A very dishonest comparison
Posted: July 7, 2014 Filed under: Animal Farm Lunacy, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Holly Fisher, Little Green Footballs, The Sage of Culver City 102 CommentsLeftists went into a meltdown when a a Twitter user named Holly Fisher tweeted a picture of herself with a rifle, bible and American flag. Progressive twitter users then compared her tweet to a picture of a female Islamic suicide bomber. LGF runs with this dishonest comparison of an American Christian patriot and an Islamic Jihadist.
LGF is just reduced to trolling.
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But LGF supports jihad … Holly is obviously an Islamophobe. Right?
You can assume that and anything else. With the Charles Johnson Technique, the more broad and wide the comparison, the more broad and wide the smear, the better trolling outcome.
The broadness and wideness of the comparisons and smears have a direct correlation with the broadness and wideness of Chunkles’ ass.
As one grows, the other follows.
I can’t say which goes first.
It’s like trying to solve the “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” conundrum. 😆
Jeezy pete. How stupid are these people?
At the end of his own post he finally admits one’s a murderer because “she believed her patriotisim and religion were more important than life itself”. Yeah and other people’s lives too. She took those because she was a freakazoid fanatical jihadist terrorist murderer.
The other is just a fun loving American mom who likes to horse around and goofing on liberals. If you can’t tell the difference then I guess you belong at a loser blog like LGF.
“Progressive” logic
1. The democrat party is THE party for serial killers.
2. Bill Clinton is a serial killer.
Rosalyn Carter and serial killer john wayne gacy
Rosalyn Carter and Bill Clinton
Maybe the fact that the ‘splodey-dope had a face like Barney Rubble inspired her to go boom. Just sayin’.
Chunky is a sad loser. Btw, I drove by his house today. Well, I drove down the coast from LA to Carlsbad, with visits to Long Beach and Laguna Beach. Beautiful! I feel bad that I didn’t pay Fatass a visit, just to shoot the breeze about the old days over a couple of Chimays, but there was no time. Maybe after our trip to San Diego, when we’re on our way back up to San Francisco.
Death Threat!!! Stalkerz!!!
All I can say is that I hope Octo watches wear he steps as he approaches the front door.
Gus_802 has been busy and expired chicken pot pies make for quite an explosive element in the field of eco-friendly home defense. 😆
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wharewarewhereOcto – if you’re in the Bay Area, you and I need to meet for a beer one of these days.
I would love that, Arachne, but I’ve got four other mollusks with minds of their own with me on this trip. We’re in LA for the next 6 days, with a lot of daily stops. Then we’re meeting up with Her cousin outside of SF, in Carmel, possibly. There are music business appointments in the next few days, which could be interesting and complicating. Or not. We’ll see.
Today we drove down to San Diego’s Old Town, and bought up some tourist-trap junk and delicious Mexican food. Walked around until we all had sun-stroke symptons, and then drove back north to hit the beach at La Jolla, checking out the sea lions, and getting soaked in the caves on the beach. More sun-stroke, and red-face for the Irish-leaning redskins in the family. The Greeks and one visiting Polack just got more tan…they are looking good.
Tomorrow it’s back to LA, and more touristing around that godforsaken hellhole. Looking forward to it. There are a few real historical landmarks on the agenda. Love that stuff.
Right, Gus.
https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/486363499610648576
https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/486391030275518464
https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/486387294182453248
No chance. Iowahawk’s earwax has more clever brilliance than Charles and Gus combined.
https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/486401699314032640
Gus will cut out this picture, put it in a frame, and tell people it’s his girlfriend. Which will be a puzzlement – is it the one on the right or the one on the left?
Obama can’t even follow his own health care law.
Iowahawk – 538 retweets (about average, actually)
Fatass the Wonder Gamer – 1 retweet (also about average, actually).
Ayup.
Gus indirectly telling Chuckles he needs therapy because of his Greenwald tweets. BTW how long has Greenwald blocked him?
Worse than that. It’s a conversation with himself.
What about tweeting every two minutes, eighteen + hours a day, seven days a week while unemployed and sitting on your ass in a garage? 😆
So are are Chunky and his Zombie Underling just trying to troll various famous people with the delusion that they will get left wing street cred?
I’d say yes.
It’s a Twitter form of panhandling. 😆
Heh.
I’m sure Chunky would prefer to hide behind his enormous cache of Cheetos.
Nothing like a magical jazzy ponytail to strike fear in the hearts of your enemies. 😆
Oh yeah. We’re all afraid. We’re so afraid we’ve built a site that mocks you on a daily basis.
BTW, Blubberbutt has left out a very interesting element to the Holly Fisher story. The vulgar, rape-fantasy tweets of a liberal douchebag piece of shit on Twitter handled “@PatKasprik” – so awful, in fact that Twitter closed his account. If interested, you can read the thread here:
http://twitchy.com/2014/07/06/liberal-douchebag-to-conservative-mom-holly-fisher-i-would-love-to-let-a-jackass-rape-you/
Oh, and Fartcheeks? Twitchy had the story of liberal outrage of Fisher holding the gun (the correct way, by the way, adhering to gun safety) SUNDAY afternoon. Wow. You’re so cutting effing EDGE!
http://twitchy.com/2014/07/06/and-they-think-im-the-ignorant-one-lefty-attacks-on-holly-fisher-sink-to-new-low-with-photo-comparison-pic/
Very Donkey Show.
Charles Johnson – Internet Eunuch.
pronounced oooo nuch
Who’s afraid of Chuck other than restaurants with “All You Can Eat Buffet” specials?
Actually it really is a great comparison. When a Muslima in the Paleo territories holds a holy book and a rifle it means she’s getting ready to go murder innocent Israelis. When a Western young lady holds a Bible and a rifle in America it just means she likes the Bible and her guns.
That’s a real gotcha there libtards. And you’re too stupid to praise the peaceful non-violent woman and instead trump up some progturd equivalency that no one’s buying.
Fail.
#Waronwomen?
Yeah, because Hamas has only fired rockets into Israel for HOW MANY days, you dishonest piece of shit? Oh, and by the way, where’s the Obama/Kerry/Other Criminals’ outrage over the murder of the AMERICAN CITIZEN that was among those three Israeli innocent teens that were murdered? Were they too busy writing that relief check to the Pali’s?
Screw YOU, asshole.
I read two weeks they’ve been sending rockets into Israel. Legal Insurrection pointed out it’s a double war crime because Hamas hides among civilians and targets the rockets at civilians.
http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/07/watch-iron-dome-intercepts-rockets-over-ashdod/
Obungle did a nice Op Ed for Haaretz saying peace would be really great and pretending the two parties are equivalent. When one is fueled by pure hate and only wants war.
Um, Chuckles,
Aren’t you leaving out some key details? Like why Israel is attacking Hamas? Maybe it has to do with constant rocket attacks by Hamas on Israel and the murder of three Israeli teenagers?
Dear Chuck – you will not get any new followers from bugging Iowahawk.
You will, however, be very, very, VERY busy blocking those evil psychopath stalkers who like him and think you’re an unfunny, not very smart has been.
Hobby Lobby Hottie
Even hotter now that she’s got the candy-ass librulz in a tizzy.
You go, girl.
Just started following her on Twitter.
And the left beclowns itself once again.
Oh look Fatass – 138 retweets.
Funny how Chunk’s poster lectures on fanaticism while fanatically attacking Holly Fisher and Hobby Lobby in what is obviously pure desparation at the sight of so many rejecting their progressive lies yet again and mocking them gleefully.
I think they’ll be trying one more desperate stab at the raaaace card before the 2014 elections. But really, that card is spent – people who voted for Obama in 2008 and even in 2012 are turning on him. Are they racist now, too? Or just more self aware?
C’mon, Chunk! You know you wanna.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/07/08/Exclusive-Sarah-Palin-Time-to-Impeach-President-Obama
Man, is he having some bumf acid flashbacks.
and
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That microdot was a really, really bad idea.
Boy. Does he sound defensive or what?
Notice something else. There’s a lot of “troof” in them thar tweets.
Where is it? I’ve just checked Patterico and see no mention of it.
BTW, no retweets so if he was hoping to get some Patterico people over to troll for followers, or any of us for that matter, EPIC FAIL.
