Peyton Manning has a Green Football!

Peyton Manning has been spotted with a green football during practice in recent days.

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Is it possible Charles is not irrelevant after all?



44 Comments on “Peyton Manning has a Green Football!”

  1. windbag says:

    Maybe he just likes to kick it around? He’d fit in here.

  2. dnd - cuz Chunky no GG b da RACIST! says:

    Maybe it reminds him to throw it far, since he can’t trust it.

  3. Juan Epstein says:

    Green football condom.

    • Bunk X says:

      It’s kinda brilliant, the green football condom. Makes receivers’ brains focus on movement, instead of the color of the ball.

  4. Octopus says:

    Best welcome home sign ever:

  5. Doppel milyo says:

    Charles is still relevant !!

    “excuse me, but Charles was ALWAYS relevant”

    –Pussy Kurt aka Dork falcon

  6. livefreeor die says:

    Et tu, Peyton?

  7. livefreeor die says:

    Ruh roh, Chunkles,
    The One broke the law (again):

    Unfortunately, we all know that Boehner the Ball-less won’t do anything about it.

    • JimboXL says:

      I think any President at this point can do whatever they want. Like if he started rounding up conservatives and putting them into camps he could do it, obviously even the dummies in the GOP would yell about it, heck even the Supreme Court justices might be wheeled in and given stimulants to pull them out of hibernation to rule 5-4 (heh, maybe)that rounding up conservatives and placing them into camps is unconstitutional or Roberts would just rewrite it as a life tax. Ultimately nobody can or would stop a US President from doing what they want even if it is extremely extremely criminal. I guess we should be thankful he has restrained himself (lol).

    • Octopus says:

      If they are in desperate need of some gummed-up code that works worse than the Obamacare site, Chunky’s your man.

  8. Because says:

    • Bunk X says:

      According to dudebros, John Kerry should retrieve the medals that he threw over the White House fence and return them to the guy who earned them.

      • Octopus says:

        If he scratched himself climbing over the fence to get those medals, he’d award himself another Purple Heart. Maybe a Medal Of Honor, too.

      • Because says:

        Chunk gets a purple fart for enduring the flamin’ hot cheetos butthurt.

    • Bunk X says:

      Been reading installments of “Comrades in Arms” for several months via Military Magazine. Uncle Ho knew how to play the US media and people like John Kerry.

  9. Octopus says:

    These are Mormon missionaries. This is your neighborhood basketball court with Mormon missionaries owning it. Any questions?

    • Bunk X says:

      The locals’ reactions are priceless.

      • Octopus says:

        That thing where black guys are laughing really hard at something, and they have to move to a new location. 😆

        This guy was talking about it in a show I saw recently, starts around 1:00:

    • Pakimon says:

      And they said Mormon men can’t jump. 😆

    • dnd - cuz Chunky no GG b da RACIST! says:

      Ha. I slowed it down during one of those dunks and the guy is indeed wearing dress shoes!

      • Because says:

        And Magic (Johnson) underwear.

      • Octopus says:

        And Magic (Johnson) underwear.

        Racist underwear joke! 😆

        You know who else could jump? Rosa Parks. Yes, she could. She really killed it in musical chairs.

  10. Doppel Milyo says:

    hey peyton

    toss that green POS Green football in a game. I have two words for you


  11. rightymouse says:

    Methinks Fatass has his head so far up Obama’s ass it would take a surgical procedure to extricate it.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      because VA scandal

      Obama makes me sick

      • rightymouse says:

        Leaving four Americans to die at the hands of terrorists was bad enough, but willfully delaying treatment of veterans so that some die waiting is appalling. There is no excuse.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Ameen, Mr. Bergdahl!

    • Octopus says:

      The Left is spinning this story as the great vindication of Obungler’s foreign policy, and “perfectly in line with his goal of closing Guantanamo.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAH…yes, they had the nerve to say that joke.

      I’m glad the guy is home, but the “five top Taliban leaders” he was exchanged for will be back in business by tomorrow morning, planning something heinous. Wait and see.

      Also…anyone else familiar with the show, “Homeland?” Or the superior Israeli series that it’s based upon? Yeah…keep on eye on Bergdahl. He might be turnt. 😉

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    Greenwald on Fox and Friends.

    Let’s see if he mentions The Big C.

  13. Because And...? says:

    • Octopus says:

      It’s a massive tragedy for the teacher’s union when a public school closes, and is replaced by a charter school. Media Matters pitches a hissy.

    • windbag says:

      As opposed to the public school system’s blank slate upon which to construct their uptopian plan of childhood.

  14. Because Chair got a bum leg? says:

    • Octopus says:

      Not to worry, Gus. The Free Market will provide another chair, next garbage day. Just get out there early for the best selection.

    • Bunk X says:

      Gus blew out the hydraulics. Now instead of sitting on it he squats. Seems appropriate.

  15. Because from the weirdest TL on twitter says:

  16. Because I didn't know Chunk served says: