Pic of the Day

Once upon a time, Johnson and the LGF blog defended one Ayaan Hirsi Ali quite ferociously (perhaps more than any other site on the ‘net). But like everything else over there, things are different these days, and CJ promoted a thread from Thanos for a 180° pile-on:

And the 1000-word pic of the day is….


And as an added bonus, from the World’s Greatest Blog Search Engine™:

4450604 Charles 2007-11-02 17:28:18

I also received an incredibly hateful email about Ayaan Hirsi Ali, that I won’t post here.


245 Comments on “Pic of the Day”

  1. Doppel Milyo says:

    Charles why do you support clitorectomies and forced marriages to children?

  2. rightymouse says:

    The worm turned years ago. CJ was considered to be a righteous Gentile and a beloved supporter of phenomenal women like Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Now he spits on them. May God have mercy on his soul.

  3. How many of the few remaining posters over there are familiar with all that stuff do you suppose? I mean, Johnson used to report on her every move at one point.

    Duped by her as well I guess…

  4. rightymouse says:

    Dude. The stock market took a major hike today. You better pray it’s just a hiccup. Asshole.


    • Octopus says:

      The amount of idiocy in McDumbth’s Economic Report is too staggering for me to deal with, tonight. Just…can’t..even…

    • d says:

      There are numerous factors. Could just be profit taking, could be due to Chinese economic slowdown, could be due to positive data signaling an end to Fed stimulus artificially propping up an anemic Obungle economy. Or some combo of all. One thing’s for sure economic pinhead and all around moonbat dimbulb Chunky Boo Boo has no fucking clue and has no business commenting on it.

    • poteen2 says:

      All this means is Charlie took an early Social Security or disability retirement.
      If he was still bucking taxes he’d know none of that is true

    • poteen2 says:

      And BTW Righty, the stock market has absolutely nothing to do with the American economy anymore. Ask anyone who’s not in it.

      • Doppel Milyo says:


        A company cuts costs by laying off 10% of workforce to account for calculated future increased Obamacare costs.

        stock rises.

        Charles once again demonstrates he knows nothing about everything

      • Arachne says:

        Indeed – the Obama fairy tale machine came up with the term “jobless recovery” in an attempt to explain why there were no jobs and yet the stock market was flourishing due to currency manipulation.

        What the hell is Fatass going to do when this implodes under it’s own “weight”?

  5. d says:

    Anti-Muslim? Chunk is such a low life scumbag piece of human garbage.

    • La critic. says:

      That’s just the start of it. Talk about backstabber. Is there anyone from 2007 Charles hasn’t stabbed in the back? Charles is more than someone has an opposing viewpoint to conservatives, but there are so many words you can use or describe the low-life scum he’s become.

  6. Doppel Milyo says:

    This is like Charles being anti concentration camp survivor, who thinks all Nazi camp guards represent all Nazis

    fucking idiot.
    He has no concept of Islam

  7. Daedalus says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :

    yep same

    Presumably he switched to his real name when CJ made it possible to switch one’s displayed name. For further confusion, his twitter handle is @tarkloon.

    Good post busting CJ!

  8. OLT's Because Screw Those Jackasses says:

    Randall Gross is telling Ayaan Hirsi Ali, a woman who was born, raised, and lived as a Muslim, what her view of Islam should be.

    Bitch, I just can’t even.

    Randall, where the FUCK do you get off telling ANYONE their experiences are not valid? Besides your experience in licking a shut-in’s virtual ass, what the Hell do you know about experiences?

    What in the name of the REAL War on Women do you think gives you the right to tell a woman what to “view”, or how to “view” anything, any where, at any time?


    • d says:

      And she did a film speaking pure truth about Islam with Theo Van Gogh and they murdered him (her friend) and forced her into hiding as a result. And now CAIR calls her an “Islamophobe”. Yeah. I kid you not.

      Chunk pretended to get that at one time. Now we know it was a lie and he secretly hated her and thinks Van Gogh deserved murder because if they can’t accapt Islam’s intolerance then they should die.

      IOW Chunk is now an avowed dhimmi and scumbag moonbat feces.

      • Arachne says:

        Guess Greasytail missed the story yesterday of the girl in Saudi Arabia who had her mouth and eyes sewn shut because she professed her belief in Jesus Christ.

        Oh, that’s right, I forgot. She’s Christian. She deserves to be persecuted in Fatass World.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      preach it !

  9. Bunk X says:

    Which one is Charles?

  10. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Charles has been duped by women after women. Maybe he should focus his affections on men instead. Like Robert Spencer or… ah shit… that won’t work either

    • Bunk X says:

      Inflatable animals with breasts?

    • d says:

      The only people Chunk can trust are the weirdos that comment at his blog and praise him gushingly for providing such a wonderful website of deep news and political analysis and for protecting their security and other weird things to be saying about a third rate, decade out-of-date, moonbat echo chamber.

  11. Bunk X says:

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    Purity test to be a member of the club.

  13. KGB says:

    Ayaan Hirsi Ali is “anti-Muslim” in the same way Anne Frank was anti-Nazi. Twat waffles like Ibrahim Cooper and the rest of the RoP are the reason she has to live in a virtual closet — her very life is at stake.

    Charles, there are no words for how vile you’ve become. How dare you, an elderly shut-in living in a free society, pass judgment and slap labels on a woman who’s experienced the hell of a primitive Muslim upbringing? A woman whose friend was murdered for his “anti-Muslim” beliefs?

  14. Doppel Milyo says:

    I believe Charles also believes Theo VanGogh deserved to die

  15. HaikuMan says:

    Randall, where the FUCK do you get off telling ANYONE their experiences are not valid? Besides your experience in licking a shut-in’s virtual ass, what the Hell do you know about experiences? What in the name of the REAL War on Women do you think gives you the right to tell a woman what to “view”, or how to “view” anything, any where, at any time? Dumbass.

    “Here’s how blacks should think!”
    “And here’s how women should think!”
    Left-wing tolerance

  16. HaikuMan says:

    Ayaan Hirsi Ali is “anti-Muslim” in the same way Anne Frank was anti-Nazi.

    That bears repeating
    Naught but simple, honest truth
    Right over Chuck’s head

  17. Because the Climate's on Fire! says:

    • Octopus says:

      So, even though every forecast they come up with is wrong-o-rama, the eco-hysterics look to the future boldly with great optimism, for yea verily cometh the Deluge. A 2-in-3 chance! Bet the house. 😆

  18. Arachne says:

    Because :


    Dana Loesch, Mandy Nagy, Politix Fireball, Laura Ingraham, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, and the list goes on and on….

  19. Because Racist says:

    • Arachne says:

      More brains than the entirety of LGF’s population put together.
      ONE retweet. Poor Chuck. No one cares what he says.

  20. Juan Epstein says:

    O regime has more dead soldiers than Rice.

  21. PeteP says:

    Charles Scumbag Johnson continues to wage his war on women.

  22. OLT's #Brasnapper says:

    Arachne :

    Because :

    Dana Loesch, Mandy Nagy, Politix Fireball, Laura Ingraham, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, and the list goes on and on….

    Stalker Charles’ own little personal War On Women.

    The dude has the wisdom of a fence post, the discernment of a butcher knife, and the social skills of a rabid skunk. His banter with the opposite sex rivals that of a five year old boy raised by Galapagos tortoises.

    • d says:

      Even more recently:
      Abby Martin – Troofer just like half his commenters
      Suey Park – touchy asian. Just like that racist Malkin whom he has dirt on.
      Wapo’s Jennifer Rubin – he hates the Jews too, women Jews especially.
      Fellow Obungle voter Peggy Noonan – she said squid heh heh, heh heh. Funny werd.

  23. Because they're trying to steal my sterno says:

    • Octopus says:

      They get up early, get all dressed up and go somewhere in their shiny cars. They’re gone all day. Then, they all come home at night, do stuff with their families, and it’s lights out at a regular hour. It’s so weird. Must be some kind of strange cult. What are they doing all day?

  24. d says:

    Hyperpartisan Preezydent Ofuckup is praising the HHS hyperpartisan fuckup who just resigned for being a hyperpartisan fuckup. Poised to appoint another hyperpartisan fuckup.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Is she a commie too? Probably.

    • Octopus says:

      I tried to watch the presser, just for laughs, as the disgraced Sebelius was going to be ushered out with a load of bull about her great accomplishments. I could only last two minutes, with the Unicorn Messiah’s weird, halting delivery of the scripted lines. I’m sure it was precious as anything, and the new Health Czar will be an apolitical worker bee with great experience and aptitude for the position.

      • iSpeakJive says:

        LOL. She’s the worker bee who shut down the national parks and visitor centers last October.

      • d says:

        Nice. One of Jarrett’s kneecappers. She’ll hit the ground running with the usual stonewalling and lies.

      • Arachne says:

        Is she black? Reason I ask is that if she is, get ready for a new round of Texas Hold’um featuring the Racist card AND the Sexist card.

  25. iSpeakJive says:

    Every pussy faculty member who voted to rescind the offer should be forced, Clockwork Orange-style to read her books.

    • Arachne says:

      Off topic – I fell asleep with TV on couple days ago. Woke up, and “Clockwork Orange” was onscreen. Now I CANNOT get “Singin’ in the Rain’ out of my damn head. And not the good one with Gene Kelly, either……

  26. OLT's SCIENCE! He Cried says:

    Because Freud :
    Woman Jews and Ghey male Jews. Peculiar, huh?

    Algebra supplies us with the ability to understand this phenomenon.

    Our boy dislikes gheys, wimminz, and teh Jews. This, by his own claims, makes him a Tea Party KKKonservative RepubliKKKan old white guy H8R.

    Of course, he can’t be a Tea Partier, because they have jobs, contribute to society, and want small, legal/Constitutional Government.

    He can’t be a Republican (again). Because.

    He can’t be a Conservative because they are SO MEAN.

    This leaves old white guy H8R and KKK, along with the aforementioned misogyny, anti-Semitism, and homophobia.

    Sounds like our boy to me.

    • rightymouse says:

      Beautifully written!!

      One of the comments was spot on:

      “Anthony Alfero Wrote:

      Progressives are forming a circular firing squad. They are huge on women’s rights, until charges of abuse are levied against a group on their “protected” list. What a dilemma. We have another NYC charter school scenario, where 2 protected groups (minority children and unions)are in conflict and they are clueless as to handle it.

      If progressives would accept that even people residing on their protected lists, can be bad or do bad things and need to be scolded, rather than claiming that their issues are always someone else’s fault, they might find some peace. If this advocate for women were attacking Catholics, she would be canonized by Brandeis because Christians are on the progressive “hate” list.”

    • Because says:

      Oh, man. Did she stomp all over the academic dicks, or what?

    • Because blind acorn or clock or something says:

  27. d says:

    Oh boy! Condi Rice joined the Dropbox board and moonbats are raging. How will Chunky play it? After all Chunky was for the Iraq war, for waterboarding and is still for warrantless wiretaps. And she’s a black empowered scholerly woman. Even a talented musician! Will he throw her under his stolen moonbat van? Claim he was brainwashed when he liked her? Claim she was brainwashed by GW? Or just remark upon a nearby squirrel and post a Keith Jarrett video.


  28. OLT's Yeah, That's EXACTLY What I Think says:

    iSpeakJive :
    LOL. She’s the worker bee who shut down the national parks and visitor centers last October.

    Perfect choice for shutting down the economy, then.

    Good job, comrades. I am sure President Putin will appreciate your service to Mother Russia and the renewed Glorious Soviet.

  29. Arachne says:

    Because Freud :

    Woman Jews and Ghey male Jews. Peculiar, huh?

    Well, when you’re embracing your inner Muslim and siding with the Islamofacists, it was only a matter of time when you not only threw the Jews under the bus, you figuratively ran over them in the process.

  30. Arachne says:

    iSpeakJive :

    LOL. She’s the worker bee who shut down the national parks and visitor centers last October.

    And right on cue, McCain’s doing his reach across the aisle dance saying what a great choice she is. I hope the VFW invades the Senate Chamber one day while he’s doing this and punches him in his RINO nose.

    • Because says:

      Can somebody take grampa back to the home before he wanders off into the woods and trips on a woodpecker?

  31. Arachne says:

    BTW – Our buddy the Buzzsawmonkey has a parody “Fix the Website” (to the tune of Sink the Bismark) at Weasel Zippers in the Sebilius Missing Page post. Fantastic.

    Did Buzzy post it at the Mother Ship?

  32. d says:

    Way to tell off those anti-Muslim Islamophobe women Chunk. You fightin’ da Nazis. You on good guy’s side with all the doublethink moonbats.


  33. d says:

    d :Hyperpartisan Preezydent Ofuckup is praising the HHS hyperpartisan fuckup who just resigned for being a hyperpartisan fuckup. Poised to appoint another hyperpartisan fuckup.

    Stuart Varney had a take on this today, that Sebelius has been there purely to take the heat. And that she was dealt a horrible hand by the WH who kept making last minute changes and fretting over optics and what not. Of course, he’s right. But I still say what kind of lowlife sits there in front of Congressional Committees and repeats lies over and over and owns utter failure and denies the obvious damage her masters are doing to the US people and economy? Why didn’t she resign immediately and say “I warned them it wouldn’t be ready. And yes we knew all along a lot of people would get dropped and lose their doctors and some might even not get their cancer drugs or be able to afford them. And no enrollment is dismal. We know because of course we get daily tallies. If the numbers were good we’d be showing you the printout and high-fiving up here”.

    But she didn’t. She lied about all of that even after everyone knew she was lying.

  34. trebob says:

    iSpeakJive :

    In her (proposed) remarks she would have said:

    Another striking feature of the countries I have just named, and of the Middle East generally, is that violence against women is also increasing. In Saudi Arabia, there has been a noticeable rise in the practice of female genital mutilation. In Egypt, 99% of women report being sexually harassed and up to 80 sexual assaults occur in a single day.

    So, by not supporting Ms. Ali, Charles is showing his approval of violence and sexual assaults against women. A bit more than just a #brasnapper.

    • d says:

      It is really astounding for someone like him to say he didn’t want to go over the crazy cliff with the GOP/conservatives. And this is what he calls the stable ground of sanity? Denouncing Hirsi Ali as a bigot?

  35. Because apropos to nothing says:

    • trebob says:

      See Charles! Almost 2,000 retweets. Let this be your example; be clever, have your comedy include some areas of truth and it’s gold! By nasty, disingenuous and stupid and you can’t even beg a baker’s dozen retweets.


      • d says:

        Unfortunately he is unable to take your advice. He has a terrible sense of humor. Usually his humor is mean spirited. The few times he’s tried to be disarmingly funny it just comes totally dorky and unbecoming of a 60 yr old who fancies himself some kind of news/internet/political authority. Sadly he’ll just always be our comically angry serious outrage whore.

  36. Because ok, which one of you guys has been stalking the mental patient? says:

    • HaikuMan says:

      Block, report for spam
      but there’s no Twitter Gulag
      Don’t stalk the stalker

    • d says:

      Because they stocked me, you should report them.

    • Arachne says:

      If he’s “stalking” you, Fatass, then YOU block him, He’s not spamming you. And by the way, Made a nice screen shot of this and sent to Twitter, advising them that you are urging people to abuse the “block and report feature.”

      Oh, and this is what Twitter considers “SPAM”

      Posting harmful links (including links to phishing or malware sites)
      Aggressive following behavior (mass following and mass un-following for attention)
      Abusing the @reply or @mention function to post unwanted messages to users
      Creating multiple accounts (either manually or using automated tools)
      Posting repeatedly to trending topics to try to grab attention
      Repeatedly posting duplicate updates
      Posting links with unrelated tweets

      If I had to hazard a guess Greasy McPonytail, you’re quite the violator. You know, ICYMI.

    • PeteP says:

      I read the exchange. Fatso willingly engaged him over a dozen or so tweets and got pwned. Now he’s crying about being stalked and wants Ed Bott banned. What a cry baby.

  37. Because says:

    Language error in the picture on Drudge. Icarus to tweet snarky gramma knotzi tweet in 3 … 2 … 1 …

  38. Because bitch bitch bitch says:

    • Because pro tip says:

      Get a real (as in non-Obama) GSM phone, and get an H2O card off of ebay for a buck. Then put $10 in it. Yeah, I know. You’ll have to be sober for a couple days.

    • trebob says:

      And this is where Gus shows his complete lack of understanding of how things work. Gus (if you didn’t have me blocked I could tweet it to you), as a prior seller of roof space to cell phone companies I must inform you, THEY ALL ARE USING THE CHEAPEST TOWER SPACE THEY CAN FIND, ANYWHERE! If tower/roof space if available elsewhere for much less, they move.

      But, that doesn’t play well when your tweets come from the galactically‎ stupid.

  39. OLT's He's "A Vile Piece Of Shit" says:

    Because monkeys flying out of your Donkey Show :

    Ed is the donkey. Well, jackass.

    I read his Tweets.

  40. Because garage mahal says:

  41. d says:

    Never known to be gracious or to rise above, Chunk naturally posts a taunting piece on Greenwald arriving in New York. Featuring his own sarcastic and hateful anti-GG Tweets. Content value? Oh minus 10,000 or there abouts. This is what his sycophants call great analysis and content. Notice he never mentioned that the award Greenwald will receive is for courage. Courage is what you have to have in order to maintain your convictions consistently. And not cave and reverse and begin praising the menacing violent bullies and the intolerant threateners in order to save your own skin.


    • Octopus says:

      Again, you have to marvel at how, “The Envy…IT BURNS!!”

      Too funny, McDumbth. You really know how to brighten up our day, with the schadenfreude.

      • Arachne says:

        In the future, all references to the proud owner of LGF that use his given name, will be followed with “internet has-been”.

        Edbot doesn’t look like he’d such a big deal either,

  42. Octopus says:

    Ledeen recalls that Brandeis was the birthplace of “Repressive Tolerance,” and this assholish bit of bigotry is right in line with their heritage: http://pjmedia.com/michaelledeen/2014/04/10/its-not-new-at-brandeis-repressive-tolerance-was-born-there/

    • Arachne says:

      Reminds me of the Brandeis Brief –
      Why rely on law and precedent when we have unsettled science and emotion for you to rule on?

  43. OLT's Ed Bott, Jackass says:

    Because Racist :
    Chunky’s BFF is Ed Bott? And he’s worried about Chinese botts?

    He likes big botts, he cannot lie
    And all you scary stalkers can’t deny

  44. Octopus says:

    The weak shoe-toss at Shrillary reminded me of one of my favorite youtube-vids of all-time, the Great Shoe Dodge. Bush was just so calm, popped right back up like, “you missed me, heheh.” Shrillary would have been nailed, as she didn’t dodge until after the shoe was past her.

    • Arachne says:

      I love the fact that President Bush actually looks like he thinks its funny – notice he hold his hand up to BAT the other shoe away.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      that shoe toss at Hillary was so weak I’m pretty sure Barack Obama was the shoe thrower

  45. Arachne says:

    Have you guys seen Sebelius replacement?

    Wonder if they’ll push back the confirmation hearings a few weeks to give her time to compete in the Kentucky Derby.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      if Anita Dunn had a son in a wig he’d look like Sylvia Burwell

      • Arachne says:

        Someone at Zip’s place commented that she looked like a female version of Kerry. Some seeeeerious ugly at work here.

  46. Pakimon says:

    Arachne :
    In the future, all references to the proud owner of LGF that use his given name, will be followed with “internet has-been”.
    Edbot doesn’t look like he’d such a big deal either,

    “internet has-been and sniveling dickhead” has pretty good ring to it, don’t you think? 😆

  47. Arachne says:

    Puff piece on Jay Carney and Spouse has some serious photoshop issues:


    If only they had turned to that photoshop master, Charles Icarus Johnson, internet has-been and sniveling dickhead.

    • Juan Epstein says:



    • Octopus says:

      That was funny! A whole family of Pajama Boys. 😆

    • trebob says:

      You know, it was one thing for Clinton to drop his pants playing saxophone but these guys take the cake. Drawing a red line, you keep your insurance, keep your doc, don’t go there buddy, not a smidgeon of corruption and now this ridiculous screw up with some fantasy home life. It’s obvious they think the average person is a complete moron and they have compete disdain for anyone outside of their elite circle.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      waiting for the photoshop expose’ at LGF


  48. stabby says:

    I read the Ayaan Hirsi Ali threads (and the articles linked to) the other day.

    I notice that one quote that was used to slander her was something like “there is no moderate Islam”

    I remember a similar quote by one of the most brave and honest and in his way, saintly men on the planet, the Egyptian peace, democracy (and I guess secularism) activist Ali Salem. He was arrested along with democracy activist Saad Eddin Ibrahim for trying to organize people to watch elections under Mubarak, though unlike Ibrahim, he was released immediately.

    On May 24, 2001, the Union of Egyptian Writers expelled from its ranks the renowned Egyptian playwright Ali Salem. According to the union’s statement, Salem had “visited Israel several times and published a book on those visits, in addition to several articles supporting normalization, which contradicts the general bent of union members and the resolutions of the general assembly in several sessions.”1 Salem had committed the sin of “normalization” —and had done so repeatedly….

    This excerpt from his 1995 book “My drive to Israel” has the most masterful writing, the most impassioned criticism of Islamic hatred and war, that I’ve ever read: http://www.meforum.org/130/my-drive-to-israel You can find his book on Amazon (I won’t link so as not to trigger any spam filter).

    Once in an interview about 10 years ago for an Egyptian zine (no longer available) he was (as many Egyptians do) grieving Egypt’s fall into Islamism but predicting that in the long run Islam will be totally rejected. He said something almost exactly like “Islam can not moderate. There will not be a moderate Islam, instead Islam will be forgotten. Even now you can see that young people are not interested in Islam, they’re interested in having jobs and good lives.”

    Years after that he got more pessimistic and was forced to sound more respectful of Islam, but realizing that he has to pretend respect is a sign of the deterioration of Egypt not of the improvement of Islam.

    I wonder what he thinks of the current situation, I haven’t heard anything about him in a few years. Amazingly, wikipedia didn’t have a page on Ali Salem until 2011 – he seemed to be censored out of existence, since he’s been notable for decades.

    This was long-winded, but a point is that having a pessimistic view of Islam should not be considered proof that one is a xenophobe. Surely Ali Salem isn’t a xenophobe against his own country…

    Unlike others here I have no respect Pamela Geller. I consider her quite literally phobic, phobic to the point of being hysterical and harmful and having succumbed to every excess of xenophobic hatred. One doesn’t have to be totally wrong to be hysterical nor to overreact.

    But I think Ayaan Hirsi Ali is worthy of respect and that her words deserve debate. One might also consider Irshad Manji’s story of being expelled from an Islamic school in Canada (high school or junior high – often combined in Canada) for challenging the pure antisemitism that she was being taught there.

    If Charles hadn’t cut himself off from everyone who disagrees with him, there could have been some debate about Ayaan Hirsi Ali on his site. But there is no debate, and Charles will never again be able to say that he’s well informed. No man who can not abide any disagreement can be correct often enough to call himself well informed.

  49. swamprat says:

    Because ok, which one of you guys has been stalking the mental patient? :

    And now charles is the the man who encouraged twitter gulag, then bragged about it, then denied & lied about it, then attempted to delete and cover up the evidence of it, and, when twitter totally revamped their security to eliminate it, tried to reinstate twitter gulag again!

    What a guy!

  50. Minnow says:

    Chubby Barry doesn’t know if he is coming or going….

    (Barry…. a big hint…. you are going)

  51. ISTE says:

    This is the most content, at peace with the world I have ever been in my life.

    Looking forward to the future. I finally realized what was important to me.

    Thank you, and you know who, and what, you are to me.

  52. stabby says:

    Watching what I will call “the left and the right” in the west react to Islam/Islamism since 9/11 makes me think that handling this sort of situation, handling enmity is something that is almost impossible for human beings.

    We can’t keep our emotions out of it. Some over react with paranoia, others with denial or shows of appeasement. Determining the best approach quickly is inherently impossible, but no one seems to understand that limitation.

    And if you insist on being doctrinaire, then finding that best approach and adapting to changing circumstances are both forever out of reach.

    I’ve seen that even a website where the authors do a masterful job of being fair and seeking the most rational and reasonable approach will only attract an audience that is only riveted by fear and anger. You can’t talk about enemies and have a calm audience.

    Fear and anger, that where the right goes out of balance. But it’s not right wing in a sense, it’s just a human reaction.

    The European left with its guilt over colonialism, goes bad by looking to excuse Islamism, by seeking someone else to blame for everything, for choosing barely disguised antisemitism and the rotting dregs of anticolonialist pablum over liberalism.

    • Octopus says:

      Listen to McDumbth! He on a roll, baby. 😆

      That cut-and-paste is a bitch, man. You’re killin’ it!

      • stabby says:

        Every sentence that wasn’t in quotes was written just now, for this comment box by me.

        And you’re just a troll with shit dripping down your leg and no brain in your empty head.

      • swamprat says:

        But those two comments are at odds.
        One is measured and thoughtful
        The other a leeeeetle bit less so.

        “The European left with its guilt over colonialism, goes bad by looking to excuse Islamism, by seeking someone else to blame for everything, for choosing barely disguised antisemitism and the rotting dregs of anticolonialist pablum over liberalism.

        Now that is just Purty. Really.
        More please.

      • d says:

        I’m not sure why he’s trying to impress us. Even when he puts on his earnest cap he just seems like a putz.

      • Octopus says:

        d :
        I’m not sure why he’s trying to impress us. Even when he puts on his earnest cap he just seems like a putz.

        I’d rather he be Frank, than earnest. More honest.

  53. Octopus says:

    But, Stabby…you’ve been busted a dozen times or more. Where’s Frank tonight? Working that Hershey Highway on the dark side of Culver City?

    Just stop. It’s not ever going to work. Like your blog. 😆

    • SwampratsFakoFrankoCinklairEclair says:

      Yo mamma wants

      uh something Uh

      Nevermind. He’ll show. soon enough

      • swamprat says:

        Supposed to be
        But the name doesn’t fully show in my browser.

  54. swamprat says:

    Lunar eclipse approaches.
    ISTE and Stabby becoming more grounded and philosophic.

    Or there’s a new pill coming out.

  55. swamprat says:

    Actually thanks for commenting stabby. Nice to see well reasoned opinions framed as if someone wasn’t writing for TV.

    • swamprat says:

      Euroguy tried to engage me on some anti-American talking point while I was on vacation.

      “what do you think about *American Colonialism*?”
      (I just stared at him as I was trying to enjoy my breakfast)
      “you DO know what Colonialism is don’t you?”
      Yeah, like India.
      (India being, of course the glittering example of BRITISH Colonialism, he considered the ramifications of further conversation and went back to HIS breakfast.

      • stabby says:

        There certainly must have been an American colonialism if you go back a century, but I wouldn’t call the Iraq war colonialmism.. I don’t think our propensity to get into wars now is Colonialism.

        For instance I don’t want to see us fighting Russia in Crimea – but if the politicians who now pose as if that were a good idea had gotten us into that mess, I wouldn’t call that sort of hysterical over-reaction “colonialism”.

        There’s a paranoid narrative to the word – and I’m not that sort of paranoid. A far left, left-over-soviet-propaganda view of the world.

    • d says:

      Your’re very kind swamprat. However, true to form, the Stabster will be back to backhanded moonbat self evident suppositions in no time. That’s the reason Octo’s heaping abuse on him. We’ve tried to treat him like a human but he will unfailingly revert to Obotness the minute you give him credit. Like trusting a chimp not to go all lower primate on you and start biting your fingers off and tearing your face into shreds when you waggle a toy doll in it’s face.

  56. stabby says:

    Another fun article on Ali Salem


    I love the end of the article, but if you don’t want a spoiler then follow the link instead of reading on.

    Trying to break down the wall of peace-aspiration which Salem has erected in the interview, Hussein asked: “Does Israel preserve peace for itself, and lead bullets for Palestinians?” “No man is democratic; instead, a regime is democratic. And Israel is such a [regime]. The killing is mutual. In the absence of peace, there is killing,” Salem explained.

    “Laden within Israel’s mentality, which exploits the tragedy [the Holocaust], isn’t there a predilection for vengeance?” Hussein inquired. “They are a tortured people whose history books are blackened by sorrow. But, in the final analysis, they are people who are not unlike others,” Salem answered.

    Hussein was disconsolate. Though he may have wanted to find a shred of contrition in Salem’s outlook, it turned out the author’s faith has in fact strengthened.

    Before turning to discuss Salem’s writings, Hussein tried his luck with one last question about Israel: “Is Israel likely to disappear from the face of the Earth,” he queried.

    “No,” replied Salem. And it seemed as though you could see him yawn.

  57. Pakimon says:

    It’s beautiful Saturday morning etc. and Pakimog say it time for mental yoga with Rubik’s Cube!

    It up to you to decide if cube solving fueled by brain power or boob power. 😀


  58. Pakimon says:

    I’m leaning toward boob power.

  59. rightymouse says:

    Crossfit girls!! Stay in shape, y’all!

    • Octopus says:

      The snatch joke…you had to know it was coming. 😆

      I know people who are too into Crossfit. One of them is a girl my youngest daughter’s age, who used to be a wild partier. She posts on Facebook about her latest personal records. She looks very strong. NTTAWWT.

    • rightymouse says:

      I JUST read that piece of dreck via Instapundit. What a smarmy, vile a-hole. Yeesh!!!!!!!

      • Because olo says:

        I think that punch line is a tell that it’s a spoof. OTOH, maybe not. With these nuts, it’s hard to tell.

      • rightymouse says:

        One commenter at Weasel noted that it was satire. Weasel didn’t. Interesting.

      • Octopus says:

        Satire is difficult. Not to mention, there was a serious suggestion in the eco-hysteric camp a couple weeks ago, about the need for a “Climate Nuremberg,” with dissenters (“Deniers”) being tried and executed for their thought-crimes against humanity.

        The nutjobs are really that nutty. Lewd-Wank was a perfect example, G-d rest his batshit soul. How do you satirize such lunacy?

  60. rightymouse says:

    This place needs some Saturday morning humor. 🙂

    “I was in the Grand Hotel last night at the bar waiting for a beer when a
    butt-ugly big old heifer came up behind me and slapped me on the ass.

    She said “hey sexy, how about giving me your number”

    I looked at her said” Have you got a pen”

    She said “I sure do”

    I said “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices
    you’re missing”

    My facial reconstruction surgery is on Monday.”

    • Octopus says:

      HAHAHAHAHAH! I will use that joke later, if you don’t mind.

      • rightymouse says:

        Be my guest! It was sent to me by a guy I dated in my early twenties. We’re still friends. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Keep in touch with the old flame, eh? Does your hubby know? 😉 (j/k)

        I don’t have any idea what happened to the people I dated, before I settled down with the Good Wife. Well…this one gal was my friend’s sister, who got married at 18 and then cheated on her hubby like crazy, even though they had three kids right away. She took advantage of me when I was drunk, is my excuse. Now she’s an architect, and still married to the guy! My friend, though, is dead. Drank himself to death ten years ago. 😦

      • rightymouse says:

        Hubby’s fine with it. I think this guy is probably the ONLY ex I’d ever consider being friends with. Sorry to hear about your buddy. A girlfriend of mine killed herself from booze back in 2010. She hid the boozing well. Sad.

  61. Because says:

    BTW – the funky code that allowed Heartbleed was peer reviewed. The consensus can’t ever be wrong, right?

  62. Octopus says:

    Peer-reviewed by bleeding-heart liberals, no doot. Consensus!

    • Because says:

      Reading the description of how it works, it was seriously dumb and slapdash. And other professional programmers looked it over and ok’ed it. Top men. Top. Men. Like the ones who ‘exonerated’ Mann.

      Meanwhile in silly cone valley, the only guy who knows his ass from a hole in the ground gets canned. Because ghey marriage.

      We’re fooked. The only people who know how to program are the Russians.

      • Because says:

        And the Israelis. When the dust settles, the only websites anybody will trust will be Israeli.

      • stabby says:

        Heh, I tried to post the following on The Atlantic, forgetting that I’m banned there (I was disrespectful to the one stuffed shirt writer there who deletes everyone who disagrees with him and has his doting worshipers ban everyone who complains). I forget his fake upper class long name. He’s the one who posts nothing other than socialist race theory whines… So have a paste for you:

        Eich wasn’t taken down because he was attacked, he was taken down because his company relies on the good will of tech people who tend to be liberal.

        I bet most of the developers of Firefox and the like simply DONATE their time to the project for free. Having a man like Eich in charge who can’t even apologize will simply kill Mozilla’s product line.

        Also, since it’s a product with free alternatives that are just as good, such as chrome and Opera, everyone who feels strongly about gay rights can boycott Mozilla with no pain at all.

        Me and my friends were in the process of giving up Mozilla products when Eich quit, because WE won’t support an anti-gay company and we’re not connected with “gay activists”, we just know what we believe in.

        We were grateful to be able to go back to using firefox.

      • stabby says:

        As odd as that description sounded coming from me, you’ll find that the way I described the guy who banned me is totally accurate:

      • Octopus says:

        You’re such a lying imbecile, Stabby Frank. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Stabs thinks we really care what he thinks of Eich. We don’t.

      • d says:

        Way to go Stabbturd. Well guess what. We don’t believe in companies that shit all over someone for their personal beliefs. Especially when those beliefs are exactly the same as the Moonbat Preezydent Obungle in Chief were when he was elected the first black Preezydent (in the same timeframe). And his opinion only “evolved” when dipshit honky retard Biden shot his stupid mouth off and said Obungle was all for it when he wasn’t. AT. ALL.

        So Mozilla and you and the rest of the PC Christian traditionalists hating brigade can go suck it. I hope you all have a nice time comparing penis tattoos and nipple piercings.

      • Pakimon says:

        Ummm. Why would Eich be obligated to apologize?

        Especially to The Rainbow Gestapo.

  63. Octopus says:

    It’s almost bikini season here in Michigan! Who’s ready?
    Let’s get ourselves in fighting trim, shall we?
    A-one, and-a-two…

    • Because says:

      Meanwhile in Denver, it’s going to snow. Poor Goose. Can’t get a break in his cold garage.

      • Octopus says:

        Garage Boy can do calisthenics to keep warm. Start slow, Gus. An injury could really set you back. Keep you from job-hunting.

        Try getting up off the army cot in one continuous movement, stagger to the door to let the yowling cat out, and then return to cot, achieving the prone position without flopping. That’s one repetition. Rest for a minute, and repeat. Continue to failure.

      • d says:

        “Continue to failure.” 🙂

        That part should be easy for Goose boy. LOL!

    • rightymouse says:

      She jumps like a spastic kangaroo. O_o

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog thank Octo for inspiring him to go to beach and get sun tan tomorrow!

      Beach forecast 80 degrees and sunny with ocean temp a brisk 68 degrees.

      Time for Pakimog to breath ocean air and take in soothing and relaxing seashore scenery! :mrgreen:

  64. Octopus says:

    Stabby-Poo’s visit last night was weird and creepy. Keep in mind, this is the same vile creature that posts here as Frank Sinclair, and is probably Our Fatass Himself, as we can think of nobody else who would bother.

    • stabby says:

      No, I’m not Frank, you drooling moron.

      • Because says:

        Frankly, my weirod, I don’t give a toot.


      • Octopus says:

        stabby :
        No, I’m not Frank, you drooling moron.

        Yes, you are. Ve haff proofs!

      • rightymouse says:

        Octo’s right. You & Stinkclair are the same. Jerk.

      • d says:

        Whether you are or not the Stabby persona is still a passive/aggressive shit headed libtard. You once wasted my time about the Zimmerman trial (naturally convinced the Democrat voting, Hispanic with a black grandfather, time-donating to local black kids reading skills neighborhood watch captiain is a racist.) and then revealed you never watched it. You’re like Ludwig Van Butthole except less diligent and even more annoying.

      • Octopus says:

        Unless it was just a coincidence those times when you forgot which orifice was speaking, and used the other one’s avatar. Oopsie. Or devolved into the other personality, right before our eyes. Or mentioned the fact that, “I agree with Charles on 99% of his opinions,” which is impossible, because even Fatass can’t keep track of where he stands on anything. 😆

        On the other hand, keep posting, and I’ll just keep my suspicious nature to myself. It’s a free forum, with no particular requirements besides refraining from bestiality. We do make exceptions for furries, but you have to have a special permit. No donkeys on the premises after 9pm! No exceptions.

  65. Because olo says:



    • Octopus says:

      Without knowing much about the case, it looks like a reasonably good cause. Good excuse for some campfire bonding and drinking, too. Yee-hah.

      As for stupider causes, well, you’d have to spend at least ten seconds at LGF to find about a dozen.

    • trebob says:

      Could there be a stupider cause? You bet, let’s try global warming.

    • d says:

      Well the right once supported the LGF cause, there’s a more stupid one right there.

    • Because says:

      This would have never happened back when we had a man for an AG, like Janet Reno.

    • Octopus says:

      Captain really stepped on his, er, bulbous thingy. 🙂

    • d says:

      Wow. It’s like the cruise ship has a hard on!

      • Octopus says:

        Speaking of queens-with-boners, I learned something new today. Thanks, Internet!

        What Does LGBTQIA mean?

        Lesbian – A female- identified person who is attracted romantically, physically, or emotionally to another female-identified person.

        Gay – A male-identified person who is attracted romantically, physically, or emotionally to another male-identified person.

        Bisexual – A person who is attracted romantically, physically, or emotionally to both men and women.

        Transgender – A person who is a member of a gender other than that expected based on anatomical sex.

        Queer – An umbrella term which embraces a variety of sexual preferences, orientations, and habits of those who do not adhere to the heterosexual and cisgender majority. The term queer includes, but is not exclusive to lesbians, gay men, bisexuals, transpeople, and intersex persons, traditionally, this term is derogatory and hurtful, however, many people who do not adhere to sexual and/or gender norms use it to self-identify in a positive way.

        Intersex – Someone who’s physical sex characteristics are not categorized as exclusively male or exclusively female.

        Asexual – A person who is not attracted to anyone, or a person who does not have a sexual orientation.

        Ally – A person who does not identify as LGBTQIA, but supports the rights and safety of those who do

        Are we all crystal-clear on this? 😆

      • d says:

        Hey they forgot Gender Fluid! That’s where you are a blend of girl and boy (think Johnny Depp) and naturally need to wash your hands a lot.

      • Octopus says:

        I’d like to see an “H” for hermaphrodite, as well as a “PP” for “polymorphously perverse.” Maybe a “C” for “Coatroom Sniffer.” I C UR PP!

    • Pakimon says:

      So the Queen Mary 2 is a tranny.

      I’m sure she/he’s happy she didn’t have to stop using Firefox since Eich resigned. 😆

  66. d says:

    Chunk’s buddy Randall Gross calls James O’Keefe a “fraudster”! I kid you not. And he’s posting on the website of someone who pretended to be a hawkish classical liberal for eight years and now continues lying by saying he was brainwashed or misled or some other kind of weasel bullshit excuse you wouldn’t even accept from an eight year old. Much less some dude in his early sixties.

    Hey Randall, Chunky worshipped Hirsi Ali and called Rachel Corrie Saint Pancake. Who’s a fraudster? The guy who shoots video to prove you liberals are scum in your own words and voice? Or the fake fatass money grubbing coward who’s website you lay your liberal turds on which he pretends is “content”.


    • Octopus says:

      There’s a stupid cause for ya, Fatass. Join in the Left’s bitter campaign against the guy who brought to light massive corruption in ACORN, and continues to wage war against fraudulent enterprises. Way to be on the wrong side, Chunky! 😆

  67. d says:

    Chunk’s only posting today is yet another Tommy Emanuelle video. Shouldn’t Chunk be paying this poor guy a fee? Every other guitar video is of TE. I’m sure TE would want to get paid for being a significant content percentage of some stranger’s website.

  68. Octopus says:

    Hunan Rice Racist Post Of The Day: A Chinese man in my neighborhood was arrested last night and charged with spousal assault, after his wife ran screaming from the house and over to the neighbors, all bruised up and hysterical. I only know this because my wife is friends with that neighbor, and news travels fast. Word is, he was keeping her a virtual prisoner in the house, and abusing her for a long time. She speaks almost no English, and has no family in the country besides Dearest Hubby. Sad.

    • d says:

      Men from Asian cultures can sometimes be supreme a-holes. I met a pretty S. Korean girl in college. I invited her for coffee at the scrounge lounge, the coffee lounge on campus near the music dept. I was having a hard time reading her so I thought if that goes well I’ll ask her out for real. Well she shows up with some creepy Asian dude who wasn’t introduced as her boyfriend but wasn’t like your typical friendly type. He looked slightly thuggish like I probably wouldn’t want to tangle with him in a dark alley. He didn’t look real happy with her meeting up with me as I recall. But at the time being a young ignorant American dude I’m thinking “why’d you bring this freak?” I just wanted to end it quickly and wrote her off as a head case type. Yeah pretty but I don’t need weird drama in my life. I never called her. Two weeks later she hanged herself. I don’t think she killed herself though over me. But the one time we talked she told me her mother had died. And that she herself had been very ill at a later time. Near death ill. And during the resultant delerium saw her mother and it was the nicest most happy feeling she’d ever felt. And she wished she could have stayed there with her mom, but was instead revived back to this harsh life. My theory is this guy from back home, was making her life such a hell, preventing her from making new friends and being her own woman in a new land. Like an oppressive minder or surrogate controlling father. And that, coupled with such a warm happy memory of death drew her toward ending her own life to be in a happier place. Really sad. Beautiful sweet girl.

  69. Octopus says:

    Awful thing, D. Sorry you had to see that happen.

    Let’s brighten the mood a bit, with another Pic O’ The Day, this time from Awkward Family Photos. They really have too many to choose from, but this family is either the most awkward of all, or the least. I can’t decide. 😆


  70. Abu says:

    It’s good to see the “Detriot” Red Wings in the playoffs, Octo.

    • Octopus says:

      Yes it is, Abu. Might be a short run, with Boston being the odds-on fave to come out of the East, but I smell an upset. Might just be a short in the wiring…

  71. Pakimon says:

    Me and my friends were in the process of giving up Mozilla products when Eich quit, because WE won’t support an anti-gay company and we’re not connected with “gay activists”, we just know what we believe in.

    We were grateful to be able to go back to using firefox – Frabby Sinclair.

    When stubby mentioned “me and my friends”, this scene came to mind. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Exactly. Cartman is a very good fat-simile of Fatass, too. Very similar in appearance and personality.

  72. Because Quotations from Chairman Goose says:

  73. Because moo says: