Charles Johnson Cuts-N-Pastes From TalkingPointsMemo Which Cuts-N-Pastes Quotes Out Of Context.

Joe the Plumber is “inhuman” according to Charles Johnson.


Yeah, Wurzelbacher appears inhuman until you read the quote in context, where he follows with this:

“There are no critical words for a grieving father. He can say whatever he wants and blame whoever he’d like – it’s okay by me. You can’t take a step in his shoes – at least I can’t.

“But the words and images of Mr. Martinez blaming the proliferation of guns, lobbyists, politicians, etc., will be exploited by gun-grab extremists as are all tragedies involving gun violence and the mentally ill by the anti-Second Amendment Left.

“As a father, husband and a man, it is my responsibility to protect my family. I will stand up for that right vehemently. Please believe me, as a father I share your grief and I will pray for you and your family, as I do whenever I hear about senseless tragedies such as this.”

Better yet, read Wurzelbacher’s own unedited words.

The true story is never what a #Rumpswab like Charles Fuckface Johnson claims it is. This is how liberals lie.


70 Comments on “Charles Johnson Cuts-N-Pastes From TalkingPointsMemo Which Cuts-N-Pastes Quotes Out Of Context.”

  1. poteen2 says:

    So Charlie’s a liar?
    Imagine that./

  2. Octopus says:

    Chunky-Poo’s integrity? Why, I believe I saw a dog dragging it down the street, today. Might have been a dead cat, though.

    All you have to do is read the sensitive, intelligent, emotional words of “Plumber,” and compare them to the cut-and-paste idiocy of the bad outrage-porn Fatass produces here, there and everywhere. One of these things is not like the other.

  3. Octopus says:

    This one from behind isn’t the best, but he detected me behind him and quickly waddled into a passing herd of pachyderms, where I lost sight of him. This was at the Piggly Wiggly in Playa Vista.

    • Bunk X says:

      Sorry, Octo, but that’s unverifiable. Fits, though.

    • Pakimon says:

      Taking a clear photo of Charles nowadays is like trying to take a clear photo of Bigfoot.

      Maybe having an interactive map of the Culver City area with notations of confirmed “Chunksquatch” sightings would help. 😆

  4. PeteP says:

    Wow….the Fatman quoting people out of context in order to make them look bad. I’m totally shocked. Never imagined Charles would do such a thing.

  5. Pakimon says:

    I’d toss in an extra $50 in addition to Bunk’s $75 if the photo includes Chunkles stuffing his face with Cheetos. 😀

  6. Doppel Milyo says:

    what’s even worse are people like Charles who stand on the stacked , still warm dead bodies. Not to celebrate the lives of the dead, but rather to use them as props

    Charles is Green Helmet Guy

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky’s feelings about the victims in this case would be the same as his feelings about the four Americans killed in what he terms the “Benghazi Boogaloo.” His hero Koz said it the clearest: “Screw ’em.”

      They are real to him only in the use that can be made of them, for political tweeting points. In other words, he only wishes there were more dead, and that they had all been shot with assault rifles, instead of stabbed, hit with a car, and shot with handguns purchased legally. He wishes the killer’s father was an NRA guy with lots of guns, instead of a solidly liberal Californian who is “staunchly against guns.”

      This case is difficult for Fatass. Although he is a very poor writer, he is a very poor thinker.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        it’s difficult for him assuming that the truth matters

        when you have a meme and make up facts to fit it, then no situation is impossible and the teabaggers can always get the blame

  7. Octopus says:

    I’m gonna choke on my coffee, if this kind of hilarity continues. 😆

  8. Octopus says:

    How insane about race are the lefties in education today? Well…it’s worse than I thought. 😯

    The author of the article above was kind enough to issue the attached:

  9. Octopus says:

    This is what my initial search for “Kate Middleton’s bum” turned up. 😆

    Why did I search for that? Because it’s there, that’s why.

    • dnd - cuz Chunky no GG b da RACIST! says:

      She looks like she’s seriously thinking about giving him a good jaunty smack on his muscular naked ass. Because hey, it’s good ta be da Princess!

