Charles said he would have broken with the Right back in 2003

Gus802 linked to some photos that were Secretary of Defense photo briefings that had biblical oversees on them.

2003a 2003b 2003c 2003d

The photos creep Charles out and claims that if he had known about it back in 2003, he would have broken with the Right back then.

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I highly doubt these photos would have freaked out the Charles of 2003.

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136 Comments on “Charles said he would have broken with the Right back in 2003”

  1. windbag says:

    What about the perversion of scripture by the Democratic Party’s KKK division? Shouldn’t Chuckie sever ties with the left over that? What an absolute fool that man is.

  2. Octopus says:

    That’s a very old story, from a piece that ran in GQ in 2009. I know Gus is a devout follower of the GQ lifestyle, from his boho-outfits to his garage-dwelling, small-footprint lifestyle. It’s got nothing to do with American military policy, of course — just a stylistic faux pas committed by a general who thought the Biblical verses more appropriate than the humorous titles previously used.

    And of course our Dear Fatass is lying through his rotten teeth again, trying to suggest he would have split with the Right over these images. His blog was full of religious-based condemnation of Muslim Unholy War in those days, and God help the person who did take issue with the Biblically-inclined, there. I should know, as it was my arguing with religious zealots in 2005 that led to my first banning. I was more combatively atheist in those days.

    A review of the GQ article from 2009: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/getreligion/2009/05/better-to-stick-with-hang-in-there-baby/

    • DudeBro says:

      Chuckles would have been the first pussy whining nuke them all if Anthrax was spread over California and 20K died. It’s easy in 2014 with Saddam long gone to second guess 2003 with a very much alive and meddling Saddam. If Saddam was still in power, Obama would simply be a bowing bitch. Saddam would laugh at his funny ears, demand billions or else, and Obama, Hillary and Kerry would be bent over saying, “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

      PS for the POS lizards lurking I used Saddam instead of Hussein, because then you’d be posting DOD = Obama is a muslim. Go fuck yourselves too ya hope and change loozers.

  3. floydmerit says:

    @Green_Footballs @Gus_802 Oddly, wasn't banned from HA for calling out Rbrt. Spencer's racism. Was banned from LGF for calling out yours.— hewhoscoffsatdanger (@wristactionblog) June 20, 2014

  4. floydmerit says:

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  6. Pakimon says:

    Nowadays, the only thing Chunkles breaks is wind.

    • Octopus says:

      The Santa Anus winds come blasting out of the Porky Icarus badlands in a hot, steady stream, having a depressive effect on those who must live in their reek. Fortunately, there are very few such unhappy souls.

  7. Octopus says:

    So sorry, Fatass and your libturd fantasists — we’ve got the tape, and it clearly shows Milbank lied about what occurred that night. Everyone was more than polite and accomodating to the ignorant, silly little burka-girl. It’s hard to spin actual videotape, eh? 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Muslim woman backs up fake story that wants to characterize and smear panelists as prejudiced against Muslims. Yeah, who didn’t see THAT coming?

    • dwells38 says:

      What a surprise Chunk the progressive sides with yet another liar. Which part of actual video do these people not get?

  8. Octopus says:

    Checking out the wackiness at Media Matters this morning, I see several mentions of the “Evil Koch Brothers” and their profligate charitable donations, usually to organizations unhelpful to the Progressive agenda. I was curious to see how they’d covered the recent $25M gift to the United Negro College Fund, so I did a site-search — shockingly, there were 0 mentions of the generous gift there. 😯

    Nice source of your Waddling Orders, Chunky. So fair. Much scruple.

    Here’s some fair coverage of the matter:

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/georgeleef/2014/06/18/koch-derangement-syndrome-breaks-out-after-25-million-donation-to-united-negro-college-fund/

    • Arachne says:

      This would be MMFA, an organization that enjoys 501(c)(3) status, that promotes a liberal political agenda, smears conservatives and promotes Democrat candidates, which essentially violates the terms of being a 501(c)(3) organization. Which is funded by George Soros, who is essentially giving a blank check to a “non-profit” organization to get Libs elected.

      But the Citizens United decision – very very very bad……right?

