Charles crows about some Google metric

For a man who has no job in the IT world for over 7 years, it amazes me how Charles like to brag about some improvement to his rinky dink website.

Want a cookie for this great accomplishment Charles? If he really was a great programmer, he would have a real job.

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111 Comments on “Charles crows about some Google metric”

  1. livefreeor die says:

    It looks better on my phone? You mean it reinstates the 15,000 users you purged and allows people to engage in intelligent, witty discussion of politics without fear of banning? It doesn’t lie about Obama’s “success”?
    Wow, that IS impressive programming.

  2. Medchemmer says:

    Back when I read his site, it was the only one on the entire internet that would consistently crash my iPod touch after less than 2 minutes. Because of that I actually stopped going to it, and that was well before he flipped sides and started raging against the furor he had whipped up.

  3. poteen2 says:

    Most people wear black, work out or diet to look smaller. Charlie puts his picture on a cellphone. Content is not only thin, but tiny with better resolution

  4. JimboXL says:

    DoD looks better on mobile, that concludes my metrics report.

  5. d says:

    Not really sure why he’s even bothering. LGF has no real POV at this point. Being the outlet for some whack job’s crazy spasms is a truly pointless entity. I guess he could try and call it eclectic but epileptic seems closer. Guitar videos, Keith Jarrett jazz piano, Vimeo weirdo vids, random rants, moonbat memes, personal vendettas, huge self congratulations for minor and common web tech changes. This ain’t marketable shit Chunky. Laughable yeah, laudible no.

  6. Octopus says:

    http://twitter.com/gus_802/statuses/453759363274919936

    http://twitter.com/gus_802/statuses/453758934268932096

    …and they said you were “a bit slow on the uptake.” Guess you showed them! 😆

    • Doppel Iron Fist rule says:

      Doppelganger <————- adds gus to his LGF Dead pool

      Gus just because you picked the lock and got into your sister's liquor closet , doesn't mean that Charles won't still give you the stick.
      even of you are 20% of his blog traffic

  7. d says:

    Oh Jeez. So since Chunky bitterly hates the Breitbart crew suddenly he’s touting a CA GOP “wingnut” because he’s pulling his column from their website? The rep is obviously just trying to be gracious toward Pelosi due to the twerking image. What he thinks it will gain, I have no clue. She’ll turn around and call him a racist hate bag tomorrow anyway.

    But after years of the left putting crucifixes in urine and feces on the Virgin Mary, suddenly tits on Zuckerberg and Pelosi’s face on a pop vixen (both Obungle voters) is deeply offensive??? Nontroversy is the term that comes to mind. Chunk sounds like some prudish old woman.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/43262_Right_Wing_Journalism_Watch-_House_GOP_Leader_Pulls_Column_From_Breitbart_News

  8. d says:

    Chunk proves what a retard dork he is. He thinks he’s super hip like Frank Zappa or Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson were. But he’s just a moron lightweight. He posted an overnight thread yesterday with this nonsense subtitle.

    Monday Night Open
    When the going gets weird, the weird get going

    Charles Johnson
    LGF • 1 day, 4 hours ago • Views: 8,661

    Chunk, the original sports motivational saying is “When the going gets tough, the tough get going”. Hunter S. Thompson, a talented professional journalist and a real sports fan and afficionado changed it to: “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro”. An obvious reference to his ability to turn his weird drunken, drug addled and counter-culture encounters into professionally written and properly journaled proprietary literature.

    Chunk, have you ever even read a book by Hunter S. Thompson?

  9. d says:

    Chunk was motivated to actually throw the Cheetos aside and role sideways on the couch so he could type on his laptop. Because GREENSNOW!!!!
    Evidently Snowden’s lawyer was suckered into using an unauthorized Greenwald PGP key created with GG’s email. Anyway I glean she failed to ensure it was GG’s which it wasn’t. So whoever set it up could read her email to GG. Chunky thinks this somehow proves that GG’s entire existence is invalidated because some lawyer effed up. And his own pathetic, washed up, has been loser-life totally redeemed to relevant status. Poor sad Chunk.
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/43261_Snowdens_Lawyer_Tricked_Into_Using_Fake_PGP_Key_to_Send_Email

  10. Pakimon says:

    Rut Roh!

    Someone is calling out The Chunkster and it is making him peevish. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Here’s more:

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunky will not tolerate any questioning of his mad computer skillz!

    • Pakimon says:

      Jacob is not impressed.

      • Doppel cool flash animations and web design tehniques says:

        Jacob lad,
        do you even know who Charles Icarus Orangeoveralls fuckface Johnson IS? Do you?

        well sir, just look at this: I mean, it’s amazing!

    • Pakimon says:

      When Chunky gets pressed, Chunky gets peevish. 😆

      • penis penis penis lol says:

        Go measure your dick against someone else’s

      • HaikuMan says:

        “Go measure your dick
        Against someone who has one!
        I can’t see mine…” -Chuck

      • Because says:

        I can’t see my dink
        There’s something hanging over
        Pannus on penis

      • Doppel lulz says:

        so rather than just ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( as obdicut would demand) Charles just hurls profane insults

        #loser

    • Arachne says:

      Follower envy. Jacob has 70K+

    • Doppel lulz says:

      Charles the kid with the ball point pen is laughing at you for bragging about how you just figured out how to sharpen a pencil

  11. Pakimon says:

    In other words, Chunky is saying his server woes are from a simple, dumb programming error made by a simple, dumb “programmer”, namely himself.

    Way to go Chunky! 😆

  12. Pakimon says:

    The Chunkster, having realized he admitted to the world that he’s a programming idiot, decides to blame something called ‘The Heartbleed bug”.

    Does that mean the hamster powering his server has heartworm? 😆

    • d says:

      I dunno, sounds pretty racist to me. He said it’s important to bondage check the low level language Asian slave tied up in your basement.

    • Arachne says:

      From tech news site:

      “It starts with a hole in the software that the vast majority of websites on the Internet use to turn your personal information into strings of random numbers and letters. If you see a padlock image in the address bar, there’s a good chance that site is using the encryption software that was impacted by the Heartbleed bug.”

      Are there places on Little Green Malware that have this padlock image?

    • Doppel cool flash animations and web design tehniques says:

      he cutted and pasteded that bit

  13. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: I waddled to the pet store and bought another hamster.

    • trebob says:

      “Why buy an SSL toolbox when you can have OpenSSL for free?”

      Excuse me while I catch my breath after rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

      For two years that flaw has been rolling around OpenSSL and all you dorks who used the “free” implementation are now scrambling. Some of us, who decided to pay for what they use, sleep ok at night and don’t have to run shut the barn door after the horses have run off, been found by others and all been sold at auction.

    • Arachne says:

      What patch – from the same website as above:

      “What can I do?

      Not much, unfortunately — the websites themselves need to update to a new version of the encryption software to fix the bug. That’s why changing all your passwords right away isn’t a good idea. Websites are all racing to fix the issue, and if you act too quickly, you might change your password on a site that is still vulnerable.”

      Updating to a new version of the encryption software is NOT a patch, dumbshit.

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    Old dude is old.

  15. HaikuMan says:

    …it looks a lot better on your phone.

    Exactly what, Charles
    does your blog look better than?
    Iceweasel peg porn?

    • Arachne says:

      Does Fatass think anyone is going to waste their data plan on LGF when there’s Netflix, YouTube, Twitter and Porn available?

      • HaikuMan says:

        Porn or LGF?
        Porn runs quicker and safer
        With less mental harm

      • Doppel cool flash animations and web design tehniques says:

        plus there are less pop up ads on all the Russian and Asian porn sites.

        and they load faster ( so I hear)

  16. Juan Epstein says:

    When the old are called old, the old

  17. OLT's RAAAACIST! says:

    d :
    I dunno, sounds pretty racist to me. He said it’s important to bondage check the low level language Asian slave tied up in your basement.

    HUNAN RICE

  18. Arachne says:

    In happy news, I have just installed Disqus on my website.
    Now if I’d only WRITE something.

  19. Arachne says:

    Okay – what am I doing wrong that my Twitter feed isn’t showing up. C’mon guys, I KNOW you know how that works!

  20. Because dipshit, if you're sending anything to an unknown 3rd party, the encryption doesn't matter. Dooo-wee says:

    • Arachne says:

      Appelbaum is a fan of both Greenwald and Snowden.
      It’s another ploy by Fatass to become relevant again.

  21. Arachne says:

    HaikuMan :

    Porn or LGF?
    Porn runs quicker and safer
    With less mental harm

    And infinitely more intellectual content.

  22. Because and ... he's off early talking about the important issues of the day says:

    • Arachne says:

      Jazzy – the world has moved on from Bridgegate. Maybe you can make a throbbing memo that will get the world interested again. Go for it.

  23. Because more baloney says:

  24. Because kinda like the way Peter Gleick committed wire fraud? says:

  25. rightymouse says:

    Totally OT. LOL!

  26. Because Barrett, do your stuff says:

  27. joecitizen says:

    Hey all. Though I don’t comment much here I do read and follow along. At 52 my little 6 year old emilycitizen keeps me hoppin’! Have a gift for you. Google Pittsburgh Hays Bald Eagle Cam. Remarkable in this spring of renewal and joy. Pass it on!

  28. joecitizen says:

    Oh and charlesthedick soars more like a fly than an eagle. heh

  29. Because Uh-oh says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Ummmm…Gussy…you do understand that KT’s #2 over there, right? And we’re speaking scatalogically.

  30. Because so everything's NOT ok? says:

  31. rightymouse says:

    Effing cowards strike again.

    http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304512504579491773676739210?mg=reno64-wsj&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FSB10001424052702304512504579491773676739210.html

    CJ’s lame tweet:

    • rightymouse says:

      Maybe we should have a thread on this? Years ago, Charles would have been spitting tacks and now he’s just a big pussy coward.

    • Doppel bock says:

      Charles now wears a niqab, apparently

      an XXXXL orange niqab

  32. rightymouse says:

    Say it ain’t so! LOLOLOL!

  33. Because as the stomach turns... says:

  34. Because yup says:

  35. Because says:

  36. Because go for it, Boris! says:

  37. Because take it says:

    • Bunk X says:

      Gus is organizing a pity party – again.

    • Octopus says:

      Pick it up and put it in your pocket. You’ll need it later, for your pot pie.

      • Bunk X says:

        Flash it at Obdicut. He’s got an irrational fear of them.

      • Octopus says:

        Maybe he’s actually threatening Obdicut, with that tweet? Hadn’t thought of that. Scary Gus!

      • Bunk X says:

        Since Gus took the time to contact Killgore, I’ll bet he DM’d him. Several possibilities here.

        1. He wants to team up with KT to call out the bs on LGF;
        2. He wants to team up with KT so they can threaten to flounce together;
        3. He challenged KT to a downding race;

        If any or all of those scenarios play out it’ll be entertaining to watch the carnage in The Swamp. Do it, Gus!

        There’s also a fourth possibility:

        4. He needs a few bucks for some quarts of Olde English 800 and some Swanson’s.

  38. Arachne says:

    Bunk X :

    Since Gus took the time to contact Killgore, I’ll bet he DM’d him. Several possibilities here.

    1. He wants to team up with KT to call out the bs on LGF;
    2. He wants to team up with KT so they can threaten to flounce together;
    3. He challenged KT to a downding race;

    If any or all of those scenarios play out it’ll be entertaining to watch the carnage in The Swamp. Do it, Gus!

    There’s also a fourth possibility:

    4. He needs a few bucks for some quarts of Olde English 800 and some Swanson’s.

    It it’s multiple choice I pick #4. Dude’s growing tired of the Banquet pot pie – which is, frankly, one step above road kill with a crust.