American Indian Imposter “Reads The Riot Act” To People Who Don’t Give A Crap About What She Thinks, So Charles Johnson Threatens To Bury 50% Of His Little Green Footballs Posts

Elizabeth Warren 1Sorry Elizabeth “I am a Native American Indian Because I Lied And Made Up A Bunch Of Shit” Warren, but there are a couple of acres of straws to grasp regarding the truth about the days leading up to Benghazi and the subsequent coverup. It’s a new low indeed, even according to Charles Johnson.


This Important Story was so important to Charles Johnson that he chose to make the Benghazi investigation about himself, beginning with Comment 3:

Elizabeth Warren 2

Web crawlers are “A drain on system resources?” Charles is in the process of justifying sending his own pre-2008 LGF posts to The Memory Hole, as if they’ll be gone forever.

Charles, are you that deep into Queeg Mode that you’re scared of your own words?

This is amusing as hell to those of us who have been following The LGF Soap Opera for a while. What drama, but go ahead and do it, Charles.  Delete everything pre-2008, and if you change your mind, we’ll restore them all, including comments and links.

What a #Rumpswab.


166 Comments on “American Indian Imposter “Reads The Riot Act” To People Who Don’t Give A Crap About What She Thinks, So Charles Johnson Threatens To Bury 50% Of His Little Green Footballs Posts”

  1. livefreeor die says:

    Warren is a complete fraud. Not only did she fudge her heritage when convenient, she’s so far left that you know her “concern” for our military is complete BS. They should investigate for her lying on a job application.

    • Because olo says:

      Are you ready for Hillary/Chief Running Mouth 2016?

    • Arachne says:

      Perhaps Fatass might want to read what the Cherokee Nation thinks of her. It isn’t much. Perhaps he’d like to know what the Native American attorneys at my law firm (and they’re LIBERALS) think of her. Even less. Lie-awatha has no fucking business telling the House of Representatives what to do. BTW, I don’t recall Dems in the Senate getting the vapors over the Valerie Plame and 8 US Attorney waste of time hearings. Oh wait – they HELD them!

  2. Because olo says:

    “Web crawlers are “A drain on system resources?” ”

    Quite an admission that real traffic is so thin that spiders represent a significant load. Ride the decline.

  3. Because olo says:

    Better hide all the Ward Churchill posts, Chunk. You wouldn’t want to dig any of that up, now would you?

  4. I just love that, out of nowhere, CJ whines about busy stalkers on twitter, then wonders about nuking all the old posts, then rants about stalkers contacting freindlies and attempting to “poison their opinions”…then says that his thought about zapping the old posts had nothing to do with the stalkers.

    Even the most dimwitted of what remains of the plebs over there had to roll their eyes on that one.

    • Arachne says:

      You know what would take all your “stalker” problems away Fatass? Getting the hell off Twitter. If you can’t handle that we all get to play in the Twitter playpen, take your effing ball and go back to ramshackle little bungalow and have a good cry. It’s called SOCIAL media, you bloviating buffoon. You can block all you want, but you don’t get to tell people who they can can tweet. If others don’t like it, they can block as well. But you’d rather whine and snivel. Look at all the mean people today. You think all those new followers came on board because they agree with you? Hell, they just came for the meltdown and are getting the snacks together waiting for the next one. Don’t want to run out of Almond Joy minis the next time a 61 year old man starts acting like an entitled “tween” on Dr. Phil.

  5. rightymouse says:

    How in the world can anyone sneak “behind” his back on Twitter? He doesn’t OWN Twitter -he’s just a user of the service just like everyone else. What an egotistical/delusional a-hole.

  6. Pakimon says:

    We’re doomed I tell you…DOOMED!

    When Chunkles makes a run at the local convenience store to stock up on survival supplies, billions of Cheetos will die…or something.

    • Arachne says:

      Wonder how big the government grant was for them to come up with that.

