Outrage!

LGF has fallen so low that Killgore Trout has become the voice of reason. He takes a shot at the Left’s fake outrages.

Outrage!

Killgore nailed the phoney outrages with this comment!

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217 Comments on “Outrage!”

  1. Octopus says:

    Notice how the Chunky-flunkies instantly down-dinged him for this heresy, as they realize (and these are likely including a couple of Chunky’s socks) that outrage-porn is really all Our Fatass has to offer, anymore. 😆

  2. Doppel Milyo says:

    they are all so stupid they didnt even understand what he said, but they saw who wrote it, and saw the MINUS dinger karma , saw who did the downdingies and just PILED ON

    the hive mind is small at that place, but consistent

  3. Juan Epstein says:

    Purity!

  4. rightymouse says:

    KT is a shit-stirrer. He’s poking the hive because it amuses him even though he’s directly responsible for helping to create the mess at LGF.

  5. Arachne says:

    Is this about the Asian chick Fatass is having a personal war on women with.

  6. Arachne says:

    I’m sure the Greasy Ponytail is onboard, though, with the forcing out of an internet executive for contributing to a California proposition (that PASSED, I would point out, so the majority agreed with him) with his private money.

    • trebob says:

      Will OKCupid require any Muslim users of their site to give up their accounts? Do they have any employees who supported Prop 8 on their staff?

      How about Muslims at Mozilla? If they don’t support same sex marriage do they lose their jobs?

    • Because olo olololo says:

      Again, since Eich invented javascript, is the Greasy Ponytail going to boycott JS? Let’s see GP rebuild his site using Python or something.

    • d says:

      Don’t forget at the time the exec voted for Prop 8, Obungle and Biden were officially against gay marriage. So yeah, let’s remove them from their jobs too.

  7. HaikuMan says:

    In twenty-oh-eight
    Eich was against gay marriage
    so was Obama

    So if Brendan Eich
    should now have to lose his job
    well then … do the math

    • Arachne says:

      So was everything else running for office as a Democrat (except in California), including bitchface the current 2016 frontrunner.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Gussy is drinking Drano & listening to Enya. **sigh**

    • d says:

      WTF? Everclear sounds like acne medicine.

      • rightymouse says:

        The real stuff sounds like it would kill acne as well….probably as potent as battery acid…

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_(alcohol)

      • Arachne says:

        Everclear is some nasty shit. There is (was?) a drink at Pat O’s in New Orleans called a “Skylab” that was a glowing green color. Two of them could lead to behavior that could get you arrested even on Mardi Gras.

        Oh – and the hangover the next morning? Like recovering from major surgery.

      • HaikuMan says:

        You guys are all wimps.
        I’ve chugged Everclear straight up
        And it never … THUD

    • livefreeor die says:

      Everclear makes excellent grain jello-at least that’s what people in college said.
      *blink blink*

  9. Achilles says:

    Off-topic, but I am officially in love with Suey Park. Reason being is that she is taking the left to their own task and hoisting them on their own petard. God bless her psychotic professional victim self, she is so moon bat fucked that even the left cannot contain her. Check this out:

    I love this interview. It is so fun to watch the cliché-ridden dodge fest between these two and even funner to watch this dippy twat betray herself and become the very oppressor she claims to so virulently despise at every turn; evidently for she, but not for thee.

    One last thing – she’s fucking Korean. Since when is this ethnicity “oppressed”? And ever try to venture into a predominantly Asian neighborhood? Yeah – just see how warmly you are welcomed.

    • Arachne says:

      Probably why Fatass is harassing her. Another intelligent knockout with a stunning figure that would reject him faster than Democrats pass a tax increase. So it’s sort of “prevent defense” — “I wouldn’t want this woman anyway. So there!!”

    • rightymouse says:

      “As a white man it is impossible for you to understand racism…”
      LOLOLOL!!!!! The irony writes itself…..

    • d says:

      Yeah I don’t know what any of these people are smoking. 1) Since when are Asians marginalized? I work in the corporate world and they occupy all walks from individual contributor to managers to technical to marketing. I see them well represented in the professions, even sports. Maybe she’s confused because SHE’s marginalized for being a somewhat insane knee jerk liberal moonbat. And 2) why is the HuffPo fool so dense? (don’t answer). Obviously Colbert stepped over the line by getting laughs on Asian stereotypes. He’s a pinhead liberal who mischaractarized the Redskins issue as conservatives hating on ethnic Native Ams. which is not issue at all. If they hated Native Ams why would they want their name to be Redskins?? Colbert has no fucking clue and doesn’t care. He just wants to shit on conservatives. So he makes his dickhead fantasy conservative character a bigot against Asians and in so doing insults Asians AND conservatives. He’s a fucking ass and dickhead and needs to find a new gig anyway. Plus Liebowitz’s needs a new butt boy.

      • swamprat says:

        They’re having a tough time since Bush became a Former President. Used to be, a comedian could recycle a bunch of “Bush is a Stupidhead” jokes, mix in some out-of-context soundbites and waltz back home.
        Jon Stewart did the same shtick for several years. Going back to workcould not have been easy.
        Even then, “Bush’s Fault” and “Bush-Started-It” went on for several more years and only now is this popular meme beginning to wane.

    • Octopus says:

      OMG, she is horrible. I love her, too. She won’t enact that labor. 😆

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Someting wong wit hur!

  10. rightymouse says:

    Wheeee!!! I get to infect your Iphones & Androids with malware now….

  11. Because those are your faithful lizards, Chunk says:

    • d says:

      Really? Those same people were brainwashing and misleading you only a few years ago into being an evil racist and batshit crazy wingnut. How smart does that make you flip flopping Fat Fuck?

      • Arachne says:

        Not really Fatass – what’s getting dimmer is the quality of the content they’re responding to.

  12. Because guess what? You're not one of them. says:

  13. Because the way you screwed it, it's no longer virgin says:

  14. Because olo olololo says:

  15. Because your fearless leader with his moob in a wringer about the "right wing" says:

  16. Because olo says:

  17. Because speak for yourself says:

  18. Minnow says:

    Here Barry…. check out this hat and guitar….. and hair……

    (waa haa)

  19. ISTE says:

    Remember Lee Stranahan?

    Watch this video as he begs for money. Is he drunk or on drugs?

    Where will the money go?

    Give me money!

    • Minnow says:

      I got 1:10 into this and realized that this guy (at age 55 or whatever?) can kiss my ass. Hey Lee, why don’t you try working like the rest of us if you need money!?

      Begging for money at your age?

      You should be ashamed of yourself loser.

    • Grinning Cat says:

      It’s funny, I recently met someone who had traveled extensively by working, finding creative ways to save money, and then going somewhere exotic AFTER saving enough funds for the trip. I mean, wow, actually bothering to plan responsibly. What a concept. You should look into this type of responsible but adventurous lifestyle, Lee.

      Additional thought: you’d think Lee could at least comb his damn hair before doing a video. Sheesh.

    • wow

      fuck that guy with the grandest capital F ever constructed by the hand of man, multiplied by a dozen.

      pathetic

    • Octopus says:

      He’s right, though. He should give up.

      Get a job, Lee. You’re not a successful huckster.

  20. Macker says:

    You mean the Creepy Catamite from Culver City hasn’t banned Killgore Trout yet?

  21. Because hemp says:

  22. Minnow says:

    Kalegore Halfwit the racist shit stirrer is still over there? How odd?

  23. Bunk x says:

    Frogs are fornicating.

  24. Octopus says:

    Bunk x :
    Frogs are fornicating.

    They’re resting now. Soon they will be going at it, in full force.
    “Ribbit-ribbit…A-A-A-A-A-AHHHH!”

  25. Octopus says:

    Today we are skipping our usual Saturday morning yoga, for some frank appreciation of strong women. Not freaky-bodybuilder women, who are not my cup of tea, but whom I also respect for following their bliss (namaste). I just like to see girls pumping iron, and staying strong. You go, girls!

  26. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog prefer girls with softer edges and might…maybe…be receptive to making sammiches in kitchen if asked politely.

    This girl seems nice. Pakimog dare to dream! 😆 😀

    Cheetosmaste!

  27. Because you already said that says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Wonder how many times he’s going to retweet this today. O_o

      • Juan Epstein says:

        Mobile version?

        That’s cutting edge. Ahead of the curve. Pushing the envelope.

        I wonder if other sites will follow suit so there not years behind everyone else.

      • Octopus says:

        Juan Epstein :
        Mobile version?
        That’s cutting edge. Ahead of the curve. Pushing the envelope.
        I wonder if other sites will follow suit so there not years behind everyone else.

        Fatass is unaware that other sites have had mobile versions for donkey’s years. This makes him the recipient of the weekly “Donkey’s Ears” award. He must wear the humorous headgear for the next seven days, whether he leaves the house or not. An alarm will sound if he takes the ears off, and another week will be added. A second offense brings in the Donkey Police…you don’t want to know how they exact their brand of justice.

  28. ISTE says:

    I need money for travel to do something important but I just work harder and save.

    Lee Stranahan does this…..

    Donate!

  29. Because uh-oh, he's using homophobic language says:

    • kbdabear says:

      Anyone want to break it to Chucky Cheetohs that Javascript was invented by his homophobic Christianist Teabagger Creationist Anti-Vaxxer, Glenn Greenwald admiring Racist Brenden Eich?

      Be a LEADER Chuckles, Boycott Javascript!

    • Because says:

      Yep. This is the kind of issue that exposes the real goosestepping authoritarians and the few lefties left who still believe in free expression. Kudos to Sully, too.

    • Octopus says:

      The Gay Mafia does make exceptions for libturd-celebs in good standing, such as Alec Baldwin. He can say anything.

    • raging bulldyke says:

      Charles is a busted digital clock

  30. swamprat says:

    If killgore leaves, charles will probably have to invent a similar persona to prevent the inevitable downward spiral into the sea of selfcongratulatory, smarmy, smug.

  31. rightymouse says:

    lolwut?

    • Because says:

      Because the browser might preach Jesus, or something.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Weak sauce.

    • Arachne says:

      And my guess is this shitbag could not cite a SINGLE example of this claim. Oh, and Fatass, check the feeds on Twitter. GAYS are outraged by this as well. Not shut up and ago back to hawking your mobile LGF that no one gives a shit about.

  32. Doppel milyo says:

    there is no butt but Jen Stelter, PBUH

  33. ChenZhen says:

    was going thru my timeline and stumbled upon this:

  34. Because olo says:

    • Arachne says:

      The hell it was. This is bullshit of the first water and out and out slander. I was IN California for this, Stern. If there was anything cruel, it was the treatment of people who supported traditional marriage AFTER the election.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, the fact that all the things that were mentioned in those ads came to pass – first graders in S.F. taken to City Hall to watch a Lesbian Wedding. Yeah, they REALLY exaggerated.

  35. Because stopped analog clock says:

  36. Zimriel says:

    Apropos of nothing, I ordered a sweet martini just now and the friendly bartender put a strawberry in it. I can prove by geometric logic that martinis taste much better with strawberry.

  37. Because real estate advice from a garage hobo says:

    • Octopus says:

      Because the Moonies and “Will Work For Food” guys soak up all the spare change in the neighborhood. Who needs the competition?

  38. Because more real estate advice from a garage hobo says:

  39. Because the 60s are over, you're old and fat and suck at programming says:

  40. Octopus says:

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/04/the-silence-of-western-feminists-is-deafening/

    Not just the feminists, but when’s the last time Fatass posted something about an honor killing? 2008? All the proof you need, that these libturds are hypocrites. Oh, there’s a lot more proof, but this would be enough in a true justice-type court.

  41. Whatever man says:

    Killgore “Voice of Reason” Trout currently holds all 10 positions on the Swamp Bottom 10 Comment list. They’re not belligerent or even snarky (most of them), but earned 70 down-twinkles. My, how the hivemind is frightened by dissent.

  42. Pakimon says:

    BiCuriousLurker and King Chunky are a bit confused on how to spin this… 😆

    Might as well blame Fox News and the Koch brothers.

  43. Because Threesies says:

    • Because three-and-a-halfsies says:

    • Octopus says:

      How many of the Eleven even own smartphones? Three? 😆

      Nobody cares, Fatass. You just wasted a whole lot of time that would have been better spent looking for a job, or doing some kind of physical exercise. Because you are a fatass, and own pendulous moobs. Which you are playing with now, because I mentioned them. Why don’t you go upthread and check out the video of Jen Selter, and do a few of the same exercises? Physical fitness of the butt is vital given all the various ailments that avail themselves of that part of the body. Power-Glutes, baby. They’re going to be a big part of your new appeal…

      • Because says:

        Andy “power glutes” is on his homophobic bumf list these days because Eich. Power moobs is gheyer than Andy.

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, and what better way to butt-shame Andy, than by showing up at the club with super-pert power-glutes, ready to start…milking and whatnot. I don’t know. There has to be a better use of an old hippie’s time, than writing buggered code for an audience that doesn’t exist.

  44. Because Onose says:

    • Because says:

      That’s a must-read. A tour-de-milyo of prose. I’m impress.

    • Octopus says:

      But you’re the one attacking all the gay male writers, Fatass. You!

    • d says:

      Oh noes. Gay activists are being called terrorists as if they really murder and hurt people. Ya know like the entire left including gays smear conservatives. So sorry gays, play the tiny violin or better yet, stfu since no one cares.

  45. Minnow says:

    Barry…. you didn’t write this “piece”. Why do you always pretend to write these “pieces” when you haven’t?

    Nice hat by the way. It was white once wasn’t it?

  46. Bunk X says:

    So when KKKilgore finally gets the banstick, do we welcome him as an ex-lizard or as a #Rumpswab? Heh. Rhetorical question, ya?
    He’d never show up here.

  47. d says:

    The fact that he’s still using Kilgore Trout as a nic makes him annoying. Vonnegut seemed clever when I was in college. In the ’80s. Then I outgrew pathetic tag lines like “So it goes” or “You never know who will get one”. Try a real contemporary American writer like Updike, ya dildo.

  48. d says:

    Chunk’s favorite Brit rag which he used to call al Guardian but then tried unsuccessfully to write for bashes Bush’s post Pres art. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/04/george-bush-paintings

    Pinhead critic ends up looking a lot like this (scroll down a little): http://tsutpen.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-gunslinger-guide-to-b-kliban-1.html

  49. rightymouse says:

    Scientist disputes latest histrionic UN report on climate change and greenies get hysterical:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2597907/Green-smear-campaign-against-professor-dared-disown-sexed-UN-climate-dossier.html

  50. Octopus says:

    It’s like that “fruit of the poison tree”-argument, that negated, in the minds of the racist jury, all the blood evidence against OJ Simpson once it was determined that Det. Mark Furman had used the n-word in the past. The eco-hysterics believe fervently that any scientists who disavow the One True Religion Of Teh Warmening have been bought off, or gone insane. They really do. Just look at Fatass’s posts/tweets on the subject, for a handy illustration of this sad derangement syndrome.

    • Because says:

      From a guy who tweets that terminal velocity is a hard concept to get. 🙄

    • raging bulldyke says:

      and march marks now 17 years and 8 months of global non-warming

      if you can’t splain the pause, you can’t splain the cause

  51. Because Racist says:

  52. Because another profound essay says:

  53. d says:

    <
    Wow. I kid you not. Peggy Noonan pens a thoughtful article about Obunglecare and Fatty McDumbth ignores the very relevant content and instead finds his inner infant.

    In Which Peggy Noonan Wrestles the Many-Armed Squid in Ink-Darkened Water
    Inadvertent wingnut comedy is the best

    Charles Johnson

  54. d says:

    A day and half in the life of a dying blog:

    The skydiver meteorite video (not Chunk’s)
    A Gary Busey crazy video
    Anti-gay pundits are Nazis (not Chunk’s)
    Big announcement of 5 yr old mobile capability.
    Infantile mockery of a national conservative pundit

    And that’s it. That’s what jamjam calls the most indepth political analysis of the entire internet, maybe the whole universe!!

  55. Because Bingo says:

  56. Because gimme money says:

  57. Because in your sterno says:

    • Octopus says:

      There isn’t enough coffee in all the Starbucks in the world, or enough tea in China and the UK, to wake your sorry ass up. You need meth. Lots of it.

  58. Because terminal velocity is hard. especially when altitude = 0 says:

    • d says:

      Says a fat greasy haired shut-in with orange cheetos dust smeared all over his t-shirt.

    • raging bulldyke says:

      is that the same loon that was a world famous and highly respected pediatric neurosurgeon?

      why I do believe it is, racist charles

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Wow.

      His picture is up a lot of inner city classrooms as inspiration.

    • Arachne says:

      Careful there, Jazzy McGreasytail – most minorities believe in creationism.
      Your RAAAAACISM is showing.

  59. Octopus says:

    Finally got around to looking up this Suey Park dingbat — turns out she’s mildly insane, judging by her answers in this interview: http://www.salon.com/2014/04/03/cancelcolbert_activist_suey_park_this_is_not_reform_this_is_revolution/

    She’s also just 23, and has clearly been raised in a moonbat preserve, with a lot of Tiger Mom abuse and pressure. She’s got angst, people. I see a hard life ahead of her, as she attempts to reconcile her wacky ideas about everything with stubborn reality.

    • trebob says:

      Remember the old days, afore the interwebz, when people less than a quarter of a century old had zero credibility? Miss that.

  60. Juan Epstein says:

    Any comment yet by the secret race decoding flag expert on Jay Z’s hate bling?

