A picture worth 1000 words

I laugh when Charles does posts and does not realize the irony of what he just posted. Yesterday he had a picture of an abandoned bicycle in a post.

Abandoned Bicycle

This picture reflects Charles Johnson’s abandonment of bike riding.


128 Comments on “A picture worth 1000 words”

  1. Because olo says:


  2. Because olo says:

    “Your overnight abandoned lunatic asylum”.

    Absolutely perfect. 😆

  3. Because this never gets old says:

  4. Doppel milyo says:

    I thought abandoned lunatic asylum referred to LGF.

    and this is what I think it would be like to wake up trapped inside the LGF server

  5. Because found a pizza in the dumpster? says:

  6. Because ICYMI says:

  7. Octopus says:

    At least Chunky felt something “strange,” viewing this pictorial metaphor for his life. It’s eerie. Uncanny! 😯

  8. Octopus says:

    Go Tigers.

  9. Because sonova gun says:

  10. Juan Epstein says:


    A 1/2.

  11. Because it was on Drudge this morning, dipshit says:

  12. Because are cheese nips the ones in the pannus? says:

    • Arachne says:

      Well, Goos, if you’re eating them after the package has been opened for three weeks…..

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      he thinks the world gives a shit. he really does

    • Pakimon says:


      Where’s the Race Detective™ ?!

      He’s supposed to be monitoring racist dog whistles like this!

      Next thing you know, he’s going to allow our favorite unemployed garage dweller to say shit like, “My garage is spic and span” and “There’s a chink in the GOP armor” and “Twitter posters are niggardly with their remarks”.

      Where’s the outrage?!?!

  13. trebob says:

    LOL! You can just ban all the Firefox users Charles. You banned Stabby.

    Charles! Wake up! They are using Firefox only to have the adblocker plug in. That’s the only reason they use that browser on your website.

    And support issues? It’s a freaking website, a blog! If you have ANY support issues, you’re not doing it right!

  14. MInnow says:

    90% of support issues Barry!?? Get real you phony. That comment takes the cake! I gotta laugh… That was really funny!!!!

    • Pakimon says:

      I use Firefox and never have any problems and when I put on my waders and foray into The Bog, There’s not an ad to be seen. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        I use Firefox for filings with the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. Never a problem like I have with Explorer.

  15. Juan Epstein says:


    Considering the demographics at the swamp, I find this hard to believe.

  16. Doppel Milyo says:

    A picture is indeed worth a thousand words, unless that picture is by Charles then that picture is worth only 3 words :

    Penis Penis Penis

  17. MInnow says:

    Wasn’t there a time when LGF had 10,000-plus registrants? Wasn’t it actually in the 25,000-range?

    Had a measley 5,000 kicked in $50 a year, Barry would have pulled in $125-K.

    Barry is such a puri$t……..

  18. ISTE says:

    I had an angel for four days.

    My life will never be complete until I have my angel forever…

  19. MInnow says:

    I had Bronchitis for a week and a half…..

  20. calo says:

    MInnow :
    ISTE…. after I posted that, I began to think just that. I apologize. (The whole angel thing is close to my heart….)

    Now, I don’t owe you a bottle of tequila anymore.


  21. MInnow says:

    Calo… next time I come to Cow Town…. I owe YOU a bottle of tequila…. just sayin’

  22. MInnow says:

    For Calo….

  23. MInnow says:

    ISTE :
    For those who do not know ISTE and Calo are Buddies and BedBugs.

    I can’t wait to get back to Cow Town and meet you both….

  24. Octopus says:

    Just can’t even. 😆

  25. Octopus says:


    I knew it was a cold, snowy winter. It was a real record-setter. Ladies and Germs, I give you…Teh Warmening! 😆

    • Because says:

      It’s cold warmth. Like smart dumth.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s good to know that it’s nice and toasty in the vasty deeps of the ocean, though. I’m sure Spongebob and Squidward appreciate our efforts up here on the frozen tundra.

  26. MInnow says:

    i got me a bona feeeday case of the cold warmth goin’ on right cheayh, right now. It is kinda funny but not in the HAHA way.BTW (true story Barry) I lost a friend in the mud slide last week in Darrington….

    He was so much more than you or Gus could ever be.

    He will be missed.

  27. Because darn Firefox says:

  28. Because garage mahal says:

  29. Bunk X says:

    Breaking News: Charles just invented MSWord’s character count.

  30. Pakimon says:


  31. d says:

    Chunky, man ya gotta get your hands on some of this crooked Steyer Brothers money. You gonna let Harry Reid pocket it all? Maybe if you play your cards right, they’ll give you $250 mil smackers to start up a media empire for Obungle worshipping statist tools and defenders of lying opaque governing. Just like you wuz a real big leaguer!

  32. Because Eww. says:

    Arachne :
    I think the 90% of LGF “support” issues Fatass references are of the monetary variety.

    Or maybe they’re talking about a pannus bra.

  33. Because they're not just for breakfast says:

    Octopus :
    A big bowl of Cheetos with milk to start off the day!

  34. Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      ONE retweet? No one apparently cares Chuck.

    • And who is this WE?

      All I can picture is CJ batting his two 30″ monitors around in frustration. Pushing two-month-old pizza boxes aside to see if he inadvertently unplugged something.

      • Octopus says:

        That Demon Rum 151 isn’t helping to kill the bugs in his twitchy pile of code, that’s for sure. Might want to call in some assistance, Fatass. The Eleven ain’t gonna wait around forever for you to fumigate.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      we’re working on it?

      “I am little green footballs, it’s only me”

  35. d says:


    I know, Gus. I’m working on it.—
    Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 01, 2014

  36. d says:

    Ruh roh. Chunky’s whole statist, flunky, Obungle toady point against Greenwald is that the NSA is not actually violating the privacy of Americans because, regardless of ability or the technical legality allowing it, there’s no evidence they ever did actually use said ability/legality.

    Wrong again Fat Boy.

    I would say Clapper admitting it would be pretty good evidence right there.

    NSA performed warrantless searches on Americans’ calls and emails – ClapperDirector of national intelligence confirms for first time that NSA has used ‘backdoor’ in surveillance law to search for data related to ‘US persons’


    • iSpeakJive says:

      Yeah, Mr. Gullibility hung his hat on it all never being used, but if it was, then it was legal. All perfectly legal. Who’s the reactionary statist now?

      Ooh, can’t believe I even wrote “reactionary statist.” I sound like a moonbat. Yuk.

      • d says:

        Yup. It’s a big steaming turd in Chunk’s security sandbox.

      • Arachne says:

        I find it more than simply amusing that the man who bemoans how the right supposedly “duped” him for so many years (you know by telling him truth) is so happy to skip behind President Grifter and the rest of the Democrat Party con-men. Or do you still think people get to keep their plans and doctors, Chuck? Still think a video caused Benghazi? Still think a sandwich board was a laptop? How’s the lemming life treating you so far/

  37. Octopus says:

    Damn Mormons did it again!


    This story really got to me, even though I’m as jaded as the next wingnut from keeping track of Mormon atrocities for the past 13 years. These Dark Age monsters need to be stopped. I’d love to hear Furious Burka’s defense of these animals, if she could stop clawing at her crotch for a minute.

  38. Octopus says:

    If only there was actually some fun involved, like that. 😦

    • OLT's Ralph, He Exclaimed says:

      To be fair, there is some puking over the sides, but only on days that Gus gets his check.

    • OLT's Even More Barf says:

      Don’t ask about whose boobs those are up on the screen at the souvenir photo hut. You already know.

  39. rightymouse says:

    Make sure you bow and make the appropriate gestures of subservience while watching, m’kay fat boy??

    • d says:

      Ya I heard Obungle’s statesman-like statement is to insist those opposed to Obunglecare just don’t want people to get health insurance er something. Thanks for being Preezydent of the libturd pinheads instead of President to all Americans Preezydent Obungle.

  40. Because dumpster delivery says:

    • trebob says:

      You can have pizza delivered on an EBT card?

    • d says:

      Because nothing spells environmental consciousness like having your junk food dinner delivered to you by a teenager in a CO2 burping two decade old jalopy with a long ago non-functioning catalytic converter. Way to support that pizza delivery business that has people driving around in old cars all night long every night Gus, you libtard obliviot.

    • Octopus says:

      Second-most important decision of the day: where to poop after the pizza.

      Neighbors catching on about the nasty increase in output from their German Shepherd, Hans. He’s like part of the family, with his two Dads. They measure his food very carefully, and monitor his feces as part of his healthcare program. They are very concerned.

      Sis will never let you back in the house again, after what you did the last time she let you use the facilities. To be honest, you don’t want to go back. It was hurtful when she came out of the house after you, and slapped your face. No yelling this time, but just the hard slap. Not your fault, you ate the lasagna from the dumpster behind Buca Di Beppo’s…you thought it was still okay. It wasn’t.

  41. Grinning Cat says:

    Well looky here! ICYMI! Charles got linked at Right Wing Watch and I don’t even see it on his twitter timeline. Ya really need to start reading here Chunky! This was yesterday, but it’s news to me. Perhaps I shouldn’t wish Chunky more traffic though, considering his server issues…oh well 🙂

  42. Abu bin Pannus says:

    Chunky’s first utterance about global warmening causing this in 5, 4, 3, 2,…

    penis penis penis lol

  43. Octopus says: