Charles accuses Google of endagering national security

Commissar Charles Johnson is now accusing Google of being enemies of the sate. They allegedly withheld information about the Heartbleed worm, in order to fix their systems first. This angers the Obama Loyalist and he goes after Google for being traitors in his mind.

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Charles demands absolute loyalty to the Obama Regime.


70 Comments on “Charles accuses Google of endagering national security”

  1. JimboXL says:

    DUH! First off, the NSA knows you’re out of toilet paper, but didn’t know about this, BS. Secondly, of course they will put themselves above everyone else, but there’s probably a private door just for the NSA, so again BS. Thirdly, when is the last time Obomber put the American people above his administration or himself? It is as if he looks at what decision would be the most helpful to Americans and chooses the opposite.

  2. Octopus says:

    He’s just miffed because, despite all his best efforts to hide 8 years of his past, you can still Google-up hundreds of LGF posts showing him to be “a Muslim-hating bigot,” as he would now refer to himself. Of course he was merely “misled” at the time, all that time in fact. It’s crazy, how misled he was. 😆

  3. kbdabear says:

    It looks like Chuckie Cheetohs put the Electronic Frontier Foundation on his Enemies List for daring to state that freedom is for everybody, even people who upset Chuckie by their very existence.

    Then he’ll deny that he’s a cheerleader for the Police State when some influential leftists he wants to impress who still value liberal values call him a fascist

  4. kbdabear says:

    Remember, Chuckie trusts the NSA unconditionally, and if they say they don’t gather data on all phone calls, well that’s that

    It’s funny to watch him drop the subject when the lies the NSA told that Bike Boy swore are exposed as total bullshit

    It must have really frosted him when Greenwald got that Pulitzer. How could the committee ignore Jazzy and his 8500 Twitter followers!!!

  5. Octopus says:

    He will never get over The Mighty Greenwald’s Pulitzer. 😆

  6. poteen2 says:

    Go ahead Charlie. Mess with Google. Write them a throbbing, accusatory memo. I dare you.

    • Abu Owl says:

      Lol. How many keystrokes would it take the Google Attack Team to get to the center of LGF?
      Ah, one,… a two,… ah, three,…* CRACK*. Three.
      The world may never know.

  7. PeteP says:

    Greenwald’s right. Chucky’s a government loyalist. He probably wishes the Soviet era NKVD was in existence in the US so they could round up and purge all Enemies of the State. I bet Comrade Chuck would apply to join up in no time.

  8. Pakimon says:

    Leftist moonbats “keepin’ it classy”.

    Of course, The Chunkster was all set to claim the hoaxer was a Tea Party wingnut until the idiot described himself.

    “I’m a fashion designer, an entrepreneur, a performance artist, a mental patient, a blogger bloggorist, a jailbird, a college dropout, and a drag queen,”

    Chunky couldn’t twist it into the dudebro, libertarian, Greenwald cultist wingnut profile no matter how hard he tried so he’s content to bleat about his usual boogeymen. 😆

  9. Pakimon says:

    So the NSA denies exploiting the Heartbleed Bug so we must automatically take them at their word?


    Chunky has always had a knack for being duped and misled. 😆

  10. Doppel paragraph 18 says:

    Charlie weighs a google


  11. OLT's Plus J-O-B Is A 4-Letter Word says:

    PeteP :
    Greenwald’s right. Chucky’s a government loyalist. He probably wishes the Soviet era NKVD was in existence in the US so they could round up and purge all Enemies of the State. I bet Comrade Chuck would apply to join up in no time.

    Ha, you’d lose that bet. Committed Proggies like the new and improved Stalker Charles are NEVER the ones taking up Government-approved and issued guns and kicking down doors.

    They tax you, then use the money to purchase thugs who scare the crap out of them, but allow them to keep feeling morally superior.

    • Octopus says:

      He would have difficulty tugging the fine leather jackboots over his swollen cankles, as well.

    • Doppel paragraph 18 says:

      Charles would have worn a clown mask to lure the kids into the gas chambers if it meant he got their leftover food

  12. Octopus says:

    Imagine the personal pogrom he’d be pushing, to get all the Gay Jewish Librotarians rounded up. 😯

  13. Because says:

    Heartbleed isn’t a worm. It’s an attic window left open.

  14. Octopus says:

    Because :
    Heartbleed isn’t a worm. It’s an attic window left open.

    It’s a state of mind, and a way to live.

  15. OLT's Never Go says:

    Because :
    Maybe General Burkhalter’s boots and uniform are still around.

    Stalker Charles doesn’t need a uniform to blow a donkey five days a week and twice on Sundays.

  16. Octopus says:

    We found a uniform that only needs a bit of letting out:

  17. I would think that, out of principle, Johnson would discontinue any Google-affiliated ads he might be running on his site.

  18. Because dirty Harry says:

    • d says:

      Because everyone knows grousing on Twitter at home in your underwear is so much more a force for good in the world than providing 60,000 jobs worldwide and donating 10s of millions to improve hospitals and other charities.

    • Arachne says:

      You do know that they give millions and millions to hospitals and other charities, right Fartface? Why don’t you call me when your buddy the Kapo George Soros writes a check to St,. Jude’s. Soros’s favorite charity is Obama.

  19. Because Roger Dodger Wilco, General Goose says:

  20. Because Quotations from Chairman Chunk says:

  21. Because Usses? says:

  22. Minnow says:

    yeah Barry…. it is everyone else who is deranged…. yeah that’s it…. it’s everyone else….

  23. Octopus says:

    This is the first time Greenwald has acknowledged Fatass in recent memory, and it’s a link to us. I knew our Evil Plan was working! 😈

    • livefreeor die says:

      It contains a link to D of D but no link to LGF. It exposes Chuck and denies him traffic in the process.
      Darn it-why do the kids have vacation this week?

    • Arachne says:

      I LOVE IT!!! Glenn Greenwald, without even realizing it, has pissed off Chuck. And watch the whining from the Swamp.

  24. livefreeor die says:

    Chunk, why aren’t you covering the new e-mail that shows Lois Lerner coordinated her mission against conservative groups with the Department of Justice?
    It’s a major story, don’t you want to keep your audience informed?

  25. OLT's Let's You And Him Fight says:

    Because olo :

    This is great, because I’m pretty sure I don’t like either of them.

    To Greenwald’s credit, he’s never stalked me, like Stalker Charles has.

  26. New thread up at the bog, headlining Johnson losing his shit over the Greenwald tweet (LMFAO), and featuring the tired old ad hominem attacks on DoD.

    Oh, and our traffic just spiked, as you might imagine…

    • Octopus says:

      This is obviously the best day Fatass has had in a very long while, as he’s been stalking Greenwald relentlessly for months on Twitter, without getting so much as a limp-wristed wave from the Pulitzer-winning muckraker. He’s going to milk it for all it’s worth! Power-Glutes, activate! 😆

    • and when I say losing his shit, I’ll add that he responded to Greenwald’s tweet four times:

      (and we assume Greenwald can’t see any of it)

      • Pakimon says:

        I see Chunky has deployed the “Rodan talking mean about Islamic jihadists” defense shield.

        He’ll be shrieking and bouncing off the walls for hours. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Looks like Charlie is having a hissy fit. LOL!

      • Pakimon says:

        Eli Clifton is claiming that DoD “modified” his list.

        I’m assuming that Eli deliberately omitted LGF from that list and the BRC did a count and added LGF to it.

    • PeteP says:

      I bet he threw out the link with the Rodan rant at Muslims.

  27. Pakimon says:

    Holy crap!

    Look at the Twitterwarrior Theatre!

    Chunky is literally shitting himself with rage.

    I wonder if Chunky is going to rethink his “I’m going to stalk Glenn Greenwald 24/7 on Twitter” strategy, given that Greenwald just threw him under the bus in a big way. 😆

  28. Pakimon says:

    Dammit, got to get back to work.

    Be back in awhile.

    Glad I got the fridge stocked with beer and rum fixin’s for tonight’s hilarity. 😈

    • Arachne says:

      Pakimon :

      Eli Clifton is claiming that DoD “modified” his list.

      I’m assuming that Eli deliberately omitted LGF from that list and the BRC did a count and added LGF to it.

      I’ve pointed out on the new thread we need to go back and link to our original post with the findings – I know the BRC fielded it nicely.

      • Because says:

        The argument is stupid either way. If Clifton failed to count LGF references, did they never happen?

  29. OLT's And Now, Our Feature Presentation says:

    I’d just like to remind our visitors (come for the slapfights with Stalker Charles, stay for the veal) to NEVER GO TO THE DONKEY SHOW.