What Charles should be doing with his meaningless life

While I was on vacation I took these pictures.



Charles, get out and go to the beach. Stop worrying about Glenn Greenwald or Nazis taking over the world.


115 Comments on “What Charles should be doing with his meaningless life”

  1. Octopus says:

    He can’t go to the beach. It’s too awkward, being mistaken for a beached whale. Last time, they thought he was about to pop from all the gas building up inside, and the horrible smell.

  2. livefreeor die says:

    You’ll have to lure him there with promises of tankers to photograph.

  3. Doppel paragraph 18 says:

    Charles would never go to the beach. There’s no WiFi

  4. Because olo says:

    He can’t go to the beach, he’s got big, important conspiracies to ‘splode.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Um, I hate to pop the Bob and Chuck folie a deux but a court granted Judicial Watch’s request. It’s not like they just walked in there and grabbed the documents.

      • Minnow says:

        You “types” are so obsessed with “facts”. Come on – this is Barry talking… BARRY for Christ’s sake!

        You know…. the guy with the forked tongue…. the split personality and the multiple greasy chins.

        Because RIGHT WING MONEY!!11!

    • Arachne says:

      I would have thought these two clowns would have forfeited their right to criticize anyone’s “source” when their go-to is Media Matters for America and Pro Publica. Of course, notice that they fail to address the real issue here – why were these emails not among those that were turned over to Congress. Also, why were the emails that WERE turned over to Congress different than the ones obtained by Judicial Watch?

      I hate to break it to you two odious effing toads, but 75% of America wants to know the truth about what really happened in Benghazi and why this criminal administration covered up the facts. That you DON’T want the truth about it tells me one thing – you’re completely afraid of it.

      Four families want answers. So FOAD.

  5. Octopus says:

    The whole Birther-thing is seeming more and more like it was planned, though it worked too well to be one of Obama’s team’s plans. Basically, if you believe that he used his supposed Kenyan ancestry for Affirmative Action gains during his education and early (ghost)writing career, as several documents attest, you’re a racist. If you think he really was born in Kenya, you’re a Birther. Either way, you are a crazy wingnut.

    • Arachne says:

      It was the Hildebeest that first brought up the “born in Kenya” idea, spawned mainly from the hint trail left by Obama to enhance his resume and sell himself. Only after he decided to run for President would it come back to haunt him. His failure to put the matter to rest did, in fact, make some people believe he DID have something to hide. Now, of course, we know that he is no stranger to coverup. At this point, it doesn’t make a dime’s worth of difference.

  6. Octopus says:

    Is Jon Stewart really intending to die on that hill? Not that he’d ever be held accountable for his clownish bullshit, but this one is bad. Americans died, and there was a cover-up. Beckel says nobody cares about a cover-up, but I refuse to believe that. I think a lot of people will care, when the truth comes out. I think the Obamanauts think so, too, which is why they are scrambling for cover now.

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, maybe the comedian should check – at the last poll, 75% of Americans want to know the truth. Which is UP from the last poll.

  7. Abu McPannus says:

    Can’t comment on Jon Leibowitz-Stewart because I refuse to watch his crappy show. Refuse.
    Why the name change, Jonny boy? Afraid you’d appear Jewish? Really? Stewart is totally WASPINO – wasp in name only.

  8. Abu McPannus says:

    Where Were You

  9. ISTE says:

    Pure, true, everlasting love only happens once in a lifetime.

    I am so grateful that I was in the right place.

    • Bunk X says:

      I’ve always considered you to be a friend even though I hate you more than Beed does, and yes, you were in the right place, ISTE.
      Now if someone can figure out how to get the quote button back, I’ll retract what I just said.

      • Bunk X says:

        Not only will I retract it, I’ll rewrite it so that it appears as a Caesar code, with twice the depth, and in binary.

    • calo says:

      ISTE is stealing something other than strawberries these days.


    • Octopus says:

      When the robots take over, this will be the music they force everyone to listen to, on pain of death. When the song goes, “Down, down, down…,” you will go down, or you will be removed from the dance floor.

      Stop messing around with the AI, you geeks. You don’t know what you’re fooling with.

  10. Octopus says:

    Here’s another song for ISTE, from humans:

  11. Pakimon says:

    Of course they will. The stench of democrat desperation is so strong even the obtuse denizens of the GOP in Washington can’t help but get a whiff.

    Especially when the new buzzphrase “Climate Disruption” is trotted out.

    The thinking (if you can call it that) of the donks and their tools in the “science” community and the media is that “climate disruption” will be much more scary and terrifying to the low information, unwashed proles then bland terms like “climate change” and “global warming”.

    Place your bets on when the Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail starts bleating this new buzzphrase on Twitter with all the obligatory drama and “gravitas” 🙄 😆


    • Arachne says:

      The report was written by environmental front groups with an agenda. 30,000 scientists have signed the petition saying AGW/climate change/climate disruption is bullshit.

    • Arachne says:

      Notice that they now have to change the terminology YET AGAIN. When there was no warming for 17 years, they change the buzzword to “climate change.” When that is proving to look ridiculous, they now have “climate disruption.”

      And I’m sure the only cure, Fatass, will be to tax us within an inch of our lives and put the government in charge of everything. Considering that at least I have a well-paying job and a salary, I should do fine. You, however, won’t even be able to afford that artisan cheese sandwich (does anyone think it was anything more than two pieces of Wonder Bread and a slice of effing Kraft Singles? Artisan my ass.

    • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

      He’s just rowing the progressive boat. I went to CNN’s website and they’re doing the same thing. They’re saying “most Americans” believe in this crap when they don’t. They’re attributing (because the report evidently does) all adverse weather affects like droughts, tornados, hurricanes, to this Climate Disruption (whatever that is) even though statistically weather events have been no more frequent nor severe than anytime in the past. And no scientist has ever linked weather events to any climate changes. It’s nothing more than brazenly purveying lies in order to expand government and appoint crooked cronies and entrench the Marxists more and more.

      And here’s a hoot from CNN’s website:

      James Cameron tackles climate change

      The James Cameron hypocrite video. Always fun to review when this dipshit jackass starts spouting off and telling people how to live to save the planet. He never seems to learn his leasson.

      • Octopus says:

        The movie, “Avatar,” told me everything I need to know about Cameron. Oh, my aching ass. 😆

  12. Just poop says:

    Charles needs to ear more prunes. He’s full of shit

  13. PeteP says:

    Here’s what Chucky should be doing: since he’s so concerned about the “War on Women”, how about condemning the mass kidnapping of Nigerian girls by Muslims as well as the ideology and teachings the kidnappers use to justify their appalling actions. And we know what ideology that is, don’t we Chuck?

  14. Arachne says:

    Mark Levin last night read an exhaustive list of items for which “climate change” is supposedly having an effect. It is positively ridiculous. But you double down Fatass – your retweet number is anemic.

  15. Just poop says:

    it’s 17 years
    since we had global warming
    drive more SUV’S !!!!1

  16. Octopus says:

    One day of reading Watts Up With That would cure 90% of Americans of this delusion, assuming they were intelligent people with decent reading comprehension. That’s assuming a lot, I know.

    Here’s their report on this latest Global Climate Crisis OMG!!1! Report, which Chunky is too stupid and brainwashed to understand. There’s another article over there which explains in detail why the computer models don’t work, and will not be made to work in the foreseeable future, but the Boondogglers persist in leaning on their totallly-false predictions. Compare the education and experience of the author in computer design and research with Dear Fatass’s modest (and unpromising) career in website design. 😆

    National Climate Assessment report: Alarmists offer untrue, unrelenting doom and gloom


  17. trebob says:

    Charles should ear more prunes
    for what reason do you say
    Charles has shit for brains

  18. Arachne says:

    The truly laughable thing that none of these proggie hypocrites are pointing out is that President Putz and his family travel in SEPARATE jets leaving hours apart; they utilize 30-car motorcades everywhere they go, creating massive traffic jams in high-density traffic areas on freeways, often during rush hour. That the DOG has traveled alone on a jet.

    Did any ONE of these so-called journalists think to call this dirtbag out on his contribution to pollution? Where’s effing holier-than-thou Johnson on this one? Oh yeah, with his head up Obama’s ass.

    • Octopus says:

      Doge says: “Very travel. So spendy. Much cute!”

      And to critics? “Shut up.”

    • Just poop says:

      for even questioning the carbon footprint of “the one” PBUH, we have your prius waiting to take you to the re-education gulag and ACORN envelope stuffing center.


      • Arachne says:

        Considering what a Prius costs, for all its ugliness, I’ll gladly stuff envelopes if it gets me a free one.

        I saw an electric car backing up the other day – no sound at all. Am I crazy to think there will be all sorts of mishaps when no one car hear those cars coming (or going for that matter)?

      • Octopus says:

        No, you’re not crazy. Silent vehicles will be a huge problem, when and if they reach large numbers. There’s a lot of chatter about how to add artificial noise to them, but no real direction in that area. It will take some traffic deaths to get the nanny-state interested.

      • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

        Especially so for electric motorcycles.

      • Octopus says:

        On the plus-side, there will be a lot fewer blind people tapping around on our sidewalks, or with their filthy dogs, going into restaurants and making us feel bad because they’re blind, and don’t you dare pet my dog, because he’s working. Fuck those people! 😡

      • Octopus says:

        “Prius Be Upon Him.” Putting its coal-fired carbon-footprint right on his forehead.

  19. Octopus says:

    This pretty much speaks for itself, and for all followers of the Unicorn Messiah. Drink the Kool-Aid, and eat the poop-cookie. Salud!

  20. Just poop says:

    Is Charles the fat one?

  21. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    And now for something humorous. Er I mean completely RACIST!

    Al Sharpton’s daily teleprompter fails on AMESSNBC:

  22. Octopus says:


    The Big Lie is AGW itself, in all its various aliases and disguises. It doesn’t exist, and there’s no evidence that CO2 is having any effect on global temps.

    However, the ancillary lie that is making the rounds now, with the goal of securing a panicked populace’s acquiescence to more taxes and restrictions that will do nothing but make money for special interests while hurting the overall economy, is that climate change is reversible. Not even the True Believers believe that! But Obama and the Palace Guard Media is telling this lie all over the place, as if it’s Allah’s own truth.

    Unicorn Poop. It’s what’s for breakfast.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That’s the worst lie, that if they killed the Koch Brothers, horrible tornados would stop in their tracks.
      If it’s happening, there’s not much we can do about it other than eventually stopping emissions dead in their tracks by going all nuclear. But by then the concentration will have saturated out.

      • Octopus says:

        Nuremberg trials are called for, with Greenpeace activists supervising the resulting hangings. Maybe PETA.

    • Just poop says:

      didn’t you rubes get the memo?
      electing “the one” began the healing……

      and it’s working !!! there has been no global warming since this day!!

  23. Octopus says:

    My daughter in NYC has a friend who works at the zoo there, so she got to spend the morning playing with baby gorillas. This is called, “having connections.” Baby gorillas. 🙂

    • trebob says:

      Racist dog whistle. (ask George). 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        I thought about that, after I posted it. Very racist dog whistle, and I should have heard it, but it must have been just outside my range.

        George doesn’t see color, though. Well, I guess he sees some, but not as vividly as us two-legs. Relies on his nose a lot. He can tell a great deal about a person, by jabbing his snout in their crotch.

  24. Octopus says:


    From daughter’s page, today…George commandeering her bed.

    • Octopus says:

      He is not worried about Global Climate Chaos OMG!!1! Not in the slightest. There’s a squirrel in the yard that runs across our roof that’s got him bothered, and a cat that lives in the woods behind the house he wants to get to know, but that’s about it. Snoozin’ and treats. Go for a walk occasionally. I want his life.

  25. Octopus says:

    Fatass and his pals love to talk about Catholic priests and gay Republicans, but they are silent on the Hollywood Cult Of Pedophilia, which is busting loose at long last. It’s disgusting exploitation and rape, it’s been around for a long time, and it’s widespread, but the Left is simply not interested in talking about it. Why, Chunky? You must tell us.



  26. trebob says:

    George doesn’t see color, though. Well, I guess he sees some, but not as vividly as us two-legs.

    I was reading an article the other day about how the thinking now is that dogs (and cats) are seeing in the ultra-violet and maybe infra-red ranges. It makes total sense when you think about from a predator POV. Urine markings are kinda universal and to see them or saliva drops for tracking would be an amazing ability. I’ll have to dig that up and re-read it.

  27. trebob says:

    He can tell a great deal about a person, by jabbing his snout in their crotch.

    The very words Bill Clinton lives by.

  28. Octopus says:

    Dogs and cats split from each other roughly 55 million years ago. Gorillas and Homo Sapiens, only 8.8 million years. So, there’s that to think about.

  29. Octopus says:

    Fish and Human ancestors diverged about 462.5 million years ago.

    • rightymouse says:


    • Abu Wiley says:

      BC was my favorite comic strip.I have over a dozen dusty paperbacks I bought back in the ’70s and ’80s. Johnny Hart was the best! There’s also a “clams got arms!”

  30. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    Now here’s a lady after Chunk’s own weakened, diseased heart. Apparently she’s adopted the LGF business plan to get elected to Congress:

    Step One: Insult everyone you disagree with, preferably in some kind of sexually vulgar way.


    Don’t worry she’s getting killed. Her website: http://www.trish4congress.com/

    I’m Trish Causey, and I am not a politician. I am an ActivistArtist.

    Oh brother. And talk about “crazy eyes”.

  31. Octopus says:

    Still no comment from Furious Burka on Boko Haram’s abduction of 200 Nigerian schoolgirls, and threats to sell their Christian asses into sex slavery. Gross put a news blurb into his page on the subject, which prompted Skip Intro to comment, “If these guys ever hook up with the Christian right, we’ll be living in a world of hurt.” Nice blog you’ve got there, Fatass. 😆

    • Doppel milyo says:

      if those guys ever hook up with the Christian right, you will have some dead terrorists and some girls back with their parents

      PS: fuck you skip intro

    • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

      And if Skip Intro ever hooks up with a functioning brain he might be dangerous, but only to himself.

  32. Pakimon says:

    Furious Burka is too busy finding out who is “scientifically literate”.

    Via a Chunkster tweet.

    If you want to take the quiz, here’s the link so you don’t have to wade into The Bog.


    I scored 92%. Not bad for an aging anti-science climate change disruption denier. 😈

    Note also, that Chunky, even though he tweeted about it, declined to post his miserable score take the test. 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    I thought this was a joke somebody told, earlier. No, Harry really said it. He’s completely insane. 😆


  34. Octopus says:

    Note to Fatass: Glenn didn’t call you anything. He’s got you back on “Total Ignore, Drive Crazy.” It’s a short drive, btw. Never leaves the driveway.

  35. windbag says:

    Don’t know why it didn’t embed. One more try… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBrHkxqNT7s

  36. Octopus says:

    *Remove “s” from “https”

  37. Octopus says:

    It’s got all the hallmarks of a quasi-religion, Fatass. Doesn’t that make it a lot of superstitious hooey, by your own standards? Or do you really believe in a religion whose own founders have completely disavowed? (ya filthy animal, ya)

    • Abu Milyo says:

      “Superstition”? Really, fat ass? Climate change has been occurring for 4 – 5 billion years, yet YOU think you have it figured out. No, Charles Fuckface Johnson, you don’t.
      Fuck you, Stalker Charles, and stop wading into debates which you are ill-equipped to opine.

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