How To Survive a Twitter Attack

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  1. Octopus says:

    Trouble in Culver City! Better hunker down, hope it blows over. 😯

  2. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    When Chunk tries to be funny or witty it’s just hamfisted and a bit pathetic and embarrassing. And definitely not funny. Most the time he just comes off as angry and negative and full of hatred.

    Patton Oswalt shows off his funny, clever, witty, anti-Idiotarian, Twitter fu chops for all to take in and if you don’t get it then, jokes on you schmuck.

    • Octopus says:

      That was awesome! However, don’t be surprised if someone cracks on you for promoting the comedic stylings of a lefty, here. I said something nice about Chrissie Hynde the other day, releasing her first new song in ages, and you’d have thought I was promoting Al Franken for President-For-Life. 😉

    • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

      I actually didn’t know his politics. A quick Google tells me he voted for Obungle but appears to not be a toxic libturd hater of the Janine Garafolo or Alex Baldwin variety. And he’s independent enough to make some cracks at the Admin’s expense, putting comedy first:

      • Octopus says:

        He was troubled by a raging case of Bush Derangement Syndrome in the past, like most comedians. Me, I don’t practice strict PC Compliance on my entertainers, though some are forever written off if they cease to amuse or entertain me. I think of them as daft family, who I can still love despite their mental infirmity. Probably easier for people like me, who were basically 9/11 Republicans who had to re-examine everything.

        Oswalt is funny, and that was a brilliant gag. 😆

      • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

        Ha! Didn’t notice this comment. Pretty good company. Well actually they’re sick bastards (esp Norton) but that’s what makes them so good! :twisted::

        Alex Chamberlain • 17 hours agoPatton Oswalt, Jim Norton, Colin Quinn. 3 best comedians out there.

      • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

        k let’s see which one if any work:

        >:D or 👿 or 😈

      • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

        Wuh? :-/

  3. Octopus says:

    John Coleman’s Nekama’s Troll-Hammer Of Teh Warmening!

    ’600 page litany of doom’: Weather Channel Co-Founder John Coleman slams Federal climate report: A ‘total distortion of the data and agenda driven, destructive episode of bad science gone berserk’

    Coleman: ‘When the temperature data could no longer be bent to support global warming, they switched to climate change and now blame every weather and climate event on CO2 despite the hard, cold fact that the “radiative forcing” theory they built their claims on has totally failed to verify.’

    ‘The current bad science is all based on a theory that the increase in the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere from the exhaust of the burning of fossil fuels leads to a dramatic increase in “the greenhouse effect” causing temperatures to skyrocket uncontrollably. This theory has failed to verify and is obviously dead wrong. But the politically funded and agenda driven scientists who have built their careers on this theory and live well on the 2.6 billion dollars of year of Federal grants for global warming/climate change research cling to this theory and bend the data spread to support the glorified claims in their reports and papers.’

    • Bunk X says:

      Nekama’s Troll Hammer from 2003. It’s a classic.

    • Bunk X says:

      Only when you realize that Global Warming is all about Global Taxation does it start to make sense… and it’s evil.

      • stabby says:

        Believing in the international science conspiracy is even more stupid than believing in the international Jewish conspiracy. How does every kid who goes into science become a communist conspiracist against Christian civilization again?

        I would say “God, the stupid, it buuurns” except that I’m so used to it by now that it feels like a tepid puddle.

        It’s a normal night, the kids are tucked snug in their beds, the right wingers are jibbering their crazed paranoid rants and all is right with with the world.

      • frabby stinclair says:

        Ron Jeremy’s unit is tucked snug in stabby’s mom’s ass.

      • OLT's Not If It Bit You On The Ass says:

        Tell me what you know about science, stabby. I’ve got fifteen seconds, so tell me three times.

      • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

        If we’re so nuts StabFrank, then can you please tell us how if the need to address Anthropogenic Global Climate Change Disruption Warming Impending Disaster Doomday is so pressing that Obungle the Enlightened Preezydent Unicorn Messiah completely ignored it for 6 years and went golfing 200 times? Explain that. Here let me helps you with some options:

        (Choose one)
        a) He’s a fucking idiot
        b) He couldn’t give a flying shit
        c) He thinks it’s all a bunch of bullshit but polically useful
        d) a and b
        e) a and c
        f) b and c
        g) a, b and c

      • Just poop says:


        explain the 17 year 10 month pause in global warming

        then explain how this information is hidden at all levels from the global warmists, that count on global warming for trillions of dollars in wealth redistribution

        oops. that would mean you would have to do 5 seconds of critical thinking. nevermind

      • Octopus says:

        If Stabby-Poo had the brains to consider the billions of dollars being poured into the coffers of the “scientific” AGW Boondogglers every year, he’d realize that it would be much more insane to NOT believe there’s an organized conspiracy to compete for those dollars, euros and reichmarks. You know who’s not wasting their hard-earned money on this scam? China and Russia. They’re building their militaries.

  4. Juan Epstein says:

    • Octopus says:

      Only one girl said, “thank you.” 😡

      That’s kind of hot, but these guys are helping the rise of the machines, which are ready to take over any time now. Where is John Conner?

    • Just poop says:

      STONE THEM !

      -curious lurker

  5. Just poop says:


    Report !!!

    Retreat !!!



  6. Octopus says:

    Garage Boy was having a little eargasm of his own last night. Okay, Gus. You are cultural! 😆

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  7. Octopus says:

    How does every kid who goes into science become a communist conspiracist against Christian civilization again?

    This was explained by a brilliant, experienced professor yesterday, in this space. Keep up, Chunky-Poo!


    And who controls who, of the tiny handful of people broadly enough competent in the list above to have a good chance of being able to manage the whole project on the basis of their own directly implemented knowledge and skills AND who has the time and indirect support etc, gets funded? Who reviews the grants?

    Why, the very people you would be competing with, who all have a number of vested interests in there being an emergency, because without an emergency the US government might fund two or even three distinct efforts to write a functioning climate model, but they’d never fund forty or fifty such efforts. It is in nobody’s best interests in this group to admit outsiders — all of those groups have grad students they need to place, jobs they need to have materialize for the ones that won’t continue in research, and themselves depend on not antagonizing their friends and colleagues. As AR5 directly remarks — of the 36 or so named components of CMIP5, there aren’t anything LIKE 36 independent models — the models, data, methods, code are all variants of a mere handful of “memetic” code lines, split off on precisely the basis of grad student X starting his or her own version of the code they used in school as part of newly funded program at a new school or institution.

    In other words, the dumbth is built-in to the computer models used by all competing “scientific” organizations, seeking the golden cash-cow of the Boondoggle. It’s like the bad code of your own blog, Fatass. It will never work properly, and it would be too much trouble to start from scratch.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      And most of the scientists that sign up to endorse it who are not climate specialists, probably have not spent that much time actually delving into the specifics other than a cursory survey of a few papers, if that. It just sounds reasonable to them on the surface. They know the physics of greenhouse gases but not a whole lot about the specifics of the feedback models, and relaying on the reputations of the universities generating the data, they “believe” it.

      On the other hand, the group of scientists that sign up to note that there may be problems with AGW theory have probably actually spent some time reading alternative views to square what the prevailing voices are saying against the skeptics. And the conventional wisdomites are coming up short.
      I’ve gone down that exact path. A little reading makes you a believer. A lot more (coupled with many years of doing modeling of glass deposition systems and seeing first hand how model predictions can be, ehem, less than robust when the number of variables increases, to say the least) makes you naturally more of a skeptic. I can understand just enough of the math and physics to make me dangerous, but one thing I am sure of, I understand it better than people like Chunky.
      Now, I’m not even going to say there is zero warming due to the Industrial Age, like the guy above, I think there’s been a little bit, but the model predictions are insane, and what our overlords want to do about it is overboard and won’t work anyway. If it’s happening, for all intents and purposes, there’s not a damn thing we can do about it except adapt as best we can. The rest of it is a useless money grab.

      • Octopus says:

        I started as a believer, when I first started seriously looking into it around 2003. There’s so much support for it on the internet, and at so many supposedly “scientific” sites like Discover, Nat Geo and what have you, it took me a while to find the real skeptics with qualifications. Once you get to the real origins of the boondoggle, and see how the predictions have all been completely wrong, and see how many of the early founders of the theory have disavowed it, you can’t help but see it’s a money-grabbing scam that is self-perpetuating.

        In any investigation, you must follow the money. The money is massive, on the AGW-boondoggle side, as are the number of careers that have been and continue to be built on it. It’s going to take a long time to dismantle the machine.

  8. Octopus says:

    Today’s Waddling Orders call for more tweets declaring that all Benghazi questions have been asked and answered already, so shut up. Also, Fox News won’t let us have science tell us what to think about the climate, so they should shut up. Also, shut up about the Nigerian girls, that’s not very important in the face of the previous two orders.

  9. Octopus says:

    This is my weekly public service/penance for all the shit we give Dear Fatass — hope it helps him score some sweet, sweet love! Remember, Chunky: Confidence. It’s the whole key.

    • trebob says:

      This guy is a rockstar! The bit at 2.5 min in (if you haven’t watched it yet) GENIUS!

      This would not have worked as well at the Uni I went to, but it was a Christian school and the girls were a bit less, um, willing.

