Charles Johnson, Basket Case

CJ on Bergdahl AWOL

Johnson is on the cutting edge here.

News media has interviewed those who served with Bergdahl, verified that he left his post, verified that he had no translator with him, verified that he had disagreements with his superiors in the US Military, verified that a search ensued for the missing man, verified that other US Military outposts in the region were put on notice to conduct searches, verified that several men in the search and rescue team were killed, verified that those five released from Guantanamo Bay were high-level Taliban terrorist operatives, verified that they would be supposedly prevented from traveling out of Qatar for about a year, and verified that Bergdahl’s father is an anti-American asshole.

Charles, have you been living under a rock?

CJ under-a-rock1

Given that you’re a ponytailed 61 year-old fat white guy with a 12th Grade education, which of the reports by CNN, WashPo, ABC,  FOX,  Rolling Stone and others are incorrect, Charles? Are you betting on a 100 to 1 swaybacked nag hoping to nail a perfecta for LGF, or are you pretending to be a contrarian in order to cosy up to the Kos Kids and the MediaMatters morons?

Charles, you’re a mess.


65 Comments on “Charles Johnson, Basket Case”

  1. Uh….it won’t exactly ‘come out’ if Bergdahl’s platoon-mates were supposed to sign a non-disclosure agreement

    • Octopus says:

      His platoon is so disgusted with him, and angry about the men who died searching for his deserting ass, they’re violating their non-disclosures to speak out. This is incredibly unusual, for soldiers who’ve been in combat together. Speaks volumes.

  2. DudeBro says:

    What is know for a fact is that 5 POS that were in leadership positions were traded away. Try spinning that turd into gold chuckles. Obama is officially the most incompetent president in the history of the USA.

  3. dwells38 says:

    Chunk doesn’t trust any smear cam

  4. Pakimon says:

    Uber internet sleuth Gus_802 has made a startling discovery!

    Funny how he doesn’t mention that his Ponytailed Messiah “co-started” PJ Media.

    • Pakimon says:

      Of course Kim Chunk-Cheeto must immediately take credit for this startling discovery!

      And crank up another round of “How Many Tweets Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Nontroversy”

      *sigh* Let’s find out.


    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles tightens his ownership of Gus’ scoop by “promoting it to the front page”

      and Two-hoo

    • Pakimon says:

      Screw you, you garage dwelling lackey! The Story is mine, not yours and you can’t do a damn thing about it!

      Now go get me another bag of Cheetos and don’t track any of your organic land mines that you stepped on into my living room!

      and Tha-ree

  5. Pakimon says:

    The story is all mine! Relevance and fame, here I come!

    and “foursies” (as rightymouse would say 😀 )

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunky is desperate to jump in front of this parade and turn it into a cash cow to supplement his “nutrition bar” supply. Will his lust for Cheetos ever abate?

      and five

  6. Pakimon says:

    It should be noted that in the story, it says “By any means necessary, including force” not “By any means necessary, including the release of 5 Gitmo detainees”.

    In fact, the title of the PJ Media story is “Supporters of POW Urging White House to Use Force if Necessary to Free Sergeant”.

    Of course back in January, nobody knew that Bergdahl was a traitorous, deserting fuckstick (allegedly) due to the administration keeping a tight lid on the details of his disappearance.

    Just another example of Gus being an imbecile and Kim Chunk-Cheeto being a disingenuous sniveling dickhead in search of the ever elusive blog traffic.

    • Octopus says:

      Yes, of course Fatass is lying about the PJ story. Well, technically he’s just cut-and-pasting GarageBoy’s lies, but they probably discussed how to spin this disaster, in sekrit emails between the garage and bunker.

      PJ Tatler is NOT encouraging anything, in the story. They are just reporting that the traitor’s father has a petition going, trying to get people behind this thing. Apparently it worked, at least enough to get the attention of the quislings at teh WH who needed a distraction. Sadly, for them, this distraction will only add to the heap of scandal burying what remains of this lame-ass lame-duck’s presiduncey.

      Here’s the petition that is the basis for Gus’s whopper:

      • Octopus says:

        Note: Repeating the lying tweet five times in a row is a desperate attempt to get his old employers at PJ to notice him. They won’t give him the satisfaction. Frankly, they’ve probably forgotten who he is by now.

      • Because at this point Chuckles Johnson... says:

        I’m sure Simon is well aware of who CJ is. He’s the webwiz who’s responsible for that site being unusable.

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, they probably curse his name occasionally, when the site is broken again. Unless they’ve had it redone from scratch, which is the likeliest scenario. In that case, he’s just an embarrassing associate from the distant past. We all have them, if we live long enough.

      • Because says:

        I assure you, the site still sucks, and so do all the little PJ sites, such as Instapundit. I can’t ever leave those tabs open. They just end up hogging the CPU. And I’ve got a pretty fast Linux box.

  7. HaikuMan says:

    Is Pope Catholic?
    Chuck still investigating.
    Won’t trust smear campaign.

    Chuck discovered where bears shit.
    Look at throbbing GIF!

  8. Juan Epstein says:


  9. Juan Epstein says:

    GHOST WRITER! Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrhggggggghhhhhhhhh.

    And what about Ed Schultz stealing my thunder???

    • Octopus says:

      It’s hilarious the way these lying liars (politicians) pretend to write these books, taking in huge money and paying the ghostwriters peanuts. Hilarious and despicable. See: Barack Obama — Two autobiographies before gaining national office

  10. Because says:

    >>> Charles, have you been living under a rock?

    No, he’s been living under some rolls.

  11. Because at this point Chuckles Johnson... says:

  12. Octopus says:

    You notice how he quit sending Stabby-Frank over to chat? Yeah, that wasn’t working out for him. Too much work, trying to remember the lies told previously. 😆

    Bro-Tip: Next time you create a character, take notes. It’s the first thing they teach you in Fiction Writing 101.

  13. Octopus says:

    Recall how yesterday Chunky was mum on the Bergdahl case? That’s because the waddling orders from MM had not come down. Well, they were up all night at Soros Central digging up ways to try and spin this catastrophic failure. Got the front page full of new angles, mostly aimed at trying to portray Fox News as hypocritical, and pointing to Republicans who supposedly played ball with the enemy, as the Unicorn Messiah has so disgustingly done.

    Nice work, folks. Hit bottom, keep digging! 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    WOW! He even got Garage Boy up before the crack of noon, to tweet endlessly about the subject. How funny!

    Bet he used that backing-up truck beeping alarm. Or maybe set fire to the garage, and the firehoses knocked him off the cot. 😆

    RT @RosieGray: the Republican strategists who arranged interviews for critics of Bergdahl are Ric Grenell’s firm…
    16 minutes ago
    RT @dvnix: Apparently, it being Tuesday doesn’t preclude people from being stupid. Pity.
    16 minutes ago
    RT @HouseHead78: @Gus_802 isn’t that the best? Don’t blame bush, it’s been 6 years, btw everything bad that happened under him was Clinton’…
    23 minutes ago
    RT @TPM: GOP strategists arranged interviews with angry members of Bergdahl’s platoon
    24 minutes ago
    RT @allanbrauer: Obama: We Consulted Congress About Possibility Of Prisoner Swap @TPM…
    25 minutes ago
    RT @WhiteHouse: “Regardless of the circumstances, we still get an American soldier back if he’s held in captivity. Period.” —Obama on Serge…
    25 minutes ago
    RT @GlennThrush: Wonder what endangered homeland more: prisoner swap or invading Muslim country based on fake intel resulting in tens of th…
    26 minutes ago
    “Stop bringing up George W. Bush! We all know that Osama bin Laden is Clinton’s fault!” Derp.
    27 minutes ago
    RT @NefariousNewt: I don’t know of Bergdahl’s innocence or guilt. But General Dempsey says he’s innocent until proven guilty & there will b…
    32 minutes ago
    “George W. Bush used signing statements to challenge about 1,200 provisions of 172 laws he signed.” — Washington Post
    35 minutes ago

  15. Octopus says:

    Not only is there going to be a full military investigation, but the Pentagon had already concluded the asswipe had deserted as far back as 2010. They didn’t want to risk any more lives trying to rescue the loser. Now, with the release of the five Taliban mucky-muzz, Americans all over the world are more at risk today.

    Good piece of presidentin’, Unicorn Messiah.

  16. windbag says:

    Chuckles doesn’t trust the smear campaign, but he trusts the junk science of global warming, whose advocates smear everyone who disagrees with them. What a discerning genius.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      however, Charles does trust the smear campaigns regarding

      N words hurled by tea party members ( still unverified despite million dollar challenge by AB)
      Pam Gellar etc etc etc
      Robert Spencer etc etc etc
      Trig Palin’s real mother
      Romney cut a kid’s hair in 1950
      Confederate General disguised as Army Air Cav. Sneaky teabaggers!
      Glenn Beck boiled a frog


  17. Juan Epstein says:

    Begdahzi sounds more and more like a lizard every moment.

    He flounced his US citizenship.

  18. Doppel milyo says:

    “Given that you’re a ponytailed 61 year-old fat white guy with a 12th Grade education, which of the reports by CNN, WashPo, ABC, FOX, Rolling Stone and others are incorrect, Charles? Are you betting on a 100 to 1 swaybacked nag hoping to nail a perfecta for LGF, or are you pretending to be a contrarian in order to cosy up to the Kos Kids and the MediaMatters morons?”

    Ladies and gentlemen , these are the finest words and these sorts of milyo ever written about this POS Icarus.

    golf claps and uptwinkies for everybody, barkeep!

  19. Because sterno and Mountain Dew says:

    • Octopus says:

      No, drink the water, Gus. You’re probably dehydrated from all the booze, and it’s making your joints hurt worse than usual. And then go get a job. 🙂

  20. Because get ready for the earth-shattering "BOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!11" says:

  21. Because THAT says:

  22. Octopus says:

    Penis Penis Penis LOL!

    Wonder how Mom handled this situation.

  23. Octopus says:

    This is for all my brothers who live with women, especially younger women:

    Just sayin’. 🙂

  24. Octopus says:

    This is nuts:

  25. Doppel milyo says:

    That 3AM call
    You know it’s your wake-up call
    6AM tee time

  26. Doppel milyo says:

    The Obama doctrine

    That 9AM wake up call
    3AM is too early
    He tees off at ten

  27. […] Update II: Per Octopus’ comments on the previous thread. […]

  28. dwells38 says:

    This is one of the most massive smear campaigns I’ve seen the right wing mount yet. And it’s against a freed POW. Unreal.

    Right wing smear campaign coordinated by the NY Times! 😆