    • Octopus says:

      What a stupid load he is, to tweet something so absurd. Antarctica’s ice is growing, not shrinking. Any changes to the massive polar ice-cap are completely normal and natural. Take a chill-pill, Chunky. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        And glaciers have DESTABILIZED. Okay so they can’t say “melting” anymore because they’re not. So, just like good little liberals, when the nomenclature doesn’t fit the facts, just change the nomenclature.

        Now it’s climate “disruption” (aka SEVERE weather)
        Now it’s glacial “destabilization” (aka a chunk of it fell it the sea, like it normally does).

      • Bunk X says:

        One Brown Note and Millions Die.

    • trebob says:

      From the article (emphasis mine):

      But what will the trajectory of that retreat look like? In this case, the data doesn’t directly help. It needs to be fed into a model that projects the current melting into the future.

      What would the global warming crowd do without all those models?

  7. Pakimon says:

    Maybe Gus ought to take it up with his ponytailed buddha messiah.

    Even better, perhaps he should stop spending 20 hours a day on Twitter and do something else.

    Like get a job.

    • Arachne says:

      Then leave it alone, dumbass. And Greenwald is more qualified that either you or your Culver City Charlatan to discuss foreign policy period. He’s at least out in the field and doing research. You and Fatass the Wonder Gamer are sitting on sofas finding reasons not to work and stealing and retweeting others’ work.

  8. Juan Epstein says:

    Riot act?


    • Arachne says:

      We have long made the observation that Charles treats his blog minions like children – time outs, you will do as I say or else! BS. If he though such behavior would translate onto the far flung and wide net that is Twitter, he was sadly mistaken.

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    Don’t sneak behind his back.

    • Octopus says:

      Don’t sneak behind his back.

      If you do happen to go back there, you will notice a new tramp-stamp tattoo located just north of his enormous rear-end. It’s very stylized, but it can just be made out:

    • HaikuMan says:

      Go behind his back?
      I can’t; my car only has
      half a tank of gas.

  10. yoshisen says:

    Perhaps someone should actually read her the riot act…

    “Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the act made in the first year of King George, for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King!”

    But I don’t think she’d get that…oh to live in a state with a monarchy as a head of state still.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Fauxahontas is a pansy next to Trey Gowdy!

  12. Arachne says:

    Did anyone catch the latest Pelousy lie? “Two of the families have called me and told me they don’t want the hearings to go forward.” Okay, who were they? Why didn’t they go to the media instead? And were they immediate family or more distant relatives that were Democrat TOOLS? And as Rush pointed out today – why would they call HER? She can’t do squat to stop the hearings. Nobody called this bitch and it’s just another effing LIE she makes up – like the Republicans that called her and said “we’d have no trouble with amnesty if it were Irish people we were talking about.”

    • rightymouse says:

      Pelosi & the rest of the Dems are scared to death.

      • Arachne says:

        I think the biggest worry is WHERE Obama was during the crucial period. A stand-down order was given, and if my information is correct, only the President can give a stand-down order (now if my information is incorrect, then I apologize for what comes next). If Obama was pretty much AWOL during this period, who gave the order? Since we get to speculate – I think the order came from Jarrett, who had no authority to give it – be mindful that she was the one preventing Seal Team VI from going in after bin Laden and that apparently it was Panetta that gave the final order (why the Joint Chiefs didn’t just green light it was beyond me).

        Also, now we find out that Chucky Schmucky Schumer was apparently at the White House from 5:30 until 11:30 p.m. that night – which is the first time we’re hearing about this. Yeah, I think there is plenty that they’re trying to hide.

      • rightymouse says:

        In other words, a mess.
        I’m with Gowdy. I don’t care whose heads roll. This isn’t a partisan issue. Let’s get the facts/truth.

  13. Octopus says:

    I think the Party Elders of the Jackass Cult would gladly throw Obama’s lame-duck ass under the bus at this point, if they could salvage Shrillary’s reputation and prospects for 2016. She’s the one who stands to get the stocks, if they properly suss out what really went on that awful night, and in the days afterward with the cover-up. The MSM will do what they can to protect her, as they will Obama, but a serious investigation MIGHT uncover some smoking guns that no Palace Guard Media can hide from the public.

  14. Octopus says:

    Don’t try to understand irony, Fatass. It’s not exactly in your wheelhouse. 😆

  15. Octopus says:

    The Hipness…it burns! 😆

    Shaddap, Chunky. We know you’re listening to Tiffany and Debbie Gibson records in your bunker. And yes, you are arone now. So ronery and sadry arone.

    • Pakimon says:

      If he really wanted to display his hipness, he’d link this music video.

      It’s chock full of racist dogwhistles with which he can hone his mad Race Detective™ skillz.

      • Octopus says:

        I’d prefer it if he went into a grungier direction, like this number, perhaps the greatest heavy metal tune of all time:

      • Octopus says:

        Let’s go surfin’, Barry!

      • Octopus says:

        Here’s one for our old pal Albusteve Heysoos, who appreciates the era and the genre. Rock on, Steve. 🙂

  16. Octopus says:

    Speaking of Chunky’s comic books, I wonder how he feels about Frank Miller, the graphic novel genius who remains stubbornly and intelligently conservative, despite the whining of obese Comic Book Guys like Fatass all over the globe.

  17. Just poop says:


    or billions will die!!!!1

    • Because olo says:

      Sideways. Bitch.

      • Octopus says:

        In a more-perfect world, Lewd-Wank Von Spankit would be busy working on some new table-top proofs of global-warming theory, always a favorite with his many DoD fans. Even as stupid and misled as we are, we could understand his simplified experiments. Shaking up a bottle of warm soda to release the CO2 in a furious burst of foamy madness, exactly comparable to what we’re doing to the Earth’s atmosphere. And who can forget the “Hand Behind The Fridge,” perhaps his most popular effect? Terrifying.

        We shall not see his like again. 😦

      • Because olo says:

        Oh, sure you will. The assortment of loose nuts and bolts at the climate blogs is endless. The comment section at Curry’s is always entertaining. Look for “Fan of more discourse”, and prepare to be amazed at the diversity of Homo Sapiens (or at least I think Fanny is one of those).

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, I know the eco-hysterics are still out there. I just miss our sideways little bitch-boy. He had attitude to spare. Plus, he was a staunch advocate for Israel, despite the rest of his buggered-up agenda. Last of his kind at the swamp.

    • Because says:

      Heeeeeeeee’s back!

  18. Because olo says:

    Chunk is NOT going to be happy about this.

    “Hillary is banal, corrupted, drained of vibrancy and passion. I mean, she’s been around forever, the Clinton circle. She’s a fucking hawk and like a neocon, practically. She’s surrounded by all these sleazy money types who are just corrupting everything everywhere.”

    Twittersturm in 3 … 2 … 1 …

    • Because olo says:

      Guess I’m a little slow on the draw…

      • Octopus says:

        Too bad Gus can’t get hawkishly focused on finding a job. Fantasizing about Hillary’s rugged militarism may give him a small boner for a minute, but it’s not going to keep the space-heater turned on.

      • Juan Epstein says:

        I don’t think he knows what “Hawkish” means.

  19. Octopus says:

    Gus, this means you. The neighbors aren’t having it anymore. They know their dog doesn’t eat a lot of expired Banquet Chicken Pot Pies.

  20. LOL

    • Octopus says:

      Little Green Footballs is a #thot.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Is that real?

      Does it really say scientist of love?

      What role did he play in PJ?

      • Octopus says:

        He is a scientist of love the way James Hansen is a scientist of AGW: bumbling comedic failures on an epic scale.

        He did not “co-found” PJM, either — that was all Roger Simon’s idea, and he was bringing aboard popular conservative bloggers as contributors. When Chunky was unable to contribute anything besides some bad code to the website, he was quickly shown the door.

