Charles laughs at the Iraq situation

With Iraq now turning into a battle ground between the militant Sunni group the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham and Iranian backed Shia militias, Charles makes fun of this situation.

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Charles really needs some lessons in humor.

CarolJ is claims that Iran is liberal and a rational actor.

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Iran is so liberal and rational, they hang Gays.

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103 Comments on “Charles laughs at the Iraq situation”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    It was never about supporting or defending the Iraqi people.

    The fact is they’d let 10s of thousands of civilians be slaughtered to make a point.

  2. Juan Epstein says:

    SURGEGAHZI.

  3. Arachne says:

    Oh, so I guess Fatass was duped on the surge, too.
    BTW, why should anyone listen to a guy who is so easily fooled?

  4. Arachne says:

    The fact that this idiot Lizard Moron believes that Iran is not out to de-stabilize the Middle East proves once again that Fatass as a shitload of followers with Winter room temperature IQs.

    Oh, and BTW batshit crazy lizard loon, all those countries you mentioned are terrified of a nuclear IRAN, much more so than they worried about a nuclear ISRAEL.

  5. Because "we" are simple? says:

    • Octopus says:

      Not to mention, you tweeted the exact same spam yesterday. Are you that simple, Chunky? Or did the picture of Elmo remind you of how Pam’s face looked, when you clumsily asked her out? Never forget that cruel laughter either, I’ll bet. 😦

    • dwells38 says:

      Because shit’s funny Chunky McDhimmwhit. Don’t you have more pressing questions? Such as “Why does no one come to my website anymore except a handful of losers with mediocre IQs?”

      • Octopus says:

        When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
        “I have an idea, boss,” his chauffeur said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
        When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur’s cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

        Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”

        http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/27ym25/what_is_the_most_intelligent_but_yet_funniest/

        Some other good ones here, with a bit of smarts to them. Gus, don’t bother. Chunky, send Elmo.

      • dwells38 says:

        Goot one!
        😆

    • Doppel milyo says:

      Chuckles

      I have an oh-so-simple answer as to why we laugh.

      you

  6. Because one more says:

  7. Juan Epstein says:

    Abu Bakr al Baghdahzi.

    Who let the dog out?

    Velcro or zipper? Velcro or zipper? Velcro or zipper? Velcro or zipper? Velcro or zipper?

  8. Octopus says:

    Vitally important velcro post in moderation!

  9. dwells38 says:

    Hey Chunky McWhap!Cheeks. Fun mocking the surge, eh? Here’s your slapdown sandwich with a side of butthurt potatoes which you can enjoy vicariously through this Huffpo pinhead libturd “reporter”. At least he leaves his house.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      to the last little pinhead let me translate what McCain actually said

      STUF sissyboy

      I can imagine Obdicut every bit the pathetic twat this little twerp is. full of false bravado up front and then folds like a fucking cheap lawnchair when met with any amount of force

  10. dwells38 says:

    Hey Chunky here’s the real question and it has a simple answer:

    A Not-So-Simple Question: Why Do They Laugh? lgf.bz/1nzws7O—
    Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) June 13, 2014

  11. trebob says:

    Holy smoke! They found out that we tea partiers are behind the insurgence in Iraq. Heavens, all those secret plans down the drain. Has anyone notified the Koch Brothers yet?

  12. Octopus says:

    How shit-for-brains do you have to be, to be tweeting the fully-discredited Mann’s nonsense today?

    A: McDumbth

  13. Because that's what the garage owner said says:

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    Malevolent?

    Pappa Shmear shmearing again.

    Hates Mormons, Malaysians and Iraqis.

    Velcro or Zipper?

  15. Octopus says:

    http://freebeacon.com/national-security/blame-obama-first/

    The buck stops here. “Buck” is a racist term for black men, going back to slavery days. Anyone blaming Obungle for anything is racist. By definition.

  16. Doppel milyo says:

    Benghazi boogaloo. yuk yuk !