  9. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Charles nor Gus have any knowledge of scripture, Hebrew old testament or the Christians new testament. If they did, they would know the context of those pull quotes and understand the when/where/how/why/who that is reference in the context.

    But of course that would mean that Charles and Gus would the intelligence or the moral compass to admit that those posters are not suggesting what the both of them would like you to think they are suggesting.

    But that would also be like asking the media to truthfully and accurately report the news, which is a skill that liberals do not naturally possess.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s also off the irony-scale for McDumbth to say, “That Christian Supremacist kind of stuff has always creeped me out about the Right,” when he now steadfastly refuses to say anything remotely critical of the rabid ISIS army, who are laying down the vicious medievalist beatdown on anyone opposing their jihad, in such a terrifying manner the Iraqi Army is running away from them, pissing themselves.

      Allahu Akbar, Fatass!

      • dwells38 says:

        I watched some of that video ISIS put out as they were rolling into the towns they took. They just drove up beside numerous cars on the highway and opened fire on innocent people, riddling them with bullets. Then went back to take video of them finishing them off. Absolutely horrible nightmarish things they do with seeming glee. And it continues. Weasel Zip has been posting on it. Summary executions left and right for infractions of mindless whim. Being a police or working for the government.

        I guess that doesn’t creep Chunky McFarty out.

        I suppose it doesn’t bother him either that they can cross a border and be our allies and supplied with our weapons against the Syrian army.

      • Arachne says:

        If Fatass thinks “Christian Supremicist” is a rightwing thing he should visit a Black church a little more often. Black Americans are among the most religious, God-fearing people in the country. Remember Prop 8, Asshole? Who the hell do you think voted for it? It didn’t pass because the farmers in the Big Valley voted for it.

      • Octopus says:

        One of the great unreported stories of the Progressive social rewrite, is how the blacks voted overwhelmingly against gay marriage in California. They just aren’t down, even though they’re on the down-low quite often. A cynic might point out a vague similarity between “prison-pass” homosexuality and Middle Eastern same-sex pedophilia, as “divergent” lifestyles in widespread practice but ignored by the larger religious-based society.

  10. Octopus says:

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/20/exclusive-hillary-clinton-took-me-through-hell-rape-victim-says.html

    Shrillary smeared young rape-victim ruthlessly, defending the rapist. Such a class act!

    “She lied like a dog on me. I think she was trying to do whatever she could do to make herself look good at the time.”

    Yeah, she does that. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      I listened to some of the audio recordings of the Shrilldebeast. Not a shred of sympathy or even empathy for what they all knew that child went thru. Just like with the embassy personnel. She couldn’t care less. They’re “bumps” in her road. Like her spouse she’s a cold heartless narcissist. When they pretend to care about something it’s just an imitation of people who do care about something other than themselves. It’s pretty easy to see thru too because when pressed they get angry and impatient and lash out.

      • Octopus says:

        They fit most of the clinical attributes of the sociopathic personality, that power couple. Of the two, I much prefer Slick Willie, and his randy antics. She just strikes me as a cold, calculating beastie, always on the hunt for the next power-trip. Some of the stories about her behind-the-scenes are downright frightening. Mama’s got a temper! 😡

      • Arachne says:

        There was a reason the late, great William Safire called them “congenital liars.”

  11. dwells38 says:

    As is so tiresomely usual, Chunk is a piece of shit lying progressive scumbag. The former congressman was trying to make a point in discussion and did not go “full metal racist” in any way. Obviously discussing a racially offensive word is not the same as hurling it at someone. But that’s just too fucking subtle for a fat stupid lying progressive piece of shit like Chunky to comprehend.

    Former Congressman Joe Walsh Goes Full Metal Racist lgf.bz/1nnZ1U0

    Found out if I said Redskins or Cracker or Redneck Bible Thumper, I could stay on. But if I said Nigger or Spick, they cut me off.

    — Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) June 20, 2014.

    • Octopus says:

      You know who says “nigger” a LOT? The black artistes in the rap songs the kids are always listening to. I mean, it’s constant. And it’s intended for a crossover audience, so they know they’re putting the word in the heads and mouths of their white fans. Quite a conundrum of political incorrectness.