        He is always lying about everything, and that photo he uses is from 2003. He’s added about five chins since then. 😆

      • dnd - cuz Chunky be Tweetin' da luv all day ebba day says:

        Yeah I think it’s been there since ’09 when he started being a regular twit on Twitter. You know cuz all his Tweets are just sweetness and love.

  21. Just poop says:

    chucky is the mark david chapman of the blogosphere

  22. Because olo tell Gus freezing his bunz in Denver says:

    • Because says:

      Interesting. It doesn’t even say retweeted by Chunk any more. Has he achieved the ultimate in Twitter nobodyness?

  23. trebob says:

    Twitter has new “mute” feature now?

  24. Just poop says:

    Can anybody, I mean ANYBODY look at this and tell me that the global warmening is a big fucking deal?

    only blind agenda driven butt holes like Icarus Johnson can see this graph and determine that global warming is a new idea and a big problem

  25. Octopus says:

    1) No warming in the Antarctic
    2) Ice-sheet larger than ever
    3) Even NYT reporter calls out Guardian nutjob for this hysterical reportage 😆


  26. Juan Epstein says:

    Uh oh.

    Panetta isn’t in on the joke.

    • Octopus says:

      …the wind and the sun were kindly caressing my hair

      …and soon, too, the rocks.

  27. Yo, Charles,

    Tell ya what, lets make a deal. I will inform you the ID/IP addy ect. of all 8 of my socks I and others use to post Commie Clap Trap on your blog. We do it to watch your bunch of loons follow us into the weeds of nutville.

    All you have to do is send election money to Tea Party canidates of our choice. Say, $500.00 each for each sock we turn in once the money is accepted and traced back to you.

    Easy way to rid yourself and your blog of evil socks,,, just sell out your soul one more time.

    No biggie.

    Yours ever as bad as possible.

    • dnd - cuz Chunky be Tweetin' da luv all day ebba day says:

      We do it to watch your bunch of loons follow us into the weeds of nutville.

      • Octopus says:

        I wish I had thought to create a mnion who’s a Muslim-convert, with a host of other problems such as chronic unemployment, estrangement from my family, obesity or anorexia, and a penchant for violent rhetoric on occasion.

        Oh, wait…maybe I did. 😆

  28. Or, if you can get the commie marxist dumbocrooks to send $100,000,000 to the Tea Party for election money we will tell Michael Mann our top secret way to change the freezing point of water. With that he, you, they can make up any Climate Distruption crap you want.

    I am a fair man you know that, right….

    • Because says:

      Are you saying he doesn’t already know? Expect a lawsuit for that.

    • Because says:

      And BTW, speaking of teh Mann, McIntyre is smacking his lawyers up one side and down the other here:

      This is some serious tldr, but it’s good stuff.

      • Arachne says:

        Mann is suing Mark Steyn for slander about his glo-bull warming claims. It was interesting to note that when Mann was told he did not have to produce his unpublished research in another matter, everyone danced and breathed a sigh of relief. Mann’s asinine and fraudulent behavior remind me of one of the best lines of Leon Uris’s QBVII when the plaintiff Nazi war doctor later humanitarian is confronted with the truth of his past:

        “Can’t you see all of you it’s a new plot against me…..They’re out to get me! They’ll hound me forever!”

        “Sir Adam…may I remind you, it was you who brought this action.”

  29. dnd - cuz Chunky be Tweetin' da luv all day ebba day says:

    Washington Post Editorial: Marco Rubio’s Rhetoric on Climate Change Casts Questions About His Judgment 34 minutes ago

    Yeah I agree. It’s pretty damn good since he’s not fooled by libturd propaganda lies and broken down inaccurate models that are never right! Just how good is his judgement do you think??? As good as Lincoln’s? Einstein’s?

  30. Octopus says:

    Climate Disruption Theory would be well represented by a logo featuring a Moore-ishly obese Chunky McDumbth, seated on a dangerously overloaded folding chair, waving a NASA-logo’d hockey-stick chart. Wish I could draw. 😦

  31. OLT's Typical Leftist Racist says:

    A new low for Elizabeth Warren.

    I would agree that a liar like Fauxcahontas lecturing ANYONE is indeed low. However, I think Lieawatha’s true rock bottom was stealing scholarship monies meant for ACTUAL Native Americans, and usurping their oppressed minority credentials for her lily white self when it was expedient to do so.

    Tell me, Stalker Charles, what has Running Mouth done for the Native American community to atone for her transgressions, falseness, lies, and theft?

    Yeah, that’s what I expected. You know, Stalker Charles, this whole “white privilege” thing is IMO a crock of shit invented by the divisionist race-baiters of the Progressive Left, but in the case of Crockagawea I might be persuaded that it exists, at least for Democrat liars (redundant) who have no problem riding on the backs of the actually unfortunate for their own personal gain. Well done, White Girl Lie A Lot.

    • Arachne says:

      And let’s not forget her “passed down Cherokee family receipes” from Oklahoma for addition to “Pow Wow Chow” included a crab dish – wow – wonder how long the crab season IS in Oklahoma. In fact, Lie-a-watha purloined those recipes word-for-word from the New York Times. You know, like a certain throbbing memo.

      • Because says:

        That’s kinda like Cherokee Hunan Rice. They all look the same, right?

      • trebob says:

        The crab season in Oklahoma starts at midnight January 1 and ends at 23:59 December 31. You go hunting them in a lot of fish market/specialty grocers usually during the day.

      • rightymouse says:

        She’s so full of it. 😆

  32. Octopus says:

    I was going to mention “Two Dogs Fucking,” but that seemed a little too overtly sexual for this early in the morning, and for such a homely paleface. How about “Deerleader?”

    • OLT's Typical Leftist Racist says:

      You know, the Native Americans I know (and I will freely confess I don’t know many that actually identify as such) are rather strict about their personal obligations to The People and both frown on Warren’s disrespect and con artistry.

      She not only stole from Native Americans, she insulted them with her actions, and took away from their young people, who in many cases DO grow up in poverty that does not resemble any of Warren’s white privilege* life experiences.

      *Enjoy that term, stalking Loozards. You asswipes invented it, and you’re going to be eating it every day I draw breath until you get wise enough to drop the class and race warfare and act like rational adults.

      • Arachne says:

        I work in a Native American Law Practice at my firm. Trust me. Indians loathe Elizabeth Warren. Without exception.

    • Kurt's smackdown on the asexual Lizardom says:

      well if we are talking about LGF and PLL , Lidane, Charles, Gus, Killgore, Hoosier Hoops, Kragar , Obdicutt, Furious burka and probably everybody cept the dearly departed iceweasel who sells it and Lawhawk who pays for it behind dumpsters, it’s ugly dogs not fucking

  33. rightymouse says:

    Charlie’s freaking out so much over Antarctica, he just HAS to Spamtweet Godzilla again.

    • Because says:

      “Frightening” says more about the obese drama queen than the planet.

    • Arachne says:

      Maybe he should actually READ the article instead of just gaze at the pretty pictures because they look like scary monsters:

      “But the researchers said that even though such a rise could not be stopped, it is still several centuries off, and potentially up to 1,000 years away.”

  34. Octopus says:

    Warren speaks with forked-tongue about her ancestry, even in a recent book. It seems clear she used the fake Indian-heritage ruse to advance her academic career — there appears to be no other reason for her to refuse to release the questionnaire that would confirm or refute this.

    The Liberal MSM loves her, of course. They’ll do a lot to help cover her tracks, including walking behind her with a spruce-branch, obliterating her trail. Her “trail of tears,” I mean.

  35. rightymouse says:

    Because Threesies….

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, according to the people who are responsible to measure it, NO ASSHOLE it isn’t. BTW, why would the Jet Propulsion Laboratory be charged with dealing with glaciers in the Antarctic?

  36. Pakimon says:

    Time for yet more of “How Many Tweets Does It Take To Get To The Center of a Nontroversy?”

    Let’s find out!


    • Pakimon says:


    • Pakimon says:


      • Arachne says:

        Whereas you, Fatass the Wonder Gamer, never say anything sane to begin with. Perhaps you’d like us to promote your Twitter meltdown of two weeks ago.

      • Pakimon says:

        When a sniveling dickhead like Charles Johnson says something that sounds stupid, just wait a couple of days and he’ll “double down” on it. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Note that the ponytailed fat man grunted out those three tweets in under 18 minutes. 😆

      Must need some traffic at The Bog to raise funds for his survival cache of Cheetos due to the upcoming melting Antarctic ice catastrophe. 🙄

      • rightymouse says:

        Saw that too. Posting must be especially slow there today for Charlie to rev up his Tweet spaminator.

  37. Arachne says:

    And once again they trot out “Bill Nye the Science Guy” as some sort of authority on climate change and how dare you dispute it. Let’s see….your field is engineering, not geology, not meteorology; you have never been employed to either study or forecast weather. You can put any shit you want on your Wikipedia page but it doesn’t make it true. I wonder, if the “deniers” trotted out someone with Geek Boy’s bona fides and CV, would the MSM listen to him? Oh hell no – they’d be saying “he’s not qualified to discuss this – besides 97% of scientists agree. From what I’m reading lately, scientists with actual STANDING to expound in the Climate Change debate are defecting in droves.

  38. rightymouse says:


    • rightymouse says:

      Charles Foster Johnson, Twitter spambot extraordinaire. Be careful, dude, you could get reported. Just sayin’. O_o

      • rightymouse says:


      • Arachne says:

        Maybe the Mighty Greenwald had you sent to the Twitter Gulag. Or maybe everybody blocked and reported your thrice-tweeted bullshit as spam.

    • Kurt's medical term you had to look up then wished you hadn't says:

      block and report thatpilonidal cyst !

      • Pakimon says:

        I had to look it up and I must say I wish I hadn’t.


        I was tempted to post one of the disgusting YouTube videos that popped up with my Google search as punishment for the above racist white space.

        I refrained because even I have scruples and mercy.

        Not much, but fortunately just enough… 😆

  39. Kurt's simple solution to the Voter ID dilemma says:

    Instead of voter ID lawa, how about a photo of every person voting. Facial recognition software can determine if they are SEIU or UAW and how many times they already voted that day

    or is that racist too, since it will also catch people with warrents.

    you would need a wide angle lens for Charles though

  40. Pakimon says:

    Either Chunkles is so stupid, it took him 19 times to comprehend what he was reading or he’s being a condescending dickhead to one of his hapless “followers”.

    You make the call. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      And he pimped his Amazon link praying someone stupid enough would buy the book so he’d get credit.

  41. Pakimon says:

    How much “skidmarked” underwear can you cram into a dishwasher? 😆

    • trebob says:

      Can I get onto the house across the street’s wifi connection if I move my cot to the front of the garage?

  42. Because we don't all use Virgin Mobile says:

    • Because asta mattafo you? says:

      Goose. I own three routers.

      • Octopus says:

        I only have two routers. I should get at least one more.

      • OLT's And A Bigger Lathe says:

        I have a 1/4 horse one, but I really want one of those big plunge jobs.

      • Octopus says:

        Ah, yes…the big jobbies. You must have some serious lampooning to do. You need at least 3 horses. Mind you don’t spook them, or they could spit the bit.

    • trebob says:

      Who the hell favorited that? That’s one of somebody’s favorite tweets? Really? Now I’m losing my will to live.


    • OLT's I Eat Servers For Lunch, Gussy says:

      You don’t have a server?

  43. poteen2 says:

    Sergey’s back!!!

    • OLT's Because Butthead says:

      Is easier to look at than his face!!!

      • Octopus says:

        Especially after his daily ration of vodka has him face-first in the azaleas outside the bunker.

      • poteen2 says:

        Interesting how a few comments here about Sergey’s absence and VOILA!
        Charlie reaches in his sock drawer and he’s back.