    Iraqi scum terrorist released by Obama in 2009 from gitmo beheading thousands and making the deaths of 4000 Americans seem worthless. .. hahahaha. just another surge, his man Obama said wouldn’t work when he was a senator

    all of these dead Americans are really funny, right Charles? It’s not a fucking tragedy of epic earth stopping proportion than mass murder George Mengele Tiller getting killed, right? that was serious

    spit

  17. ISTE says:

    Best male singer ever!

    Jackie Chan

  18. Juan Epstein says:

    It’s kinda cute when he flirts on twitter.

    Pics a bit old though.

    Chuckahzi.

    V or Z?

  19. ISTE says:

    If I was Chinese the one I love and I would sound like this..

    Beautiful.

    • KGB says:

      Jackie Chan’s a shameless CCP shill, pure scum. Fuck him.

      • Because says:

        Concealed Carry Permit?

      • Octopus says:

        I haven’t heard much about the guy since he called the USA “the most corrupt country on Earth,” last year. This was while he was exhorting the Chinese to support their rulers, who are generally agreed to be the most corrupt politicians in the world…unless you’re counting Putin, and a couple of African warlords. 😆

        As for his singing, well…he’s no Tarja Turunen.

  20. Because General Goose has spoken says:

  21. Octopus says:

    The Democrats are blaming Obama, Fatass. The friggin’ Democrats.

    It’s too late to circle the wagons. Look for some tall grass to hide in. Very tall, so your fat ass doesn’t stick out.

  22. Juan Epstein says:

    Obamagahzi!!

  23. livefreeor die says:

    Wow, I didn’t realize Bush was STILL President! Glad the LGF morons clarified that.

  24. Octopus says:

    Yay, Kings! Took two OT’s, but they finally got the winner past Lunkfish. A fantastic run to their second Cup in three years. Very impressive.

    And now I can concentrate fully on the World Cup, in Brazil. Heheh…no. I’ll enjoy a nice nap, instead. 🙂

  25. Octopus says:

    Maybe he’ll let you touch the hem of his raiment, Chunky. Wouldn’t that be something?

  26. Juan Epstein says:

    I’m pretty much convinced…

    Pretty sure most…..

    Maybe Gud is his sockahzi.

    • rightymouse says:

      That thought has occurred to me as well. O_o

    • trebob says:

      Yeah, the synergy and phrasing of Gus’ tweets recently has gotten me thinking that too. There have been several times over the last few weeks where one of Gus’ inane tweets makes you think, Charles.

  27. Octopus says:

    This quote in an article about a serial plagiarist and Leftist-darling reminded me of a certain porcine fabulist:

    Plutarch said that little details reveal the character of the man. If Hedges was found in a small matter to have further compounded his dishonesty, it makes you wonder about more important matters.”

    It’s a very good article, about a person with no integrity whatsoever. Again, like a certain Porky Icarus, who only lies on days ending in “y.”

    http://www.newrepublic.com/article/118114/chris-hedges-pulitzer-winner-lefty-hero-plagiarist

  28. Doppel milyo says:

    Funny. Looking at the hanging photos it appears the sharia police look a lot like the leather fetish lads in the Castro district

    But of course there are no gays in Iran
    /

  29. Doppel milyo says:

    Has Charles weighed in on Lois lerners 2 years of missing email

    Cuz chuck
    Be
    A
    Computer expert
    And that milyo

    Waiting for his excuse justifying the unjustifiable

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky-Poo knows about the Memory Hole Method of file storage, that whole 1984 milyo. He might even have Lerner’s emails tucked up behind his pannus, or jammed deep into his bellybutton. Or somewhere else, even more…mysterious. 😯

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I know I’m just a lowly civilian in the tech wars, but aren’t e-mails usually stored on a main server somewhere? Not just on one’s own computer. I can’t think of an e-mail I’ve ever had where I couldn’t get to them independent of my own computer.