      • Macker says:

        And we are branded as the RAAAAACISTS? Rap, as it has constituted for the last quarter-century, is the most misogynistic, violent, hateful form of entertainment there is!

  12. dwells38 says:

    Chunky barfed out in Twitter

    Just picked up Andrew Bacevich’s book: The New American Militarism: How Americans Are Seduced by War amazon.com/gp/product/B00…

    http://www.independent.org/publications/tir/article.asp?a=569

    As Andrew Bacevich notes in the introductory section of The New American Militarism, most critics of militarism’s influence on U.S. foreign and defense policy have their roots in the progressive or center-left portions of the ideological spectrum. Bacevich’s roots clearly are in the traditional conservative to libertarian

    Wait what??? He’s reading a ruiner of everything?

    • dwells38 says:

      Even worse! Per Wikipedia:

      Bacevich has described himself as a “Catholic conservative” GAH!!![10] and initially published writings in a number of politically oriented magazines, including The Wilson Quarterly.

  13. Juan Epstein says:

    Much Uh.

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    Much Shmear.

    Saba Ahmedahzi al-Republicani.

    http://nypost.com/2014/06/20/liberals-defend-a-lying-smear/

  15. Arachne says:

    Charles has a real dichotomy here. If he had “broken with the right” in 2003 as he so self-righteously snots, then he would today be the owner of a tech blog that no one would be paying any attention to. Goodbye millions of comments, goodbye 9,000 Twitter followers, goodbye national identification. Because there was nothing about Fatass that would have drawn the lefties – they already had KKKos, Democratic Underground, FireDogLake and a host of websites run by REAL political junkies.

    And also, had he “broken with the right” in 2003, he certainly wouldn’t have been in the forefront stealing everybody’s work on the Dan Rather TANG Memos, which catapaulted him to national prominence. So, frankly, Fatass, you should be thanking the RIGHT every damned day for making you a national figure. Because no one on the left – even now – really gives a shit about you.

  16. dwells38 says:

    Chunk thinks this is really profound (quote from the writer Basevich interviewed by leftist Bill Moyers). Especially now that he’s decided he’s a full blown anti-war peacenik hippy commie.

    War is an evil that should command our respect lgf.bz/1qwQ93u
    13 hours ago

    Then why was Chunky so approving of Obungle wanting to wage war in Syria? Are chemical weapons eviler?? Or is the above quote just some blather from a professional writer that’s trying to sound wise to sell books when in reality war isn’t always evil. In fact, when it’s waged successfully in self defense by an innocent party it’s pretty damn righteous and awsome!

    Chunk, you’re a pinhead mush brained libtard. You’re not capable of recognizing deep thought.

  17. dwells38 says:

    Hmmmm. This could be tricky for Chunk. If he criticizes Kanye, who’s blacker than Obungle then that makes him racist. Yet Kanye is criticizing the great Obungle. What’s a libtard O-bot to do???? I guess he just has to agree with them both and realize that as an over-pivileged cracker, his views by definition must be inferior.

    Can ya? has some very deep comments because he’s evidently an extreme genius. He has to remind people of that constantly because they obviously are not extreme geniuses. Actually I’m just kidding. Kanye West is a TERRIBLE person. He’s petty, self absorbed, stupid, ignorant, self-important, narcissitic and a prick. Let’s laugh at him!

    The singer started out criticizing Obama, apparently for not effecting enough change. “You can’t effect change from inside the White House like that. … You gotta have the money,” he said.

    Yet only a moment later, West said that money was not the issue. “Good ideas usually aren’t connected to money as much. … Creativity and extreme genius are extremely cheap.”

    This isn’t the first time West has attacked Obama. Late last year, the singer asserted, “I don’t give a f— about what none of [what] the President’s got to say.”

    Obama has not remained silent about West, either. In 2009, he called West a “jackass” after the singer jumped onstage and interrupted an MTV awards show.

    On the LA radio station, West went on to boast of his own “creativity and extreme genius,” comparing himself to Apple founder Steve Jobs.

