Ebn ‘Lexa dun bin givn MissaChos Jonsn de betin.

I wrote that in Gullah because Charles Johnson believes that’s how all Southerners speak (including Californians south of Culver City) and that they’re all racists because of regional dialect. By definition, this is called bigotry.

Ya, gugl Gulla MissaChos.

But here’s the latest from Alexa, LGF by itself, showing traffic ratings for the last 6 months:

140526 Alexa LGF

By the end of December 2013, LGF’s traffic dropped to a new recent low, and ALEXA ranked it about 106,000th based on traffic. Since then, LGF bounced back to almost 80,000 within 90 days of bottoming out. Good job, Charles!

That graph means nothing on it’s own, so let’s compare it with those others who began blogging about the same time. Let’s add and compare a few of Charles Johnson’s peers from the early days.

140526 Alexa Hoft AoS LGF

Hell, let’s add two more, including a dead man.

140526 Alexa LGF ALL 1

Charles,  we suggest you start a line of Big Boy Shorts and hawk them on Amazon. Put a bigass green embroidered ass patch on ’em and sell them in the Target parking lot at  a discount.

66 Comments on “Ebn ‘Lexa dun bin givn MissaChos Jonsn de betin.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Here’s how “Big-Pimpin’ P-LOL” speaks, about life and ladies. Well, it’s from his spiritual cousin’s manifesto, but it’s the same message we’ve heard from Walking-Stick Boy:

    Again, I repeat, that as children we all play together as equals in a fair environment. Only after the advent of puberty does the true brutality of human nature show its face. Life will become a bitter and unfair struggle for self-worth, all because girls will choose some boys over others. The boys who girls find attractive will live pleasure-filled lives while they dominate the boys who girls deem unworthy. Matt Bordier will go on to live a life of pleasure. Girls will throw themselves at him. And I will go on to be rejected and humiliated by girls. At that moment in time, we were just playing together as children, oblivious to the fact that my future will be dark and his will be bright. Life is such a cruel joke.

  2. Octopus says:

    Not exactly a hockey stick for Missachos “Fattess” Jonsn. 😦

  3. Bunk X says:

  4. Pakimon says:

    One of them even wrote a book on strategy. I think it was called “The Art of War”.

  5. whatjamjamloves says:

    Look at me ladies. I’m different than the other boys. Wanna come over cheetos and mountain do? https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/470678178227175424

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  7. ISTE says:

    I am just having breakfast but I dropped in to say

    Welcome Erma!

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    Now, back to bed for the rest of the day……

    • Abu Also Wanted to Hit on Erma but Look at the Time! says:

      What is currently written on your forehead in Sharpie? And does Cato know what you’re up to?

  8. krunch717171 says:

    wooop woop!
    set phasers to butthurt
    teh mighty Greenwald is about to make some more news
    Greenwald’s Finale: Naming Victims of Surveillance


    The man who helped bring about the most significant leak in American intelligence history is to reveal names of US citizens targeted by their own government in what he promises will be the “biggest” revelation from nearly 2m classified files.

    Glenn Greenwald, the journalist who received the trove of documents from Edward Snowden, a former National Security Agency (NSA) contractor, told The Sunday Times that Snowden’s legacy would be “shaped in large part” by this “finishing piece” still to come.

    chucky is gomnna need some buttpaste and a crying towel

  9. Because ICYMI says:

  10. Octopus says:

    Today’s Google Doodle pays tribute to a mass murderer whose victims were primarily poverty-stricken African people, many of them children. She was aided and abetted by environmental hysterics in the government and academia, who ignored her pseudoscientific errors and placed her on a pedestal of Consensus Truth. Her legacy lives on today, but millions of Africans do not.



    In 1992, San Jose State University entomologist J. Gordon Edwards, a long-time member of the Sierra Club and the Audubon Society and a fellow of the California Academy of Sciences, offered a persuasive and comprehensive rebuttal of “Silent Spring.” As he explained in “The Lies of Rachel Carson,” a stunning, point by point refutation, “it simply dawned on me that that Rachel Carson was not interested in the truth about [pesticides] and that I was being duped along with millions of other Americans.” He demolished Carson’s arguments and assertions, calling attention to critical omissions, faulty assumptions, and outright fabrications.