  30. Octopus says:

    http://hillarytownhall.tumblr.com/

    Pro-jihad newshag Amanpour is going to lob softballs at Shrillary, and you get to suggest questions. Can anyone think of any good ones? Mine all revolve around Benghazi, and would never make the air due to being mostly expletives.

    I was thinking, you might be able to get her to back-stab Fauxcahontas, with a cleverly-worded query. More coffee, please.

    • dwells38 says:

      Expect questions like:

      Why was your husband such a fantastically great President?
      As the greatest living former female Sec of State, how do you balance family, duty and fabulousness?
      What makes you so qualified for….well….everything?
      You’ve talked about equality for all as one of your great passions. But how can you reach out to the other side that has no such values? Is there any common ground?

      • Juan Epstein says:

        She shamed Clinton into bombing passenger trains.

      • trebob says:

        Ms. Clinton, is it true that when you break wind it smells like roses?

      • rightymouse says:

        Missus Clinton, can you tell us if Huma is better in the sack than Bill? NOW and the LGBT community want to know.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Mrs. Clinton, may I refer to you as “Hill”? Yes, well, when you ultimately break that last and greatest glass ceiling, do you think it will be an inspiration to other women to become presidents of their own countries?

    • Because says:

      How poor were you?

  31. Because you heard it here first says:

    New waddling orders for the day: explain to the technically ignorant masses why data from the IRS hard drive can’t be recovered using any known technology.

  32. Because says:

    In lieu of nekked yoga, this morning we have a most excellent science lecture. Everybody snuggle up with a fridge, and learn:

  33. Juan Epstein says:

    It’s Flag Day.

    The Big C hunkering down in the bunker with survivalist food packs.

  34. rightymouse says:

    Wow. Such a brainy and well thought-out tweet. Not. Putz.

  35. rightymouse says:

    ‘Cause I need to check my IP decoder ring.

  36. JimboXL says:

    Do Dims even show up and vote in primaries? I don’t see any reason to, unless they just want to select the more voracious anti-Israel candidate, beyond that I can’t conceive of any differences between Dim candidates since their policies aren’t even grounded in any known reality.

  37. Liz_Ardoid says:

    Hmmmmm….

    lgf article 7776:

    Clueless Peace Creeps are Starting Again

    Charles Johnson
    8/09/03 5:18:16 pm • Views: 329

    Medea Benjamin and her peace creep cronies are at it again, blocking traffic in San Francisco: Protesters demand U.S. withdrawal from Iraq. (Hat tip: ralph.)

    Imagine, if you will, the chaos, violence and murder that would ensue in Iraq if these “pacifist” Einsteins got their way.

    • Octopus says:

      Now he’s calling Bush a criminal, after defending his every utterance and move for 8 years. That’s beyond, “misled.” That’s a mental breakdown, one way or another. Not a surprise to anyone here, but still, the cognitive dissonance is startling.

    • Because says:

      Haliburtongazi.

  38. rightymouse says:

    What?? No back-up drives? To Laff. LOL!

    • Because says:

      Donkey shit. Now he’s just being pathetic.

    • Because says:

      Yes, Chucklehead. Hard disk failures are a common occurrence. Know what else are common occurrences?

      1. Backups.
      2. Backups to a central server with RAID.
      3. Paper copies.
      4. Disk recovery.
      5. Desktop machines with RAID 1 (like mine).

      And if a high-powered official like that didn’t have a RAID mirror on her desktop machine, why not? I have two older machines, and both have RAID 1.

      Somebody needs to answer that. If Issa doesn’t go after this like a Rottweiler who hasn’t eaten in two weeks going after a steak, he needs to be primaried.

    • KGB says:

      First it was a menu board posing as a computer. Now it’s government computers without a lick of backup. Yep, our Chunky, a real man of digital genius.

      Mouse-ka-mania!

      • Because says:

        Even if there is no explicit “backup”, the IRS is using POP email???

        Right. Yeah. Uh-huh.

  39. Liz_Ardoid says:

  40. Because says:

    Askimet is sucking again.

  41. Because as a matter of fact... says: