After which a pseudo tough insignificant weasel (Pauly?) kicks the camera – walks off very quickly.

        GOOS is the Weasel.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        Gus is sitting there with his pud in his hand, refreshing chuck’s tweet feed constantly, waiting to retweet every tweet

        never than a 1 minute lag. today was not his best work . 2 minutes

        of course Gus is really Charles’ sock

  22. Because sour grapes says:

    • Arachne says:

      (On the “wouldn’t have it any other way” – it IS a fact that she despises him. As does everyone with an IQ above room temperature).

      Hmmm…what prompted that statement I wonder?

    • Arachne says:

      But don’t worry Chuck – your blow-up doll still worships the ground you walk on. Just keep her away from sharp objects.

    • Doppel Milyo says:


      how does it feel to nip at her heels, hoping to generate blog traffic off her fame?

      I’m thinking it must suck

      PS: I think she pays as much attention to you as I pay to the deer flies when I am out running trails. I generally ignore them unless they get too close, then I swat them away

      • Arachne says:

        You know what’s interesting? Chuck won’t know if the retweets and favorites are from RW followers who approve of the Geller despising him.

    • Because Idiotarianism is the new smart! says:

      The guy’s a hot mess. Yet another attempt to take credit (“I helped her get her start blogging”) while bashing her (Pam despises me because I’m all righteous and she’s a HAYYYTER!). But wait you helped a hater get started? Does anything you say pass any kind of rational test ultimately? Did she mislead you?

      Chunk can you just quietly close down the Twitter account, turn off the blog and Go. A. Way. Please. ?.

      • Arachne says:

        While never rising to the level of the Culver City Carcass, I have a certain degree of Narcissism to me….maybe we should run my “Rathergate Revisited” on the 10th anniversary of Rathergate. And send a link to Chuckie’s greatest HITS:


        …well, you get the drift.

      • Abu says:

        Sounds like a plan. Feel no shame for having self-respect. Happy, proud people are what drives our world. 🙂

  23. rightymouse says:

    FOURSIES!!!! Charlie’s having a Twitter orgasm……

  24. Octopus says:

  25. Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      And check out the retweets….I get two retweets and I’m ready to chair dance. Charles gets two retweets and that makes him a PLAYA.

      I’m thinking of changing my twitter handle to Booznmagazines

  26. Octopus says:

    The ignorance of so many media voices is really becoming a problem. I mean, they know literally nothing of history, the “bright kids” who are now the faces for the self-identified Liberal MSM. It’s kind of scary. Also scary, are old people like Fatass who have also learned nothing in their six decades on Earth. Except for their complicated love of various cheesie snax, from the artisanal to the dumpster buffet.

    • Octopus says:

      Oh, the link: http://thefederalist.com/2014/07/09/media-ignorance-becoming-serious-problem/

      I’ve got a little sun-stroke, from wandering around out here in the Land Of Fruits And Nuts. Time for a refreshing nap.

      • Abu Super Tacks says:

        Toews and Kane have inked 8 year deals.
        Oh yeah!

      • Octopus says:

        That’s happy news for Chicago, Abu. Mazel. And signing Richards was a good move, as well…he’s going to be a solid contributor, imho.

        Nothing good has happened this summer in Hockeytown. Nobody, it seems, wants to come to the Wings anymore. We are officially Yesterday’s News. Oh, well. It was a great run.

    • Arachne says:

      What is really revealing in this incident — remember when Bush flew over New Orleans but didn’t land – the reason gave was for his safety and because to do so would hinder rescue and relief efforts? Now, of course, the MSM that is trying to cover for Obama is now saying that the reason HE doesn’t go to the border? Oh check it out – for his safety and because it would hinder relief efforts. My, my, my – what a difference being a liberal can make.

      The big difference is that BUSH did not CAUSE Hurricane Katrina. The same cannot be said for His Imperial Majesty.

    • Because says:

      Which leads us to green helmet guy, and the phony VW bus ambulance from the junk yard (how did Chuck know so much about VW buses, anyway?)

  27. Because garage zen says:

  28. Briareus says:

    Updated pie chart to correct minor typo and clarify numbers, added direct link to U.N. .pdf file to Breivik’s Manifesto.