    • Just poop says:

      that’s not a guy in a fat suit . it’s Lidane, only he’s happy

  10. Arachne says:

    BTW – I’ve been dashing in and out. I predict that Bozo the President will point to this bogus bullshit report as his excuse NOT to okay the Keystone Pipeline. After which he will take off for another round of flights on his private jet with the 30-car motorcade.

  11. rightymouse says:


    • Because olo says:

      I don’t know which is the more laughable; the “good” part, or the “successful” part.

    • Just poop says:

      hey fishgrease

      Charles cuts and pastes 99% of his shit. you do know that right?

    • Octopus says:

      Fishgrease looks like yet another Chunky-sock, like Jamjam and the others. Nice try, Fatass! 😆

  12. osprey1 says:

    Charles Johnson craps golf balls when he is under Twitter attack?

  13. Octopus says:

    The jealousy…IT BURNS AND FESTERS!!

    • Because olo says:

      Greenwald owns “pernicious”. Chucky owns “newnoun”.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Yeah, everybody! Shut up and leave it to experts like John Schindler!

    • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

      Like Chunky owns…..

      • Arachne says:

        My fave video is still the one with his little girlish “Oh I be cute” shoulder shrug.

    • Just poop says:

      John Schindler @20committee

      The most pernicious impact of #SnowdenOp on public policy has been encouraging clueless people to weigh in on complex intelligence matters.

      Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs
      @20committee Careful – I think the Mighty Greenwald has a trademark on “pernicious.”

      The total Irony of Schindler’s statement Is completely lost on these two boners

  14. rightymouse says:

    And he’s off & frothing at the mouth!!! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Spam, spam & more spam!!!!!

      • Arachne says:

        No he doesn’t. But you keep harping on that asshat. We were hoping you’d do a meltdown again because we all stocked up on popcorn.

        He’s harping that there’s a “65% prediction of El Nino” by summer. Well, since that means a lot of rain, doofus, I should think you’d all be happy. Drought over. Except that I’ll bet we don’t see El Nino till the fall and the Climate Chicken Littles will tell us it’s the EARLIEST! EL! NINO! EVER!

        Meanwhile, Sierra ski areas will be saying “Shut the hell up you little twerps!” By the way this is so totally not unusual. I have seen this happen on at least two occasions since I moved to California in the late 70’s – a relatively dry winter followed by an El Nino winter – the last I really recall was 1998.

      • trebob says:

        Maybe we could craft a reply to Charles for Monsieur Greenwald since he’s probably much too busy to do it himself. Perhaps something like:

        Dear Charles,

        If I didn’t have you blocked or if I cared what you think I should or shouldn’t do, then I would respond by telling you to kiss my ass. Since both of those are true, I’ll just say piss off.



        I can feel the love in there.

    • Arachne says:

      Isn’t it funny that except for a few remoras, no one agreed with Fatass the Wonder Belly that we were a hate site.

    • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

      Weasel words there much Chunky FatAss??? Fake graph only because the number of times Brevik referenced LGF along with the other right wing sites had been scrubbed off of the “real original” graph by your lying deceitful progressive scumbag friends at StinkProgress.

      Fact: You really are right there at #3 with 33 references only behind Robert Spencer and Bat Ye’or.

      Do we think you caused the insane Brevik to commit mass murder? No. But you apparently do since you want to point the finger at your former right wing blog friends.

      So now why should Greenwald apologize for setting things straight? He’s sorry because what? You were brainwashed for eight years?

      • Arachne says:

        He says faked except it so wasn’t. He tried to claim that there were only attributions – 3 – in the footnotes. But apparently several people went back and counted.

  15. Arachne says:

    BTW guys, for those who are acquainted with Weasel Zippers – it appears Google has yanked Adsense off the site. Their reason? “You do not do original content in violation of the terms of service.” So now Zip has lost the revenue source. If you have an extra $10 you can spare to help him out, cruise on over.

    • Just poop says:

      Charles Icarus Johnson does original content?


      • Arachne says:

        He’ll claim the “member pages” are original content. However, I would imagine Adsense would most definitely like to know that he’s offering monthlies to keep from having to view the Ads.

      • Just poop says:

        we need a little birdie to give them a tweet


    • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

      Example of Chunk’s original content:

      OMG Glenn Greenwald is an unreal self adoring narcissist!
      OMG Pam Geller is a screeching racist bitch!
      OMG DoD is a deranged stalker hate site!
      OMG Fox News is so racist and anti science!
      OMG give me $79.95. It’s the only way to turn off the popups! As far as you know.

      Everything else is ripped off guitar videos, awful vimeo vids, and lying proggie propaganda

  16. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    It gets even more pathetic. Now according to LGF (Gus) Glenn Greenwald hates the poor kidnapped Nigerian girls. In reality GG commented on the wisdom of intervention and well that’s gone over the decades. It did occur to me too the other day that this attempt to intervene by the Obungle crew might very well end up getting those poor kids killed.

    Chunk’s comment:
    2 Charles Johnson
    May 8, 2014 11:48:31am replyquote 16downupreport

    And notice: Greenwald hasn’t said one word in support of the kidnapped girls. All he’s done is attack those who think we should do something to try to save them.

    Because Chunk’s arbitrary and wildly shifting standard is the only one that matters! All journalists must establish their support for kidnapped Nigerian children because we need to now where you stand. You be might all for kidnapping children.

    • Just poop says:

      Glenn hasn’t posed with a #photo yet ???

      SHAME ON HIM !!! Because you have to have social media concern or else you don’t care about things!

      Charles, why haven’t you posted your photo holding the hashtag yet?

      could it be you are HIDEOUS?

      • OLT's Otherwise I Am ALL In, Baby says:

        OK, I’d photoshop Jabba the Hutt with a # sign, but (a) that would be cruel (b) I don’t own a Photoshop license and (c) I don’t know how.

  17. trebob says:

    Hey Ocky! One of you own making the state safer. Let’s hope the racist slave masters Charles and Stabby don’t take away her right to defend herself.

    She needs to change ammo though. Two shots with a .45 in the legs shouldn’t have let him wander so far off.

  18. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    Oh brother! ObserverArt has super perceptively ferreted out that Greenwald is a RACIST!!! See he doesn’t care about Nigerian kidnapped girls for the same reason he doesn’t worship Obungle! Man way to put the pieces together Art. This could be like a throbbing memo. Never mind GG’s gay and Jewish and his husband is gay and Brazilian!

    62 ObserverArt
    May 8, 2014 12:28:00pm replyquote 2downupreport

    re: #2 Charles Johnson

    And notice: Greenwald hasn’t said one word in support of the kidnapped girls. All he’s done is attack those who think we should do something to try to save them.

    Which make me start to ask questions. I am not sure this has been discussed around here, or if it has, I may not have seen it.

    So to the point.

    Does Glenn have a problem with an African American president?

    Add in the fact that as you say he does not mention the girls…and that starts sending off some rather strange signals.

    Don’t mention it to him. That will really set him off. And no, I am not saying he IS a racist. That can only be revealed by him. I am asking if he is revealing it as we go.

  19. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    densewench makes this comical statement totally missing the obvious irony. She claims this describes Glenn Greenwald:

    I have also seen a degree of self-centeredness that makes him bigoted against anyone who is not him.

    And you hang out at LGF why??? Why don’t you try differing with Chunky densewench, like that time you….well never ever did?

  20. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    Chunk keepin’ it classy. Way to go Chunk. You’re really going to propel yourself into the high level international debate in the media by calling an internationlly acclaimed, award winning journalist an asshole.

    Glenn didn’t call you crass, hateful names. He merely pointed out the past you are perpetually unable to escape due to your being a liar and a treacherous turncoat creep.

    100 Charles Johnson
    May 8, 2014 12:40:33pm replyquote 4downupreport

    Seconded. RT @chezpazienza: Glenn Greenwald: Asshole #BringBackOurGirls
    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 8, 2014

  21. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    Yeah well, no one really knows what the fuck you’re blathering about because it’s all a bunch of one-sided self-pitying noise. Who told you what? Was it one of the job interviewers? You expect them to want to hear about your business plans when they’re trying to hire? Are you a moron? Don’t answer that!

    One thing’s for sure, you’re definitely in the wrong country under the wrong regime hoping to start a business. Under Obungle many more businesses have closed:

    Per the report, since 2008 firm entries have plummeted while firm exits have skyrocketed. Thanks Obungle!!!

    173 Lidane
    May 8, 2014 1:34:50pm replyquote 3downupreport

    I just love getting unsolicited career advice, especially after getting up at the crack of dawn so I could get ready and get myself to two different job interviews before noon, and when I have four job applications, three RSVPs for networking/career events, and three jobsites open right now as I type this.

    And it’s so much fun when I get blown off when I start to talk about the idea for what kind of business I want to start someday. The best part is being told to focus on my current job search because I need to pay the bills. No shit. I fucking know that already. I don’t need anyone to remind me of that. BTW, did I mention how much I loved the suggestion that before I start a business I might want to consider taking some business classes at the local community college first? You know, because getting an MBA somehow didn’t involve taking any business classes. WTF.

    Ugh. What an obnoxious day. I need a drink. But first I need to finish these applications and send off these RSVPs. =P

    • Just poop says:

      don’t worry Lidane, once we get a president like Obama, the recovery will sweep your fat ass into a job!!

  22. Just poop says:

    Charles is the Mel Kiper, Jr. of the blogosphere