Gus_802 Sets Twitter/Comment Record(?) Then Blows Chunks All Day

Mr. Prolific may have set a new record in manic Tweeting and commenting on Little Green Footballs. Y’all know who we’re talmbout. Gus. Gus_802. THE GUS.

THE GUS who spills his life story on LGF and Twitter, who supplanted Sharmuta, Irish Rose, LVQ and Kilgore Trout. The guy who was evicted from his apartment in San Diego, moved in with his sister in Los Angeles. The guy whose sister threw him out of her place, and who complained that his family wouldn’t give him any money. The guy who moved to Denver and complained that his roommate put up visqueen between his side of the hovel and the other because Gus wasn’t chipping in for the heating bills. The guy who turned down legitimate job offers by yours truly and others.

THAT GUS. Hell, we even have a category for him. @Gus_802.

So back to the topic. Here’s an unemployed guy sitting around in a slum pad in Denver feeling sorry for himself, turning down legitimate job offers and bitching about his lot in life, so The Boiler Room Crew took a peek.

(Yeah, we stalked Gus_802 for 12 hours, but it only took us 20 minutes.)

Before we get to the meat of this post, here’s a fun challenge. Guess how much time Gus_802 spent tweeting and commenting on Little Green Footballs in this 12-hour period.  Better yet, guess his posting frequency. Even better, guess how many comments and tweets Gus_802 cranked out in a mere 12 hours. Take your time, give it your best shot. The answer is below the break.

From 8AM to 8PM Tuesday 3 June 2014, Gus_802 jammed over 250 Tweets and ReTweets and posted an additional 100 comments on the main threads of Little Green Footballs. That’s an stunningly manic rate of 350 comments in 720 minutes, or about one comment every two minutes on average!

Here’s an all-purpose visual for your cutting and pasting pleasure:

140603 GUS802 12 HOURS

Oh, and Gus goes to bed at midnight, gets up at 8AM. His waking hours are not spent looking for work, but for stroking and waiting for a pat on the head from His Master Charles Johnson. “Sycophant” doesn’t describe Gus_802, but “Toady” and “Lickspittle” does.

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98 Comments on “Gus_802 Sets Twitter/Comment Record(?) Then Blows Chunks All Day”

  1. trebob says:

    “blows Chunks all day”

    :). very clever

    • Doppel milyo says:

      times is hard for Gus, the only way he can get something warm in his stomach is giving hummers

  2. Pakimon says:

    I do as well.

    Watching Chunky double then triple down on stupid right before it blows up in his face always makes me laugh.

    The best part is watching him flail wildly like a fat kid being attacked by a swarm of angry bees when it inevitably becomes clear that Chunky got it wrong…again. 😆

  3. rain of lead says:

    someone needs to tweet this to chucky….just to jab him in the ass

    Antarctic Sea Ice Continues To Blow Away Records
    http://notalotofpeopleknowthat.wordpress.com/2014/06/04/antarctic-sea-ice-continues-to-blow-away-records/

    Antarctic sea ice has set a new record for May, with extent at the highest level since measurements began in 1979. At the end of the month, it expanded to 12.965 million sq km, beating the previous record of 12.722 million sq km set in 2010. This year’s figure is 10.3% above the 1981-2010 climatological average of 11.749 million sq km.

    The lowest extent on record was 10.208 million sq km in 1986.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s ironclad-proof that the Warmening is upon us. That much ice isn’t normal! It’s disrupting the normal flow of the oceans, and forcing the heat that is hiding down there to go even deeper. Eventually, the sneaky-heat is going to warm up some long-dormant race of giant carnivorous amphibians, and they’ll come looking for food and revenge.

    • Because says:

      But west Antarctica!!!!!!!

  4. Juan Epstein says:

    The Big C. The umpire of the internet, gets it wrong again.

    • OLT's Nuking Fish In A Barrel says:

      Thanks, I went over there and upset a Libturd in the comments section. Not really difficult, of course.

  5. mrpaulrevere says:

    A question for Gus: Can you buy a sack of groceries because you were linked @ Gawker? Can you pay the rent with e-fame?

  6. Doppel milyo says:

    Just saw a Spc. who served with Bergdahl on Fox and friends stating in no uncertain terms that HE AND HIS SQUADMATES WERE TOLD TO KEEP SILENT AND CONCEAL THAT BERGDAHL WAS A DESERTER

    WHISKEY
    TANGO
    FOXTROT

    This is huge. This is a cover up that makes Nixon look like a kid with a lemonade stand. People high up are going down over this.

    and the last person saying this weiner could really be his weiner in boxer shorts will be Charles Fuckface Johnson. Once again, the Obama loyalist. He is to Obama what gus is to him. A sad loyalist

    Charles is like the Japanese soldier stuck on that island for 50 years. the world has passed him by. the war is long since over, but he still thinks he’s fighting !

  7. Liz_Ardoid says:

    Maybe you can make a similar calculation from the moment he started tweeting in januari 2011?

    He’s made 120K tweets since then, that’s 120k/41 months = 2926 tweets/month = about 97 tweets/day = (with asuming 16 hours awake/day) 6 tweets/hour = 1 tweet every 12 minutes, every day, since januari 2011.

    How many LGF comments did he make in those 41 months, on top of those 120k tweets?

    Does he have a life at all outside twitter/LGF? 😯

  8. Because says:

    Red Bull and sterno make you crazy in the head.

  9. Because says:

    What you didn’t mention is that 80% of those tweets are RTs, and another 10% are goofy banalities like “over and out”. That leaves only 10% for direct Chunk fellatio. He’s only blowing Chunks 35 times a day.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      At least there’s somebody to talk to on twitter. The swamp is like sitting by yourself in a big empty room with a box of stale donuts so you can comment on the random person who walks by about how they didn’t ingratiate themselves properly before taking a donut, took the wrong donut, and how disgusting it is to watch them eat.

  10. Because says:

    There’s “blowing chunks”, and then there’s “blowing dead whale chunks”.

  11. Octopus says:

    Chunky woke up on the wrong side of history. Again.

    Tea Party Challenge in Mississippi G.O.P. Primary Goes to the Wire lgf.bz/1kKf5MG
    52 minutes ago
    John Oliver Net Neutrality Rant Crashes FCC Servers lgf.bz/1kKbnCQ
    1 hour ago
    Obama Urges Putin to Make Choice Over Ukraine lgf.bz/1kKbY7n
    1 hour ago
    9th Circuit Enjoins Abortion Drug Law lgf.bz/1kKhJ54
    1 hour ago

  12. Octopus says:

    Another graphic representation of the latest nontroversy — I like the way they sputter along, at first, before the real show begins. 😆

  13. rightymouse says:

    “Nancy Boy”? LOLOL! Yep. That’s you, Fatso. 🙂

  14. Because olo says:

  15. Because what? says:

  16. Because ICYMI says:

    Time to renew your vows, Chunk. You know you want to. And just think of how many tweets you can fart out.

  17. Because take that, Mad Magazine. says:

  18. Juan Epstein says:

    Still amazed that he tried to pass off his “reminds me of swift boating” comment as an original thought.

  19. Because says:

    • OLT's Nuking Fish In A Barrel says:

      I think it’s cute that they have each other.

    • Arachne says:

      At least it’s not over the bodies of 20 dead schoolchildren the way Democrats did, asshole.

    • OLT's As Always, Free Obama With Every Trade says:

      Since the Mexicans rejected my trade, I am offering 20 MILLION illegal aliens to the Tolly-bahn for the two idjits noted in the story above, plus their poor child.

      Accept my offer NOW, or each day I will add one US Senator and one US Congressperson to the group. First up, “Unconfirmed Pederast” Harry Reid and “Read My Botoxed Lips, Not That Bill” Nancy Pelosi.

      I suggest you asswipes accept before I send you Hank “So Fucking Stupid” Johnson and the whole shitpile you call Afghanistan tumps over. Piss me off and you get Sheila “Must I Die” Jackson Lee.

      Personally, I would rather be nuked. Start thinking.

      • Because says:

        And if you call in the next 5 minutes, we will throw in a FREE ‘Baghdad” Jim McDermott. CALL NOW, and we’ll even toss in a TOTALLY FREE Barbara ‘box of rocks’ Boxer!

        Operators are standing by.

  20. Pakimon says:

    I see Chunkles is ramping up the petulant sniveling on Twitter today.

    Those mean ol’ bullying right-wingers just won’t stop picking on him. 😆

  21. Doppel milyo says:

    Gus, Charles, Kragar , Obdicut and Jimmy from Lubbock as another meme implodes

    • Octopus says:

      Those guys were rocking so hard! Love that bit.

      I just wish the hound had thrown in a holler or two, instead of just laying there smiling. 🙂

  22. Octopus says:

    I must be watching too much “Fargo,” like Chunky, because all I can think to say about Gus’s “hilarious” tweets is, “Aw, Jeez…” 🙄

    • Because says:

      The second one is true, but not for the reason he thinks.

    • OLT's Gus Is O-Fer-All says:

      They are more dangerous than Bin Laden, dumbass. Bin Laden is dead.

      Cold War is over. Bzzzt. We’re back to hot. Thanks, Obama!

      Plague? What plague? Do you mean that rash on your ass? That’s dishwashing detergent.

      And Climate Change (do you mean Anthropogenic Global Warming?) is bullshit.

  23. Octopus says:

    Everyone should read that article, by Ralph Peters. Who used to have a regular spot on LGF for 8 years, it should be noted.

  24. Octopus says:

    MSNBC interviewed the wrong guy, if they were looking to run interference (and they were):
    http://www.msnbc.com/newsnation/watch/marine-discusses-serving-with-bergdahl-273529923673

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      It’s fascinating and troubling the Administration line, that WE NEED TO HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY.

      the facts are plain. He walked off. He deserted

      something tells me he’s a dead man walking. He’s gonna commit ” suicide”

  25. Octopus says:

    http://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2014/06/04/why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why/?singlepage=true

    Stephen Green is confused, as are a lot of people. I’m sticking with the “He needed a distraction”-theory, myself. Unicorn and his libturd suck-ups were just too dumb and incompetent to realize what a hornet’s nest they’d be sticking their weiners into, with this idiotic move.

    On the other hand, hardly anyone’s talking about the VA scandal anymore. Cazart!

  26. Because Oy Vey says:

    • OLT's You Are Really That Stupid! says:

      Like everyone who survived Benghazi, and (until they just did it) Bergdahl’s fellow soldiers!

    • Bunk X says:

      Like that guy who got his head beaten to a pulp by a child in Florida and defended himself.

  27. Because c'mon, think hard says:

  28. OLT's Mistah Kurz - He Dead says:

    Bin Laden is as dangerous (and as dead) as Stalker Charles’ blog.

  29. rightymouse says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The “right”? LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. JimboXL says:

    The soldiers are saying he was a deserter lol, but let’s go ahead and listen to the keyboard warriors at LGF who don their virtual gear and get their virtual boots dusty every day in the virtual desert fight virtual threats.

    Obomber’s decisions RARELY benefit America or Americans and if one does, then it is by accident, so of course I always assume the opposite of what he or his goons say, so when this happened I knew it was BS from the start.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Hole E Fuck.

      Even when the swamp was Breviktown, Bush was criticized about a lot of shit.

      maybe it’s the same affliction that struck Gore when he was so sure he won, only, well…you know.