NSA hacks Charles Johnson’s webcam


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97 Comments on “NSA hacks Charles Johnson’s webcam”

  1. ISTE says:

    Why did someone stick Charles Johnson’s head on my body?


    • ISTE says:

      Oh for anyone even slightly interested I have a new fitness plan.

      Every time I get out of my chair in front of the computer for any reason I do at least 10 sit ups.

      That was great for the first three times, on the forth time I got a 5 gallon bucket with ice and a 30 pack to my left side, an empty 5 gallon bucket between my legs, and a big sack of snacks and the microwave on my desk.

      If I carefully watch my fiber intake I should be down to ten sit ups every three days when I get out of my chair to take a shit.

      Life is good.

  2. Because says:

    Not fat enough. Or effeminate.

  3. Because Onesies says:

  4. Octopus says:

    It’s heartening to see Chunky up and moving, trying to get back in shape. Good job, Porky Icarus!

    As for his mindless tweeting about the soldier, does the idiot realize the deserter’s whole platoon, including the leader, and numerous intel reports confirm that Bergdahl snuck out in the night through concertina wire? Are you really that stupid and dishonest, Fatass? That’s a rhetorical question. No need to tax yourself unduly, trying to come up with an answer.

  5. windbag says:

    If they have time for that, what more evidence does anyone need that the government is too big and out of control?

  6. DudeBro says:

    Kragar thinks the Taliban existed while Reagan was President! Is there anybody at the swamp that has a clue?

    • trebob says:

      Reagan out of office in 1989, Taliban not formed until early ’90s and not in power until 1996. So, either the left is so desperate they will say anything or they are such a bunch of racist hacks, they think anyone wearing a turban is Taliban.

      I just can’t even.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      They all look the same to bigots.

    • rightymouse says:

      PERFECT, Trebob!! 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        That was supposed to go under TreBob’s tweet. 😳

      • Octopus says:

        Desperate, they are. Ignorant, too.

        Who would have guessed Chunky and Kragar were such a couple of dim-witted losers, back in 2004? Well…their ex-wives, probably.

    • Bunk X says:

      “These are pro American muslims, later called the ‘northern allience’ after the Muhjahadeen fell apart. They were split into two groups “Taliban and Northen Allience”. Today the Northern Allience is the Afghan government. And no, Mohammed Omar is not in this video. I’m getting sick and tiered of these uneducated extremist conspiracists who always kiss the behind of that mental patient (Alex Jones).”

      Comment on this Utoobage:

  7. Juan Epstein says:

    No more 1 word “Bengahzi” tweets from Grand Pappy Shmear?

  8. Because now Obama's a battered woman says:

    • Octopus says:

      Wtf is the idiot babbling about? 😆

      • rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        Oh, I see. Well, we got a little drunky last night, and he wouldn’t shut up. His voice is so annoying! We may have slapped him, once or twice. Locked him in the cellar. We should probably let him out now. 😳

  9. Octopus says:

    Empowering our women, one lunge at a time

    Behind every successful man, is a strong woman. Doing Crossfit, and making him feel like a schlub for sitting on the couch watching sports. So he joins her one Saturday morn, and finds he likes the gym just fine. This is what he sees. Go to the gym!

    • Juan Epstein says:

      • rightymouse says:

        That made me hurt all over. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Because says:

        Good way to end up in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

      • Octopus says:

        That was awesome!!! 😆

        I don’t know why half the country isn’t para- or quadriplegic by now, given what I’ve seen in Fail-videos on Youtube, and shows like Ridiculousness on MTV. Such stupidity. There is absolutely no need to put yourself in danger like that, when you’re working out.

    • rightymouse says:

      When do they find time to take their kids to the zoo or make meals for their families?? O_o

      • Octopus says:

        The families must fend for themselves, ‘Mouse. Toughens them up, too. 🙂

        But seriously, you can do plenty of weightlifting in 30 mins, 3-4 times a week. Cuts into your TV and drinking time, but you can fit it in, if you want to stay strong and ward off muscle atrophy, osteoporosis and looking like Chunky McDumbth.

