A 2nd Amendment scholar

We have see it all at LGF, from Nazi hunters to alleged scientists that claim billions are on the very brink of death. Now a Canadian Progressive tries to act as a 2nd Amendment expert.

Eclectic Cyborg

Eclectic Cyborg admits to not being a constitutional expert, yet delves into what he believes the 2nd Amendment should state. This clown needs to stick commenting about Nazis.



114 Comments on “A 2nd Amendment scholar”

  1. “Necessary” is every damn minute of every damn day. Bad Guys don’t exactly go on hiatus when citizens aren’t armed. Dumbass.

  2. OLT's I Think He's A "Hoser" says:

    I wish I knew how to speak Canadian so I could tell him to fuck off.

  3. Arachne says:

    Having actually STUDIED Constitutional law (a Boalt prof let me audit his class – I even bought the Barrett class compendium – not cheap), let me enlighten this moron. The Second Amendment exists because the founders were mindful of the weapons confiscation by the British and realized early on that “an armed man is a citizen; an unarmed man is a subject.” They knew that a government – ANY government – could develop into tyranny – hence the “necessary to a free state” language. This language was not directed against the possibility of foreign invaders but reminding the government that it Is the citizens who “rule.”

    Given the current climate and the machinations of the current administration, I am not inclined to allow them to define the term “when necessary.”

  4. Because says:

    If you got about a half hour, let me tell you a story about how well we’re protected by the King County Barney Fifes.

  5. HaikuMan says:

    Meanwhile, at the Bog…
    “Pam! Why won’t you love me, Pam?
    Pam! Pam Paaaam! *sob* Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaamm!!!”


  6. Because Twosies? says:

  7. rightymouse says:

    Grow up, Charlie & stop sucking your thumb. Do you have any idea just how infantile & stupid liberals sound when they squawk about Palin???

    • trebob says:

      And exactly how will she be accomplishing this sinister feat? One would imagine from the headline, they are just going ask Governor Palin who she thinks they should send to the Senate. Per the article from the Alaska Dispatch, she might backdoor into it this way:


      (look sharp, it’s in the last 14 lines of the article)

      “But if the week before the primary election Sarah will endorse Joe in a television commercial and then appear at get-out-the-vote events in Wasilla, Fairbanks, Kenai, and maybe over in Glennallen, her rock star presence can not only energize, but electrify, Miller voters.”

      What? Maybe appear in a TV commercial and then perhaps go to some get-out-the-vote events? The sneaky, evil bitch!! Endorsing a candidate to public office? On television? Where will this madness stop?

  8. Because what, the Horse Vessel? says:

  9. Juan Epstein says:

  10. Just Poop says:


    is Brad Bergdahl a lizard yet? You two seem to have so much in common

  11. OLT's You First, Dhimmicrats says:

    I only buy auto insurance when my safety is legitimately threatened. Sure, it’s a hassle cancelling the policy every time I park, but really, I don’t need it unless I’m actually driving.

    If I’m not cooking on the rangetop, I lock my fire extinguishers in a safe. After all, what are the odds I will ever legitimately need one? Plus, the Fire Department will protect me. It is my duty to be a responsible extinguisher owner, with the term “responsible” defined by the latest crop of Socialist Democrats elected by dead people and fraudsters.

    I only wear a bicycle helmet when I’m planning to fall off and land on my head. Fist bump, Stalker Charles. I know you’ve been there, bro.

    I also only wear shoes if I’m planning to step on something hazardous. Call me Cody Lundin, except my footprints are bloody red.

    Last, I drove over to my daughter’s place and confiscated all my granddaughter’s diapers. I only issue one for use when her mother has a reasonable fear that she will make a poopie. I see the four-page form, in-house safety inspection, 72-hour waiting period, and 16-hour licensing course as reasonable and necessary precautions for public safety, as would any other civic-minded citizen.

    • Octopus says:

      Very funny, OLT. I will adopt those measures myself. It’s only prudent.

      Also, Cody Lundin is a trip. I love that guy’s spirit, even if he is a nut. I had a friend in high school who only wore shoes when forced to, and often wore flip-flops in the winter. 😆

    • Because says:

      DUDE!!!! You don’t JUST lock your extinguishers up in an extinguisher safe, you have to empty all the chemicals out into approved chemical containers, and store them in approved chemical container safes stored at a locations different from the empty extinguisher.

      You just flunked extinguisher safety 101. Hand them all over, and pay the fine at the booth over there.

  12. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAH! “Billions will die” is back, even in the face of nearly 18 years of no warmening. And no sea-level rise, either. Tuvalu and other “imperiled” islands are growing, not sinking.

    They just don’t quit, do they?

  13. Because says:

    And btw, wasn’t the swamp ‘scholar’ a hamster at one time? Must have been sent to the server wheel for reeducation.

  14. Octopus says:

    You garage-dwelling vermin, you! 😆

    Isn’t it hilarious, that five top Taliban/Al Qaeda terrorists with close links to Osama bin Laden are exchanged for a deserter? I mean, it’s almost as funny as the Benghazi Boogaloo deaths, of whom it can’t be said too often, “Screw ‘Em!”

    • Just Poop says:

      Gus let them go live in your garage since they are so sweet and innocent.
      they will bring the vodka, you bring the tonic!

    • Juan Epstein says:

      This is Gussian:

      • Octopus says:

        Sounds like a swingin’ party! 🙂

        Btw, pictures have surfaced on the internet of me doing shots with a six-foot tall redhead, and two gay guys, at my kid’s album-release party the other night. These pics are misled! Er, misleading. Do not be duped by them, should you happen to run acrost them in your superhighway travels.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      More pertinent, can a squatting hobo sublet his adobe?

      Ask haysoos.

  15. Octopus says:


    Six American soldiers died looking for the asswipe, after he deserted. How many more will die, due to the activities of the terrorists traded for him?

    • Octopus says:

      Daddy Bob’s Tweet:

      Butthead Bob shows up in a Taliban-beard, speaking Pashtu, praising Allah and calling for the release of every prisoner, and predicting comeuppance for America for every dead Afghan. Seriously, folks…wtf? Are you comfortable with this?

      This thing goes beyond partisan politics. There’s more here than meets the eye. I expect a full investigation eventually, that will have Fatass’s boogaloo-buddies in hysterics.

      • Octopus says:

        This guy’s Twitterwar is full-on jihad. Chunky, get on that bandwagon!

      • Octopus says:

        Not only that, but Bergdahl’s platoon is coming out strong against him, violating non-disclosures they were forced to sign. To me, this is the strongest evidence against this clown.

        Gee, I wonder if this shitshow is the reason Jay Carney quit, so he wouldn’t have to deal with the fallout from this treasonous act. Just ponderin’. I’m pissed, and the more I find about it, the more it stinks.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        We are being played here. There’s no fuckin way we traded 5 jihadi’s for this ass-wipe we’ve been talking to for 3 years.
        So Bowe Bergdahl is kept in the queue to distract from the VA, which is kept in the queue to distract from Benghazi, ad infinitum, down the line.

  16. Because the sign in the cheeto machine? says:

  17. Because that's what you get for banning Ludwig says:

    • Octopus says:

      But not as crazy as continuing to believe in a failed hypothesis for years after its founding fathers have admitted its failure, and moved on. 😆

      You’re a fat imbecile, Chunky. But you knew that.

    • Doppel fudge says:

      it’s not science if you cook the data Charles

      it’s fraud

    • Because Science!!! says:

      Not to keep kicking a dead donkey, but,


      “The EPA’s own model, ironically acronymed MAGICC, estimates that its new policies will prevent a grand total of 0.018ºC in warming by 2100. ”

      So all of this “yay science” shit is all about warding off 0.018ºC of theoretical warming.

      Really, Chunk? A flamin’ hot cheeto fart warms the room up more than that.

      • Octopus says:

        0.018ºC of theoretical warming, but about three feet of sea-level rise, which will save billions from the briny deeps where the heat be a-hidin’.

  18. Octopus says:

    Mullah Omar is jubilant over his great victory!


    Check out the six men who died looking for the rat: http://time.com/2809352/bowe-bergdahl-deserter-army-taliban/

    I know, Chunky…Screw ‘Em!

  19. Octopus says:

    Really, Fatass? You mean, now that our enemies know they can get five “Four-Star Generals” (one military analyst’s description of the scum released) for one lousy deserter, they won’t possibly be seeking to snatch as many soldiers as they can get their filthy paws on? Hmm…nobody in the real world agrees with you on that. Is the rest of the world insane?

    That was a rhetorical question, of course.

  20. trebob says:

    I don’t have the advantage of Arachne’s legal background, but in my mind it doesn’t take a constitutional genius to put together a few simple concepts to see what the 2nd amendment means.

    1. The founders believed in States power and not a large central, over reaching Federal presence. That’s why things are structured the way they are. E pluribus unum, 10th amendment, etc

    2. The word “State” is capitalized and is not plural. This screams ‘not the Federal government’ to me. Why it doesn’t to anyone else is beyond me.

    3. English monarchs historically have routinely disarmed the populace, particularly when they weren’t mega-popular.

    4. Founders thought England sucked.

    Take these simple concepts and then analyse the phrase:

    A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

    If the State (capitalized, not united) is to remain free of a tyrannical (assumed) Federal government, then the right of the people (not citizens, but all people) to keep weapons (not just guns, yes cannons, rockets, etc) shall not be limited, undermined or encroached. Militia is simply non-professional fighters.

    Pretty simple to me.

  21. Because I think he knows he's this one's taking on water says:

    • Octopus says:

      He celebrated too quickly. Again! 😦

      • Because says:

        He’s also ejaculating prematurely about the rising sea levels in the sinking Chesapeake Bay.

    • rightymouse says:

      This whole thing stinks to high heaven. God help us if these released bad-ass terrorists do anything to kill more Americans. What hell has Obama wrought?

      • Octopus says:

        It’s just all part of Unicorn Messiah Warrior-King’s plan, ‘Mouse. Not to worry! They have transmitters up their butts.

        I notice Chunky’s still avoiding the issue, and still stuck on stupid, er, Snowden. He hasn’t gotten the waddling-orders from MM, yet. They’re having a tough time parsing this one, with the guy’s own platoon ready to handle firing-squad detail after he’s convicted of desertion and/or collaboration.

  22. Juan Epstein says:


    • Because says:

      Funny how they sent Susan Rice out to lie about this one, too, huh?

      Maybe they need the black woman double teflon protection shark skin, when the lying gets really, really tough.

      • Because says:

      • Because says:

  23. JimboXL says:

    I think Obomber should just declare himself to be the 2nd Amendment, all libs and Dims would cheer. Hey didn’t he just break the law again? Amazing he rushed to save a deserter and ignored the screams of the dying in Benghazi, imagine that. At least now the ‘I’ word is being floated around.

    • Because says:

      That’s the part that worries me. It’s almost like he’s daring the GOP to try to impeach the First Black Pres, knowing full well that that leads to Helter Skelter.

      This bunch may end up getting the race war that Manson couldn’t.

      • JimboXL says:

        Lol, the GOP, they are so terrible that Boehner or someone else would probably end up being removed from office and thrown in jail after an impeachment proceeding. The GOP would win the Darwin award for politics every year if there was such an award. Note immigration reform, only the dumbest party on earth would actually pass it and commit suicide.

  24. Because Fucking Seriously??? says:


  25. Because says:

  26. Because that spanking sound you hear is butthurt says:

    • Juan Epstein says:

    • Octopus says:

      It’s already come out that he deserted, you gibbering fool. His own squad, and platoon leader, are making sure that fact isn’t lost, in the face of serious repercussions for violating non-disclosures.

      You’re just jealous because your own daily smear campaigns don’t get any more attention than what this blog brings. Amirite? 😆

  27. Briareus says:


    Abu olo
    June 2, 2014 at 7:39 pm
    Awesome! Take a bow.
    /where the e’ff is the “quote” button????!11!

    After several back + forth communications with WordPress, it appears that the QUOTE button has nothing to do with the WP theme chosen, and that all themes supported by WP have the same functions. In other words, they said that the QUOTE button doesn’t exist.

    Unless someone here has the savvy to modify the SQML or write script and embed it in the WP code, we’re out of luck.

    You can read the convo with WP here:

    • Octopus says:

      So…there never was a quote button? 😯

    • Because says:

      I’m not as tech-savvy as C.F. Johnson, but it’s not a SQL thing. From what I know about WP, it’s a PHP thing.

      I’m not a PHP nerd, either. Web programming is generally teh suck. Only dweebs do it.

      • Briareus says:

        I only said SQML because it sounded all techy and shit. SQML was what we were told to edit when DoD became TheDoD in order to fix all the broken links. SQML, HTML, PHP, FUBAR… it’s all the same to me.

    • Abu No White Space Worries says:

      I’m hoping you’re not made at my stupid ass. The Q-button means nothing. Just a /sarc tag non-thought because I saw I was replying to a great post 8 hours earlier..
      Again, sorry if I pissed-off the moderators of this awesome site.
      Abu bin Squid Milyo

      • Briareus says:

        Stop it. You’re beginning to sound like Dork Falcon.
        Your comment gave us an opportunity to post an update on the non-progress.
        And no, we’re not made at anyone’s stupid ass, including those who go to The Donkey Show.

        Never go to The Donkey Show.

      • Abu says:

        If your hurtful comparisons of me to Fark Denguin weren’t so amirite I’d realy be pissed!
        Full disclosure: I’ve not been to the Donkey Show, yet.

      • Because says:

        STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • ISpeakJive says:

        OMFG!!! i can’t live without a quote button. It is the reason for my being! I can’t live W/O a quote button because
        A: My time is too valuable to copy/paste
        B: I just can’t be bothered because I have dragons to slay n’ shit. Ya know.

    • Bunk X says:

      The Weather Channel is giving CNN serious competition.

      • Octopus says:

        During Hurricane Sandy, the Weather Channel destroyed CNN, and every other news channel. On average, they do a bit better than CNN, despite some issues with their identity crisis which led them to start doing original programming, which was a bust with viewers. Back to showing the weather! 😆

  28. Daedalus says:

    Charles thinks he is winning.

  29. Octopus says:

    How surprised I was to see that the explosives-threat dude picked up by the FBI in San Francisco was mad at his religious mother, who thought the Rapture was coming, and also at Climate Denialists. Got this from his Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/poliholic/posts/10152259896800857

    Yep…he’s one of yours. 😆

  30. Minnow says:

    Barry….. lost in his small, insignificant and ugly world.

    Fuck you Barry.

  31. ISpeakJive says:


    What is he expected to do when his Dad is a member of the Taliban?