  61. Octopus says:

    http://patdollard.com/2014/04/jay-z-wears-bling-from-whites-are-devils-group/

    Chunky’s projected response:
    a) Black people can’t be racist, no matter what they say, do or believe
    b) Any enemy of Christianity is a friend of mine!

  62. dezes157 says:

    Chucks little fascist buddy ibeetb is calling for Ben Carson to be silenced, sounds awfully close to a death threat to me.

  63. kbdabear says:

    This sums up Chucky Cheetohs Twitter feed nicely ,,,

    • Octopus says:

      McDumbth can’t understand why his #nowplaying tunes won’t upchuck from this cloud everyone’s always talking about. He’s feverishly scribbling code now, to unlock the function. Yes, he’s “enacting that labor,” as Suey puts it.

  64. Because homophobic code says:

  65. Because I believe this is number FIVE... says:

  66. Abu says:

    Bunk X :
    So when KKKilgore finally gets the banstick, do we welcome him as an ex-lizard or as a #Rumpswab? Heh. Rhetorical question, ya?
    He’d never show up here.

    I want him to come here and open up about behind the scenes with Charles, lol.

  67. Abu bin Bears! says:

    raging bulldyke :
    because Chicago is nonviolent. Cabrini Green is like Vatican city, it’s so safe. at most a pigeon will crap on you

    “Cabrini Green” is now overrun with effeminate, vapid, white, scrotum-less, liberal assclowns who are reflexive progressives. They can bike 4 miles to work downtown in their bike lanes now that they’ve displaced the po’ Negros. But don’t tell them that. They haven’t followed the “Black flight” to the burbs. Nor do they care.

  68. Bunk X says:

    I hear a soft sucking sound.

    7 PhillyPretzel Apr 6, 2014 5:34:19pm
    2
    down
    up
    report
    Thank you Charles for more improvements to this web log. When I get a bit more proficient with my iPhone I will try them.

  69. Bunk X says:

    ISTE :
    Yep, we nailed his ass about asking for money to help Christians when he was not. Lo and behold a few weeks later Jesus personally asked Lee Stranahan to be his voice on earth.

    Nah, that was me.
    I’ve got no beef with Stranahan, and neither does RSM.

  70. Bunk X says:

    So what are we gonna do on the 13th?

  71. Bunk X says:

    4 hours 20 minutes into the LGF overnight gets 33 comments…

    • Pakimon says:

      The sycophants are too busy wrecking “reconfiguring” their mobile phones to run His Royal Chunkiness’ new LGF app.

      I wonder if Chunky’s spiffy new LGF phone app comes with malware and Asian sex ads that you can block by giving him $80.00 $79.95? 😆

      Can you imagine having this blaring on your smartphone every time you turn it on?

      *Yes, I know I keep putting up this video but the bouncy beat and Gangnam Chunkles amuses me to no end. :mrgreen:

  72. Pakimon says:

    The only “hover event” in Chunkles world is hovering around bags of Cheetos.

  73. Pakimon says:

    The only “tapping event” in Chunkles world is tapping into 2 liter bottles of Mountain Dew.

    It’s all part of Chunky’s “hover functionality”. 😆

  74. d says:

    Octopus :Finally got around to looking up this Suey Park dingbat — turns out she’s mildly insane, judging by her answers in this interview: http://www.salon.com/2014/04/03/cancelcolbert_activist_suey_park_this_is_not_reform_this_is_revolution/
    She’s also just 23, and has clearly been raised in a moonbat preserve, with a lot of Tiger Mom abuse and pressure. She’s got angst, people. I see a hard life ahead of her, as she attempts to reconcile her wacky ideas about everything with stubborn reality.

    She says Asians are marginalized and yet….

    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/04/06/leland-yees-interesting-history-of-cash-for-votes/

  75. Pakimon says:

    “Bummer, dude”?

    Chunky is always the one who keeps on top of the current vernacular. 🙄 😆

  76. Because this story's only like two days old says:

  77. trebob says:

    ICYMI:

    Residents of Moore send the Westboro Baptist members packing yesterday. 🙂

    http://kfor.com/2014/04/06/community-stands-up-against-protesters/

    • Because says:

      How dare the Westboroers suggest God sent the tornadoes because of homosexuality. Everybody knows he sent them because of teh warmening.

  78. Arachne says:

    Bunk X :

    I mean, what present shall we give the Birthday Boy?

    I know! Let’s republish our five-part “you are an effing HAS BEEN’ series.
    Let’s all get new Twitter accounts and bombard his timeline!