  10. Octopus says:

    The NYT will publish anything, if it’s libturded and stooped enough. 😆

    I think The Onion would have turned this piece down, as too unbelievable.

    • Because Science!!! says:

      30 demerits for using the un-PC “B.C.” instead of the PC “B.C.E.”

      Shame. In the corner and self-criticize.

  11. PeteP says:

    I have a feeling that Chucky had a different opinion of Joe the Plumber back during the 2008 election campaign. Maybe the BRC can enlighten us…

  12. Because I didn't know Pam Geller and Rand Paul had a love child says:

  13. Because whatever you say, Goos... says:

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    Another visual analogy.

  15. Doppel milyo says:

    what’s the difference between Gus and a bag of shit?

  16. Juan Epstein says:

    The resident from Scone in New South Wales was issued a $153 on-the-spot fine for riding without a helmet while in Adelaide for this week’s Velo-city international cycling conference.

    And she will be riding without a helmet again on Thursday afternoon as part of a protest ride from the city to Henley Beach organised by Freedom Cyclists — but this time police have promised no bareheaded riders will be fined during the event.

    Ms Abbott said it was “ridiculous’’ that only Australia and New Zealand had compulsory all age helmet laws which she believes turns people — especially women — off cycling.

    The 54 year-old said she will continue risking fines by riding helmet-less to highlight her cause.

    “I firmly believe more people would ride bikes if helmets were optional,’’ she said.

    “It is a very sexist law because a lot of women have maintained hairstyles and would end up with helmet hair — and women have told me that’s one of the factors (for not riding bikes)’’.

  17. Abu Maya Angelou says:

    Today we bid adieu (pronounced: add DOE) to a woman who wrote 7 autobiographies. Seven.
    So who does that leave as the most self-absorbed libtard still breathing?

    Can’t believe I got DoD at work. They’ll block me by tomorrow. 😦

    • rightymouse says:

      Angelou was pro-Castro & her best friend when she was in Oakland was Jessica Mitford Truehaft, an ardent member of the Communist party.

    • Kurt's poem titled " Turds of a commie feather rot in Hell together " says:

      she’s hanging with Allen Ginsberg and it’s awfully hot

      • rightymouse says:

        Ginsberg. What a silly anti-American poseur he was. He adored Castro and thought Che was “cute”. Said he was never a member ot the communist party, but he sure loved commies.

    • livefreeor die says:

      My son said the libs at school were practically wailing and tearing their hair out.
      I liked some of her work but I feel she got way overrated once everyone started insisting on making race a source of divination.

  18. trebob says:

    It’s not Saturday, so no relaxing yoga today (Sorry Pakimon). Today we will try to inspire both Gus and Charles to get off their pudgy asses and add a little activity to their days. Now, it’s true that Charles isn’t up to this skill level, but it’s a great example of where one can go with this sport. It’s not expensive however the LGF Amazon store only had 36″ ones, so Charles and probably Gus will have to shop for a larger size.

    Good luck boys!

  19. rightymouse says:

    Because Charlie can’t help himself.

  20. Because *ahem* Pam *ahem* says:

    “Crazy people fixate on me. It is very creepy. Men follow me around in stores. I am always on my guard. I have had people break into my apartment and steal my lingerie—very creepy stuff.”

    • Bunk X says:

      I was always intimidated by hot looking women, until one started hitting on me. Been married to the missus for 25 years.

  21. livefreeor die says:

    Hey, Chunkles,
    Your hero made a spectacle of himself (again) at West Point today with a pathetic, strawman filled speech that shows he hasn’t bothered to learn anything about military history or what makes foreign policy work.
    Hannity reported that one of the Washington newspapers (not the Post) reported that fewer than 25% of the Cadets gave him a standing ovation. That is unheard of.

    The One also returned Cadets’ salutes (when he gave them their diplomas) with handshakes.
    Major turdage.

    My grandfather went to West Point and it actually makes me nauseous to think of Bammy defiling it with his presence given his contempt for the military.