Charles Johnson: “What the fuck does it take for these people to stop repeating these smears?”

No matter how Leftwing Charles goes, he still is not accepted by many on the Left.


This prompts Charles wonder out loud what can he do to win the love of the Left.


It has yet to dawn on Charles that he will never be accepted by the Left.


58 Comments on “Charles Johnson: “What the fuck does it take for these people to stop repeating these smears?””

  1. Il Padrino says:

    Seriously, is he so stupid that he doesn’t grasp no one ever trusts a traitor? He could polish Obama’s knob in the Rose Garden on live television and there’d still be that lingering doubt … “Hey, if he turned on his crazy right wing buddies, why wouldn’t he turn on us?” It doesn’t help matters that he deliberately treats his erstwhile allies with unmitigated sneering contempt.

    Ah, Cheezy Jeezy. If only you were as smart as you think you are.

  2. dezes157 says:

    Take your place next to Stalin Chuck.

  3. dwells38 says:

    He’s so completely stupid on many levels. He’s painted himself into a corner with all of his lying attempts to change to a libturd while trying to look squeaky clean and innocent.

    I only remember one or two people at LGF suggesting nuking mecca or turning Aghanistan into a glass parking lot. And I remember warnings to not even joke about it. And Chunk’s right, he didn’t advocate it but rather just hosted a few that sometimes went there.

    But does Chunk try to explain that ever to his lefty buddies? No. Instead he lies and insinuates that everyone on the right were talking this way on LGF and he was ALLOWING IT!!! He’s so interested in making more smears against his former friends that he inadvertanly makes himself look EVEN WORSE to his new hoped for pals on the left.

    So then of course they’re thinking “Wow you really were a racist fuck. Why should I believe you’ve changed.”

    He’s just an idiot.

    • Kurt's mortal wound says:

      from 2001 to around 2008 LGF had the absolute correct position on the War on Terror and radical Islam.

      so basically Charles is forced into the position of being wrong now, and denying that he was ever right. Even when he was right, he was only fooled by the people that were actually right


    • joecitizen says:

      Saying that we should nuke Mecca and medina IF they unleashed a nuke here was the cause of my first banning. I’m in the ultra-exclusive ‘banned twice’ club.

      • Because says:

        I seem to recall Kilgore saying that the Mecca rock should be rocknapped. Maybe the BRC can find that? He said it many times.

  4. Octopus says:

    This is so precious, watching him grovel and sob at the feet of childish moonbats, who spit on him. Nice career-trajectory, Chunky! 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    Another golden moment with Triumph:

  6. ISpeakJive says:

    If the left thinks he advocated total war on all Muslims then he failed to get any coherent message across in 7 years of trying. Nice job there, Chunky! Painted into a corner, indeed.

    Could it be that maybe your brand of over-the-top, hyperbole-riddled obsessive daily smears and mocking didn’t quite convey that subtle, nuanced message that not all Muslims are bad?
    Or maybe the fact that you highlighted good Muslims maybe three times in all those years? Could it be because the groups you now target are 100% crazy idiots in your eyes? Where are the good conservatives??? Oh, that’s right, there aren’t any, by definition.
    Chunky lives and breathes a black and white world. And can’t figure out why people don’t recognize any shades of grey. It is ridiculous.

  7. Octopus says:

    Russell Brand’s net worth is estimated at $15M. He has not offered to distribute his own monies amongst the poverty-stricken people of either the UK or USA. I’m not sure he’s entirely sincere about his communist agenda.

    • kbdabear says:

      Brand can’t count on convincing another ditzy fake boobed pop star to marry him

      He’s gotta pay taxes on that 15 mil even when he’s pounding the table to raise everyone else’s taxes

  8. ChenZhen says:

    Three points:

    1) Johnson obviously actively searches for references of himself and LGF on twitter, constantly. Even though he’s blocked everyone, and in this case tweets didn’t include “@green_footballs” (which would have shown up in notifications), he STILL found them quite quickly. We’ve seen this a few times now.

    2) It isn’t so much Johnson’s support of the right, rather, his consistent attacks on the left in the old days. He hasn’t apologized for it, and even if he did, it’s hard to just snap your fingers and just undo years of it.

    3) Perhaps Johnson should reference a single Muslim person that he did show support for back in the old days? I don’t know of one. When you consistently bash the “Religion of Peace”, and use your website as a showcase of Muslims generally behaving badly, warn of things like creeping sharia and the installation of footbaths and etc., then yea, one might conclude that he had a bit of a “war against all Muslims” going on there.

    • Because says:

      Regarding #3, that gets into a semantic question. I recall that there were some “moderate Muslims”, but now we’re into the “No True Scotsman” thing.

      I recall a ‘lizard’ with the handle “self-hating Muslim”, for example.

    • Daedalus says:

      Oliver Willis called out Charles as an opportunist. Another thing, what does Charles bring to the table for the left? Nothing, they don’t need him.

    • Il Padrino says:

      He supported Ayaan Hirsi Ali back in the day. Of course, given the fact there’s a fatwa on her head I don’t know if she counts.

      • dwells38 says:

        Only because she was a constant critic of Islam and warned of it’s virulent nature and inherent disdain and deceit toward the West and any non-Muslims.

        Which is why after his moronic conversion to progressive liar he was put in the comical position of having to call her a bigot. As if she, of all people, having been abused, her rights trampled, and her life threatened numerous times including the murder of Theo her friend, due to Islamic customs and/or terror threat should somehow be more tolerant and understanding of it.

      • Il Padrino says:

        So just another progtard pouring bile on blacks who wander off the plantation, huh? And he calls *us* racist.

  9. Because Onose says:

    • Arachne says:

      It was a 9-0 decision asshole. And what they struck down was the 35-FOOT buffer zone around a clinic, saying it was excessive. They did NOT say you could have no zone at all. Stop pretending you can read a Supreme Court decision and have idea concept of its meaning.

    • Because says:

      Hopefully, “free speech zones” on college campuses are next.

  10. Juan Epstein says:

    You don’t just turn in your library card and stop being an Islamaphobe.

  11. Because Racist! Racist! Racist! says:

    • Arachne says:

      Okay, I went at looked at #tcot. Criticism, yes — racism no.
      Maybe Killgore Trout hasn’t had time to plant the comments yet.

  12. Because is that what you call your Sterno? says:

    • dwells38 says:

      Sheesh. I haven’t even seen a juice box since the kids turned 10 five years ago. So he’s a grown man living alone drinking out of juice boxes? We used to buy those for the kids so you could just throw ’em one in the car or put it in their lunch box and save a few minutes pouring it into mess prone containers. I would think a less than affluent Twitter addict would avoid prepackaged indiviual serving boxes of juice when they could buy it by the bottle. Maybe he goes to a shelter to get them?

  13. windbag says:

    Chuckie is stupid; that’s a given. He chose to side with a group that is delusional, fascist, petty, poo-flinging, and that willfully ignores science and facts to promote its agenda. Now, he’s complaining and seemingly surprised that his buddies are delusional, fascist, petty, poo-flinging, and willfully ignore facts.

    The sad thing is that when Chuckie went over to the dark side, he raised the average IQ in both groups.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Interesting. Identical tweets.

    • Arachne says:

      No one on the right calls you “Charles” so I immediately think fraud.
      Now if it had been addressed to any of the following, I would probably believe it:

      “Magical Jazzy Ponytail”
      “Buddha Butt”
      “Clueless McDumdum
      “Fatass the Wonder Gamer”

      I just LOVE it when he tries to get people to believe he’s relevant.

    • trebob says:

      Wouldn’t it be something if Charles was actually Gus’ sockpuppet.

      • Octopus says:

        Nothing would surprise me, in regards to uncovered Porky Icarus sockpuppets. This tweet is some kind of silly folderol spam he’s trying to get people to believe, because he thinks if he shows the Derisive Left that he is constantly under attack from the Loathsome Right, they’ll let him join in all their reindeer games. Nice try, Fatass. Nobody cares about you, except us. We’re your onliest friends. 🙂

  15. Arachne says:

    God, but I love Greg Gutfeld:

    To Obama re the missing IRS emails — “Don’t Paint a Turd Orange and Tell Me It’s Sherbet.”

    (that should be the title of his next book)

  16. Arachne says:

    Wonder if Ponytail Boy has anything so say about this little bit of brilliance from Slate:

    Because, you know – SCIENCE!

    • Arachne says:

      Oliver Willis has all the writing ability and analytic ability of Fat Fuck the Jolly Gamester. I’m surprised they’re not drinking buds since every other tweet of theirs is 140 characters of bullshit.

      • Daedalus says:

        Oliver Willis hates Charles.

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky missed no opportunity to stick the harpoon in Willis, back when Dear Fatass McDumbth was relatively thin, and could feel superior calling his adversary, Oliver “Two Lunch” Willis. Yes, Chunky used to make fat jokes about other people. Fried chickens have come home to roost now… 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, Chunky was a mean little Grinch, back in the day. Ollie hasn’t forgotten the cruel jibes. Note, Ollie was the “World’s Dumbest Blogger” back then, and now Fatass switched the title over to Jim Hoft. Can’t figure out, for the life of him, why nobody likes or respects him. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Especially since Willis and Hoft at least have a spine and a thick skin and don’t go on wholesale blocking of people who disagree with them. I believe in order to even FOLLOW Fatass you have to ask permission. (I don’t even include his handle in posts about him – so we have a great laugh at his expense all the time), as if he’s such a special snowflake and so important he can’t have everyone getting into his timeline.

  17. Kurt's LMAO moment as Charles is hated on the right and the left says:

    Charles Johnson’s chickens…………………are coming home…………….to roost

  18. Juan Epstein says:


  19. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Anyone on the left who tells sleazebag Chunky to fuck off deserves a little applause for that.