“I am an ex-wingnut.”

It saddens me to see another human being create an alternate universe not grounded in reality. After his latest humiliation at the hands of Glenn Greenwald and Mona Holland, the once significant blogger acts as if he is now significant again. Charles in a delusional moment introduces himself to what he claims are new followers on Twitter.

This just shows how out of touch Charles is. He is a obscure online cult leaders no one really cares about.

Living in reality and not being a shut in, I am going on vacation the next few days. I will return next Tuesday into the mad world of Charles Icarus Johnson. I will be at the beach drinking a Mai Tai, something Charles should be doing!


111 Comments on ““I am an ex-wingnut.””

  1. Octopus says:

    “Also, my nickname is Chunky F. McDumbth. The “F” is for “Fuckface.” I am a destroyer of personal relationships and blogs. I once had upwards of 15,000 members on my wildly successful, misled blog. Now I have 11. I am hugely fat, and a recluse.”

    • Arachne says:

      “I am an ex-wingnut” must be the new liberal-speak for “I am an opportunistic mercenary asshole.”

  2. Doppelganger says:

    he’s no ex wing-nut

    what he is, is a fucking whore that will swallow the jism of the whoever forked over the 20 bucks

    he says he was “fooled” but he was really riding the boner of the advocates of the 3000 Ameficans burned to a crisp on 9/11. He didn’t care about them or terrorism. He was a man with a nothing blog going nowhere who stole a throbbing memo and had a taste of fame

    when he thought he would change lanes to get a faster lane of traffic and more money he went all full moonbat. he crapped on Michael Totten and entire US military. He crapped on the people that died on 9/11. He crapped down the sawed off necks of Danny Perl and Nick Berg.
    He stuck the chode of Islam in his gob like so many Cuban cigars. He crapped on the same Americans that died on 9/11 that he exploited after they died

    he is no ex wig nut. he’s a whore

  3. Doppel for realz says:

    I;m not sure I can think of a more vile scumbag of an American than Icarus. He defended a man that raped an 11 month old girl
    He supports the work of Kermit Gosnell, inserting scissors in the skull of babies that are born alive

    I am younger and much much healthier than this asshole and I will relish the day I can drop trou and piss on his grave

  4. Abu says:

    Stalker Charles is trying to reform his standing with the DailyKos Kiddies. Even those KosTurds know Charles is apt to “be duped”. Must really suck to be Charles F* Johnson.
    * Fuckface

  5. Bunk X says:

    “Hello. My name is Charles. I’m an asswipe. It began when I was in my 20s…”

    • Bunk X says:

      “I was born in New York, decided to move to Hawaii at age 5 due to a racists. I was tormented from day one because I’m a haole. My parents never realized that I’m a victim of a racists.”

  6. Octopus says:

    “Did I mention I have very large breasts, for a man? Pretty much a C-cup. Not a good look, even in a black t-shirt.”

  7. Octopus says:

    “You might see some Javascript tips from me, occasionally. I have a book of them, which I like to post as my own ideas. You can get ‘Javascript For Dummies’ and skip the middle-man.”

  8. livefreeor die says:

    “Please be aware that I’ll be your bestest pal until you join LGF and don’t pay to get rid of the soft porn ads. Then I’ll block you and accuse you of making racist statements. I’ll also delete any posts you made so I can’t be fact checked on that. I’ll start calling you one of the stalkers and whenever you respond to my tweets with facts, I’ll bitch and moan about Twitter not letting me run the Twitter gulag anymore. I’ll tell everyone that you’re obsessed and insane and then I’ll post a very old tape of Rodan and say it proves my point.
    Just so you know what to expect.”

    • stabby says:

      I’d add “other than that, I’m a fun guy” except that he really isn’t.

      Btw, I’m gonna stop arguing online pretty much, I don’t like what it does to my mood.

  9. I think we can take a lot of credit for this.

    In other words…

    He’s got to do this every so often.

  10. Octopus says:

    “I used to have a cat, when I was married. The bitch kept the cat, which was a glutton like me. I guess the cat could have run away from me, as I was living in this old VW van down by the Rio Grande.”

  11. Octopus says:

    “Among my many innovations in the field of computing, I invented ‘Mouse-Ka-Mania.’ For the Atari. If there was any justice in the world, that brilliant creation should have made me very, very rich. Maybe not Bill Gates-rich, but up there.”

  12. Octopus says:

    “George Duke used to let me hold his Dukey-Stick, while he was playing another one of the many instruments he knew. What is the Dukey-Stick, you ask? I just smile enigmatically, like Mona Lisa with something in her mouth, and wouldn’t you like to know?”

  13. poteen2 says:

    Charlie’s pretty much ex-everything he’s ever tried. I commend Daedalus for his sensitivity but I must remind him that the pathological whole of Johnson’s life exists only in electronic media. Outside of that he’s unable to function.
    Mai Tais at the beach? High likelihood of another failure. Might be Hawaiian bullies there.

  14. Bunk X says:

    Here’s to the Roly Poly Man.

  15. Pakimon says:

    Hey Hey kids!

    It’s time for today’s episode of “How many Tweets Does It Take To Get To The Center of a Nontroversy™ ”

    Let’s find out!


  16. Pakimon says:

    Note that the first three blog bog whoring tweets were farted out in about a twenty minute time span. 😆

  17. Pakimon says:

    Chunky tweeted this right after his “I’m an ex-wingnut” bleat.

    I can’t even…

    I’ve never seen anyone who is as self-unaware as The Chunkster.

    I’d be with Daedalus in feeling sorry for him but Chunkles is such a sniveling dickhead, I just can’t.

  18. Octopus says:


    Basically, all criticism of Obama is racist. That’s the party line. Seriously.

    And did you know Bush never faced this kind of criticism? Nope, never. Neither did Clinton. Both men were treated with great respect by the Right. But the Unicorn Messiah, well, that’s a different story. And it’s all because of the color of his skin. 😦

  19. HaikuMan says:

    Chuck’s friend Barrett Brown
    has plead guilty yesterday
    Did he cite Johnson?

  20. Octopus says:

    The Warmening: Great Lakes ice-cover still hurting industry, will lead to cooler spring and summer in these parts. Oh noooooeeeesss! Why did we have to go and anger Gaia? 😯


    • Arachne says:

      We had two really hot days in NorCal on Tuesday and Wednesday and the Chicken Littles are screaming Glo-bull Warming again. Except that temperatures have returned to normal today and are expected to be so for the next five at the least – in the 70’s.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s because weather is climate when it’s warm. When it’s cold, big whoop, it’s just weather. Don’t mean nuthin’. 😆

        Looking forward to lots of Warmening stories this summer. The Palace Guard Media is on notice. 🙄

      • rightymouse says:

        It’s 49 degrees here in NE Ohio. It’s been gloomy & rainy for several days now. Eff this global warmening crap.

  21. Octopus says:

    Sure is nice to hear Chrissie again, with a new single. 🙂

    Note to Porky Icarus: Nobody, but nobody, is clamoring for your return to soulless noodling.

  22. Octopus says:

    I’m so sorry, Charles.

  23. rightymouse says:

    First thing farted out this morning. #5.

    • Arachne says:

      Only proving that he really doesn’t have any shit to say. I told Daedalus on an email that if he had anything remotely resembling internet savvy, he would have revamped his blog early on to be the left-wing equivalent of Twitchy Team – Michelle Malkin’s blog that captured Twitter topics and opened them for comment. (She just recently sold it to Town Hall for an “undisclosed amount” but I’m willing to bet it was 8 figures at the very least). She got 11,000 followers on the Twitchy Twitter account within two hours of announcing it. This would probably have given Fatass a leg up – all he needed to do was capture a dumbass tweet and post screenshots of the follow up. Doesn’t even really need to comment more than he does already. I don’t know if there’s already a left-wing site that already does this, but if there isn’t, he should look into it.

      • rightymouse says:

        Not sure he’s bright enough to set up anything like this.

      • Octopus says:

        Doge says, regarding Chunky’s business acumen: “So lose.”

        Here’s a song for Fatass to pine away to, when thinking of the careers of Pamela, Michelle, Sarah and the rest of the conservative women who are unaware of his pathetic existence:

  24. Octopus says:

    You have to wonder at the reasons for Fatass’s fascination with this one, as an old porker who gets less love than a pee-smelling hobo. In his imagination, what is the what going on in Republican bedrooms? Why must it be kept quiet? Is it something about the Brothers Koch?

  25. Arachne says:

    Oh and if there was ever ANY doubt about leverage — Greenwald’s twitter posts get more than 120 retweets on average. And, oddly, none of them is an ICYMI.

    • d&d says:

      IOW no one misses Greenwalds posts. But Chunky seems to think everyone needs to be constantly reminded that he posts things all day long every day.

      Hey Chunky! Maybe you should try reverse psychology and take a month or two off. I bet they’ll be begging you to come back. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        5 retweets for Johnson’s tweets is ANEMIC. Personally, if I get a retweet or a favorite I’m rather excited, but geez – I get on twitter maybe an hour a day TOTAL. And I sure as hell don’t have 8.6K followers and a blog I’m linking articles to.

  26. d&d says:

    “I’m an ex-wingnut” means “that was my first lie as a lying, deceiptful progressive. Now I purvey progressive lies all day long ICYMI”.

  27. Octopus says:


    I knew his name sounded familiar! 😆

    Could this story get any creepier and more convoluted?

    Leon Jenkins, president of the NAACP branch, has been a focus of attention in recent days.

    While a Detroit judge, Jenkins in 1988 was indicted on federal bribery, conspiracy, mail fraud and racketeering charges, according records from the State Bar of California.

    Authorities at the time alleged that Jenkins received gifts from those who appeared in his court and committed perjury, the records show. He was acquitted of criminal charges. But in 1994 the Michigan Supreme Court disbarred him, finding “overwhelming evidence” that Jenkins “sold his office and his public trust,” according to the bar records.

    Jenkins was practicing law in California in 1991, serving as an attorney to the family of Latasha Harlins, an African American girl who was fatally shot by a Korean grocery store owner in South L.A., according to Times reports at the time.

    In 1995, the state bar began looking into the misconduct allegations from Michigan. He was disbarred in 2001, according to the state bar. He tried to be reinstated in 2006 but was rejected, records show. He made another attempt in 2012.

    Earlier this month, the bar turned him down, questioning whether he had the “moral fitness to resume the practice of law,” according to records. The bar stated that he made misrepresentations on divorce papers and on his petition for reinstatement to the bar. Officials claimed he failed to disclose a $660,000 loan he owed former legal clients.

  28. Juan Epstein says:

    Leon Jenkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinsssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    • rightymouse says:

      I’m calling nonsense on this article. My son has played Basketball for his school since the 7th grade & as much as he loves his team-mates, he wouldn’t be caught dead spooning them during sleepovers & if any of them tried cuddling with him, he’d show them his shotgun & the door.

      • Octopus says:

        Totally right, ‘Mouse. This guy’s got major wood for student athletes, and a truckload of hankerin’ for homo-companionship. Wants society to put its official stamp of approval on it. 😆

        Check out his resume — his whole life is dedicated to justifying teh gayness. http://www.winchester.ac.uk/academicdepartments/sports-studies/Staffprofiles/EricAnderson/Pages/EricAnderson.aspx

        NTTAWWT, but come off it, wanker. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        When I was in college, a person studied serious stuff, especially in graduate school. Nowadays, studying the sex lives of bi-sexual athletes can get you a PhD. Unfreakingbelievable. What an effing joke.

      • Octopus says:

        Well, there were some un-serious courses of study in my school, as the hippies and radical femmes had made inroads. I studied “Legs,” myself, which was an uncredited minor. Part of the Women’s Studies, I suppose, but most of my classmates were male. Class was held at various local pubs, a charming touch. I really miss Ann Arbor, sometimes…

      • d&d says:

        Yep. Absolute BS. We straight guys do not need a cuddle with other guys.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s also true that British boarding schools are notorious for the ghey behavior, amongst supposedly straight young men.

      • rightymouse says:

        Brit men just aren’t very ‘macho’. Used to date them in Bangkok. Crappy lovers too. The same thing can’t be said about Scottish men, though. ROWR!! 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        Oh, dear. ISTE is a Brit, right???
        OK. Ummmmmm…he’s probably/likely/without a doubt, an exception.
        I’m off to hide now. O_o

      • ISTE says:

        Crappy lover, I sleep with my socks on and when I break wind in bed I always hold my bed mates head under the blankies.

      • calo says:

        RM, there’s always exceptions to the rules. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    The only American straight men who spoon with their teammates are SEALS and Rangers in freezing, life-and-death situations where hypothermia and death are the other option. That’s considered common sense. When they visit each other homes during leave, they do not kick the wife out and insist on sleeping with their brothers-in-arms.

  30. Juan Epstein says:

    OK photshoppers.

    • Octopus says:

      There’s a husky stalker, out standing in his field. Needs orange overalls and a ponytail, stat.

  31. flouncey says:

    Bigger liar

    Jay Carney or Charles Icarus Johnson


    • Octopus says:

      One of them is just doing his job, odious as that job may be. The other has no job, but just lies constantly because the truth is not in him.

      • rightymouse says:

        Charlie doesn’t see any reason to be truthful. He’s seen Obama & the people around him rewarded for their lies, so he’s just trying to be like them and hoping that the cash will just roll in by some miracle.

  32. Octopus says:

    Fuckface used to be quite tweetish about the “Fake Benghazi Scandal Ha-Ha,” but now that even the White House is admitting the obscure video had nothing to do with the well-coordinated terror-attack that was the direct opposite of spontaneous, he seems to have swallowed his big fat tongue. What gives, Chunky?

  33. OLT's That's Just How He Seems To Be Rolling Right Now says:

    If you’ve just started following Stalker Charles, I’d just like to say he’s not an ex- any kind of nut and be prepared for him to bring the bad cray-cray, especially if you have BOOBS.

  34. Octopus says:

    Looking for information on the situation in Ukraine, and this pops up. Darn you, internet! But thanks. 😉

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Surprised that Cirque Du Soliel hasn’t done an XXX show in Vegas. Orgasme’
      Guess it wouldn’t be too family friendly!

  35. Octopus says:

    Not one, Fatass. Just about all of them, despite the best efforts of the Palace Guard Media.

    Everything you said was wrong, has turned out to be true, and more besides. Any other administration would have been pilloried by now.

  36. rightymouse says:

    Good grief. Benghazi? Nothing to see there. Move along, sheeple! THIS is important. **facepalm**

  37. flatty says:

    Lidane wants McLobster!

  38. Minnow says:

    All we need is love and three McLobsters…. NOW!!

  39. Frank Sinclair says:

    And while you’re at the beach getting loaded, I’ll dumping multiple loads on your wife’s face.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Internet equivalent of an obscene phone call.

    • Pakimon says:

      I see stabby is mad at us again.

      Don’t know why.

      After all, it’s Daedalus going to the beach, not Ron Jeremy. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Stabby’s really fixated on Ron Jeremy’s loads, isn’t he? That says something about his mindset, which is in agreement with 99% of Chunky’s views, by his own reckoning. Which is more gross? 😆

    • Doppel paragraph 18 says:


      All this heterosexual sex talk is cover.

      You crave cock.
      Just admit it