These “flashbacks” are upChucks from the past. No telling when this was from, and you don’t want to expose your computer to that site to find out.
Only a moron like Fartcheeks would think that calling attention to the Midnight Ride of Kilgore Trout would bring him accolades. If I recall correctly, even the LEFT wing blogosphere called him out for that bit of bullshit, noting that it was nasty thing to do on a blog when you KNEW that there was no one available to scrub the comments for a couple of hours. Hoosier Hoops then did the same thing at Ace of Spades, as I recall, except this time someone called up and got his comments deleted. And of course the funny part was he posted about it at LGF AFTER the comment was gone.
But you go ahead, there, Sonny Boy.
I was on one of Ace’s ONT’s when Killgore tried his Fake Stormfront mobying. We caught him in the act, the dumb shit said he didn’t know who “Killgore” was but he was the only one spelling it with two “l’s” as Chucky’s cabin boy does
Uh oh.
He’s so desperate for blog traffic he’s even bringing up his past beclowning
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Yeah Odd. Ain’t it? They must have access to each other’s Twitter accounts. **coff**
Hmm….If I recall correctly, didn’t Fartcheeks ask his minions to link all their twitter accounts to him for some reason. Maybe the BRC members have some memory of this.
You’re the tweeter. Explain how this works. What happens when accounts are “linked”? Can one take control of another one?
Why are they removing a book from the stands? Because the effing owner of the store doesn’t agree with the message. So….let me get this straight – if Hobby Lobby CEO makes a decision based on “conscience” they are EVIL. If a proggie outfit like COSTCO makes the same decision, it’s wingnut outrage.
You have a constitutional right to free abortion pills. You don’t have a constitutional right against censorship.
Capisce?
Incredible business acumen. It’s almost like he’s been studying at the Chunky Boo Hoo School of Business.
Step 1: Piss off a giant group of customers by banning a book
Step 2: Watch sales of the book skyrocket at competitors
Step 3: Claim you meant to do that
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!!
The Chuckles McUnderpants formula for socksess.
Gus is his smelliest holiest sock
The kind of sock you would use to wipe up a stain or pick up dog crap
You know that GOOS always retweets Fartcheeks. Which is embarrassing.
Meanwhile, they continue to sell the Hillary book that NO ONE is buying.
Correction: they continue to CARRY the Hillary book that NO ONE is buying.
Hmmmmm …
How long before Chucky Cheetohs tweets “This comes from a Far Right Wingnut Hate Site os its a LIE!!”
You know, because Bike Boy is of one mind and one soul with The Brothas
“Black Americans in Murrieta Confront Pro-Illegal Immigrant Supporters”
http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/us/black-americans-in-murrieta-confront-pro-illegal-immigrant-supporters
hey hey
yahio
dem bad lyrics
dey gots to go
About 10 years ago, illegals staged an unpermitted “march” up Market Street – and there were thousands upon thousands of them. Never mind that it was lunch hour, never mind that they had fouled up traffic, never mind that they didn’t have a shadow of a right to do what they did.
I’ll tell you want I do remember from that day. The African Americans standing in the sidewalk, yelling at them to get the eff out of the USA and go back wherever they came from. The White people, by the way, weren’t yelling anything (RAAAACIST!!). But if Obama and the Doofus Dems thinks this is going to raise their stature with the Blacks, they really really DO have another think coming. Oh, the usual poverty pimps and Congressional race baiters will be all about the illegals. And maybe then it’s time for the Republicans to say “we believe in the CITIZENS of this country – all faiths, all colors. We believe in the law and the Constitution, which guarantees these freedoms to all faith and all colors. We don’t believe in spreading the wealth AROUND, we believe in everyone’s success and accumulating everything they can for themselves.
I tell you, after listening to five months of how much we’re supposed to do for these INVADERS, many will listen.
Progs gone wild! Not only are they attacking conservatives with the IRS, flooding the borders with illegal sick children and gang members, lying about terror attacks and now, like the commies they really are:
http://weaselzippers.us/192590-salon-goes-full-communist-calls-for-nationalizing-google-and-amazon/
Chunk’s progturd pals at Salon want to nationalize his main income for his blog and turn it into a public utility (aka toilet).
Actually Chunk has a real reason to rejoice the removal of Dinesh’s book from the COSTCO shelves. Everyone will then be buying it at Amazon through the Little Green Snotballs store – he’ll make a lot of money.
Oh wait. He’s BANNED everyone that would have ordered the book through the Amazon store. Or the Katie Pavelich book that came out today. Both of which are going to be ordered by me later today when I go to lunch.
Awww….do sad, Fat Boy – no Cheetos for you.
Yeah his current commenters will be ordering the new Hillary book. Oh wait, NO ONE’S buying the new Hillary book. Much less Chunk’s dead broke crowd.
More to the point, no one who is BUYING the Hillary book is actually reading it.
What do you call a book advance on a book nobody buys?
A laundered campaign donation.
Nobody who bought it and read it, bought it
Poor Chunk. His favorite movie has bombed.
http://weaselzippers.us/192582-pro-abortion-romantic-comedy-obvious-child-bombs-at-box-office/
I don’t get the name Obvious Child. I thought it was about an abortion. And abortion is OK because anything not born yet is just a lump of tissue. So they really misnamed it. They need something catchy like My Big Fat Abortion. Or Father of the Cell Blob. You know something that says light romantic comedy where the jokes on who didn’t get born!
That’s it! Who Didn’t Get Born? With the lead female and male on the movie poster shrugging and looking askance.
Does that mean it’s ok for vegans to eat cow fetuses? It’s not a real animal according to lefty logic. It’s just a lump of meat. Right? Yo?
Well many of them do allow themselves to eat eggs (chicken fetuses). That is a very good point. They could extend that to pig fetuses, cow fetuses, buffalo fetuses, etc…
Back to better movie names:
Instead of “Home Alone”. How about “Never Made It Home”.
Or “Guess Who’s Croaking?”
“Who to Kill When You’re Expecting”
Well – hot off the presses at Twitter:
BREAKING: Costco just replied to one of their posts on their FB page, and have acquiesced! They’re reordering Dinesh’s D’Souza’s book!
Amazing what a boatload of those nasty rightwingers, who have actual muscle to use in a boycott, can do, huh? Remember how the lefties were going to drive Rush off the radio — bring Chik-fil-A to its knees — and now! Boycott Hobby Lobby.
Think so, do ya? Guess what – we have the disposable income, we have the muscle. You all never patronized allll those sponsors you screamed about. We DID. I imagine a shitload of people called their nearest Costco and advised them their memberships were going to cancelled.
I was getting ready to do so. Especially when I had to see Hillary’s evil grin throughout the book section while there recently.
It’s more difficult to censor books we like given that we are the ones with the jobs, the responsible spending, and-GASP-cash on hand to actually buy books!
The difference is, conservatives actually shop at both Hobby Lobby and Costco. Liberals shop at Ben and Jerry’s and Birkenstock. A boycott by liberals against Hobby Lobby would be about as effective as a boycott by conservatives against the NYT.
These geniuses can’t seem to wrap their noodles around the notion of a “market”. It’s hard. Like math and shit.
Guess they like da filthy lucre more than the filthy Demtards.
This tweet may call for a reposting of Geller/Johnson pics.
Horrible person. She rebuffed my awesomeness.
Charlie was sooooooooooooooo jealous of Robert Spencer.
he stalks her 24 / 7
He’s obsessed.
He’s obese.
When he thinks of Pam in those little sleaveless white shirts he has to j’accuse for awhile.
the irony. it burns
A Twitter count of Capt Bike Accident’s usage of G. Greenwald’s name vs. vice-versa would be illuminating, no?
Greenwald Twitter-blocked Chunky and moved on. Not Chubby. That’s why we’re still here!
He keeps stepping on his dick, lol.
he keeps stepping on weiner’s dick
Just like Chunky and Gus. Except he trolls to the tune of thousands of dollars an hour.
Enjoy.
Bheen Ghay? Ohhhhhhhhhh, yeah!
The four dead are eggs that need to be broken, right Chunky?
Ben-non-tro-versie-gazi.