    The “Yeezus” singer confused listeners further, warning people not to listen to his actual words, but instead to somehow discern what he is “feeling” when he blurts things out. “Don’t worry about how I’m saying what I’m saying,” West said. “Look at what I’m saying and how I feel and how my intent is.”

    The singer did not elaborate on what exactly that meant. Instead, he went on to slam those who criticize him, and he seemed to set himself up as an important cultural force, stating, “You do not want to go against [my] power.”

    Then West proclaimed, “I’m working on one mission, and that’s a mission from God. I’m gonna make it very clear exactly what I’m here to do. I’m here to help. I’m going to apply all the blessings I’ve got.”

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2014/06/19/Kanye-West-Slams-Obama-You-Can-t-Effect-Change-from-Inside-the-White-House

    • Arachne says:

      Kanye West procreated with and then married one of the world’s incredible wastes of space, Kim Kardashian. He also claimed Bush blew up the levies. So of course he’s the perfect guy to advise Obama on policy. I’m amazed he hasn’t been named to a cabinet post.

    • The Osprey says:

      Kanye West vs Kenya Waste?

  18. Because but they don't laugh about them, dingwad says:

    • Arachne says:

      Public defenders, maybe, Gus. The private defense bar, unless assigned by the courts, faces no such dilemma – Gerry Spence, Racehorse Haynes, F. Lee Bailey – all CHOSE their clients. So shut the eff up.

      Oh, and Dershowitz is an APPELLATE attorney. He is never compelled to take any of the cases he appeals. So shut the eff up some more.

  19. Octopus says:

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/19/u-s-turns-to-old-frenemies-for-new-iraq-war.html

    Oh, the cognitive dissonance! Better put a tight wrapping on your head, Fatass, or it could explode. lol:

    • dwells38 says:

      Ugh. Daily Beast rag. It says Obungle is ramping up a campaign against ISIS. Really? With 300 non-combat advisors? And when they cross over to Syria we’re on their side against the Syrian army, supplying them with weapons. This fact alone really demonstrates what a complete dumbass Preezydent Obungle is and what a mess he’s caused.

  20. Octopus says:

    Our new frenemies in Iran are very progressive!

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/20/iran-to-hang-abused-child-bride.html

    Iran to Hang Abused Child Bride
    Razie Ebrahimi was just 17 when she killed her abusive husband to escape his blows—and the state wants to execute her for her crime.

    I expect a full reporting of this matter from Furious Burka, promoted to front-page and tweeted thrice, with an ICYMI for good measure. In Hell.

  21. Because Goos puts the 'dum' in 'freedom' says:

  22. Octopus says:

    http://news.yahoo.com/jon-stewart-suggests-one-way-republicans-believe-climate-130524646.html

    Clown-boy-man makes hilarious funny, to promote fully-discredited climate change nonsense. Much joke. Very giggle.

  23. Because dum and dummer says:

    Is it possible to be as scientifically illiterate as Chunkles J? Yes, Obama can!

    Teh funny starts @ about 1:30

    • dwells38 says:

      Yup. Dead on. CO2 is not a pollutant. There’s no warming, there’s no climate changing, there’s no link to weather events or wildfires and there’s certainly no higher rate of warming than anticpated of warming that’s not happening. As he said the IPCC has even acknowledged these facts. They are pretty much now in “where b da warmening?” mode.

      Yet the progressives from Preezydent Obungle on down to the fever swamps like LGF repeat these lies on a daily basis.

  24. Because Gus is a mooching bum riding the internet equivalent of a freight car says:

    • Octopus says:

      http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/6288_The_David_Horowitz_Interview

      The David Horowitz Interview
      By Charles Johnson
      4/17/03 6:24:43 pm • Views: 591
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      John Hawkins interviews the left’s most hated right wing icon (because he used to be one of them), David Horowitz. Guess whose blog he reads? (Another person reviled by the left, who used to be one of their fellow travellers, otherwise known as yours truly.)
      </b

      "I was a fellow traveler, then I saw the light of rational conservatism, like Horowitz. Then Pam rejected my clumsy, fumbling advances, and I lost my marbles. All of them."

