“I just happened to be the one.”

From the Remember When Department:

LOL @ 03:30

Bet that Charles plays this vid every night before he turns in. Yeah, Charles, you’re the one, and in fact, you’re a big one. A really big one.

[CNN video Courtesy Media Matters]


49 Comments on ““I just happened to be the one.””

  1. Pakimon says:

    Way back when he used to be a “playa’ “.

    Now all the major media types are like, “Charles who? Oh right, that guy with the ponytail who ran Little Green something or other. Wow, he’s really let himself go.” 😆

  2. Pakimon says:

    I’m sure Chunkles is “gratifying himself” every time he watches it. Too bad she won’t return his calls. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Um Chunk. No one watches her. She’s the highest rated host on AMESSNBC which still makes her ranked below the least rated host on Fox. Besides, what is her credentials on Media, Benghazi, Iraq? She has a Phd in lesbianism.

  3. Pakimon says:

    Especially since you were one of them you phony fat bastard. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      It’s a hard choice whether Pelosi, Reid, or Fatass is suffering from the greater case of mental illness. At least Pelosi can claim botox dain bramage, Reid can claim geriatric dementia, but Fatass?

    • dwells38 says:

      Well, we’re calling for you to shut up Chunk because you’re a lying sack of shit whiner. Your excuse for becoming a libtard strains credulity.

  4. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: What I hate is that the media types aren’t booking me on their shows so I can explain that I’m an “ex-wingnut” and “why I parted ways with The Right”. 😆

    • Because says:

      Alternate translation: these boneheads aren’t any smarter than me, and they’re making bank, and I’m waddling in my jammers, tripping over Mt. Dew bottles, trying to get subscriptions and Thai lady boy ad income.

    • dwells38 says:

      What? You mean the context that Saddam backed terrorists, never properly disarmed per the UN, attacked his own people with chem weapons, used oil money to build more palaces for himself instead of helping the starving and sick of Iraq, paid families of Paleostinian suicide bombers attacking our ally Israel? That context? And that all the Dems were on board and voted for it? And then called Bush a liar merely as a political ploy since they too had always cited Saddam’s weapons. And that Bush went to the UN twice and gave Saddam and the Baathists fair warning to cooperate and join the world community.

      That context?

      • OLT's EXACTLY says:

        That would be it, alright.

        Short memories, big mammaries.


      • Octopus says:

        I happened to catch Maddow’s rant live last night, flipping through channels when I saw her yukking it up with a clever graphic saying “You’re still here?” and a picture of Cheney. She was in full moonbat revisionist-history mode, just sneering her face off at the people who were doing something they felt was necessary and worthwhile at the time, all the many reasons for taking down Saddam. I could see instantly why NOBODY watches this person. She’s more unlikeable than Keith Olbermann.

      • Because Boobies!!!!! says:

        Huh? Big mammeries? Where?

      • Octopus says:

        Big mammaries on McDumbth, of course. He wears a bra under his black t-shirt and flannel lumberjack shirt, when he goes out for artisanal cheese sandwiches. Such modesty.

      • HaikuMan says:

        I happened to catch Maddow’s rant live last night, flipping through channels when I saw her yukking it up with a clever graphic saying “You’re still here?” …

        Doesn’t “You’re still here?”
        describe MSNBC
        and Rachel Maddow?

      • Bunk X says:

        Google Annie Hawkins-Turner, aka Norma Stitz.

  5. rightymouse says:

    He was we aring that same black top. It must be fused to his body now. O_o

  6. dwells38 says:

    He sounds like Stan Laurel. Like his brain is forcing his speech to slow down. The CNN bimbo was pretending to be a naive idiot “But he said he was just trying to clean up dust on the image”. Right, by adding in plumes of smoke in triplicate. Chunky got it right but couldn’t help himself acting pompous and professorial: “It strains credulity” Quite so, quite so. Indubitably. Then he professes himself an expert in image forensics and graphics because he’s a “web designer”. Got any credentials or degrees in any of those fields Chunk? Right, didn’t think so. That’s why you call yourself a code monkey on Twitter.

    I thought Chunk just sounded like a big self satisfied dummy.

  7. Juan Epstein says:

    Don’t blame the Whitest Man on the Internet.

    It was the Worms.

    Much Bushgahzi!

  8. Juan Epstein says:

    To be fair, he did fine. It’s not easy. But…

    what was the fuckin mystery?

    They wanted to libel Israel.

    That’s why it was done and allowed through.

  9. Arachne says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong – but didn’t someone ELSE bring the “fauxtography” to Fatass’s attention? You know, like he claims he “broke” the Rathergate story?

    • Juan Epstein says:

      He says that a reader pointed it out to him.

    • Because says:

      I seem to recall that Johnson’s contribution was taking the two images that were given to him, and creating the throbbing GIF. Nice bit of graphic design, I suppose, but no detective work.

  10. Octopus says:

    You’re the one, Chunky. Now dance for us. 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    Media Matters is pushing for coverage of the California wildfires-as-proof-of-climate change today, so expect Chunky to clamber aboard that streetcar. Run, Chunky! Don’t miss this one. 🙂

    REPORT: California’s Record Fire Season Drives Climate Change Into The News

    A Media Matters analysis found that California’s largest-circulating newspapers are increasingly mentioning how climate change is worsening the state’s wildfires. California has faced an extremely early and severe fire season in 2014, in line with climate research showing that over the last four decades, fires have grown millions of acres larger and the fire season has extended by about three months on average.
    Research June 18, 2014 3:23 PM EDT

    • Because says:

      Time’s a wasting, Chunk. Uncle George is waiting for your doodyful tweet.

      • Arachne says:

        Because, of course, this is the very first drought in California. EVER.

      • Octopus says:

        Well…since last year, anyway. And the year before that. And every year, because, you know, it’s basically a desert.

      • Arachne says:

        Excellent point, Octo. I would point out that SOUTHERN California is continually drawing water from Northern California. Or has Media Matters never heard of the PERIPHERAL CANAL?

      • Octopus says:

        Did they never watch the movie, “Chinatown?” I mean, really. It’s not a secret, that most of southern California is a desert, requiring massive importing of water. Obviously, even a dumb cluck like McDumbth would be well aware of this fact, as long as he’s subsisted there.


    • dwells38 says:

      I remember wildfires in Florida on several trips through my childhood and as a young adult along I75. It’s a yearly event for them, as well. But more severe in dry years. Why aren’t their wildfires getting worse due to climate change?

      Here is from a March 2013 wildfire advisory in the Orlando Sentinel. I Googled Are wildfires in Florida getting worse?

      Current weather conditions — strong winds, low humidity and dried vegetation caused by freezes — have caused a climate prime for wildfires.

      If you Google the same for California wildfires they list the same things EXCEPT they also list global climate change.

      It’s just a bunch of horseshit.

  12. Because olo says:

    • Because olo says:

      • Octopus says:

        As much as Americans are amused by and semi-despise the French surrender-monkeys, they hate Americans with a passion bordering on lunacy. Because we saved them from the Germans. Twice. They can never forgive us for that!

      • Pakimon says:

        I think Willie meant “artisanal cheese-eating surrender monkeys”. 😆

  13. dwells38 says:

    I can’t believe Chunk isn’t Tweeting or posting on these Warmening breaking stories. Like this one where the great Climate scientist Algore proves that the Syrian war was caused by all the Globble Warmening which indisputably causes all droughts in the world today.


    And why hasn’t he proclaimed that all these former EPA chiefs are obviously in the pocket of Big Oil. Or they wouldn’t be denying the settled science of the catestrophic runaway Warmening as patiently explained by the most preezyest Preezydent EVAH?


    What gives Chunk? You used to be so passionate about Teh Warmening that you would ban people if they didn’t agree it’s the number one threat. With 9000 whole followers on Twitter are you just going to say nothing and let everyone on the planet die? Or are you hoping Algore will let you move into one of his air conditioned mansions when California burns down altogether?

  14. rightymouse says:

    What are you all riled up a bout Chuckie? Four Americans were murdered in Libya, including our Ambassador who is rumored to have been raped, and your answer is “Benghazi Boogaloo” as well as Hillary’s “what difference does it make now?”. Ass-hole.

  15. rightymouse says:

    Trey Gowdy is my hero! 🙂 Man is freaking awesome!!!

  16. ISTE says:

    Well, I see speranza visited again.


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