Alexander Grant, Ulysses S. Hamilton, what’s the difference? [Plus a Killgore Trout bonus]


Charles Johnson has donned a new hat: Numismatist.

Civil War Buff, Race Detective, Climate Scientist, U.S. State Flag Historian, Blog Platform Reverse-Engineering Whiz, Photo Manipulation Expert, AstroTurfer, Twitter Police Captain, Breivik Influence, Stalker, Weiner Truther, Laptop Recognition Specialist and Sporter Of The Most Magical Jazzy Ponytail In The Universe never knows when to stop.

And we’re glad he doesn’t.

Meanwhile from 2009, the same year Charles Johnson decided to part his MJP on the left:

LGF On Lesbians And Muslims

Both Killgore Trout and Mich-again are longtime lizard-lappers, and both are still posting on LGF. By The Charles Johnson Midnight Run Rules, their words are his words as well. Own it, Charles.


102 Comments on “Alexander Grant, Ulysses S. Hamilton, what’s the difference? [Plus a Killgore Trout bonus]”

  1. Octopus says:

    When Obama tried to make Van Jones his “green jobs czar,” a laughable pork-position in the first place, it was Chunky’s time to come out strong for his new Unicorn Messiah’s judgement and to deny that Jones was a 9-11 Truther. Sadly, Jones was unable to scrub his history of association with the brain-dead conspiracy-nuts, and had to resign practically immediately. In other words, Chunky had doubled-down on stupid, which had suddenly become his entire modus operandi.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Which 9/11 is he referring to?

      I think he means Benghazi and people who don’t think a video was the cause.

  2. Octopus says:

    Is Mich-again’s mean-spirited post perhaps an unknowing swipe at another swamp-critter, who happens to be a burka-wearing Michigander of some physical heft? Or am I confusing my lizards…? Oh, well. Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.

  3. Octopus says:

    • rightymouse says:

      I SECOND THAT!!!!!!!! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        I had a feeling you would!

        From the clips I’ve seen, he’s been a great interrogator. Unfortunately for us, and the truth, the Dem-hacks know they can count on the press to ignore this story until it goes away, as they did Benghazi, Obamacare, VA, etc.

      • Arachne says:

        As Speranza pointed out to me on email, if Mooch is promoting woman President, why not put up Nikki Haley? After all, wouldn’t she appoint fellow S.C. conservative Trey Gowdy AG? Yes indeed I think SO!

  4. Octopus says:

    Some people know how to use Twitter correctly. Chunky and Gus…not so much.

  5. Octopus says:

    Has there been so much as one intrepid post at LGF, in non-support of the atrocities being committed by ISIS? I haven’t seen one, nor any tweets from the usual suspects. What gives?

  6. Pakimon says:

    The hate! It burns! 😆

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Much wish to be on Twitchy.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh indeed – he’d give his eye teeth to be the subject of a Twitchy thread. Look, Fatass, if your childish meltdown over a chart published by Glenn Greenwald didn’t merit mocking on Twitchy – nothing will.

        One retweet? You’re slipping Chuck.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh and I love the comment — “I’ve had the site open trying to figure out how to WRITE about” – that’s a lie right there. Asshole doesn’t “write” anything. Drew over at Weasel Zippers is more insightful. And he can do it all in one sentence.

    • dwells38 says:

      Says a guy with a ponytail who bitches like a little girl all day on Twitter .

  7. dwells38 says:

    Everyone brace yourself. The experts have tallied the numbers and the economic impact in the US due to climate change will be 11ty bazillion!!!!! Oh Noees!!!!

  8. dwells38 says:

    Because Obungle’s all for science!

    This lack of big storms is a record that goes back to 1900 and at the start of the season the US will have gone a record 3,142 days without a major landfall. The previous record is nearly 2-1/2 years shorter.

    Yet, President Obama is warning that hurricane seasons will be getting worse, despite what forecasters are saying.

    “The changes we’re seeing in our climate means that, unfortunately, storms like Sandy could end up being more common and more devastating,” Obama said on May 30.

    “And that’s why we’re also going to be doing more to deal with the dangers of carbon pollution that help to cause this climate change and global warming. And that’s why we’re also, with the terrific help of these departments, thinking of how we can build more resilient infrastructure,” he said.

    And that’s why we’re also, with the terrific help of these departments, thinking of how we can build more resilient infrastructure,” he said.

    Translation: Get more money to spread around to our cronies and corruptocrats and to misinform LIVs and irretrievebly entrench.

  9. Because says:

    I don’t think he’s talking about honoring Ulysses Grant. He wants to honor Government Grant.

  10. Because climate change says:

  11. Because something about bees, you say? says:

    • Arachne says:

      Oh really, Fatass? What a hypocrite. You didn’t seem to have any trouble with the illegal taping and publication of Don Sterling’s telephone calls – all in CLEAR violation of California law.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Much late.

      Media Matters put that out yesterday and was already laughed at.

  12. Doppel dix says:

    “I don’t care who’s face is on the $20, please HIT THE TIP JAR!! ”

    — Charles, broke as a joke, Fuckface, Johnson

  13. Because says:

    BTW, for the record,

    Grant and Sherman may have been heroes of the Civil War, and liberators of slaves, etc., but as for being great humanitarians, ask a Lakota how benevolent they were.

    • Octopus says:

      On the other hand, ask a Lakota slave how benevolent his masters were. I hear tell they were kind of brusque, occasionally even rude to their slaves. Not their fault, though, because society hadn’t taught them not to bully their POW’s and kidnapped chattel. “Spare the rod, spoil the spoils of war,” was a common dictum in Native American tepeeholds.

      • Because says:

        Noble savages weren’t, were they? I think most Lakota would concede that these days. Still didn’t make the generals non-savages.

        History sucks.

      • Octopus says:

        I don’t judge the Native Americans by our standards, as they were a completely alien culture to what was evolving in Europe and European-colonized America. They were always at war with other tribes, fighting for territory and taking slave-prisoners and wives. In some ways they were more honorable than the Europeans who were pushing them off their ancestral lands. In other ways, they were like cruel children.

    • Because says:

      “No one minds your being rich, but have a little class about it. Don’t sit in your ivory tower — justifiably excited to be expecting the best-connected-baby in the world, with access to the finest doctors and no worries about what sort of school environment or teachers your child will have to endure — and suggest that none of it matters, as though you’d be just as happy living in a garage apartment next to 7-11 and with no immediate plans to board a private jet.”

      Gus could tell you about that. Go seek Gus out. He’s always on Twitter. Always.

      Chelsea needs a hobo education. Maybe she could start a new “hobo chic” thing or something. Gus is standing by.

      • Octopus says:

        I had to laugh when I saw that pos-network was paying her $600,000/year for those gadawful puff-pieces she turned in. 😆

        I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone on a major network that the camera didn’t love as much it didn’t love poor rich Chelsea. Her opinions were strictly snoresville, like the stories. Just bad.

  14. Octopus says:

    Can you count the lies and distortions in that tweet? Guess the right number, and win a free olden times photographic calendar and vintage Archie & Jughead comic book. 🙂

  15. dwells38 says:

    Super bright physicists discover their model which predicted universe collapse is wrong and the universe appears stable after factoring in Higgs boson.

    Their conclusion? Perhaps we’re missing something or the Higgs boson effect is overstated.

    Of course, there must be something missing from these calculations.

    “We are here talking about it,” Hogan told Live Science. “That means we have to extend our theories to explain why this didn’t happen.”

    Climate researchers discover their model which predicted global warming is wrong and warming hasn’t happened as predicted.

    Their conclusion: Oh it’s still right. And it’s still warming all because of CO2! They just forgot to factor in clouds and cosmic rays and the ocean and whether atmospheric heat leaks into space and THE SUN! If you don’t understand that you’re just stupid.

  16. dwells38 says:

    Chunky’s beloved poor Obungle Administration. Always the last to know about everything. They have to read Fox News to find out.

  17. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Why doesn’t make a headline about me?! I’m always on Twitter and I need blog traffic, dammit!

    • Arachne says:

      It’s not a NEWS site, you pathetic twit. It documents and reports on TWITTER wars that are going on. Dumbass tweets by Liberal Twats like you and the twitter smackdowns that come in. You’ll never be on it because no one gives a crap what you tweet to begin with.

      He’s sure trying hard though, isn’t he? He’s so transparent. He wants more than anything for Twitchy to feature him so that he can get some mileage out of it. You watch – he’ll be doing Twitchy this and Twitchy that for another 24 hours or so.

  18. Because buzz says:

  19. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: I want to be blasted, smacked down and exposed! It’ll mean I’m relevant! Pay attention to me!!!111!!!

    • Because Eww. says:

      No no no no no no. No. No no. No expose teh Chunk. Very eww.

      • Arachne says:

        Well, you can stop now Fart Face.
        (Shucks – don’t know how to insert the tweet I just sent to TwitchyTeam)

      • Arachne says:

        Just posted the following at

        “Just as info, Twitchy – Charles Johnson, aka Jabba the Blogger, is sending tweet after tweet today about this site. Methinks the Little Green Attention Whore is hoping for a mention here as one of the Twitter War topics so that he can claim once more how he’s being stalked.”

    • Doppel milyo, Inc. says:

      the man has no sense of self awareness.

      this tweet just described his very existence and reason for living.

      All day Greenwald. All day wingnut. All day teabagger Nazi. All day Rand Paul. All day PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! All day GOHHHHHHHHHHMERT ! All day ICYMI retread talking points. Pure garbage all day.

      he is so unaware of how he really looks to the rest of the world

      pro tip Chuck : you look like a fucking lunatic loser

  20. Octopus says:

    Next obsession? Gay marriage or Dr. Ben Carson. Chunky needs a new-ish crusade, to liven things up.

  21. Arachne says:

    Holy cow – the comments about him a Twitchy are “keep that shitbag under his rock.”
    Let’s see if he continues the “Notice ME Michelle! Notice ME!!”

    • rightymouse says:

      Typical of leftist racist a-holes. Bahhhhhhhhhh!!

      • Arachne says:

        Oh, and by the way, there is no “thread” about him. I made the comment in an existing thread. I also didn’t use his name or “Little Green Footballs” so search engine is of no use Poor Buddha Boy – all this attention and he hasn’t the foggiest idea where to find it.

      • Doppel milyo, Inc. says:

        and since he never reads here…………..

        let’s just say I smell some Rodan racist rant tweets in 3…..2…….1

    • Doppel milyo, Inc. says:

      linky please. I’d like to chime in

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Linkahzi please.

  22. Arachne says:

    And Pam Geller is on Hannity on the Fox News Channel tonight.
    And Fatass the Wonder Gamer will be on at the Video Cam display at Best Buy when he waddles in for a new Playstation 2 controller.

  23. Octopus says:

    Magic Twanger plunked by Oldman? Said he was “probably a libertarian.”

    Everything Poisoner!!1!

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, “just catching up” like the two of you have lunch once a month.
      Fatass – Oldman doesn’t live for your approval. You’re still irrelevant.

    • dwells38 says:

      Not that miserable you fat stupid dumbass. How miserable would you be worth 10s of millions from all the hit movies you’ve been in? Believe me Chunk, he’ll never reach your depths of desparation because 1) he’s wildly rich and successful and 2) though yes he gets irritated, it’s by dumbshit progressive lying PC asswipes like yourself. He can at least thank his lucky stars isn’t YOU. LOL!

  24. Juan Epstein says:

    Which twitchy thread dammit?!?

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m off to Twitchy to see if I can find Arachne’s comment.

      I’ll report the coordinates as soon as I find it. 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      Found it!

      It’s in the ‘ “What the hell is going on here?” Congress finds a way to terrify us ‘ thread.

    • Pakimon says:

      That clompy sound you hear is Chunkles waddling off to Twitchy to bask in his new found relevance. (Even though he never reads this blog) 😆

  25. Pakimon says:

    Heh. He mentioned us by name. Thanks for the hat tip, Chunky.

    • Arachne says:

      Except we have jobs, heat, and three square meals a day and don’t hide in our houses.

      Alas, two favorites. No retweets.

    • Arachne says:

      Hell, Glenward won’t even elevate Chuck to Yellow threat Stalker status. He’s still in the pastoral green zone of “Mentally Ill Attention Whore.”

    • rightymouse says:

      At some point, people are going to realize that Charles and Gus are the real stalkers and we’re the good guys who are shining a light on their obsessive behaviors!!

      • Arachne says:

        In fact, asshole proved it the day he FINALLY got come recognition by Greenwald for his lunacy. Greenwald had already moved on to other subject and Fatass was trailing him like a five-year-old with “say your sorry!” over a dozen tweets. In the same hour.

      • rightymouse says:

        Charles Effing Johnson. The internet mutt is like a dog with a bone. Meh.

      • Arachne says:

        Mouse, Jazzy McChubbster’s biggest fear is that he will come to this site one morning and find out it’s no longer here. Because as long as it is, he can still delude himself that he’s still some sort of player on the Internet.

      • Because says:

        I think it’s been a while since he’s had a bone.

  26. Octopus says:

    Now is the time on “Sprockets” when we dance…

  27. Because says:

    Wasn’t Alexander the Grant that Greek general that freed the gay baby whales, or something?

  28. Octopus says:

    Missing our old pal Lewd-Wank Von Coyote tonight…why did you have to kill off that character, Chunky? There were many windmills left, that needed slaying. 😡

    Here’s how he fought the good fight:

    Here’s how the Intrepid Professor Of Science imagined himself:

    We shall not see his like again. Now we have Gus, out in the garage farting around on Twitter. No more the clank of tinny armor, as Lewd-Freak girds his loins for battle. Just farting, and some groaning. Whiny noises.

  29. Octopus says:

    Fatass should know. 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    He thinks he’s in the game. So sad! 😦

    Nobody cares, Chunky. Except us. We’re your pals. 🙂

  31. Octopus says:

    The End Is Nigh…

    Help me.

    • Octopus says:

      Morons don’t know that GMO foods are everywhere around us, and there are NO serious difficulties or illnesses from them. 😆

  32. Minnow says:

    Barry…. We do this…… like this….

  33. Minnow says:

    grilled salmon for my pannus, old Cheetos for my men.

    (penis penis penis)