  25. Octopus says:

    http://freebeacon.com/columns/hillarys-people/

    And yet, looking over the treatment of Goodman’s scoop over the past week, I can’t help thinking that the reaction to “The Hillary Tapes” is just as newsworthy as the tapes themselves. That reaction has been decidedly mixed. Not long ago, in 2012, the Washington Post ran an extensive investigation into the “troubling incidents” of Mitt Romney’s prep-school days, whereupon the media devoted hour after hour to the all-important discussion of whether Willard M. Romney had been something of a child bully. Here, though, we have a newly unearthed recording of Hillary Clinton laughing out loud over her defense of a child rapist—and plenty of outlets have ignored the story altogether. The difference? As the Newsday editor said: It might have an impact.

    No matter your view of Hillary Clinton, no matter your position on legal ethics, the recording of the Reed interview is news. It tells us something we did not already know. It tells us that, when her guard was down, Clinton found the whole disturbing incident a trifling and joking matter. And the fact that so many supposedly sophisticated and au courant journalists and writers have dismissed the story as nothing more than an attorney “doing her job” is, I think, equally disturbing.

    She’s a bad candidate. I hope they run her! 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Totally fair game these days. Romney held some kid down and snipped his sissy hair when he was a teenager. Shrillery laughed about a child being raped when she was a 27 yr old lawyer.

    • Because says:

      Hillary’s in a lot deeper dookey over this than it appears. Here’s why:

      Hypothetical reporter: So, Mrs. Clinton, you were just doing your job zealously defending your client?

      Hillary: Yes.

      Hypothetical reporter: And your client deserved the presumption of innocence?

      Hillary: Yes.

      Hypothetical reporter: Beyond a reasonable doubt?

      Hillary: Absolutely.

      Hypothetical reporter: So you believe all accused rapists are innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law?

      Hillary: Oh, absolutely, Mr. Reporter (giggle).

      Hypothetical reporter: So what about the DoJ and DoE requiring colleges to use a “preponderance of evidence” standard, and dispense with all normal judicial protections in cases of accused rape?

      Hillary: [throws lamp]

  26. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s incensed at this false-flag operation! 😆

  27. Octopus says:

    http://mylittlecelebration.com/pina-colada-protein-shake/

    I was just looking for a recipe for a pina colada protein smoothie, and what do I get?
    Portlandia!

    I hear you calling me home, Portland. I can’t wait to be old and eccentric, and to help “Keep Portland Weird.” I have some ideas that will blow you guys’s minds.
    (beer-smoothies…shhhhh, don’t tell anyone ’til I get there and set up shop!)

    • Because I been there says:

      Clackamus county, maybe. They’re a little more redneck there. But you DON’T want Portland.

    • Because I been there says:

      In Clackamas county, they have this place called “Cartopia”. It’s acres and acres of food trucks. Every cuisine you can imagine, vended out of a truck.

      Only on Portlandia.

      • Octopus says:

        I looked up “Cartopia,” and this came up: http://portland-restaurant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/The-Fried-Onion.jpg

        Probably a different Gus. 🙂

        I’m a fan of “Portlandia,” the tv show, but I have no intention of ever moving there. I will visit, though, someday. Maybe even this year. We’re taking a trip out West for several weeks in July, and our schedule is pretty flexible. Portland is out of the way, but then, so is San Francisco, and I know we’re going there. If we survive the Mojave, and then LA.

      • Because says:

        If you do drive from San Fran to Portland, DO NOT miss Crater Lake.

      • Octopus says:

        Duly noted. I will put an “X” on Crater Lake now. 🙂

  28. dwells38 says:

    Paul Ryan reams Obungle’s IRS top crooked political shill liar.

    • Octopus says:

      Empty-eyed granny-starving bully! 😥

      • Arachne says:

        I’ve no doubt the WH criminal enterprise has already told this sniveling sanctimonious piece of shit that he’ll never be prosecuted for spoliation of evidence so he’s free to be the biggest horse’s ass in Washington since the U.S. Grant rode his pony up to the White House.

      • rightymouse says:

        Paul Ryan was awesome. He’s redeemed himself over this. Don’t blow it, Paul! 🙂

      • Because you heard it here first says:

        Never be prosecuted? If he does, he’ll just be pardon # 2,458,987.

        If you think Clinton issued a lot of pardons, you haven’t seen bumf.

      • rightymouse says:

        It’s clear that the IRS Commissioner (and likely every other IRS employee) believes he is not accountable to American citizens. Eff the a-hole.

  29. Octopus says:

    The fine filmmaker Errol Morris did a movie on Donald Rumsfeld, in which Rummy refused to reveal himself as the evil satanic figure the Left tried to make him, over the course of his long and distinguished career. I got some good yuks, reading their reviews here: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_unknown_known/

    Haven’t seen the movie yet myself, but I will. I think Rumsfeld is a fascinating man, and basically a good man, who wanted to do the right thing for America. I know…God damn him for that!!1!

    • DudeBro says:

      And ALL of the negative shit about Rumsfeld was orchestrated by Colin Powell, his state department lackeys and a compliant media. Isn’t war a failure of diplomacy? Wasn’t Colin one of the architects of the original 1991 Iraq cease-fire which required Saddam to ‘cooperate’ when getting rid of WMD? How’d those work out for you “Colon”?

  30. Arachne says:

    Now of course, the White House is claiming the lost emails hub-bub is a “GOP Conspiracy.” What the HELL? The GOP isn’t conspiring anything. Oh, and by the way, the White House knew back in April that those emails were missing. Well, well, fancy that. Did the White House tell the Commissioner at the time to immediately report this to Congress, that this was tantamount to spoliation of evidence and he was to do everything he could to retrieve those emails, using the NSA if necessary, and make a report to the WH and Congress of efforts made to do so? Oh heck no. I’d like to see him produce even ONE report to the IT department contemporaneous with the supposed crash of this computer.

    It speaks volumes that both the WH and the IRS really thought that they’d simply be able to say “OOPS” and that that would be the end of it. Except every one of us knows that our emails DON’T live on our hard drives, especially when it comes to our work emails, which are considered “firm documents.” And every damn one of us can log on to the webpage of our email service providers and access our emails from there. The average, everyday person knows those emails weren’t lost because of a hard drive crash.

    If there’s any conspiracy going on, it’s between the WH, the IRS and certain Democrat Congress critters to destroy evidence. This makes those 18 minutes of missing tape by Richard Nixon look like a set of lost car keys.

    • poteen2 says:

      Must protect IL Douche ,Barito Mussobama.
      At all cost the developmentally disabled light worker must not be opposed.

  31. Octopus says:

    When all else fails, as it does everyday now, go with Gohmert. It’s hilarious. The kids just go wild for it. 😐

    • Abu oyliM says:

      Nancy von Pannus has zero Photoshop skillz. Nada. His best days were over a decade ago. Lol!!!1!11!!

      • Octopus says:

        He’s bound to keep trying, though. Ten years between internet-coups isn’t that long, is it? Not for a veteran keyboard-warrior with the dimpled pannus of a medieval king.

        Failure’s not an option. It’s a certainty!

  32. Octopus says:

    GREENWA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AAD!!

    Glenn Greenwald’s take on Iraq: the US is in Iraq because we love to support bad people.
    8 minutes ago
    Greenwald says we’re in Iraq because of Israel.
    9 minutes ago
    Glenn Greenwald just said the US troops in Iraq are terrorists. #facepalm
    11 minutes ago

    Back in the funky Glenn-groove. 🙂

  33. Because count them says:

    Seven Greenwald tweets >>>>>

  34. Octopus says:

    Mr. Self-Awareness strikes again. 🙄

  35. Pakimon says:

    I’m sensing the approach of a 3000 tweet rant with at least six “ICYMI”s, 😆

  36. Pakimon says:

    The next Sharmuta A new adoring fan or another Chunkles sock?

    You decide.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m thinking sock… 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        Stupid YouTube.

        I hate it when playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner. 😡

      • Octopus says:

        Probably dint sign their artist’s contract with Youtube, the fascist Libertarian site that poisons and strangles creativity. I can’t wait until Chunky finishes up the coding on his competing video site, to be called, “Metoob.” Sorry, they aren’t accepting any more investors — it’s fully funded, and poised for a total takeover.

  37. Octopus says:

    Well, so ends another week of Baby Huey windmilling his chubby arms, trying to achieve lift-off so he can soar towards the sun as in days of yore, before the meltdown took his wings and added a hundred or so ellbees. It’s been a horrific week of fail for his Unicorn Messiah, and more political disaster for the looming, endless candidacy of Hildabeast The Shrill. Chunky cracks the 9K glasshole ceiling on Twitter, moving ahead of my niece who’s doing her first triathlon this month, at the age of 16 — she only has about 8800 followers, at last count. His only friend, Garage Boy Gus, is rapping the same song he’s been working for so many years, “It’s Hard Out Here For A Gimp.”

    Through it all, Our Porky Icarus remains unfazed by the lack of attention from anyone besides his faithful observers here. We will never abandon you, Chunky. Not like all the others, tens of thousands who once hung on your every breathless, anti-Islamofascist post, who’ve moved on with their lives. We’re not fickle like that.

    In honor of Dear Fatass’s monumental achievement on Twitter this week, I’ve asked these two young men to sing a song of celebration in his honor. The song is a traditional folk ballad, and it comes from the heart. The heart is in their throats, as the song describes a journey filled with loneliness, rejection, and a total lack of joy and romance, alleviated only slightly by an occasional frozen salmon and some government cheese of the non-artisanal variety. The tune ends on a note of hope, looking forward to a brighter, warmer future, when the climate of their frozen tundra finally changes to one more hospitable to human life.

    • rightymouse says:

      GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! O_o

      Was at the grocery store yesterday swearing over the price of food when this song came over their in-store music system. Calmed me right the hell up. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Wow, that’s some mellow croonin’, there. Almost knocked me out, and I can’t go down for the count right now — the Honey-Do List beckons, with a crooked finger. Oy.

        I don’t understand why the throat-singing movement hasn’t caught on in American pop music, just yet. I suspect racism. Americans are so shallow, too. No appreciation of other cultures. 😡

      • Pakimon says:

        Rightymouse was lucky. When I go to the grocery store, I inevitably hear this instead. 😀

      • rightymouse says:

        Paki:

        Wasn’t that a commercial for condoms?

      • Pakimon says:

        It sure was. It’s been around for a few years.

    • rightymouse says:

      That gal could give Yoko Ono serious competition for worst voice on the planet.

      • Octopus says:

        Another great artist, unappreciated in her time. She didn’t break up the Beatles, either. They were dead sick of each other, and headed down separate paths of drug and alcohol abuse that would take years to overcome. If anything, her soothing, melodic warbling helped keep the band together through their last year, as they wrapped up their brilliant group career with “Abbey Road.” I know her singing helped to calm me, as I dealt with their devastating divorce from each other, with all the acrimony and petty insults that ensued.

        Here’s a taste of her magic:

      • rightymouse says:

        Yep. That’s Yoko. O_o

      • Because says:

      • rightymouse says:

        Sartre. Dude never met a commie he didn’t like.

  38. Octopus says:

    Meanwhile, the Handsome Mugshot Guy continues to gain in national popularity, as his pic goes viral, despite local police calling him, “One of the worst, most-dangerous and violent criminals in the system.” Haters, they are. Judge for yourself: http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/arrestees-handsome-mug-shot-viral-24224969

    Chunky’s bloated-visage, featured on this site repeatedly, steadfastly refuses to go viral. It has gone bacterial, though. Don’t judge!

    • Because says:

      Chicks dig bad boys.

      Nice guys finish last.

      • rightymouse says:

        You got that straight. My very nice and gentlemanly son was interested in this one high-maintenance gal who told me that she still had the warmies for her ex-boyfriend. Boyfriend had been sent away by his parents to some kind of anger-management therapy. I asked her why she was interested in a guy who had anger issues. Her response was “I think I was good for him”. 🙄

      • rightymouse says:

        You may be asking yourselves why my nice and gentlemanly son would be interested in such a lass. It’s easy. His rationale was “big boobs”.