      • rightymouse says:

        With my luck, I’d break a hip or knock out some teeth. 🙄

      • Octopus says:

        That reminds me of my sis-in-law, not the moonbatty one, but the one who runs marathons. She decided to take some of the pounding out of her workouts by getting a good treadmill, on which she was putting about 40 miles a week. A few weeks ago she took a tumble off the thing, and she’s still recovering — massive bruising down one side, and a bad cut on her hand.

        I’ve had some close calls on my treadmill, too, especially when I’m watching hockey or football and my body jumps into the play involuntarily. Easy, boy!

      • Because says:

        That’s why they call those safety cutoff lanyards “dead man” switches. You’re supposed to use them.

      • Octopus says:

        I never use that thing, Because. I don’t know why. Might have a death-wish or something.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      When they get their heads caught under the barbells, yikes!

    • Kurt says:

      Charles this is for you

  10. Octopus says:

    Wow, Dave. Keepin’ it real, today. 😯

  11. Octopus says:

    Mark Steyn will not rest, until he has Michael Mann on the stand in court. 😆

    Also, it’s been 17 years and 9 months since any warming occurred, which means that this year’s graduating high school class have lived their entire lives without feeling any warmening. Amazing, eh?


    • Because says:

      “If you feel an urge to put a pneumatic drill through your ear rather than sit through another sentence like that, you’d be surprised at how many apparently sane people find this bollocks endlessly fascinating.”

      And climate science, too.

  12. Octopus says:

    It’s like he’s reliving his glory daze, when he was banning everyone from his blog. What a putz! 😆

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  14. rightymouse says:

    L8r, H8rs. The flower beds are screaming for attention. **sigh**

  15. Because put the mt. dew down says:

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  17. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      We’ve all come a long way in ten years, haven’t we?

      We were so misled, back in the bad old days.

    • Kurt's honor and destinkshun says:

      susue rice says bergdahl served with honor and distinction simply because he wore the uniform during war time

      would somebody please ask her if this meand Lyndie Englund served with honor and distinction too?

    • Kurt's tweeter says:

      if charles ever had something with 454 retweets, he would tweet and then retweet 5 more tweets about his famous tweet

  18. Juan Epstein says:

  19. Bunk X says:


    • trebob says:

      Charles is too vain to not delete that one. Once he figures out how to delete tweets that is.

    • Kurt's thetan says:

      Ethnetics is the book written by the mexican scientologist, L. Pablo Hubbard

      • OLT's Hur Dur Republicans R Dumb Yup Yup Yup says:

        YES! Millions of nanoseconds ago, the evil spaced emperor Oblahblah flushed a country down a volcano of debt and moronic foreign policy fuck-ups.

    • OLT's Hur Dur Republicans R Dumb Yup Yup Yup says:

      Ethnically authentic?

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Go home, Big C. You’re drunk.

      Who am I kidding? He is home.

  20. Bunk X says:


  21. Juan Epstein says:


    Not talking about you.

    Not because of the dissent thing.

    Because of the elite thing.

    • Because 10 GOTO 10 says:

      C’nom. Chunk’s a l33t haxxor. Even Barrett Brown is afeared of him and his mad l33t cyber skillz.

  22. Bunk X says:

    What a gullible dumbass.

    181 darthstar Jun 6, 2014 9:52:45pm
    Holy crap…Charles Manson just got paroled. He’s 79 and in poor health…I don’t think he’ll be launching any more crime waves.

  23. Bunk X says:

    386 Gus Jun 7, 2014 10:57:00am
    re: #383 jaunte

    “I said something that people forgot almost immediately, while they absorbed the message from the pictures.”

    It’s like an architect blaming the draftsman.

    Doesn’t matter what they’re talking about, but Gus’ reaction is interesting. An Architect takes the heat for the draftsman’s f-ups, then cranks on the draftsman for it. It’s true of any business, except in GusWorld.