    Consider, for example, this passage from Edwards’ article: “This implication that DDT is horribly deadly is completely false. Human volunteers have ingested as much as 35 milligrams of it a day for nearly two years and suffered no adverse effects. Millions of people have lived with DDT intimately during the mosquito spray programs and nobody even got sick as a result. The National Academy of Sciences concluded in 1965 that ‘in a little more than two decades, DDT has prevented 500 million [human] deaths that would otherwise have been inevitable.’ The World Health Organization stated that DDT had ‘killed more insects and saved more people than any other substance.’”

    In addition, DDT was used with dramatic effect to shorten and prevent typhus epidemics during and after WWII when people were dusted with large amounts of it but suffered no ill effects, which is perhaps the most persuasive evidence that the chemical is harmless to humans. The product was such a boon to public health that in 1948 the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine was awarded to Dr. Paul Müller for his discovery of the “contact insecticidal action” of DDT.

    • Arachne says:

      I did a lot of Superfund and CERCLA litigation in the 80’s. St. Rachel’s book was actually entered into evidence by plaintiffs. I gave our lawyers ( for defendants) the 411 on DDT. They were shocked.

  11. Because says:

    BRC alert. L33t haxoring of triple secret threads is triple plus ungood:


    • Octopus says:

      That’s hilarious!

      The Boondoggle Creeps are really stupid, along with everything else. No wonder Chunky was drawn to them, after his Moronic Conversion. 😆

  12. Because MATH says:

  13. Octopus says:

    The New York Post had the greatest take on the Kimye wedding announcement. 😆


    It’s incredible to me that anyone gives a hang about these two jackasses, or their nutty families. The whole thing is toxic and gross. I should be slapped, for even posting this rip.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Am having trouble posting replies. 😦

    • trebob says:


    • Bunk X says:

      Fyodor [the crocodile] was reportedly experiencing shock symptoms, as was the Soviet Circus accountant who fell on him. The accountant also suffered cuts and bruises.

      An official reprimand was issued to the accountant, and she was “advised to lose weight” and “observe safety precautions” by wearing her seatbelt in the future.

  15. ISTE says:

    Love hurts.

    First abs,

    Now eyebrows.

    When will the pain end?

  16. Because he's not living in his sister's garage says:

  17. Octopus says:

    The Comedy…it burns!! 🙄

    • Octopus says:

      The Religion Of Peace, ladies and germs: http://news.yahoo.com/pregnant-pakistani-woman-stoned-death-family-163143284.html

      LAHORE, Pakistan (AP) — A pregnant woman was stoned to death Tuesday by her own family outside a courthouse in the Pakistani city of Lahore for marrying the man she loved.

      The woman was killed while on her way to court to contest an abduction case her family had filed against her husband. Her father was promptly arrested on murder charges, police investigator Rana Mujahid said, adding that police were working to apprehend all those who participated in this “heinous crime.”

      Arranged marriages are the norm among conservative Pakistanis, and hundreds of women are murdered every year in so-called honor killings carried out by husbands or relatives as a punishment for alleged adultery or other illicit sexual behavior.

      • Abu Using the /SARC Tag, Oh, Yeah says:

        Her “family” and “former fiancé” attacked her with bricks in hand while she waited for the courts to open for her case to be heard, as if. (&%^@#%! animals!)
        Islam’s War on Women.

        / bet the former fiancé was 54 years old

  18. Bunk X says:

    The similarities between the UCSB killer and George Sodini are chilling.

  19. Frank Sinclair says:

    Meanwhile, this loser blogs rank is in six digits.

    Well done, dittohead!

    • poteen2 says:

      Get off the computer, Frank. You have 3rd grade grammar homework. Right now young man.

    • Frabby Stinclair says:

      Meanwhile, stabby’s mom’s ass is rank with a big throbbing “digit”.

      Well done, Ron Jeremy!