      • Because Boobies!!!!! says:

        Boobs.. The wonder drug.

      • Because Boobies!!!!! says:

      • Because Boobies!!!!! says:

      • Pakimon says:

        Pakimog boob senses tingling. Time for World Cup Brazil boobies!

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky McDumbth is no stranger to the mammalian siren-song, either. When Pam’s boob accidentally brushed his arm, it gave him a chubby that took months to kill, underneath his growing pannus. Some say the pannus was grown to cover the boner, but I doubt it. Just a case of coincidental moronic convergence.

  39. Pakimon says:

    On the other hand, you do need a jazzy ponytail to be “Truth Warrior” and Race Detective™ .

    A large cache of Cheetos and Mountain Dew helps. 😆

  40. Pakimon says:

    I’m sure all the folks here with kids have had to deal with this kind of thing at some point. 😀

    The following clip has a distinct “Joisey” tone to it.

    NOTE: At 0:38 the child stomps on a bag of what appears to be Cheetos. Corpulent Ponytailed Twitterwarriors were appalled.

  41. Because yuk yuk Chuck says:

    • Pakimon says:

      I’d bet you won’t be hearing any bleating and sniveling about “stalkers” or peevish demands to “block and report” from Gohmert.

      It’s all fun and games for the fat, ponytailed dickhead until it’s done to him.

      Then it’s non-stop whining and squealing.

      What a putz. 🙄

      • Because yuk yuk Chuck says:

        Gohmert – public person
        Johnson – nobody

        That’s the legal difference. Johnson can claim stalking based on the fact that he’s a nobody.

  42. Octopus says:

    Johnson can claim stalking based on the fact that he’s a nobody.

    Hmm…interesting legal point. How long does one’s legal status as a “public figure” last, after one’s fleeting celebrity is over? Clearly, Chunky’s long since sunk back into the oblivion he enjoyed prior to his 9-11 wakeup call, and the blog’s miraculous rise into fame and popularity as a clearinghouse for Islamofascist-watching posts and discussion of same (by the regulars, not Chunky himself — he was not a regular participant in the comments). Some would say, once a public figure, always a suitable subject for examination and/or ridicule. Especially for someone like Porky Icarus, who continues to plead for attention 24/7 on Twitter.

    Does anyone else remember the character of Charlie in the story, “Flowers For Algernon?” It strikes me that Chunky’s relatively brief 8 years of clarity, sparked by 9-11, are quite analogous to the sudden increase in IQ which happens to the fictional Charlie, which turns out to be temporary and followed by disaster. It’s basically the same story. Very sad. 😦

  43. rightymouse says:

    New thread ^^^^^^^^^^

  44. dwells38 says:

    Check out this outing by Newsbusters of CBS, Bob Schiefer, Cronkite, Fred Friendly and Daniel Schorr as progressive lying scum that smeared Goldwater in ’64 by fabricating lies about him to 1.) make him look like he was giving a political speech during Kennedy’s demise, when he was dutifully at his MIL’s funeral. In fact he was in flight when JFK was shot. A perfect oppurtunity for Cronkite to fuck him over.
    2.) aligned with John Birch by punking him into giving an interview an then taking one response out of context (Goldwater, by all accounts wasn’t a Bircher) and lastly
    3.) most bizarrely (Schorr’s work) trying to portay him as a “Nazi right winger” (the Nazi’s were left wing) because of some inivitation to visit a US field Commander in Bavaria which he didn’t even accept but Schorr reported that he did. And the invitation anyway had nothing to do with the German right wing or Nazis or anything of the like.

    I guess in ’64 the country was brimming with LIVs that swallowed anything from the network news shoes and the rest is history.

    This is the POS garbage scumbag left wing Commie democracy subverting movement that Chunk has elected to be a part of. Back in the day when he flirted with honesty he butted heads with the fuckers at CBS, calling them on fake documents. But those days are gone. Now they go together like peas and carrots.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/jeffrey-lord/2014/06/21/cbs-s-bob-schieffer-notes-landslide-1964-election-avoids-role-cbs-played