Prolific Little Green Footballs Racist Commenter Alouette, aka Vicious Babushka, aka Pie-onist Overlord, Claims Racism

Okay, look at this first:

Alouette on Maya Angelou

I wonder if Maya Angelou ever saw these delightful graphics created and posted on Little Green Footballs by the same person who is now screeching about fabricated racism, aka Alouette.

Alouette Condolezza Rice Racismsaintjemima
Yeah, we got you sussed, Alouette. Keep fabricating lies, and we’ll keep making fun of your competition to outweigh Charles Johnson by January 2012.

Oh wait.

69 Comments on “Prolific Little Green Footballs Racist Commenter Alouette, aka Vicious Babushka, aka Pie-onist Overlord, Claims Racism”

  1. Bunk X says:

    $175 for a recent verifiable (post 2013) face shot of Charles Johnson. $200 if you the photo shows his current girth.

    • Pakimon says:

      $50 bonus from me if Cheetos are anywhere in the photo.

    • trebob says:

      We know Charles’ address, would contacting the pizza & Thai delivery folks and making the offer to them be worthwhile? After all, they see him several times a week.

      • poteen2 says:

        $500 for a pic of Charlie in his manthong taken by one of his Thai girlfriends. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        The manthong-pic would more likely be taken by his chubby Indonesian houseboy, Sanjaya. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Chunky’s been teaching the boy photography, and some other stuff.

    • Because says:

      $250 for any evidence of this “right wing racism” that he declares.

      • Because says:

        And no, some Billy-Bob website with less traffic than LGF doesn’t count. Only real websites (i.e. more traffic than LGF) count.

      • Arachne says:

        Shouldn’t there be some Tweets at least? When the left spews their particular brand of hate, they head right to Twitter = where Twitchy Team preserves it for posterity when they later go back and delete it when uncovered.

        As for Billy Bob websites, how the hell with Vaccous Babushka know about them anyway – unless she either (a) PLANTED them herself or (b) had to do a vigorous Google search.

      • Because says:

        Or got her waddling orders memo.

  2. HaikuMan says:

    First: Don’t know address.
    Second: This would be stalking
    Third: See him? Live? Ew!

    • Octopus says:

      Is it really stalking to take a photo of a “public figure?” I mean, he tries really hard to be a public figure, though nobody’s buying but us. 😆

  3. Juan Epstein says:

    Those graphics are disgusting.

    What a pig.

  4. Octopus says:

    The nasty old crone is projecting her racism and bitterness, just like Dear Fatass. She’s always been a nasty piece of work.

    Caution to intrepid photogs: Use a shield on your camera lens, to avoid breakage, in the event you espy the Gallumphing Ghost.

    Our best intel places him at the artisanal government cheese warehouse. He may be accompanied by a limping hobo who reeks of cheap spirits. Approach with caution.

  5. ISpeakJive says:

    She’s “reformed” now, lol. Sure. Sure.

    • Octopus says:

      I don’t think old racist witches like Alouette can “reform.” The fact that she’s projecting her own racist feelings in the form of tweeting lies is pretty telling, about where her true feelings reside. I bet she has a fine collection of 19th-Century folk art, depicting poor American colored folk in crude caricature.

      • Octopus says:

        For a peek at Alouette’s collection of racist yuk-yuks, google “Darktown Cartoons,” and check out the images. You’ll understand her sense of humor much better, once you see where she’s coming from.

  6. Octopus says:

    Fatass & Garage Boy had a Greenwaldian epileptic fit last night! 😆

    It’s adorable when the Left is publicly eating its own poop. AWWWW!

  7. ChenZhen says:

    I can’t say I agree with this bounty on getting a recent photo of CJ, especially when you’re talking about sneaking up to him in person.

    This just serves to validate the “stalker” accusation, and frankly is not relevant to what we do here.

    • Octopus says:

      Is he not what they call a “public figure,” in the sense that he continuously seeks the attention of national media stars like Greenwald, Geller, and Beck? I mean, everyone ignores him besides us, but he’s trying so hard, it almost seems cruel NOT to seek him out. 😆

      I have to admit, I’m curious to see what he’s hiding, with that 10+ year-old photo. The speculation is probably funnier than the reality, which is likely to be more sad than funny.

      • Because says:

        I’m more curious about the timeline. I don’t remember when it was happening in real time, but it seems like he went from reasonably fit to morbidly obese and from reasonably hygienic to greasy granny ponytail in a rather short period.

    • rightymouse says:

      Agreed. It’s really creepy.

    • Because says:

      I didn’t take it as serious. I took it as Bonk blather.

    • ISpeakJive says:


      Except for the fact that the photo he shows is a slimmer, younger Chuck. Just another fake facade. Not real, just for show. Another brick in the wall, as it were.

      • dnd - cuz Chunky no GG b da RACIST! says:

        Yeah I can’t imagine anyone here actually going to try and become in physical proximity to him. It’s just a way to continue ribbing him that we’re onto his obvious avoidance of using his image. Most likely because he looks like Pizza the Hut by now.

        And yes if someone did do it he’d pretend that his life, his family’s life, his parakeet’s life were threatened, call the FBI, get a restraining order and Tweet, Post and text it ad naseaum. Exactly the way he accuses Greenwald of being a drama queen about the US authorities.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Well, Charlie, I guess you’d know what a ‘malignant narcissist’ is.

    • dnd - cuz Chunky no GG b da RACIST! says:

      The more Snowden gets out there the more he looks like a naive but honest liberal. Unlike Charly McFarty, the lying progressive pinhead libturd. Snowden had thought the NSA went too far due to the Bush regime. When Obungle came in and made it abundantly clear it’s not not being stopped but escalating, that’s when Snowden resolved to blow the whistle and make off with the goods. Not sure I agree with what he did but it took guts. Something the Chunky One doesn’t have except what hangs ponderously over his sweatpants.

  9. Because Science!!! says:

  10. Because says:

    Norway rats are huge.

  11. Because MATH says:

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  13. trebob says:

    Ho boy! Charles and Gus are about to eat their own livers over whether the Snowden emails were before this date or that date and should we start a FOIA request to get his email chain and how many abuse reporting documents he maintained himself. It’s a shame they aren’t as interested in the email chains and dates on what happened at the embassy annex over in Benghazi. Why is the Snowden thingy over when he ‘filed this’ or ’emailed that’ hypercritical and ‘did anyone abandon embassy personnel and then orchestrate a cover up’ a 1960’s dance craze?

    Or is Charles simply a disingenuous piece of shit (et tu Gus)?

    • Arachne says:

      Rumpus McGamester has no standing to bring an effing FOIA request.

      • trebob says:

        What? You mean Charles, the grand wizard and self proclaimed leader of the Greenwald/Snowden exposé would have no standing?

        Honestly if he, as the great protector of all real truth and knowledge of the innernets, can’t have standing, what hope is there for us puny, non-avocado sammich eating, saliva retention challenged fucktards?


  14. Octopus says:

    Charles is simply a disingenuous piece of shit. Gus is his faithful lackey. Chester to Chunky’s Spike.

  15. rightymouse says:

    Charlie’s really busting a load over Snowden/Greenwald. Gawd, he’s BORING!!! O_o

  16. rightymouse says:

    Back on topic…

    I never really knew Alouette during my LGF days, but it still amazes me how superficial her ‘conservative’ bona fides turned out to be. Bloody untrustworthy liar is what I’m thinking.

  17. Because Goos is no an architect says:

  18. Octopus says:

    Garage Boy is no a go-getter.

    • Because Boobies!!!!! says:


      Garage boy is a no-getter.

      The only virgin he’s ever done is his obamaphone.

  19. Octopus says:

    Moobs break!

  20. Octopus says:

    Hell Break! 😈

  21. Because they call it a "boob tube" for a reason. And I don't mean Pam. says:

    • trebob says:

      So THAT is where you’d use the adjective epic. I’ve always wondered.

      • Because that had to hurt says:

        That’s a banning with butthurt. That’s like stuffing flaming hot cheetos in one end, and rubbing bengay all over the other.

        Dude’s good.

      • Octopus says:

        That was great. Revenge served cold.

        Buh-bye, Billy! And fuck you very much for playing.

  22. Because you heard it here first says:

    • Octopus says:

      There are a lot of very smart, sensible African-Americans around. Unfortunately, they are often afraid to speak their minds, like those mythical-magical “Moderate Muslims” you hear so much about.

  23. Because from invisible cows? says: