Charles Johnson & Little Green Footballs Now Cut & Paste From Daily KOS

KOS LINKY

Yeah, right, a cattle rancher is a terrorist. Way to go KiTA & Charles “I AM LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALLS IT’S ONLY ME” Johnson.

This is kind of amazing, given that Johnson (even after he went scooters) disparaged and mocked Markos Moulitsas for years, and for good reason.

BTW, dudebro, update your photo so we can post it on http://www.ATasteOfCulverCity.com.

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173 Comments on “Charles Johnson & Little Green Footballs Now Cut & Paste From Daily KOS”

  1. stabby says:

    Since I don’t actually care I’m not going to spend a minute finding out for myself, but I’ll point out that if the report is true, then calling Bundy morons terrorists is just normal characterization of their actions. And the rhetorical part is pointing out he hasn’t been called that, but that it’s hypocritical to avoid the label.

    In any case they are the dumbest people on the continent – Bundy’s clan thinks that the Bureau of Land Management works for the United Nations.

    I once argued with an actual member of Hezbollah once – and with a Lebanese kid who believed Hezbollah brainwashing. I can testify that actual terrorists are exactly that uneducated, deluded and stupid.

    • Frabby Stinclair says:

      Ron Jeremy doesn’t care to spend a minute finding out if stabby’s mom prefers shooting his load in her face or up her keister.

    • Doppel standard says:

      “I’m not going to spend a minute finding out for myself”

      What else is new?

      Sir, you are the dumbest fuck on the internet

    • trebob says:

      […]I’m not going to spend a minute finding out for myself[…]

      S.N.A.F.U.

    • poteen2 says:

      I spent the minute. The link goes to a CBS report about how local businesses lost $100,000 because of Bundy. Even though the BLM was booking a pile of hotel rooms in Mesquite.
      9 unsubstantiated anonymous threats and 3 Bundy cowboys attending a council meeting are the gist of their ‘terrorist’ meme.
      From local Dems to CBS to DK to Charlie. Go read it. It’s a lie.
      Also, try this.
      http://www.pjtv.com/?cmd=mpg&mpid=84&load=9670

      • Arachne says:

        I don’t seem to recall story after story on CBS about the damage done by OWS especially in Oakland. Lighter fluid’? Really? Around the cars?

        I get it. When OWS was literally terrorizing Oakland and victimizing businesses in New York City, it was all ” God bless them at the media.

      • Arachne says:

        CBS – the network that got rid of Sharyl Atkisson because of her “obsession” about getting to the truth about Bengahzi. And published forged military documents about George W. Bush and coordinated same with the Kerry campaign. A real impartial source.

  2. DudeBro says:

    Bundy! Look, squirrel! Yawn. Meanwhile back in the real world chuckles, your messiah Obama and his thugs in the whitehouse covered up and lied about 9-11-12, Benghazi. Period. Not an internet video, but an organized al qaeda attack.

    • Octopus says:

      The Benghazi Squirrel is now, “Well, Bush lied 735 times in the lead-up to Iraq, so-o-o-o-o…”

      It’s a devastating shut up argument. Shut up about Benghazi. Racism!

  3. Doppel standard says:

    they sound just like Occupy Wall Street

    have they crapped on squad cars yet Charles?

  4. trebob says:

    WOW! DailyKOS says someone squirted a little Kingsford fluid around a van so Charles points and squeals “terrorists!”

    Kill our ambassador and three other state depth personnel and burn down a counsel annex and Charles yawns and bleats “nontroversy.”

    The boy is broken, plain and simple.

  5. buzzsawmonkey says:

    It’s just like a cheap Western movie! I bet you those rogue Bundys will stampede their cattle through the center of town, and they will run amok through the saloon and the general store!

    • Octopus says:

      There goes the powder-keg!

    • Pakimon says:

      What the town needs is a sheriff to ensure law is maintained and to protect it from the Bundy gang.

      A sheriff with “heft”…

      And a magical jazzy ponytail.

      Just think of the Hollywood possibilities!

      A Fist Full of Cheetos

      For a Few Cheetos More

      The Dumb The Fat and The Ponytailed

      Mountain Dew Drifter

    • ISpeakCow says:

      Cows With Guns

    • Because says:

      It won’t be over until J.R. Ewing screws Cliff Barnes 6 ways from Christmas and Sue Ellen cries.

    • Bunk X says:

      Number 6.

  6. Doppel standard says:

    what’s next, Will Bundy call Clarence Thomas an uncle Tom and Will he call condolleezza rice Aunt Jemima?

    oh wait, that’s members of the lizard community ,not Bundy, that did that with the Blessing of Charles Racist Fuckface Johnson.

    nevermind

  7. Octopus says:

    Signed,

    Fuckface

  8. Pakimon says:

    Uh oh.

    Geert Wilder is up to his nasty tricks again! Or something…

    Is a Chunkles’ thrown Pamtrum not too far behind? The suspense is killing me. 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    Clearly a Tea Party Christian Creationist!

  10. Octopus says:

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-man-in-good-condition-after-west-englewood-shooting-20140503,0,8262.story

    4 shot in River North among 2 killed, 17 wounded across city

    …why no tweets from Randall Gross, retweeted by Dear Fatass?

  11. Octopus says:

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-mug-photogallery,0,5488047.photogallery

    Paging through the mugs, looking for the murderers and whatnot, there’s a shocking lack of Tea Party types. What is up with that, Chunky?

    • rightymouse says:

      This is the result of the destruction of families in America. No daddies present, lots of drugs, alcohol and zero moral guidance.

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    Advice for the Big C.

  13. Octopus says:

    Just kidding…of course I’m still online. The hockey game hasn’t started yet. 🙂

    This is just a great piece by Teh Other McCain: http://theothermccain.com/2014/04/25/lynn-beisner-is-a-pseudonym/

    The bullshit that is spewed by the Left in general, and radical feminists in particular, is unbelievable. Literally and figuratively. Because, well, it’s all bullshit. Most of it, anyway.

  14. gizbot7 says:

    Good flipping grief. That was actually painful to read. 🙄

    • Octopus says:

      Well, Eve screwed it up for all of us. God’s still pissed. We all still have to wear clothes, too, which is a really expensive item with three fashionable young ladies in the home (or still sending their bills home…). 😡

      But thank God, and Eve, that most people wear clothes. Nobody needs to see all that pannus!

  15. windbag says:

    I don’t recall where they were as vocal in their opposition to the OWS crowd. Charles is goosestepping with a crowd that is about 10 times to the left of center than he ever ventured to the right. There was a time when someone as extreme as Charles now is would have invited his much-deserved scorn. Now, he’s become what was once despised. Whatever mental illness(es) he suffers from, it’s becoming troublesome. Still funny, but troublesome.

    • Minnow says:

      I think Barry has been a fake his entire life. He doesn’t know who he is… no one else does either . All that matters to Barry is that everyone worships him no matter what message he happens to send out on any given day.

      All Barry knows is what every narcissist knows. He is brilliant. His body is awesome. He is loved and adored by all.

      Of course, all we can see is a confused, elderly man who still wears baseball caps and sports a pony tail….. who is fat, totally out of shape and has three pasty white chins (he got more chins than China Town mahng).

  16. Minnow says:

    I get this image of Barry as the comic book guy in Simpson’s flailing in a cheese sandwich of epic proportions and Barry is trying to swim through the hot cheese.

    And I say…. Barry…. you should have ordered the grilled salmon…

    • Octopus says:

      That is the perfect illustration to this story. He definitely should have ordered the salmon.

  17. Octopus says:

    This makes me look smart.

  18. Octopus says:

    This makes me look hip.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Wow-so many people will find this useful because you need a computer “expert” to set up a playlist on ITUNES!

    • Arachne says:

      I have eight different playlists in iTunes and guess what – didn’t need dipshit to tell me how to do it.

  19. Octopus says:

    This makes me look old. 😦

    • Minnow says:

      who would it be, exactly, that cares WHAT he listens too??

      • Minnow says:

        oh – yeah…. that’s right….. the multitude of adoring fans…..

        hahahahahahaha

      • Octopus says:

        That’s not fair! Because…Gus. Gus cares. Gus retweets his musical selections. It’s like they’re real friends, hanging out in the same bunker/garage.

        “Can we play another game of Minecraft, Charles?”
        “Yeah, man…but first I gotta go on the internet and talk to these Thais. This will only take about 20 minutes.”

      • Arachne says:

        BTW Rundgren is wearing a Thai performance mask. Who does he think he is? A renegade cast member of “The King and I?” He’s not Thai? Is he making fun of the Thai people.
        Hunan Rice! RAAAAACIST.

    • Every music fan in the universe says says:

      Todd Rundgren sucks

      • Arachne says:

        I’m sure we’ll be getting a tweet or two about how the Chuckster was a good friend of Rundgren back in the day.

      • Doppel milyo says:

        the understatement of the century

        I remember back when LGF was bumpin’ on Friday nights and Charles was a cool cat on the right, he would make these Friday night playlists and I would listen to the tracks

        track one- sucks
        track two- shit
        track three – more shit
        track 4- – WTF is this shit
        and so on

        it was my first glimpse into the mind of this weirdo. I mean if a guy has terrible taste in music, what else is wrong with him

        turns out….a lot

    • rightymouse says:

      That there is a Thai Khon Dance mask. Kewt! 🙂

  20. JimboXL says:

    Oh boy. Unless they link the threat to an actual person then it might as well be labeled bs. What better way to get the land then frame the other side. Meanwhile, we actually saw how the bowel movement department completely overreacted, I think they were almost ready to bring in SEAL team 6 over a grazing fee.

    Has LGF even declared whether terrorists were responsible for Benghazi or were they just protesters, while the ranchers are the terrorists? Oh my my my.

  21. Octopus says:

    Sadly, we know that you are WAY too stupid to begin to comprehend a subject this complex. You tweet it in hopes of fooling some imaginary people who might be impressed, but even those imaginary folks are like, “Yeah, right!” 😆 That’s them, laughing imaginarily.

  22. What about the Benghazi 4, douchebag? says:

    Retweeted by Charles Johnson
    Lisa Todd Sutton @LisaToddSutton · 9h

    In Memory of the Kent State Four http://open.salon.com/blog/dennis_knight/2009/05/03/four_dead_in_ohio

    • HaikuMan says:

      Kent State four? Really?
      Dude! Wasn’t that, like, over
      Forty years ago?

      • Arachne says:

        44 to be exact. And of course if the effing students hadn’t been acting up the National Guard wouldn’t have been on effing campus in the first place and two students who had nothing to do with their tantrum wouldn’t have died.

      • dnd - bil-yuns won't be says:

        I was thinking that too. This is part of Chunky’s super hip libtard progressive outlook now. People who become victims because of their own ill advised actions are just innocent blameless victims. Let’s remember them in their martyrdom. Like illegal immigrants are just immigrants who are victims of xenophobic bigots. And black people disagreed with by whites are victims of racism. The Kent State four were just minding their business when the Nat. Guard decided to shoot their asses dead. Screw any facts, it’s all about a narrative that supports the eventual end result of American Marxism.

    • Madame secretary says:

      WHAT DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT DOES IT MAKE !!!!!??

  23. OLT's Why Do I Read These Things??? says:

    “I listen to a lot of music, but mostly I like to keep the heavy rotation to newer tunes. I think this keeps me young, forward-looking, and out of a deep nostalgia rut that can become a sucking morass…”

    Holy Schnikes, Randall is full of himself.

    No wonder Regressives are so unhappy and bitter. Their entire life is spent avoiding one terrible trap or another.

    • trebob says:

      Don’t know why you read that stuff! You should know, better than anyone, never go to the donkey show. Not even the short bus annex of it.

      Now, say five hail Regans and pour bleach into your left ear.

    • Because says:

      … you don’t get that ding if you don’t read that thing …

  24. Inspector Fromage says:

    Artisanal cheese
    Harvested from Chuck’s pannus
    even Gus declines

  25. trebob says:

    Really miss the comment numbers and quote thing. Perhaps a different WP Theme is in order? INove is retired isn’t it?

  26. Arachne says:

    This is off topic, but you can say a quick prayer for Eddie Andrieni today, please do. Eddie was a good friend of the Flyboy and they were pilots together. Eddie lost his life yesterday when his plane crashed at the Travis Air Force Base Air Show, while he was performing an inverted ribbon.

    Thanks.

  27. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    Word 2 ya mothah hen

    Scientists race to develop farm animals to survive climate change

    http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-climate-chickens-20140504,0,2628316.story#ixzz30r6m9j4A

  28. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    Because the VP is like a movie star and I’m lke a star struck teenager!!!

    Hilarious Video: VP Joe Biden and the 2014 Corvette Stingray lgf.bz/1hqE33e 1 hour ago

    Actually the video is a bit tasteless. There’s a gag in there in there where he and J. Dreyfus’ character go to WaPo and make up their own headlines. Biden makes one up “EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE VP, BIDEN CREATES 9 MILLION JOBS AMERICA ELATED”

    Yeah hilarious. With unemployment chronically high through the Obungle Preezydency and despite his boss’ numerous pledges to “pivot” to the issue, Biden’s got time to goof off with TV stars and make jokes about creating jobs.

    Har har.

  29. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    I just ran across this terribly racist comment in regards to the article link. It’s like this guy has feverishly dreamed up some sort of link between Islam and militancy in the Third World. Guess he didn’t get the news from Chucky Fat Pants that it’s Christians that are the REAL problem:

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-05-04/muslims-flee-homes-after-rebel-massacres-in-india-s-assam.html

    What do you expect after attempting to live with the people of peace and they spit in your face? India deals with DAILY, nonsense from the 100 million Muslims that live in that nation. Bombings, abductions, killings and violence are a regular occurrence from India’s Muslim population; Islam is not peace and has proven time and time again in the past 30yrs it cannot live in peace so when non-Muslims snap and say ENOUGH!!!!, then the people of peace run to the cameras, UN and white liberals to take up their cause. In Nigeria the people of peace (Muslims) have already killed over a thousand this year alone and have brought the body count in the past 5 yrs to 10.000 via bombings, shootings, hackings and of course beheadings. Chad, Algeria, Libya and Sudan are have also racked up the body count against their non-Muslim neighbors but that is seldom heard from the MSM. So what are we to do? Actually nothing because they know they have friends in the U.S. government and media. I have a horrible feeling that these clowns will get or already have a WMD in our nation via the Southern border. If that day comes—and I pray it never happens, we are in big trouble—don’t believe for one second they do not have nukes in their possession.

  30. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    Remember: the right wing talking point that the Obama admin “concocted” a story about an anti-Islam video is FALSE: littlegreenfootballs.com/article/42916_… 43 minutes ago

    Of course not. Chunky has waved his magical progressive wand and made it so. Gouge out those lying eyes….

    September 13 — Jay Carney

    “The protests we’re seeing around the region are in reaction to this movie. They are not directly in reaction to any policy of the United States or the government of the United States or the people of the United States.”

    September 13 — State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland

    “So I know that’s going to be frustrating for you, but we really want to make sure that we do this right and we don’t jump to conclusions. That said, obviously, there are plenty of people around the region citing this disgusting video as something that has been motivating.”

    September 16 — Susan Rice, U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, on CNN’s “State of the Union” with Candy Crowley

    “There was a hateful video that was disseminated on the Internet. It had nothing to do with the United States government, and it’s one that we find disgusting and reprehensible. It’s been offensive to many, many people around the world. That sparked violence in various parts of the world, including violence directed against Western facilities including our embassies and consulates.”

    CBS’ “Face the Nation,” Rice also said that, “We do not have information at present that leads us to conclude that this was premeditated or preplanned.”

    September 18 — Jay Carney

    “Our belief, based on the information we have, is it was the video that caused the unrest in Cairo, and the video and the unrest in Cairo that helped — that precipitated some of the unrest in Benghazi and elsewhere. What other factors were involved is a matter of investigation.”

    And it was a double win for the progressive lying scum like Chunkles. They could deflect criticism on their failed policies while playing nicely to one of their favorite themes of: Free speech is bad and dangerous and must be regulated by the them, only.

  31. rightymouse says:

    Come see my crappy blog & get a headache. Love, Fatso.

    • just poop says:

      Charles you are such an ass

      speaking of asses

    • Arachne says:

      You know Chuckles – when he’s exposed as being completely ignorant and stupid, and totally 180 from from the truth of a situation, he doubles down and beclowns himself. There was no mention of the video in the CIA talking points or anything else, dumdum. But you keep promoting that. Because I love when you start squeeling “SQUIRREL!” when you realized you are, once again, wrong on an issue.

      BTW, are you still trying to tell people that the menu board was a laptop? Or that YOU were the main mover and shaker in the Rathergate story?

  32. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    So according to Steven’s 2nd in command Hicks, the video excuse didn’t come from Libya. So the progressive lying deceitful Chunk is EXACTLY wrong and purveying a lying meme. Which is what the progressives do.

    During congressional testimony last year, Hicks said the YouTube video was a “non-event” in Libya and said his jaw hit the floor when he learned the administration was blaming the attack on a video. Hicks, second-in-command to Stevens in Libya, was on the ground in Tripoli when the attack occurred and reported directly to Clinton immediately that the consulate was under attack. He never reported a protest.

    “The only report that our mission made through every channel was that this was an attack,” Hicks said. “No protest.”

    Since speaking out as a whistleblower about what happened in Benghazi, Hicks has faced retaliation from inside the State Department.

    And the point that Fat Chunk purposely misses is that it doesn’t matter if the Whore House concocted the video protest lie. They knew from the beginning it was false. Then when they saw it suggested in the feckless CIA’s talking points they figured they could USE it AND blame it on the CIA losers if anyone questioned it.

  33. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    A Breakdown of Some of the Asinine Conspiracy Theories Conservatives Have Used Against Obama lgf.bz/Q6F21f 55 minutes ago

    Oh man is this some seriously weak tea. Super lame. Examples of crazy conspiracy theories: Obunglecare has cost jobs? Totally whacko assinine suggestion. Only full time jobs! Ha! And the CBO says it will discourage millions from working. They’ll all be painters and writers because it’s cheaper to not work and free health insurance!!

    Obama a socialist or fascist?? What? Just because he’s for a bunch of fascist and socialist policies and ideas? That’s just crazy talk.

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/markhendrickson/2012/07/26/president-obamas-marxist-leninist-economics-fact-and-fiction/

    1. State control of real property. Team Obama repeatedly has thwarted the development of domestic energy supplies by asserting government ownership and asserting arbitrary regulatory control over massive acreage.

    2. Progressive income taxes. Obama has an Ahab-like obsession with raising taxes on “the rich” even though the top 1 percent of earners already pay 39 percent of the total income tax.

    3. Abolition of inheritance. Obama favors re-institution of estate taxes.

    4. Confiscation of the property of emigrants and rebels. Team Obama has declared war on offshore tax havens; has sought legal jurisdiction to tax the offshore income of multi-national corporations as well as foreign citizens and banks that have any investments in America (causing Switzerland’s oldest bank to recommend that its clients avoid all American investments);

    5. Centralization of the country’s financial system in the hands of the state. Dodd-Frank was a huge step in this direction.

    6. State control of means of communication and transportation. Team Obama has attempted to cow conservative media outlets like Fox News into submission through denunciation and has suggested reviving the so-called “fairness doctrine” and imposing heavier licensing fees on station owners. In the area of transportation, Obama insinuated government into the auto industry, has favored the high-speed rail boondoggle, and wishes he could compel us all to convert to “green transportation.”

    7. Increase state control over means of production. Through his green energy subsidies, his failed cap-and-trade scheme, now via EPA regulation, Obama has sought state control over the industry on which most other industries depend—energy.

    8 Establishment of workers’ armies. Obama has ramped up the number of Americans working for Uncle Sam by securing a large expansion of Americorps and winning passage of his Serve America Act. He also has done everything he could to strengthen labor unions.

    9. Control over where people live. Team Obama doesn’t go quite this far, but one of the clear implications of cap-and-trade is that government could start to limit human mobility by controlling how far they can travel by capping energy consumption. In Brian Sussman’s book, “Eco-Tyranny,” you can read an executive order that Obama signed on October 5, 2009 that would “divide the country into sectors where all humans would be herded into urban hubs” while most of the land would be “returned to a natural state upon which humans would only be allowed to tread lightly.” (Marx wanted more equal distribution of the human population between town and country, whereas Obama favors urban concentration, but both want to control where people live.)

    10. Free education. Obama has sought a federal government monopoly on student loans for higher education, and in his 2012 State of the Union Address, he called for additional funds for new federal education programs.

  34. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    THE VERY BIG STUPID is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. — Frank Zappa 29 minutes ago

    THE VERY BIG STUPID is a thing which breeds by eating The Future Cheetos. — Frank Zappa 29 minutes ago

    There. Fixed the typo.

  35. Octopus says:

    http://tinyurl.com/kr8n2zw

    Did Johnny Weir’s hat ruin the Kentucky Derby for you, or did it enhance the event? Or neither?

    Me, I liked it. A nod to St. Pegasus, Patron Saint Of Unicorn Messiahs, who doesn’t get enough millinery love. Matched his outfit perfectly, too.

    • ghey poop on says:

      how appropriate his photo is in front of a loo paper sign

    • Arachne says:

      Of course – Bob “check out my facelift” Costas couldn’t resist spouting the PETA talking points about how cruel horseracing is and how horses and injured and killed, etc. NBC needs to yank this piece of shit off the air and put him doing sports reports on MSLSD. Didn’t they learn anything with Olbermann.

      • rightymouse says:

        Did they learn anything with Olbermann? Ummmmmmm…no. As with all failed liberal nonsense, they probably think they’ll do better with more of whatever they were doing.

  36. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    The guy who’s heading the House Committee to Hype Benghazi Again is a loon who wanted to sue Obama lgf.bz/1q7GBN4 43 minutes ago

    Yeah the guy sounds like a total nut:

    Following law school, he clerked for the late John P. Gardner on the South Carolina Court of Appeals and United States District Court Judge Ross Anderson. He then went into private practice before becoming a federal prosecutor in April 1994. He was awarded the Postal Inspector’s Award for the successful prosecution of J. Mark Allen, one of “America’s Most Wanted” suspects.

    In February 2000, he left the United States Attorney’s Office to run for 7th Circuit Solicitor. He defeated incumbent Solicitor Holman Gossett[3] in the Republican primary. No other party even put up a candidate, ensuring his election in November. He was reelected in 2004 and 2008, both times unopposed. During his tenure, he appeared on “Forensic Files” twice, as well as Dateline NBC and SCETV.[4] He prosecuted the full gamut of criminal cases including 7 death penalty cases.

    When the state faced a budget crunch that forced many employees to go on unpaid furloughs, Gowdy funneled part of his campaign account into the solicitor’s budget so his staff could keep working.

    Here’s what that crazy nut wanted to do since Obungle refuses to enforce parts of Obunglecare that will cause undesired blowback to libturd Pols:

    Legislation[edit]On March 4, 2014, Gowdy introduced the ENFORCE the Law Act of 2014 (H.R. 4138; 113th Congress) into the House.[22] The bill would give the United States House of Representatives and the United States Senate both the standing to sue the President of the United States in a federal district court to clarify a federal law (that is, seek a declaratory judgment) in the event that the executive branch is not enforcing the law.[23][24] House Republicans argued that the bill was necessary because the Obama Administration refused to enforce the laws.

    I watch that show Forensic Files all the time and have seen Gowdy several times commenting on cases he’d prosecuted.

  37. Juan Epstein says:

    Name that lizard:

    • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

      Still trying to figure out exactly what it is? Is this what happens when Cousin It gets angry?

    • OLT's Just Wow says:

      I’m not a big fan of the police state, but I’d arrest them all were I a cop that got called there.

      “Mark” effed up, IMO.

      But listen to that kid screech. Holy cats, I wonder if his testicles have descended.

      • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

        I know! If they ever re-remake Body Snatchers the kids a shoo in as an extra.

      • Octopus says:

        “Mark, shut up.” 😆

        Screech gained himself a lot of street-cred with the local LGBTQ chapter, right there.

    • rightymouse says:

      Jeebus. That kid was obviously poorly parented. NONE of my kids would ever behave like that. They may point & giggle, but they’d never scream or get physical.

      • Doppel milyo says:

        amen

        the beating he should have taken from these two older guys pales in comparison to the one he’d get from a proper parent

      • rightymouse says:

        When the kids were young, I remember one time when one of the boys decided to let his reptilian cortex get the better of him and chased a brother into the kitchen where his father and I happened to be chatting. As he took a swing at his brother, hubby grabbed him by his collar and took him down to his knees. I left the kitchen. Never had a problem with either boy after that. 🙂

    • Doppel milyo says:

      that’s James Firecat

  38. Arachne says:

    “God hates me!!!”
    Nah. WE hate you. God? Does a facepalm.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      We don’t hate him.

      He clearly has issues.

      He may hate himself.

      • Octopus says:

        I hate people who go around telling other people they’re going to Hell way more than I hate gays, but I don’t care for Screech’s tone. Too shrill and grating. You’re up here, Screech, and I need you down here. No, not there! Don’t touch me there.

      • Abu NTTAWWT - White space friendly says:

        You asked for it before objecting, Octo. 🙂
        “…and I need you down here.” Maj. Bumf.
        Agreed about pushy people, regardless of why they are pushy, they suck. Big-mouths with no grasp of anything outside their bubble.
        penis penis penis lol

  39. trebob says:

    Have ya’ll seen this?

    • OLT's This Is All You In A Coma Dreaming says:

      Yes, I saw it on Facebook, and the entire world exploded in some sort of matter-anti-matter thing.

      • Octopus says:

        I saw it, thought about it, felt bad about my internet-usage for a sec, went right back to the needle and here I am. 🙂

      • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

        Yeah. I already have a wife and kids though. My work is done. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Mine, too. My chromosomes have been safely passed along. I’m really just kickin’ back now, waiting for The Call. Okay if I amuse myself here, in the waiting room?

  40. Arachne says:

    BTW, Fatass, so that you have shit in perspective?
    Benghazi IS a scandal.
    Know what isn’t a scandal? The supposed “outing” of a desk-bound CIA agent and her political operative husband. Of course, to keep the scandal meme alive, it involved clapping a Bush administration official in prison after KNOWING the identity of the person who DID out her.

  41. Because guns are sexy says:

    • Octopus says:

      I’m sure Fatass will be screeching tweets about this threatened assassination-attempt on the Unicorn Messiah by sundown in Cali. It’s coded, but he’ll get the message, loud and clear. 😆

  42. Because olo says:

  43. Octopus says:

    “Nobody ever writes or says anything nice about me!” 😥

    • Arachne says:

      Relax, Chucky boy. I’m sure in your heyday Sharmuta had a lifesize Fathead of you on her wall. Even now, I’ll wager Gus jerks off regularly to the “cool flash animations” video.

      • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

        I bet Sharmuta had one of those Japanese pillows with like an arm that goes around you like you’re cuddling with someone in bed with Johnson’s pic from 15 years ago pinned on it.

      • Octopus says:

        She had to get rid of it finally, ‘cuz the hand kept snapping her bra. Now she’s worshipping a new god, somewhere on the internet.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh, of course! She might still have it – right next to the Voodoo doll of un-Mata Hari, purchased online from Marie LaVeau, Inc., New Orleans.

    • Because says:

  44. Octopus says:

    Nothing is finer than when Chunky and Garage Boy retweet each other’s stupidity. NOTHING!!

  45. Achilles says:

    Yeah if people torch and overturn cars after a basketball game they are “disenfranchised revelers” right?

  46. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    LGF is outraged that Kentucky provides a subsidy transporting Catholic school students in order to safely get a superior education that otherwise doesn’t cost the public anything. Of course it’s OK for me to get taxed for the public schools my kids do not attend. And BTW, where my kids attend Catholic school this doesn’t exist. We have to drive them.

    Anyway this is really about LGF’s accepted and encouraged hateful anti-Cathoic bigotry.

    Kentucky Spending Millions on Student Busing at Private, Religious Schools
    “We don’t believe in government involvement in school, except to foot the bill.”

    Skip Intro
    Religion • 2 hours, 36 minutes ago • Views: 169

    And being a progressive liar, Skip Intro made sure to leave out of the post the counter argument won in the Kentucky Supreme Court contained in his own posted article:

    The subsidy is not state aid for religious schools, it’s state aid for children who otherwise might risk their lives walking in traffic and bad weather simply because they are not enrolled in a public school with free busing, Justice William Graves wrote for the majority.”We are of the opinion that (the subsidy) is a legal means of providing safe transportation of children who attend non-public schools,” Graves wrote. “Aid to parochial schools is constitutional as long as the aid provided flows directly and exclusively to the child and only indirectly, if at all, to the parochial school.”

    Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2014/05/03/3225667/kentucky-spending-millions-on.html#storylink=cpy

    • Arachne says:

      Fatass get his talking points from MMFA again? Because they are NOTORIOUS for omitteeing qualifying sentences or phrases before and after the comment they’ve cherry-picked. And we know Fatass is too dumb and/or lazy to actually do his own research.

  47. Octopus says:

    I’m ever so sorry, Charles.

  48. Octopus says:

    How much is Kentucky spending on hats, though?

  49. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    Um. Should someone explain to Chunkles McFatAss that “Boogaloo” is a form of Latin music and his using it as a durogatory term is extremely hateful, racist and bigoted?

    Boehner’s Pick to Head Benghazi Boogaloo Committee Sponsored Bill to Sue Obama
    The latest Republican charade

    Charles Johnson
    Politics3 hours, 1 minute ago • Views: 2,546

    And wow. This comment got 10 updings which shows you just how stable the commenters are there:

    freetoken
    May 5, 2014 12:45:07pm replyquote 10downupreport

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    Find Waldo.

    • rightymouse says:

      They’re scared to death that a) Benghazi will implicate Obama (nobody seems to know where he was that night. **coff**) and b) Hillary will be screwed to the wall as the scapegoat.

      • Because 3 O'clock says:

        They don’t care about Obama any more. They’re worried that this could hurt the Bossy One.

      • Arachne says:

        Effing liberal attorney in my office — “Oh, you’re just doing this to hurt Hillary’s chances to become President.”

        Me: “Well, at the very least, we’ll be spared that ‘3:00 a.m. phone call’ BS from her last campaign, since we’ll already know the answer.”

      • dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

        And we’re probably doing them a favor. Hillary is a known liar and crook and married to one. She’s an hypocrite on feminism after letting Bubba use her as a doormat while he chased tail. She accomplished nothing in the Senate. She badly underestimated Obungle and lost that campaign before she even knew what happened. And frankly it didn’t show much posture taking the State job after the Obungle campaign called her a racist. Then she bungled the State Dept job presiding over the first attack and murder of a US Ambassador, especially so after ignoring pleas for increased security in a dangerous Muslim country.

        Every chance she gets she piles on more baggage. And they want to run her again?

  50. Arachne says:

    That’s right, Fatass….nothing to see here….

    “Documents reviewed by Fox News show there are differences between Benghazi emails released through the federal courts to the conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch and emails released to the House oversight committee as part of its investigation into the attacks.”

    http://weaselzippers.us/185066-discrepancies-found-between-benghazi-emails-white-house-gave-to-congress-and-those-court-ordered-released-to-judicial-watch/

    This crowd is making the Watergate bunch look like a Macy’s shoplifting ring in comparison

  51. Arachne says:

    Oh, this…..New desktop.

  52. Because nanny nanny boo boo stick your face in dog doo says:

  53. Zeus Crankypants says:

    (Charles is posting on Craigslist again)

    ISO a older, mature and confident BBW for a FWB

    I am looking for a mature BBW who would be interested in a FWB arrangement. When I say mature, I mean a woman who is 45 years old or more and has a secure and grown up attitude about life, sex and relationships.

    When I say confident, I refer to a woman who doesn’t have hang ups about her sexuality or body image and knows what good love making is all about.

    I am a over 55 year old male (and under 61) who knows how to be a gentlemen and a good partner. I seek a BBW, because my experience has been that a big woman are just a whole lot more sensual, secure in themselves and a fun person to be with. I am not interested in married woman or someone who is on the rebound and/or looking for a white knight.

    Even though I am posting this in “casual encounters,” I would not be adverse to a LTR if it seems like that is the direction we are going in.

    I would prefer not to exchange emails for weeks or spend hours on the phone, we should be adult enough to at least talk a few times or meet in a non-threatening location to get to know each other. I will send you pictures and my home phone number and enough information about myself so you will know that I am real, normal and healthy.

  54. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Change

    I just got back from the supermarket. It was amazing. The prices of all the food had halved overnight. The moms and dads, the children, the single folks, were all so bright and happy. I saw complete strangers embracing each other. I even saw two senior citizens copulating on a vegetable bin.
    A representative of the Obama administration was handing out victory checks and coupons good for free gas.
    Right next store to the shopping center, a community of brand new homes started construction today and the model homes had long lines of eager buyers.
    When I left the supermarket and stepped outside, I noticed there is now a trolley that passes right down my street. And the air seemed cleaner, the moon brighter and the birds, they were singing songs all in unison.
    Oh, and the pothole right outside of my apartment door, the one I kept falling into, was filled in.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Wow-that sounds like my hometown today!
      Except that we had unicorns instead of birds flying in the sky!

  55. dnd - cuz we b denyin' and chickens b dyin' says:

    Californian progressives really have it together. They would never send their children to Catholic schools to learn Latin, Advanced Math or Biology. But they will send them to public schools in order to unlearn WWII with anti-Semitic propaganda!

    And as Weasel Zip said “No I did not make up that name”. Nothing like feckless Idiotarian progressive scum to make a mockery and shambles of a once great country.

    Interim Superintendent Mohammad Z. Islam was set to talk with administrators to “assure that any references to the holocaust ‘not occurring’ will be stricken on any current or future Argumentative Research assignments,” a statement from district spokeswoman Syeda Jafri read. […]

    Yeah this happened under my watch. And yeah we’ll get right on this. As far as you know. When I find time. Unless I forget. Because some Jew probably was bothering and pestering and distracting me.

    http://weaselzippers.us/185093-california-students-asked-to-write-essay-about-whether-the-holocaust-really-happened-or-if-it-was-merely-a-political-scheme-created-to-influence-public-emotion-and-amass-wealth/