Charles Johnson: “Ten years ago I was an ass”

Charles makes a very truthful statement in one of his I was wrong at the time diatribes.

Ten Years

Charles, you may have been an ass 10 years ago, but you are an even bigger ass now.

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102 Comments on “Charles Johnson: “Ten years ago I was an ass””

  1. Macker says:

    Well….literally…that is the Truth, is it not? 😎

  2. KGB says:

    What evidence is there that he had any qualms about the Swiftboat veterans? When did he post anything on LFG that said, “hey, maybe we should dial this down”? Good lord, what a god damn liar this man is — as shameless as his lord and savior BHO.

    And please provide us with evidence that you didn’t fall for it (sic) as much as “most right wing bloggers”. What a stupid statement to make. As if you, the man who fudges every metric associated with your smoking husk of a blog, the man who treats as gospel the most egregiously absurd statistics about global warming, are qualified to make that calculation.

  3. OLT's Sweet Jesus, You ARE An Ass, Aren't You? says:

    Yes, only go with the left-wing smear campaigns.

    How high does that knee go when it jerks? What’s the effect on your pannus?

  4. Because says:

    Repent! The end is bare!

  5. Because says:

    • Doppel milyo says:

      “just noticed”

      cough bullshit cough

      this fat insecure fucker checks his stats every 10 minutes. he sees every new follower in real time especially since 3/4 of them are new socks he’s just created

      liar

  6. Because says:

    OT – looks like Dowd is no longer a virgin, at least regarding cannabis.

  7. kbdabear says:

    Does Chucky supply them with a handbook linked to his site telling his followers how they must behave lest they be Blocked and Reported by The Great Green Cheetoh?

  8. Octopus says:

    Nobody, but nobody, was more persistent and aggressive with character-attacks on Kerry during his ill-fated presidential campaign, than Dear Fatass. He worked the Swift Boat Vets into a lot of posts, too. He’s trying to minimize his contribution now, but don’t be misled. He was leading the charge.

    Btw, the charge needed to be led. Kerry was and is a fraud and a charlatan, a political hack whose military service was nearly as sketchy as Bergdahl’s. He didn’t desert, but he got Purple Hearts for ridiculously minor injuries, and got the hell out of Vietnam very quickly. Then he went on a roadshow campaign attacking our mission, and accusing American soldiers of worse things than Bergdahl ever said about his comrades. Pretended to throw his medals over the White House fence, later said he just threw the ribbons, actually the whole thing was a farce designed to curry favor with the antiwar-Left. It worked, too.

    • Because says:

      With rich antiwar leftist bitches.

      Worked like Superfly.

    • dwells38 says:

      And after that it was just a bunch of glad handing, fake Kennedy accenting and marrying of rich broads that made a D student a self made man! The kind of asswipe known for cutting in line at Massechussets movie theaters and restaurants while throwing back taunts of “Don’t you know who I am???” The kind of self assured prig that would utter stupidity like “I was for it before I was against it!”

  9. kbdabear says:

    8850 followers as of this writing. Only 34K more and he’ll catch up to Pammy

  10. Octopus says:

    His ass was MUCH smaller back then, than it is now. Along with everything else…except the blog. That’s a weird shadow of its robust former self. Funny how being a backstabbing bitchwad didn’t endear you to the world, Chunky.

  11. kbdabear says:

    Air’s gettin’ pretty thin up here!

  12. kbdabear says:

    Chunky tells us he loves all black people

    They don’t seem to love him back. I wonder why that is

  13. dwells38 says:

    So I know he split his pants with the right. But…when was the big epiphany about the Swiftboat vets who served with Kerry and watched him turn a finger scratch into a war wound and run off after 3 months when he could’ve continued to fight? If Chunky McFatFarter had an epiphany about the Swiftboater’s story when was it? I guess I missed it? Oh right, never mind.

  14. Because says:

    “Ten years ago I was an ass, but now I own the Donkey Show.”

    Yes, Chunk, you DID build that.

  15. Juan Epstein says:

    Brevik.

  16. Octopus says:

    No celebration?! For the deserter we traded five top Taliban terrorists for? This is an outrage! 😡

  17. Octopus says:

    Because it’s yet another lie, Fatass. He was in great shape. I know he appears emaciated to you, but that’s the result of a healthy, halal diet and lots of regular exercise. There is absolutely nothing wrong with him, physically. You, on the other hand…

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/06/video-shows-bowe-bergdahl-handover-to-us-in-afghanistan/

    • dwells38 says:

      Ok then what’s wrong with Bergdahl? “Poor health” sounds a little like “That’s our fucking story now, STFU!!”

      • Octopus says:

        Still getting that creepy “Homeland”-vibe from this character. Probably nothing, but we’ll see.

  18. Octopus says:

    Kings refuse to lose. Team of destiny.

  19. Bunk X says:

    So Charles Johnson claims he was an ass in 2004. What about ’05 through ’14?

    Same o’ same o’
    Penis Penis Lolo.

  20. Octopus says:

    How special it is, when a deserter who hates his country is traded for five top terrorists. ThankyouthankyouTHANKYOU!!1!

  21. Octopus says:

    About. Getting. A. Job. I’m. A. Bum.

      • Octopus says:

        Every single one of them? All out to mislead our boy?

        There must have been some duplication of the duping. Either that, or he’s a bigger dupa than we ever realized.

    • PeteP says:

      If he had “qualms” with the Switftboat issue, why did he go along with it?
      IIRC, he had post after post after post on Kerry and swiftboat campaign. It doesn’t sound at all like someone who had any qualms with it. He fully believed it. He’s lying again. He’s flip flopping just as he did with the Obama birth certificate issue.

      • Octopus says:

        He didn’t just go along with it. He was probably the leading proponent of it, given his position in the conservative blogosphere at the time. He was all about it.

  22. Octopus says:

    Can’t even what, Chunky? Oh, I know. You can’t even believe that Chris Matthews said essentially the exact same thing, on MSNBC in front of dozens of viewers nationwide. It’s unbelievable, I know. 😯

    http://www.businessinsider.com/chris-matthews-bergdahl-nasty-deal-2014-6

    “A nasty deal driven by our enemies.” Wow. Et tu, Tingle?

    • Bunk X says:

      The sheer in your face…

    • Doppel milyo says:

      waiting for Icarus to label Mr Tingles , a wingnut

      go ahead Charles. he’s crossed the line. the Koch brothers’ check obviously cleared

      • Octopus says:

        Isn’t it odd, the way EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD who disagrees with Fatass gets a new label? E.g., conservatives suddenly became insane, racist wingnuts who hate science. Young liberals concerned about the NSA’s overstepping became Libertarians and dudebros. Dowd, Matthews, MSNBC and Mad Magazine became Limbaugh-level wingnuts. It goes on and on.

        It’s like the old line about the person who’s been divorced six times — at a certain point, you have to start wondering if it’s you.

        Hey, Chunky! It’s all you.

    • dwells38 says:

      Why doesn’t he ever finish the sentence “I can’t even…..”

      Here let me help Chunk.

      “……get off the couch”

  23. Pakimon says:

    Chunky was an ass ten years ago?

    As noted on this thread, he’s an even bigger ass now.

    But no worries, the sneaker of reality will find him and there may be a happy ending yet. 😆

  24. wtfhappenedtolgf says:

    Amazing he continues to plow full steam ahead with defending the terror swap deal even as it becomes a bigger and bigger fiasco by the hour.

  25. Juan Epstein says:

    Bergdazi Shmear.

  26. Octopus says:

    That Swiftboat post from 2004 really drew some blood. 😆

  27. Juan Epstein says:

    “My followers.”

  28. Doppel milyo says:

    Charles

    if you were so easily misled 10 years ago, what’s not to say you were actually correct then and aren’t just being misled now?

    #rumpswab

    • Octopus says:

      Then: Tens of thousands of daily readers
      Today: Garage Boy Gus and a couple of crazy Muslim converts

      I just don’t know which Chunky to believe. 😕

  29. HaikuMan says:

    Charles: “Ten years ago
    I was an ass” and nothing
    much has changed since then

  30. Doppel milyo says:

    this lady thinks she has the biggest ass.

    nope, that belongs to Icarus

  31. Doppel milyo says:

    This represents every Obama mishap.

    • Octopus says:

      Everything he touches turns to boom. 😯

      Wish there was an emoticon of a singed, blown-up face. On the other hand, I use too many emoticons as it is.

  32. Because says:

    Put this together with the other tweet about wanting to flounce all over again. This is it. This is his second “why I broke” self-criticism. He’s hoping for some twitter love, but he’ll be lucky to get some twitter penis penis penis lol.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      Like Bergdahl, Charles abandoned sanity and his country

      no wonder why he’s such a Bowe fan. In many ways they are the same asshole

  33. Because says:

  34. Because ok, let's talk about evidence, shall we? says:

  35. Because gimme some lefty twitter love here, dammit! says:

    • Arachne says:

      It’s the traitor’s OWN platoon that’s making this claim, Fartface. And you would think if he was their good combat buddy, they would be happy that President Putz traded for him.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Shmear.

  36. ChenZhen says:

    “Ten years ago I was an ass, and I was taken in by _____________.”

    For him it could be a daily feature, I suppose.

    Anyway, while I’ll give CJ some credit for a rare expression of self reflection, I noticed that he made the “ass” declariation in the increasingly private realm of the LGF comments section, instead of to the more historically ignorant (LGF-wise) band of casual twitter followers.

    C’mon Johnson, give your peeps a link or two back to the old days…

  37. dwells38 says:

    He was an internet ass at age 50. But at age 60 he’s a wizened soul of the progressive lying scumbag left.

    What a joke.

  38. Arachne says:

    How long, do you suppose, it will be before Barfy McGamester declares that the maybe the TANG memos were indeed “fake but accurate” and blame everyone else for duping him on his biggest claim to fame (appropriated from others) and smears Buckhead?

    • Because I can't even says:

      He’s already embraced the “fake but accurate” idea by embracing Mann’s “fake but accurate” hockey stick.

    • Captain Death says:

      Don’t give the fat fuck any ideas. Next he will claim that someone else did the throbbing memo.

  39. Captain Death says:

    Hi, I’m Charles Johnson and I am a butt hole.

  40. Because a stopped Nazi is right twice a day says:

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Makes sense.

      Soldier suicides up 2 fold since Obama.
      70% increase in casualties in A-stan under Obama. (Mainly because of the failed attempt to one-up Bushitler.)

      Mindless killing machines molded by a war manger.

      Trickles down, bro.

    • Octopus says:

      Those despicable rat-bastards. We’ve got a WH full of them, it seems. Sick-making.

  41. Doppel milyo says:

    Charles has always been an ass

    2004 – a smart ass
    2014 – a dumb ass

  42. Juan Epstein says:

    BREAKING: Officials: Congress not told of swap because Taliban threatened to kill Bergdahl if it leaked .
    12:45 PM – 5 Jun 2014

    Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaw!!

    SMH
    I can’t even.
    Bergdazi-bros is full effect.

  43. Juan Epstein says:

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/hillary-includes-picture-benghazi-caskets-book-montage_794366.html

    Get to work Gud.

    Let’s have another “Fundraising Off Bengahzi!!!” spaz attach.

  44. Juan Epstein says:

    Bowe Bergdahl Trade: Taliban Offer To Hand Over Captive U.S. Soldier For 5 Senior Operatives
    By KATHY GANNON and KAY JOHNSON 06/20/13 04:04 PM ET EDT

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/20/bowe-bergdahl-trade-taliban-guantanamo_n_3470457.html

    HuffPo?

    June, 2013??

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,

  45. Juan Epstein says:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/10/world/asia/pow-is-focus-of-talks-on-taliban-prisoner-swap.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&

    Parents of P.O.W. Reveal U.S. Talks on Taliban Swap
    By ELISABETH BUMILLER and MATTHEW ROSENBERG
    Published: May 9, 2012

    NYTimes?

    2012??

    You know that that means?

  46. Octopus says:

    Of course, they were NEVER going to kill him. They knew they had a sucker-fish on the hook, who was willing to hand over terrorists when the time was right. Just needed to get the excuses in line.

    If they were going to kill him, they’d have had him beheaded, dragged around the village, spit upon by the kids and danced to the tune of their ululating hags in a couple of days. That’s their usual m.o.

    Not to mention, he was actively collaborating with them. This is the bombshell that’s going to set Chunky’s fireworks-factory ablaze anew, in the coming days. Singed-face emoticon here.

  47. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      The dumbasses blaming the Right are so far off base, it’s hilarious. It’s the deserter’s own platoon and leaders, who called a spade a traitor. The Right is just dumbstruck at the incompetence-bordering-on-treason of trading five top Taliban terrorists for such a piece of shit. Most of the Left is even aghast, including the usually-reliable Palace Guards of the NYT, MSNBC and The Daily Beast.

      It’s a shitshow of grandiose proportion, Chunky. You’re in the fireworks-factory, sitting on a powder-keg with a tiny squirtgun. Run, Fatboy, Run!!1!