“The Psychopathic Stalkers”

All around loser Alouette  (aka Vicious Babushka) takes a shot at us again.

Psycho StalkerAlouette must be describing herself when she is discussing trolls who make up stories and try to scam money. She is always promoting her online store at LGF.

[Updated with links to Viscous Bouche’s greatest hits.]

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102 Comments on ““The Psychopathic Stalkers””

  1. Octopus says:

    Hey, if we Psychopathic Stalkers weren’t watching LGF, nobody would be.

    We like to watch the crazy. 😆

    http://tinyurl.com/k9he6o2

  2. Bunk X says:

    Stalker.

  3. Pakimon says:

    *Sung to the tune of Rawhide

    Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
    Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
    Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
    Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
    Chunkhide!

    Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
    Though Chunkles’ ass is swollen
    Keep them insults rollin’
    Chunkhide!
    Rumpswab and butthurt and weather
    Hell-bent for leather
    Wishin’ my yoga gal was by my side.
    All the things I’m seein’,
    Like Mountain Dew bottles filled by peein’,
    I’m seein’ during my ride

    CHORUS
    Move ’em on, head ’em up
    Head ’em up, move ’em on
    Move ’em on, head ’em up
    Chunkhide
    Count ’em out, ride ’em in,
    Ride ’em in, count ’em out,
    Count ’em out, ride ’em in
    Chunkhide!

    Keep mockin’, mockin’, mockin’
    Though they’re all a squawkin’
    Keep them moonbats Twitter blockin’
    Chunkhide!
    Don’t try to understand ’em
    Just mock, throw, and jab ’em
    Soon we’ll be laughing high and wide.
    My hearts calculatin’
    Hilarity will be waitin’,
    Be waitin’ at the end of my ride.

    Chunkhide!
    Chunkhide!

  4. Octopus says:

    Great tune to wake up to, Pakimon! 🙂

    Wife going to Ladies Fashion Brunch today, so we will have to find something useful to do. Like, walk the dog. Watch TV. Lay around and mock Fatass.

    • rightymouse says:

      We let our dog out the door. He walks himself. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I know, but Dad needs his exercise and fresh air, too. George gets to practice his scent-mapping skills, which tires him out so after he takes a nice nap. I’m going to pencil in a nap for the same time-frame, for economy’s sake. Then, basketball and stress.

      • rightymouse says:

        Sounds good except the stress part. Am going to marinate some shrimp and scallops in a Harissa-based marinade to put on skewers for hubby to grill for dinner later outside on our snow-covered grill. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Yum! I love grilled seafood, especially shrimp. My grill has emerged from the snow, but I’m not going to fire it up today. I have a pot-roast in the crockpot, with the special sauce. Doing my part to promote cow-flatulence.

      • d says:

        I had lunch with self (I couldn’t cancel that again). Time to stare into the abyss. Than martinis, clean up the yard for 10 minutes. UK plays at 6. I’m entirely booked today.

  5. Doppel milyo says:

    “scammers”

    like people that ask for $79.95 a year to read a shitty blog without ads, when they know darned well there are dozens of free ad blockers out there?

    you mean like that, alouette?

  6. rightymouse says:

    “….role-playing trolls who like to make up stories about themselves and try to get everybody on the forum to believe it”.

    You mean like Charles??? O_o

  7. rightymouse says:

    What did Destro & Sideways do? Must have missed that.

  8. Abu Warmening says:

    The excitement is almost too much to bare. It’s gonna be 50 today in Chicagoland. Off for my first round of golf since mid-November.
    *waves to littlegreenstalkers*

    • Because says:

      Springs early. When I was in Chicago, I went out of town for a weekend in early May. When I left it was winter, and when I got back, it was summer.

    • rightymouse says:

      We have 2 inches of fresh sneaux on the ground. **sob**

      • Octopus says:

        Opening Day is tomorrow, a big thing in these parts. I don’t have tix to the game, but I will be watching the game, hopefully in a good sports bar. Where it’s warm. 🙂

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        am on babysitting duty tomorrow, which some also call parenting.
        that means I will have a 4 year old with me at ye olde saloon in the R.O

        if it was just me I’d prolly be at nemos

        It’s going to be wild downtown tomorrow with so many venturing outside for the first time into nice weather. not that Detroiters need good weather to get hammered before lunchtime, but it helps

        Gus, that’s what people that leave the garage do. google it.!

  9. Because like when you lose your internet connection? says:

  10. Because or something like that... says:

  11. Octopus says:

    Gus was babbling again. I think he needs to be reminded of the Iron Fist Rule.

  12. Octopus says:

    Fatass is trying to pass off others’ photos as his own again? 😯

  13. Pakimon says:

    Happy that the Gators got over the hump and made it to The Final Four.

    Now Michigan needs to do their part to ensure a Florida vs. Michigan showdown for the NCAA championship next week. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      I’m hopeful for the Wolverines, but my gut tells me they lose to Kentucky today. Oh, me of little faith! They live and die by the 3-pointer, and one of these days they’re going to go ice-cold, like they did in the Big 10 tournament against MSU. Unless they don’t, in which case they could win it all.

      The Spartans passed a huge test against Virginia, and should muscle past UConn today. Party in Cedar Village tonight, win or lose! 😈

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        can you even for 1 second imagine a Michigan-Michigan state final.

        even let that thought creep into your mind.
        There would have been nothing like it in history round these parts

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        they are already preparing the couches for torching

      • Octopus says:

        Doppel Milyo :
        can you even for 1 second imagine a Michigan-Michigan state final.
        even let that thought creep into your mind.
        There would have been nothing like it in history round these parts

        I have been trying to imagine such a thing, but the mind boggles. I have an old couch in the basement that would make for terrific firewood, with lots of wood and foam padding. My MSU-brat brothers would certainly provide more fuel.

        My wife says we couldn’t all watch the game together, because things would be said, feelings hurt, etc., but I think we’re all adults here, who can behave maturely even under the kind of stress that leads to large-scale civil unrest. It could be historic like that, a “Michigan Spring” that future generations read about in textbook-files plugged into their brain-boards.

      • d says:

        They’ve definitely got a shot against UK. Everyone knows they are big, strong and fast. AND young. I’m a UK fan usually and I rooted against them half the season because they’re such jerks at times. But finally they’ve started playing like a team in this tournament so I’m rooting for them again. But if they get careless and/or selfish again they will pay against a really good team.

    • d says:

      Yeah I was rootin’ for UD because I was born and raised in the Dayton suburbs Centerville and Kettering. But I didn’t have much hope. Florida’s pretty much a steam roller at this point. I thought the Dayton guys held out admirably but there’s only so much you can contain with those guys. All it takes is lettin’ a couple off the leash for a minute and next thing you know your down 13 with no way to get back.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s galling to think of a Shrillary-Bush contest, but I can’t see the GOP serving up anything but another genial RINO to be savaged by the self-identified Liberal MSM and the Dhimmi Party. Jeb fits the bill perfectly. He’ll be all conciliatory and concessionist towards the left-wing, and they will paint him as just to the right of Hitler. I mean, the Hitler-caricature the Left promotes, where he’s a bloodthirsty right-wing politician instead of an insane socialist lunatic.

      Shrill would probably be more conservative, overall.

      • rightymouse says:

        It’s also galling to think that the RNC hasn’t figured out that too many in the base have stayed home the last two elections.

      • Octopus says:

        Can we win with a truly-conservative candidate, though? I have my doubts, based on demographics. If you put a pro-life, “anti-gay” (doesn’t want to provide free butt-plugs to gay homeless), creationist Christian firebrand out there, he won’t make it past the primaries. I dream of a fiscally conservative, militarily responsible, socially moderate Republican candidate who will appeal to both men and women, but I have yet to see that unicorn. Looking for suggestions!

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        Rand Paul is about the only conservative I see with a chance. Cruz comes off too dickish. the negatives will be too high

        but Rand is cool, and he’s a doctor and he’s not afraid to go have a discussion with people that won’t like him, and he will win them over

        haven’t seen that since Reagan

        and it will be fun because Charles is already getting ready for RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND ICYMI tweets

      • iSpeakJive says:

        No perfectly sane person wants that job.

      • rightymouse says:

        i think we can put up a conservative candidate who defers those issues like abortion & gay marriage to the States & concentrates on the latter issues you mentioned.

    • d says:

      I agree we have nothing to lose by running a real conservative. These R lites are going to get savaged anyway. And I think whoever we run we also need to take a page out of the Alinsky playbook and fight as dirty as the others side. I know it sounds evil but the fact is the left is vicious and merciless. They will fabricate lies as we saw Dirty Harry do to Mitt. Whoever they run, and I hope it’s Shrillery they should be painted as a liar and a criminal from the very beginning so that it’s a natural question the end “Why did you lie about…?” If it’s the Shrill it should be easy. She’s a documented crook and liar. She took pay offs in the form of allocated cattle futures that she in way could have made those trades. And she lied about the Rose billing records because they disappeared for two years then reappeared in the WH while she occupied it. And she did practically nothing in the Senate and then botched the Sec of State job.

  14. Pakimon says:

    Score! Flyers take 2-1 lead!

    Watching the Flyers/Bruins game while testing out my new laptop and home wifi.

    I’ve always used desktop computers so this pecking away on a laptop is going to take some getting used to. 😀

  15. swamprat says:

    Triad Gangster ‘Shrimp Boy’ Chow Accused of Bribing CA State Senator lgf.bz/1jmUy4a 1 hour ago

    Uh, you mean, of course “DEMOCRATIC” CA State Senator.
    DEMOCRATIC: you left that word out. Purely a mistake, I’m sure. Also “Anti gun and /or anti-second amendment.
    Just an oversight, no doubt.

    • swamprat says:

      Democrats running guns?
      The media won’t latch on to that too
      fast.And furious
      anti gun activists won’t want that bandied about much, either.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        let’s stick to what matters.
        Chris Christie was rude to a reporter and sarah palin shot a moose

  16. Because Hunan Rice racism says:

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky is strangely fine with racism towards the Chinese. Just like Colbert.

    • MInnow says:

      Another “piece” not written by Barry – but with his name emboldened across the top. Some serious journalism skills there Barry – MAD skilz dudebro!!

  17. d says:

    It seems in CA all you have to do to get elected is mouth some pretty sounding things about being for the little people and against the evil businesses. And they seem to have no problem with running the state perpetually into bankruptcy instead of funding liabilities. And running off the businesses that provide jobs and a tax base that could pay for them. I guess it’s standard blue state fare.

  18. rightymouse says:

    d :
    Because dimbulb libturds with dreamcatchers dangling from their rear view mirrors.

    And don’t forget crying for Gaia!!!

    • rightymouse says:

      ‘Cause trees can talk & stuff.

      • Octopus says:

        You’re really going out on a limb, there.

      • gizbot7 says:

        😯 Good grief! Although being honest, I did this once… while completely f-in drunk.

      • Because LOTR says:

        Saruman made the mistake of misunderestimating the trees.

      • Octopus says:

        gizbot7 :
        😯 Good grief! Although being honest, I did this once… while completely f-in drunk.

        Also being honest, I think the trees were talking during one of our acid trips. But these people are sober, just nuts. 😆

      • gizbot7 says:

        Two tings: no way any self-respecting woman would ever sleep with one of those guys who need their shoulder rubbed over a tree and this one that really was too damn funny: “This rock, that has the most incredible life…” Thank you RM, thank you so much because I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      SCIENCE!!!

  19. Octopus says:

    Holy water, no. Holy crystals, asstrology, tarot cards, amulets for any purpose, channeling dead people, fortune-telling gypsies and soccer moms, and psychics of all kinds. No, God didn’t create the universe. God is the universe. HUGE difference! 😆

    And don’t forget: No Rapture, but definitely apocalyptic Warmening where billions will die. Only the True Believers will be issued life rafts. Sorry, Science Deniers!

  20. Octopus says:

    Nobody does racist humor like the white writers of SNL!

    • d says:

      Does that fat black guy EVER have a different expression than that on his face? I can’t stand the SNL players that smirk through every single skit. Now one has graduated to smirking his way through the most time honored nightly talk show. Hard to believe it started out with Steve Allen, Jack Parr and Johnny Carson and has ended up with a smirky insecure man-child.

    • gizbot7 says:

      That was incredibly stupid and racist. But then, that’s pretty much all SNL does these days.

  21. trebob says:

    Can someone from LGF please tell me why Charles obsessively posting about Greenwald, Geller and the few others he does (mostly Greenwald) it is commentary and when we post on a topical blog it’s “stalking”?

    Come on. We know you guys read here all the time. Why not pop on and explain it to us morons who can’t see the difference? It’s obvious you’re frightened of debate, that’s why you’ve set your echo chamber up, but try it anyway. You might find it’s interesting and we may learn something.

    How about you Alouette? You’re not a coward are you?

  22. Because Twosies says:

    Didn’t you already tweet this?

  23. Because garage mahal says:

    • Octopus says:

      The canvas hammock was good enough for our boys during WWII, and it’s good enough for you. Stop whining.

    • trebob says:

      Gus, get a job mate! That’s the way you get ahead and feel good about yourself. Don’t follow Charles Johnson swirling down the shitter of life.

      We’re reaching out for you Gus! A fabulous greeter’s job at Walmart is only one phone call away!

      • gizbot7 says:

        Don’t care for anything that comes out of his fingers, but I do feel bad for anyone that has to sleep in a twin bed. 😦

    • Because garage mahal says:

      1. Go talk to Lood.
      2. Get Miss Sssss.
      3. Go get a bike inner tube repair kit.
      4. Fix her leaks.

      Now you have a nice comfy mattress and a lover. Enjoy.

      • Because says:

        P.S. – Don’t forget to clean the hole out first. No, the dishwasher isn’t a good idea.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        you know how bad Hoosier Hoops must be as a human being, when a guy like Gus who is at the absolute end of his rope, turns him down for a free room and board

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      he’s drinking double
      sleeping single
      the words of Charles
      his only tingle

      garage shave

      • Octopus says:

        Drinking doubles in a single bed
        Over-thinking tweets I wish I’d sent
        I should have told you I’m a real hobo
        Now I’m a bum drinking warm Sterno, oh

  24. Because says:

  25. swamprat says:

    Doppel Milyo :you know how bad Hoosier Hoops must be as a human being, when a guy like Gus who is at the absolute end of his rope, turns him down for a free room and board

    The other possibility is that Hoosier is a fine person who owns a restaurant and that Gus might not care for washing dishes, waiting tables or moving to a colder climate away from home..

    • swamprat says:

      I have no car.
      It’s ok. You’ll live above the restaurant.
      Oh.
      I don’t have the clothes.
      We’re informal, or you can wash dishes.
      Oh.
      Won’t it be annoying living over the place?
      I’m sure we’ll get used to it.

  26. Octopus says:

    Well, the basketball was brutal. Ran into a couple of buzzsaws, there, and they made monkeys out of us in the closing seconds of both games. Racist!

    On the bright side, the resurgent Red Wings, slowly re-accumulating wounded warriors, have climbed into 7th-place for the time being, which would be the perfect spot for them to end up, imho. Avoid the Bruins in the first round, and take down the Pens, for old times’ sake.

    • Pakimon says:

      Kentucky is the team to watch out for. Florida barely squeaked by them in the SEC Championship game and I was hoping they wouldn’t run into them in the tournament.

      Those damn Bruins beat the Flyers but at least it took them 5 rounds of a shootout in OT to do so.

      All in all, a less then stellar outcome in Paki’s Sunday day of sports. 😡

  27. Because hallelujah I'm a bum says:

    • Octopus says:

      At least half of his tweets now are bitching about how Twitter sucks, and yet he cannot grasp the fact that losers like him are the reason it sucks. Same degree of self-awareness as his Foul Master. None.

  28. Because Cheetos a la merd says:

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      Gus, meet Charles

      Charles, meet Gus

      Please tweet the whole world what you ate for dinner…..all alone

      again

      • Because nom nom nom says:

        Since it’s been an hour since Gus’ last tweet, we can safely assume that he’s having culinary intercourse with a pot pie.

      • Because nom nom nom says:

        Either that, or his net went south again.

  29. Because hallelujah I'm a bum says:

  30. Juan Epstein says:

    Cancel Twerking?

    Have some problem with urban culture?