“By the way, folks – new feature!”

Its sad to watch Charles try to show off his fading coding skills. Rather than try to update his skill set and make some money, Charles creates rinky dink features that impresses the losers ate LGF.

New Feature - Copy New Feature2 - Copy New Feature3 - Copy New Feature4 - Copy

I would be more impressed if Charles was using his coding skills at a job.


90 Comments on ““By the way, folks – new feature!””

  1. rightymouse says:

    Wow! I impress! O_o

  2. Because says:

    “I would be more impressed if Charles was using his coding skills at a job.”

    Like destroying disks for the IRS? He’d be good at that.

  3. Abu oyliM says:

    Job? He don’t need no stinkin’ job! As for his new site features I doubt his 5 non-socks have capacity to utilize them.

  4. Speranza says:

    Wow maybe Chuckles will be able to get a job before he turns 70.

  5. dwells38 says:

    Not surprising that Chunky is attacking George Will in favor of the new campus PC lunacy.

    From this first paragraph of Will’s piece:

    Colleges and universities are being educated by Washington and are finding the experience excruciating. They are learning that when they say campus victimizations are ubiquitous (“micro-aggressions,” often not discernible to the untutored eye, are everywhere), and that when they make victimhood a coveted status that confers privileges, victims proliferate. And academia’s progressivism has rendered it intellectually defenseless now that progressivism’s achievement, the regulatory state, has decided it is academia’s turn to be broken to government’s saddle.

    Chunky gets this:

    Will: Women report rapes just to win “coveted” victimhood status

    As usual the Will piece is very good which is why progressive liars hate it: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-will-college-become-the-victims-of-progressivism/2014/06/06/e90e73b4-eb50-11e3-9f5c-9075d5508f0a_story.html

    One example given is a girl who had been sleeping with a guy for three months. They agreed that the sex was over and they would just remain friends. But one night he comes over and falls asleep in her bed. He makes advances to unclothe her, she says no. He continues with the advances. In order to get some sleep she lets him. Six weeks later she reported it as a rape.
    The guy sounds like a cad but she set some expectations by having sex with him for three months. Then idiotically agreeing to sleep with him “as friends”. What she should have done is gotten up out of bed after the second advance and said “Hey guy I said the sex is done. Get up and go sleep at your own place.” Instead she consented which isn’t rape.

    Unless you’re a mush head liberal like Charly Johnson

  6. Juan Epstein says:

    Much impress.

    Much important.

    Much serious hard hitting pundit.

  7. Pakimon says:

    Only two tweets from the Chunkster today.

    Either he’s busy setting up new defense shields against the stalker menace or the 12 cases of artisanal Cheetos arrived.

    • Because says:

      On a Sunday?

      Shields up! Red alert! Lock on phasers! Fire photon torpedoes at Will! Or is it Glenn?

  8. dwells38 says:

    Chunk exposes all the crazy faith fanaticism at the Faith and Freedom Coalistion Conference.

    It’s real crazy wingnut talk. Things like advocating speaking out for your Christian faith. That’s that whacked out nut Rafael Cruz. It’s like he thinks he’s a religious leader or something. Or that absolutely foaming at the mouth Gary Bauer. He’s obsessed with gays. Gays, gays, gays. Maybe he is gay.

    Seriously Chunk you’re an anti-Christian bigot and a hater. Gary Bauer is a fanatic for saying Obungle removed don’t ask don’t tell for gays but then imposed it for Christians? That’s exactly what’s happened. But since you’re an anti-Christian hater you don’t give a shit. And you’re really kind of acting like a stalker. Chasing Christians around to try and depict them as insane for having faith is a kind of sickness all it’s own. Get help weirdo.

    Far Right Religious Fanaticism at the Faith and Freedom Coalition Conference
    Religious wingnuts ranting


  9. Because says:

    “By the way, folks – new feature!”

    Translation: I yoinked somebody else’ work off the innernet and slapped it into my seven-peckered billygoat of a website. Hey everybody, look at me.

  10. Octopus says:

    If that were true, it would be totally understandable at this point, given the outrageous huckstering and bamboozling the Ecohysterics and the AGW-machine have been doing for so long.

    • Because says:

      It’s like the IRS. You tell a tall one like that once, and nobody believes anything you say for 50 years. And the one the IRS told about the disk drive is taller than the Ludwiggian AGW opera.

      And that’s a hard act to follow.

    • Arachne says:

      Really, Fatass? Maybe you can explain this:


      “When future generations try to understand how the world got carried away around the end of the 20th century by the panic over global warming, few things will amaze them more than the part played in stoking up the scare by the fiddling of official temperature data. There was already much evidence of this seven years ago, when I was writing my history of the scare, The Real Global Warming Disaster. But now another damning example has been uncovered by Steven Goddard’s US blog Real Science, showing how shamelessly manipulated has been one of the world’s most influential climate records, the graph of US surface temperature records published by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA).”


  11. Octopus says:

    The Projectionist! 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    This here is juicy and delicious: http://nypost.com/2014/06/21/inside-the-jealous-feud-between-the-obamas-and-hildebeest-clintons/

    Can’t wait to see them tangle in the next couple of years. 😆

  13. Doppel milyo says:

    Charles Navin R Johnson has a big announcement

  14. Octopus says:

    Churnin’ out the comedy gold. Stinkin’ up the garage.

    • Abu St. Pancake says:

      You and Nancy hate work, amirite. Not that either of you two unemployed creeps read here.

  15. Abu Boobies! says:

    For Octo:

    I only knew Spears, Kim K., and Katy Rodham Perry (see you next Tuesday).

  16. Juan Epstein says:


  17. Octopus says:

    Mayors seeking federal funding for their own private boondoggles. Oh, the stupidity. Oh, the cupidity.

    • Abu No Longer Guilty Cause I'm White. Hell, No! says:

      Libtards trying to keep money flowing to them, nothing more. A bunch of soulless, lying liberal assholes, IMHO.

      “Now it’s OUR turn.”— M. Obama (paraphrase)

      • Doppel nagin global warming initiative says:


      • Octopus says:

        “George Bush don’t care nuthin’ about black people.”
        –Kanye West (talking about New Orleans after Katrina)

  18. Doppel and triple michelin star says:

    Gus just an update
    my trip to new York was amazing
    I believe the best food I ate was at tamarind but le bernardin was a close second
    and the many martinis at the palm and the beers and burgers and fries at the spotted pig were amazing

    by all means retweet some more bullshit from a man ( Charles Johnson…….who wouldn’t throw you a crouton if you were drowning in your gazpacho and feel important )……..after all you are full on pot pie !

    • Octopus says:

      Sounds very good, Dop. Great place to visit, eh?

      Gus is happy with his space heater and a good bottle of discount vodka. No need to go out and work, to try and get a better brand of pot pie. Not puttin’ on airs, he ain’t. Man of the people!

  19. Abu Pontiac-Oldsmobile says:

    I highly recommend Delorean’s pre-arrest book, “On a Clear Day You Can See General Motors”.

    • Octopus says:

      Small Fun Fact: My Dad once had to break the news to DeLorean that his engineering budget was being chopped, when he was in charge of Pontiac. Wasn’t long after that, that DeLorean parted ways with GM and started his own car company.

  20. Bunk X says:


    • Pakimon says:

      That link Gus_807 provided will most likely cause the warp core to fail and the toilets to back up.

      I see a lot of rump deck swabbing on the USS Chunkerprise the next few days. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus is just waiting for a “managerial” position to open up.

      Yeah, that’s the ticket. 😆

  21. Pakimon says:

    Shields down to 30%, Captain! Rodan Talking Mean To Islamic Jihadists Security Matrix ineffective! 😆

  22. Pakimon says:

    The “Font Awesome™ ” icons aren’t throbbing.

    You’d think that when Chunkles steals another person’s work, he’d at least make it throb.

  23. Pakimon says:

    The Donkey Show has hit the road and is coming to a location near you! 😆


  24. KGB says:

    Just for old time’s sakes, AoSHQ gets a little dig in on everyone’s favorite punching bag. You just know the correlator tool went into overdrive and sent out the alarm to Charles. Cue tweets of outrage over “far right hate site, seething stalkers” this afternoon.

    I hope I got the coding right on the picture. Someone fix it if I didn’t.

  25. Octopus says:

    Leave this nice, comfy garage? No way, Jose!

  26. Doppel global cooling brigades, LLC says:

    Global cooling since the 1930’s

    Charles fuckface Johnson hardest hit


    • Octopus says:

      We should have tweeted the outrage to Chunky, before exposing the prank. He’d have retweeted it. 😆