Charles mocks Snowden interview audience size

It never ceases to amaze me how Charles still thinks he’s important.

When was the last interview Charles had on TV?

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153 Comments on “Charles mocks Snowden interview audience size”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Nobody gives a shit yet he tweets about it like an addict.

  2. Because olo says:

    olo

  3. Octopus says:

    This fit of jealousy, pique and rampant dishonest reporting by Dear Fatass is yet another sad chapter in his devolution. Most amusing! 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    ‘Member that heartwarming love story from Pakistan the other day, where the bride was stoned to death by her family for marrying “for love,” instead of marrying her father’s cousin as prescribed by “conservative Muslim values?”

    Well…it’s even more heartwarming than we thought. RoP, it never ceases to amaze. 😯

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/05/husband-of-pakistani-stoning-victim-i-killed-my-first-wife-to-marry-her-video/

    • Abu's Not Converting, Thank You says:

      Islam is a cancer on mankind. Or is history too difficult to comprehend?
      Lots of evidence Islam leads to suffering. Why not discuss?

  5. Abu Foster Fatass Milyo says:

    Snowden’s interview was on NBC, right? With the great Brian Williams? No one watches that shit. If Charles had any sense of reality,… oh, wait, Charles is a clueless, shut-in, obese loser.
    His comparisons are of no value to anyone who pays attention.
    More fap, more derp.
    With Gus802 as an echo chamber of one. Bwahahahahah!

  6. Abu Chief Blackhawk (racist!!11!) says:

    Octo,
    My guys are not going away without a fight. Rangers are in.
    Can the Hawks win in CA and make them come back to Chi-town for a game seven?
    Got microwave kettle corn ready for tomorrow.

    • Octopus says:

      I didn’t get to watch last night, Abu, but I see it was a scary rollercoaster ride. All’s well that ends well.

      I still feel like Chicago is the better team, but the Kings have a lot of grit. Good luck!

      The Rangers showed they have another playoff-gear in this series with Montreal. They’ll be tough and well-rested for whoever they face in the Finals. Lunkfish is a great goalie.

  7. Octopus says:

    Butthurt.

  8. livefreeor die says:

    Maybe Snowden’s fans aren’t into the whole televised interview milyo.

  9. livefreeor die says:

    I wonder if Chuckles’ saw the reporters’ incredulous reactions when the State Dept’s spokeschick claimed that Obama doesn’t give himself enough credit for his foreign policy achievements.

    • Octopus says:

      I wonder if Chuckles’ saw the reporters’ incredulous reactions when the State Dept’s spokeschick claimed that Obama doesn’t give himself enough credit for his foreign policy achievements.

      Wait…what? 😆

      I’ve noticed in just the past month or so, the reporters are turning on their Unicorn Messiah, who has failed in every way possible, and then some. Clearly, a wave of racism has washed over their smelly ranks.

      • Bunk X says:

        Can’t say that.
        There’s also a bill moving through Congress to allow forced drugging for those deemed by fiat to be a danger to *ahem* society. That really creeps me out, because I’m going to have to turn all of you in.

      • Bunk X says:

        I’ll name Daedalus first, then he’ll name me, and we’ll get the meds cheap, sell ’em to the Lizards. Win.

      • Octopus says:

        Free drugs?! Finally!

      • Because says:

        Battlespace preparation. Gotta somehow put some distance between the unicorn messiah and the queen bee.

    • Bunk X says:

      Free for a reasonable price.

      • Octopus says:

        No bad touching! Unless there’s artisanal cheese involved, of course. I get so lost in that…anything goes.

    • Bunk X says:

      Let’s talk about concussions from biking accidents, hunger due to school cafeteria menu manipulation, and Michelle Obama’s steatopygia.

      The important topics are not important.

  10. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s going to have a full-scale. Meaning, he’s going to peg the bathroom ponderosity analyzer. A heavy moment, full of weighty significance. He might have to call into work, “fat.” As in, too fat to fit out the door. Except he doesn’t have a job. He can still send tweets with a lot of gravity. Somehow, they can still fly through the air, with all their incredible density.

  11. Doppel Milyo says:

    The last time Charles was on TV, and it’s reruns are getting more views than the original!

  12. Juan Epstein says:

  13. dnd - cuz Chunky no GG b da RACIST! says:

    More people electing to watch paint dry than reading Chunky McFatFart’s Tweets, Retweets, ICYMIs and glob pots.

  14. rightymouse says:

    MY BABY GRADUATES FROM HIGH SCHOOL THIS AFTERNOON!!! WOOT! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Congratulations, ‘Mouse! It’s a great feeling, isn’t it?

      Caution: the next phase of life may involve the dreaded “Empty-Nest Syndrome.” Some parents dread it, and others crave the sweet release. 😉

      • rightymouse says:

        I’m dreading “Empty Nest”. 😦

      • Arachne says:

        Mouse, you may not have to worry about it right away….thanks to Obama economy, my 26 year old still lives at home……

      • Octopus says:

        More and more adult children are staying home these days, thanks to Obamanomics. Also, some parents have a hard time letting go, after helicopter-hovering over their kids during their formative years.

        We had a rough time adjusting, when suddenly they were both out of town. Right now they’re both home visiting, and that is another adjustment. They are strong individuals, who like to talk about subjects they have limited knowledge of, and you can’t be mean and dismissive, but you do want to impart some stuff, so…it’s tricky. Plus, they’re women. You know how they get.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Congratulations!
      My oldest baby graduated from high school last year. The second one graduates in 2014. The baby of the family…2027.
      I’ll probably be a grandmother by then.

  15. rightymouse says:

    A man taking his wife out for a ride around town.

    • Because says:

      Goatse?

    • Octopus says:

      Maybe they’re just friends, not husband and wife?

      Although men the world over are used to traveling with their wives always on their backs. 😉

      • rightymouse says:

        It’s not as bad as when wives are driving & they have to listen to their hubbies! LOL!!!

      • Octopus says:

        My wife didn’t start directing my driving until after she’d been driving with the young hellions for a couple of years, and got into the habit of being constantly alert and scared. Now she’s having a hard time turning it off. Maybe a muzzle?

  16. dnd - cuz Chunky no GG b da RACIST! says:

    I just read the whole Connelly take down. Very humorous. The climate nazis have been revealed for what they are. Namely nothing more than run of the mill Progressive liars and they don’t like it one bit. Remember how Chunky and Luddy used to chase people around the Glob bullying and threatening and insulting blasphemers of the climate religion? Luddy lurching from unctious and frustrated to aggressive and hateful. Chunk just being insulting and hateful mostly. Thems was good times. Chunk’s not much of a champion these days despite that the President just told the West Point grads they’ll be fighting Climate Change. How I’m not exactly sure. Is there some new weapon like a Nazi super coolant gun out of the Defense Dept R&D labs? But it would be “anti-science” and racist of me to question the Obungler in Chief or Chunky the science expert.

    • Octopus says:

      Unicorn Messiah told the West Point grads they’d be fighting Climate Change? BWAHAHAHAHAH!!

      It appears he neglected to communicate with the Pentagon about this new cold front in the war on rainbows: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/308666_Pentagon_To_Ignore_Climate_Cha

      To save you the click:

      Pentagon To Ignore Climate Change
      Because The House Directs. That is called leadership.
      nines09rss
      WINGNUTS • 6 days, 9 hours ago • Views: 432
      “Now some news from around the world. More ruins found. Climatologists and geologists stymied by lack of realization the water levels where rising and no effort was made to move important sites to higher ground. The civilization was thought to be highly developed and capable of defending themselves from any an all threats. Discourse in the scientific community leans towards some type of national or city state political or international disruption of honest and open discussion of pending danger and loss of material and people.” Thanks, James. Now for the tide charts as they are in Harrisburg Pa after this short PSA for proper disposal of sewage.

      Billions Will Die, Tim. Oh noeess, etc.

  17. Octopus says:

    Raised to be a lesbian, her true nature finally wins out: http://www.xojane.com/sex/gold-star-lesbian-that-is-now-interested-in-men

    Just more evidence of my Grand Theory Of Gay, which states that men who are gay are really gay, but most women are “flexible.” Still in the early stages of data-collection, not ready for peer-review.

  18. dnd - cuz Chunky no GG b da RACIST! says:

    Ah here’s how Obungle plans to fight Teh Climate Change and Teh Hiding Heats:

    I guess they handed out the special suits to the WP grads secretly so the anti-science Big Oil deniers can’t steal them and then Make the Warmening with their evil greediness.

    • Octopus says:

      Notice how Chunky’s Waddling Orders this morning called for the blaming of the GOP? Yes, that’s the official spin. And the media was in cahoots! Pretty creative, guys. 🙄

      • DudeBro says:

        Media Matters ignores the millions pissed away by POTUS and FLOTUS going on vacations. Everybody should sacrifice, except for them of course.

  19. Octopus says:

    Watching your follies, we have all the popcorn we need, Fatass!

    We actually invested in a theater-style popcorn cart, so we could have the fresh stuff at a moment’s notice. Ready for your day’s pratfalls, Chunkster. 😆

    • DudeBro says:

      John Schindler twitter bio: Professor, Naval War College; Chair, PfP CT Working Group; Senior Fellow, Boston University; former NSA & NAVSECGRU – talking intel & security, views my own

      Ya think he might have a biased viewpoint there, chuckles??

  20. ISpeakJive says:

    Two good articles about why attacking Greenwald and Snowden instead of the actual NSA situation puts Chunky and the Gang on the wrong side of history.

    Raimondo is talking about George Packer, but he may as well be talking about Chunky with his “Libertarianism poisons everything” whining and his ad hominem smears of Greenwald and Snowden.

    http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2014/05/22/george-packer-is-good-at-fellatio/

    http://www.salon.com/2014/05/24/the_empire_strikes_back_greenwald_snowden_and_the_lessons_of_louis_brandeis/

    This stuff is orchestrated and Chunky is being played like a fiddle. A jazzy, noodly fiddle.

    • Octopus says:

      Interesting stuff, Jive. I like reading stuff from the Left these days, as they grapple with the confusing fallout from this disastrous failed presidency. I agree that Chunky is being played like a fat fiddle, too. “Misled,” I believe. Duped agin.

    • Octopus says:

      I vote for Alouette. Also, I agree totally with the event’s staff and security, who wanted the crazy old bat to sit down instead of blocking everyone’s view with her fat body in a ballerina costume. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

  21. Because Scientists Say... says:

    • trebob says:

      Is Charles on drugs or has he just foolishly not followed the links to what he is railing against? Greenwald simply said, Daniel Ellsberg was saying that he agreed that Snowden would never get a fair trial in the U.S. Here’s a link to Ellsberg’s own article saying that exact thing and why.

      http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/30/daniel-ellsberg-snowden-fair-trial-kerry-espionage-act

      What’s Charles’ point? Come back to the U.S. to stay in prison forever so you can say you’re a man? If it was Charles’ choice to have A.) lifetime of solitary confinement in prison or B.) anything else, I’m telling you now that Charles would not be choosing A. He would park his candy ass in Siberia if it kept him on twitter and out of a cell. They probably have shchi and kasha delivery anyway and if you never go outside, what do you care what the weather is like?

      • Because spank that whale! says:

        Could you imagine his blubber butt in a banya?

      • dnd - cuz Chunky no GG b da RACIST! says:

        Like Breitbart always said. Charles is just a precious Jazzy ponytailed shut-in. Part of his problem is he thinks he can be a major player while just sitting on his ass.

      • DudeBro says:

        Chuckles isn’t on drugs, he’s just really stupid and so despises Greenwald. Kerry made the Ellsberg to Snowden comparison and Ellsberg said it’s not a valid one. Chuckles can even grasp the concept of excess calories = excess weight, let alone logic.

      • Because says:

        “excess calories = excess weight”

        Ludwig? Are you feeling up fridges again?

  22. kbdabear says:

    “It never ceases to amaze me how Charles still thinks he’s important.”

    If LGF was a city, it would be Detroit

    • Octopus says:

      Specifically, it would be one of the neighborhoods that was doing fine until Obamanomics kicked in, and then it flatlined, became a dumping ground, and weeds covered everything. Like these: http://goobingdetroit.tumblr.com/

      • trebob says:

        That is really sad and depressing. I need a happy song now.

        Maybe Detroit will make a come back and get back to at least a portion of it’s former greatness.

      • Because it's dead, Jim. says:

        Not for another 1000 years. When it has the climate of Miami, people will come back.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Gary, are there any opportunities there for rehab? Any areas that are abandoned, but have potential? Just wondering.

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, Jive, there are some very good prospects for rehab. There are several neighborhoods full of very fine homes that have seen better days, and can be had for a song. There are “pioneers” going in all the time, and you wouldn’t believe some of the homes, with architectural details that you just don’t see anymore in new construction.

        There are also new developments going up around town, particularly in the Midtown area, which is between Wayne State University and the Foxtown theater/sports district. I know someone who’s rehabbing a mansion there that he bought for $7000, turning it into a bed and breakfast within walking distance (running, at night…running and crying) of everything downtown.

        There are serious problems in the city, and the amount of blight is staggering, but there are very determined people trying to change things. This economy is not helping.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Wow, that’s amazing. Glad to hear it. I hope it gets going again. That’s kinda what I do on a small scale, but we don’t have the boom/bust extremes that other areas have had. Contrary to what Gus and the idiots think, I think gentrification is a good thing for everybody. Such a shame to let such craft and history degrade into dust. Wish I could figure out a way to get in on that. I’d be in hog’s heaven. Except I’d have to get a shotgun and a pitbull and sleep in the house 24/7 to guard it!

  23. Because that's what Miss Ssss said about Ludwig's lovemaking says:

    • Octopus says:

      But, Garage Boy…your everyday routine is mechanically retweeting silly gibberish from Chunky McDumbth and other Media Matters-approved sources, trying desperately to stay on the “good side” of Porky Icarus. You are oblivious to your own reality, son.

  24. Because says:

    OT – it takes a special kind of brain damage to come back for more after the spanking of the century.

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/05/30/pointmans-the-scorning-of-william-connolley/#comment-1649828

    • trebob says:

      Geez, that guy is like a Canadian penny isn’t he? Can’t get rid of him.

      • Because says:

        I’ve been carrying a 10-loony bill in my wallet for 5 years now. Can’t get rid of those these days, either.

        Remember the good old days when banks would take foreign money as a service to their customers? Remember the toasters? Thank for speaking truth to power, Barak. The banks are so much gooder now than in the bad old days.

      • Because But wait! There's More! says:

        Pointman says:
        May 30, 2014 at 1:51 pm
        Willy! You’ve broken cover at last. I was beginning to think I’d scarred you for life. Come on over to my gaff. I’ll let you in if you pass a few little tests. Just for you, I’ll make them really simple. You won’t even have to look the answers up in Wikipedia; they won’t be there anyway and if they are, they’ll probably be wrong anyway.

        You know you want to do it and I’ll only pose you suitably simple questions. Gowon, let’s do the rematch. The whole blogosphere is watching. Your chance for another 15 minutes …

        Pointman

      • Because says:

        Quick! Somebody get Pointman a couple of socks over at LGF!

        This could be fun.

        What would really be a blast is getting Pointman, Iowahawk, and a keg of beer all in the same room…

    • Octopus says:

      His pal Victor Venema looks like someone who could really use a punch to the face: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hskXgwkn1mI/TxyBjkaKRkI/AAAAAAAAABk/UDyWOurJxog/s220-h/victor.jpg

      Just sayin’. 🙂

  25. Octopus says:

    Now Jay Carney has resigned: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/379171/jay-carney-stepping-down-press-secretary-josh-encinias

    Josh Earnest will take over. No, that’s really his name.

  26. Because what? says:

    • Octopus says:

      That thing where nobody gives a fuck if you block them, because they don’t even know who you are. You’re just an ugly bastard who pops up in their feed.

  27. Because what? says:

  28. Because is just as bad as Virgin's obamafone, huh? says:

    • Kurt's disbelief in Gus says:

      Gus is now sucking up to Charles as computer geek wannabe?

      sick sad bastard

  29. Because I don't know, who picked that booger? says:

    • Octopus says:

      Garage Boy is concerned about kerning, now. Oh, my aching ass! Get a job, you loser. 😆

  30. Kurt's comparison says:

    Charles mocking the size of Snowden’s audience would be like Charles mocking the penis penis penis LOL of John Holmes

  31. trebob says:

    To counter Ocky’s little sadness above, I recommend take one of these:

    • Octopus says:

      Love that car! I almost bought one of the T-bird reboots a few years back, but we were still carting the kids around, and it had no back seat. I know, perfect. But no fuzzy dice.

  32. Because speaking of Ludwig... says:

  33. Because gimme some linky love!!! says:

  34. Octopus says:

    Great hockey game so far, Abu…Chicago up 2-1, with two quick goals in second. Keep up the pressure.

    • Octopus says:

      What a finish, to a classic playoff game. Can’t wait for game 7!

      Kane is transcending.

      • Abu Crawford says:

        That was one of the top 5 games I can ever remember seeing. Great pace. Sunday night will be epic. United Center will be rocking! However, the Kings won game 7 on the road in each of the last two series so it ain’t close to over.

      • Octopus says:

        The last two games have been epic, see-saw battles of will. I expect a similar throwdown in game 7. I feel like Chicago’s skill will win out, with Kane firing on all cylinders, but the Kings never say die.

        Also, who was that chick singing the anthem? Boy, she really put some feeling into it! 🙂

  35. Because Chuck heart Glenn says:

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky can only describe his own rancid personality, as he seeks to smear others. He is completely oblivious to his own sad reality, and the way he projects it constantly on others who have what he doesn’t have: attention and success.

    • Because Sheik Abdulla bin Bad don't likea the pipeline says:

      I wish it were as innocent as incompetence. Shelling industry such as Keystone is beyond incompetence; it’s somewhere between fanaticism and malevolence. And those two often go together.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m not quite to the point where I believe Obama is destroying the country on purpose. I’m close, though.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        He’s more like the German Shepard that chewed off the face of the woman who had a stroke. He just really, truly doesn’t know any better.

  36. Because Oshit says:

    Moncton just took a wiz on the House of Windsor. Popcorn time.

  37. rightymouse says:

    Why a person should never order (and eat) a 5lb bag of Gummy Bears from Amazon. LOL!

    http://themetapicture.com/why-you-should-never-buy-so-many-gummy-bears-on-amazon/

  38. Octopus says:

    Well, it’s been a helluva week in Lake All-Be-Gone, aka, Swampville. Greenwald and Snowden continue to dominate the news, poisoning everything with Libertarianism. Chunky’s Twitterwar shows an increasing desperation, as he maintains his futile siege of Greenwald, who refuses to acknowledge his existence after that one put-down weeks ago, that had our boy busting out of his too-tight sweatpants (XXL) with excitement. Gus has discovered fonts. Still no offers of work, but it’s not like he’s been pounding the pavement looking, either. Stressful for Sis, having him out in the garage, yelling obscenities at late hours.

    I think today’s class will bring everyone the peace and centeredness they need, after such emotional upheaval. There’s just something about being at the beach, so close to the water, that sings a gentle song of healing to our human souls. The gentle shushing of the waves, the seagulls talking to each other, an old woman gathering seashells while her hubby wonders where he is, and where did he put his shoes, because he has Alzheimer’s, but it’s all good because they’re alive and it’s a beautiful morning. Namaste.

  39. Because and you're not one of them says:

  40. Octopus says:

    Teh Google is racist!!1!

    Other all-white enclaves include Obama’s election campaign teams, and Facebook employees. Also, there are no black people who post at the swamp, but given the small sample size of 11 soulless drones, it’s hard to draw any real conclusions. I mean, nobody likes Chunky. Except us, and Gus.

  41. Octopus says:

    Big cd-launch party tonight for my songbird daughter. There will be food, drinks and dancing. I better brush up on my best moves, which are few, but deadly. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Have fun! Son’s graduation yesterda was fantastic as was the Italian dinner we hosted at a fab restaurant afterwards for 13 of our bestie family & friends.

  42. Because see a doctor says:

  43. ISTE says:

    *sigh…..*