Now Politico is bad

When you are a has been, getting attention through picking fights is all that’s left. On a daily basis Charles picks fight on Twitter hoping for a response. Today he goes after Leftist website Politico.

Charles, have a happy 4th of July!


173 Comments on “Now Politico is bad”

  1. Octopus says:

    Chunky is tedious today. This dog is not.

  2. Minnow says:

    One wonders why you care Barry? Perhaps a tinge of jealousy because they actually have Benjamins coming in?

    No need for them to “define” who they are. They have something going for them and we all know it.

    You, on the other hand, sound like a worn out and scratched record that no one is interested in.


    It sucks to be you.

  3. Minnow says:


  4. Minnow says:

    and this kind of thing….

  5. KGB says:

    Experience tells us that Charles likely thinks “Benjamins” are 5 dollar bills.

    • Minnow says:

      You know – I would check on that one…. but the smallest I have in my wallet is a Grant….

      Hahahahahahahahahaha……….. Get it Barry?

    • Because says:

      I think he’s talking about Benjamin Netanyahu on the 100 shekel bill. Get it (wink wink)?

  6. Octopus says:

    “These uber-wealthy plutocrats, who’ve worked hard, taken risks and succeeded, and have been gloriously rewarded monetarily by this capitalist system? These are people I want nothing to do with.”

    Scratch every successful musician in the #nowplaying bullshit-queue! 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    Is it pretty here in Sedona? Yes, it is. Pretty amazing. Pretty hot. Pretty damn cool.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Purty. Are ya’ll getting your chakras aligned with your auras and whatnot?

      • Octopus says:

        Yes! The Vortex is tugging at the blockages in my chakras, as we speak. Maybe I should hit the bathroom.

        We’re going on the offical Pink Jeep tour later today. I have been admonished to keep my negative skeptical energies contained during the trip. I’m afraid our spiritual guide will see right through me, so I’m considering going in the other direction, attempting to appear as a total New Age dingbat straight from my yoga class. I couldn’t pull that off, without cracking myself up…oh well. I just look at pretty rocks, and smile. 🙂

  8. Minnow says:

    Barry is truly on par with a 13-year old girl in terms of his emotional development. “Obsess on self…. lash out….. lash out…. obsess on others…. lash out…. obsess on self…” (repeat ad nauseum)

    The good news is that the 13-year old girls grow out of their problems.


    Not so much.

    • Octopus says:

      Well, at least he’s through his anorexia-phase. Maybe oscillating a tad too far in the other direction, but there’s no starvation, that’s for sure. The lashing-out? That’s not gonna stop. Not until they come with the big net for him, and shut off all the antisocial-media devices.

  9. Minnow says:

    It would be “funny” in a way… but not really…. Look at Barry’s Twitter time line and – besides the occasional music post (which are neither positive or negative), find me a positive, uplifting statement in there somewhere…


    Doesn’t exist.

    This is very telling Barry….. VERY telling.

    Set the mouse down son and step away from the computer…. that’s right…. real easy now….

  10. Octopus says:

    Pam was your black magic woman, Chunky. She made a devil out of you. 😈

  11. Octopus says:

    One of the hallmarks of the schizophrenic mind is the drawing of connections between concepts that have no real, solid ties. The brain that is unmoored from reality can draw such connections between any two things. I’ve read the literature, and I’ve known some of these mentally-ill people personally. Chunky’s lost it, a real schizoid break this time. Pray for him.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Language, Charlie!!! Language!!!

  13. Just poop says:

    Politico is all about the benjamins, says the man who begs for tips, and ad free subscriptions and who hosts ads for thai hookers on his failed website

    Charles wants to be all about the benjamins but it would appear he’s only seeing a few washingtons

  14. Just poop says:

    Charles, not to worry. The sea levels are only set to rise if you go surfing.

    this month marks now 17 years and 10 straight months without global warming.

    however, new models do predict extreme hysteria and fear mongering about global warming, to intensify in the next 5 years as more people figure out that it’s a scam and hardcore global warmists like you beclown themselves further

  15. rightymouse says:

    Happy Independence Day!!! 🙂

  16. rightymouse says:

    So typical of libs to be ass-holes about celebrating our liberty from the yoke of tyranny.

  17. trebob says:

    It is absolutely shocking the self disconnect Charles has. He must have pudding for brains. At least Politico doesn’t kick people off their discussion boards for not clicking on the ads. I seem to recall at least a couple of people who were banned for life from LGF because they used an ad-blocker.

    So, for whom is it really about the Benjamins and who is about political discourse?

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s accusing Politico of being exactly what he is – a cynical political slut.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Ayup. And now he’s wearing his lack of compensation for said efforts as a badge of honor that he’s pure and hasn’t “sold out” unlike those horrible people who actually get paid for their work, LOL.

    • rightymouse says:

      Charlie is as pure as the driven snow dontcha know?. He loves being a broke, sanctimonious loser and that must be why he pimps for Amazon $$$ and blog ad $$$.

    • Because In Memory of Ludwig says:

      “The 18-year-old, who is yet to be named”

      Name and shame the slut!

      • Octopus says:

        You have to wonder at the line of thinking that supposes it to be somehow worse that the “holiday” she was attempting to earn through this exhibition turned out to be a drink, rather than a paid vacation. Where did she think the bar was going to send her? Whore Island?

        Good grief, kids. Go easy on the booze, and have some self-respect. Life is not a reality show, even though there are cameras everywhere, recording your every faux pas for posterity.

  18. Because here we go again says:

    • rightymouse says:

      You mean the menu-board dick pic?

      • Octopus says:

        Remember? Fatass, you were the funniest joke of the whole sordid episode! 😆

        Penis penis penis LOL.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      “Old enough to remember.”

      Gus just used that expression too, no?

      This theory is gaining more traction:

      • Because says:

        The whole show over there is starting to look like the Muppets. Starring Gus as Oscar the Grouch, and Chuck as the Cheeto Monster. Guest starring Iceweezy as Miss Piggy, and Jimmah as Kermit the Scot.

      • Octopus says:

        “Donnie controls the penis and rectum.”

        Chunky and Gus share the operation of these parts. Sometimes they fight over who gets to do what.

    • Doppel milyo, inc. says:

      um Charles realize you beclowned yourself over that weiner thing and that you were the joke of the internet so bringing it up after that story has gone limp: bad idea

      2. So I take it you are holding a dead man responsible for the future actions of cumia. a sort of wayback machine guilt by association thing? OK
      then remember when you were pals with fjoordman, Stanislaus schmulivich, Robert spencer, Pamela Geller, Michael Totten? Remember those pals

      did I mention Breivik?

    • Bunk X says:

      Yep. There was some leakage all right. IIRC, it was yours, Charles.

  19. Because says:

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  22. Because hallelujah I'm a bum says:

    • Because says:

      Pssst. It’s your buddies Ratbert and Ratilda. Get rid of them, and the cats will leave.

  23. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry – I’m old enough to remember how you denied repeatedly that the “dic pic” of Weiners wasn’t Weiner’s at all – how (in fact_ it could have been yours! That you had grey briefs just like the ones in the pic….

    Remember that dumbass statement Barry!? I sure do!!

  24. Because I broke wind with the right. And now I fart the good fart. says:

    Hey Chunk. He didn’t mean the Catholics and the conservatives. He meant progressive fuckwad lying scum like you.

  25. Arachne says:

    He went after Twitchy two weeks ago looking for attention. Now it’s Politico. Next week it’ll be Mediaite. Who it will NEVER be is his Media Matters for America overlords.

    Happy Independence Day everyone. Or, to liberals and Loozards – have a nice Friday.

  26. Because I broke wind with the right. And now I fart the good fart. says:

    Happy Fourth of July!!! This video is appropos for our household. We have two dogs and we’re hosting two add’l dogs of my BIL. So founding fathers and declarations and July fourth and dogs of war and four dogs on the fourth. It must mean something. Maybe another gin and a hamburger will reveal. Enjoy!

  27. Pakimon says:

    Happy Independence Day to all my fellow stalkers!

    And this is for Octo who is apparently winding his way through the southwest with his clan in the Family Truckster. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      Thanks, Pak — classic movie. Love all of those Vacation movies.

      We were up on the red mountains of Sedona this evening, reaming out our chakras and whatnot. Pics to follow. 🙂

      Also, we saw two guys get stuck up near the top of Bell Rock. One was trying to get the other to come down, but he was apparently frozen or something, like a cat in a tree. A thunderstorm was moving in, and nightfall not far behind. Hope he got down. (Hopi got down) 😯

  28. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Wait, so someone cynically created a website in order to make money?! I’ve never heard of that, Charles. You lost me!

    At this point, I wonder why anyone would really buy a subscription to Chunky’s website when anyone can get the Charles Johnson Experience by simply following him on Twitter. Even though his Twitter feed looks a lot like raw sewage, Gus seems to like it.

  29. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Also, this:

    Charles Fatso Johnson can’t get enough of “Block and Report”!

    Charles has clearly never actually been harassed. He just wishes he was to make his Hindenburg-sized ego even bigger.

    Death threats!!!

    • Just Poop says:

      Pamela Geller, Jonah Goldberg, Glenn Greenwald and dozens of other people certainly hope Twitter does something and bans you for harassing all of them

    • Arachne says:

      They stopped listening to you when you made a show of telling people to make phony spam reports, dumbass. Then I told Twitter to look at your effing timeline and see that you engage in the same practice.

    • Because olo says:

      Somehow, after three beers, that tweet seems funnier.

  30. Because I broke wind with the right. And now I fart the good fart. says:

    To Chunk these are the good guys.

    The ones protesting the flagrant flouting of immigration laws are xenophobes.

    Chunk is one seriously fucked up old progressive traitor.

  31. Because I broke wind with the right. And now I fart the good fart. says:

    Didn’t Chunk and the LGF morons say this guy was just misunderstood and so became a right wing gun enthusiast?

    • Just Poop says:

      no, that was Charles who was just misunderstood back when he was being duped, but then he saw the light and picked up his own black flag

      gus got him some black flag too…..for all those garage critters

  32. Because gratuitous babe pic says:

  33. windbag says:

    Chuckles is isolating himself more and more, finding various boogey men under the sofa and in the hedges. He’s headed towards this bit from Bill Cosby. Key phrase is at 21:47.

    • Octopus says:

      Man, that’s a long bit. Even skimming through. I usually like Cos’s stuff, but that one’s a snoozer.

      • windbag says:

        That is long. He could have made his point in under five minutes. Perhaps the length points to how tedious people like that are.

  34. Pakimon says:

    While everybody else was bbqing and enjoying fireworks, The Chunkster remains in his bunker to sound the alarm!

  35. Pakimon says:


    While most people are watching fireworks tonight, a corpulent ponytailed shut-in is attention whoring in Culver City. This is really hilarious.

  36. Pakimon says:

    Look, it’s SCREAMING! Where’s the outrage?!?!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      How is this a screaming headline?
      This is the same font they use for all their headlines.
      They must also be screaming their heads off about Joan Rivers and Lou Gehrig today.
      He’s such an overexcitable dumbshit.

  37. Pakimon says:

    Now the Breitbart commenters are SCREAMINGand doing it “openly”!!! How am I supposed to enjoy my avocado and artisanal Cheetos sandwich with all that racket?!?!

  38. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Dammit! This is the worst comment I could find! Nobody is going to get outraged! Better get Gus and Killgore over there to start planting comments!

  39. Pakimon says:

    And Gus_802 gets to work to please his master and earn himself some expired Banquet chicken pot pies. 😆

  40. Pakimon says:

    Since Gus_802’s trolling effort at Breitbart failed miserably due to overindulgence of Sterno and cheap gin and Killgore was too busy dealing with the “fat lesbian rolling around in the kale patch” crisis, The Chunkster has to settle for this to get his handful of sycophants honking and bleating with impotent rage:

    • rightymouse says:

      Oooooh! That’s really hateful. 🙄

      • Octopus says:

        Shocking proof of American thuggery!!1!

        Makes me want to go hug an Indian. Apologize for everything. Invite them to stay in my garage for a few years, if they are destitute like Gus. Provide free wi-fi, and all the electricity they can handle. A good working space heater, of course — I have several to choose from. A small refrigerator. A good buffalo hide. A good flashlight, and a bad fleshlight. It might get lonely out there, with nothing but the Twitter and Pornhub to keep you company.

  41. Pakimon says:

    Chunky is showing that his leftist moonbat hand-wringing and bed-wetting skills are beyond compare!

    Maybe he’ll finally get some “linky love” from the Leftist “movers and shakers” of the internet! 😆

  42. Pakimon says:

    Does anybody care?


    I’d bet that Chunkles didn’t have “the slightest clue” either before doing a quick Google search. 😆

  43. Juan Epstein says:

    Was Bretibart cited by Brevik?

    Talk about incitement.

  44. rightymouse says:

    We know what you’re going to be screaming about today, Fatso. Oh. And debate? What debate? You libs want to shove illegals down everyone’s throats.

  45. rightymouse says:

    Joan Rivers sez Obama’s gay & Michelle’s a tranny. LOL!

    • Octopus says:

      The Left has already turned on Joan Rivers, and the Hollywood Left with their thin-skins have turned the hardest. Huge backlash against her wicked, Rickles-ian tongue! She gives not a fuck. I so love her for that. 😆

  46. Prog scumbag rule #1: Blame other side for what your side does says:

    So after all that whining about Breitbart Chunk’s pro-illegal buddies have already assaulted the police and the elderly. But that’s OK because they were obviously xenophobes.

  47. Prog scumbag rule #1: Blame other side for what your side does says:

    And here’s what Chunk’s approved of crooks in the Obungle WH were doing at 4:15 PM on Thursday right before the long holiday weekend. Dumping hundreds of pages of controversial new Obunglecare regulations.

    The timing of the news release is part of a long pattern for President Obama’s administration, which has often used holidays as an opportunity to dump dense regulatory changes when most reporters and Americans are focused on their holiday plans.

    The release came at 4:15 p.m.

    Last year, the Obama administration used the days surrounding the July 4th holiday as an opening to announce a delay to the employer mandate and to disclose the fact that the exchanges would operate on the honor system, doling out benefits without properly verifying information provided by applicants.

    Proggies can’t ever play it straight and honest.

  48. Prog scumbag rule #1: Blame other side for what your side does says:

    So I’m trying to make sense of this from Chunk’s perspective:

    Settled science is oil burning CO2 burping vehicles are a huge contributor to the runaway global warmening. Check.

    Teh Climate Change and warmening are real!! Billions will die!! Check.

    Preezydent Obungle has stated numerous times that runaway global warming is real and even worse than the scientists previously thought. Check.

    John Effing Kerry, Preezy Obungle and even our military have proclaimed Climate Glurb as a GLOBAL THREAT. Check.

    U.S. Seen as Biggest Oil Producer After Overtaking Saudi Arabia

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. WTF? Hey Chunk, is this a “Gee Thanks Preezydent Obungle!” moment for you proggies?


  49. Prog scumbag rule #1: Blame other side for what your side does says:

    Chunk’s new favorite the Hildabeast tries to splain away why she’s so filthy rich. She says all her university speech fees go to the Clinton Foundation for super good stuff! So presumably she got filthy rich off the NON-university speechifying. God only knows if she’s even telling the truth about the university fees. Someone should make her prove it but that would require journalism or something.

    Here’s a great brazen juicy whopper from her ABC interview:

    Clinton said that as she travels the country speaking, she is presenting new ideas to help strengthen the economy, which in turn, will help lower income inequality.

    So see how those speeches are well worth the 250 Gs? They’re intellectual nuggets of future prosperity!!. Too bad she didn’t give those great ideas to Preezy Obungle when she worked for him. Maybe we wouldn’t be heading back into a recession. Progs are asswhipes but the Clinton’s are a special type. They are narcissistic grifters that really stand for nothing.

    • Because says:

      They’re not fees. They’re investments.

    • rightymouse says:

      She’s been lying for so long she wouldn’t know the truth if it kicked her in the face. This includes covering for her philandering husband and smearing the women he screwed/abused. Go ask Paula Jones and Juanita Broaddrick, aka Jane Doe #5 in Jones’s lawsuit, Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey, Monica Lewinsky.

  50. Prog scumbag rule #1: Blame other side for what your side does says:

    Climate retard James Cameron has foolishly reared his bone head again to lecture us about our consumption habits. He may be onto something this time however, that will allow him to pontificate without getting hammered about his own consumption. Instead of telling us all to buy tiny houses and tiny dorky electric cars while he lives in a multi-mansion estate with 6 swimming pools and rides around in limos, jets, yachts and a personal firetruck to name a few, he will now lecture us only on our eating choices. Namely cut out the meat like he and his model wife do. I guess we have to take his word for it.

    For some reason it hasn’t occurred to him to just STFU and make movies.

  51. kbdabear says:

    I wonder why Police State cheerleader and Race Detective Chucky Cheetohs isn’t tweeting or blogging about RACISM!!11!!!! in his own back yard? This was on the 10 Freeway westbound on ramp from Western Blvd

    • Prog scumbag rule #1: Blame other side for what your side does says:

      Good thing for that cop, Chunky McFatFart wasn’t driving by. I’d like to see him take on 350 pounds of enraged ponytail powered, super race detecting, self-righteous, over-pivileged white ghoul crusader!!! Once Chunk sits on you it’s over. I would just hope that the black lady got out of the way.

    • Because says:

      Silly bear. Racism doesn’t happen in blue states.

      • Octopus says:

        That officer is donezo, I would imagine. Of course, had she pushed him off and run into traffic and gotten killed, that would also be his fault. Had she pushed him in front of a car and killed him, that would have been on him as well.

        I could never be a cop, as I’ve stated numerous times. It’s a thankless job, 99% of the time. You have to see the ugly side of life every day, and then take guff from everyone to whom you give a traffic ticket. For which there are quotas, in most jurisdictions, even though they aren’t allowed to admit they have quotas.

  52. Prog scumbag rule #1: Blame other side for what your side does says:

    Thank gosh we have race fighters like Chunk who understand all peoples of the world are actually automatically legally American citizens. And checking them for scabies would be racist and xenophobic and would rob them of their naturally earned dignity too, as under pivileged brown pipples.

    Additional reporting from another San Diego new outlet suggested that the group of 140 illegals was reloaded on the buses and was last seen heading out on Interstate 8, which runs east out of San Diego:

    The migrants were again loaded into busses, headed south are on I-8. Their destination was unknown by most, including some authorities.

    Understand, that means they transferred illegal aliens with scabies on a plane, then on a bus, without any checks, without any health precautions, practically guaranteeing the spread of disease. This is an epidemiologist’s nightmare for spreading disease.

  53. Because if you're white you deserved it says:

    Here’s the latest in libs eating their own. Shock jock Anthony Cumia is taking pictures in downtown NY. Gets beaten by a black female thug. Other black thugs menace him. All the while he has a concealed gun on him. When he goes on Twitter to vent and point out the irony, his employer Sirius, promptly fires him. Because if he doesn’t like being beat up by blacks then he’s obviously a racist.

    I’m sure Chunk and his loozards will be high fiving this righteous take-down.

    • Octopus says:

      I wonder if Opie, Norton and the other show regulars will stand by Anthony. They could all take the popular show somewhere else, I would imagine. This will be an interesting test of the relationship.

  54. Octopus says:

    I missed this gem yesterday, traipsing around in the vortex, mind being blown and whatnot. America, Fuck Yeah! 🙂

    For the record, yesterday there were a bunch of older white patriots in downtown Sedona waving flags and smiling at the tourists. We honked the horn and waved back. I’m sure some grungy hippies were offended at this gauche display of pride. I hope they aren’t too butthurt to get out and hump a cactus today.

  55. Octopus says:

    Another Nontroversy™, due to computer malfunction. We sure can relate, eh, Fatass? 😆

  56. Octopus says:

    Sheer, unadulterated bullshit! Tweeted and retweeted, between two humps of the same camel-toe. 😆

    • Because if you're white you deserved it says:

      Because it only makes sense to surrender your country to protect the safety of the illegal invaders. Because um xenophobia.

  57. ISTE says:

    The most wonderful relationship in the world is now entering stormy waters and approaching rocky ground.

    Cracks are appearing, the very foundation is weakening.

    After four turbulent years differences are rearing their ugly heads.

    Will this perfect relationship survive the storm?

    Only time will tell…..

    Only time

    • Abu Dr. Phil says:

      With whom, your analyst?
      / <<<<<<< just kidding

      Hopefully you'll have a clear path about this soon. Good or bad, don't look back. Especially if you're still together. Creates bad blood.

      penis penis penis lol – not related to your angst

      • ISTE says:

        The differences that loom above us

        Peas but no other vegetable.

        Salmon but no other aquatic species except a both on crawdads.

        Pizza. However I really like extremely thin crust veggie and that is where we agree.

        Wings. I only eat them when I am getting drunk and stupid. Has anyone seen me like that recently?

        All other aspects of life we are a clone of each other. ( apart from the naughty bits)

        So, can our relationship overcome the salmon and peas obstacle?

        In a heartbeat. Sword fish and green beans!


      • Abu Fisher-Gardener says:

        Are you using fish and veggies as naughty bit references? You are, aren’t you?!?
        Snapper is much better jargon than salmon, just sayin’. Men’s carrots respond to ‘snapper’.

      • ISTE says:

        When you are an AARP
        gold member then discounts on meals and cheap life insurence take priority over “snapper”

      • Bunk X says:

        My sentient elders explained that it’s a ripoff. It’s like paying for ten oil changes ahead of time.

      • Bunk X says:

        Boy, boy, crazy boy,
        Go AARP boy!
        Got no pocket or no socket,
        No wrench, boy!

  58. Abu's - President Mugabe? President Obama? Same Thing. says:

    What does ‘teh Race Detective’ say about this? *crickets*

    • Octopus says:

      It’s not racist when blacks treat whites like dirt, and steal their homes, livelihoods and everything. It’s justice, for all the mean whites who were mean to blacks in the past. Same goes for Muslims doing likewise to Christians and Jews. It’s payback, and it’s long overdue!

  59. Octopus says:

    Another silly eco-hysteric horror-story goes, “poof!”

    No island of plastic. Damn. There goes my vacation club development dream. 😦

    • Because says:

      It went and joined the missing heat, down in the briny deep next to Davy Jones’ locker.


      • Because says:

        Oy vey. You can’t even jest without these lunatics beating you to it:

        “The deep ocean is a great unknown,” study co-author Andrés Cózar, an ecologist at the University of Cadiz in Spain, said in an email. “Sadly, the accumulation of plastic in the deep ocean would be modifying this mysterious ecosystem — the largest of the world — before we can know it.”

      • Octopus says:

        They are quick, though. 😆

  60. Bunk X says:

    Things are going to be horribly awful once we find out about them.