“this Ace of Spade guy”

Obdicut goes on some weird rant about Ace of Spaces blog and their opposition to Obamcare.

ACe of Spades Guy

Obdicut is an ignorant clown.

Update (ChenZhen): on a related note, here’s a little flashback:

Rescued from Memory Hole: 2005: Ace of Spades Interviews LGF’s Charles Johnson


160 Comments on ““this Ace of Spade guy””

  1. HaikuMan says:

    ObamaCare creates
    the uninsured people
    when their plans are canned

    The number of whom
    increased at least a million
    since it took effect

    Costs are MUCH higher
    Disagree, Ob says you lie
    Is he Harry Reid?

  2. HaikuMan says:

    Health care policies
    More people lost than gained them
    In the last six months

    Can we keep our plans?
    Can we even find doctors?
    Obdicut, tell us!

  3. HaikuMan says:

    And “The funny part” —
    Must all tweets contain a joke?
    Johnson’s never do!

    Unless you’re counting
    The out-of-date avatar
    That still looks human

    For certain values
    of the term “human”, of course…
    Or is it “Hunan”?

  4. HaikuMan says:

    “This Ace of Spade guy”
    is totes not as relevant
    as Chuckles Johnson

  5. HaikuMan says:

    Too many haiku!
    Now I’m stuck talking like this!
    Alas and alack!

  6. Octopus says:

    My sources tell me that Obamacare drastically lowers costs for only the lowest-earners of society, but even amongst those, enrollment has been sparse. Most people get jobbed, who have jobs. I know my costs went up about 50%, and we’re still wrangling with them about my younger gal’s allergy prescription costs. Then we found out our new plan is being cancelled soon, and rewritten…who the hell knows how that will turn out? Predictions are unrosy.

    • Octopus says:

      This post at Ace’s about Obamacare’s sketchy (prolly fake) endorsement from a
      “staunch Republican” who also happens to be a “Fox News addict” is one of the funnier bits I’ve seen there in awhile. Thanks for the tip, Obdicut! Careful on those stairs, boy.


      • Arachne says:

        Oh my God. My sides are hurting.

      • Because says:

        That testimony
        Is so real, it’s really real
        Sez the nonymouse

      • gizbot7 says:

        This line makes me call bullshit:

        “And even though I regularly tune in to conservative pundits, I’d like to tell them they’re getting it wrong.”

        Yep. You and every other Obama worshiping nutjob. 🙄

      • kbdabear says:

        Cheetohs Boy probably believes that the “lifelong republican” letter is real. He probably also believes all the letters he reads in Penthouse Forum

    • Because says:

      It’s for your own good.
      Now take your medicine, boy.
      Up your pale white bumf.

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      Predictions are a veritable rose garden for the number of hand jobs your daughter will deliver tonight behind a Carl’s Jr. in Canoga Park.

  7. il padrino says:

    It still tickles me how Ace lists LGF in his blog roll. (For those who’ve missed it, where the link to LGF once soiled the page there now stands a non-link that reads, “Lotta Good Fine Blogs Out There, Why Not Try A New One Instead Of Old Ones That Have Gone Off Their Trolley?”)

  8. Arachne says:

    Someone needs to point out to Sir Dipshit from the Planet Imbecile that “Ace of Spades” is several people. Oh, and since they are as adept at anyone at smacking down your lord and master Sir Jazzy McGreasytail, I’d steer clear.

    Actually, no. I think I’ll take this one over there.

    And by the way, Count Crackhead, costs have skyrocketed since
    ACA came along. BTW, can you tell us how many of those 6,000,000 that have signed up (WOW) are part of that 30,000,000 you were worried about not having coverage and were dying in the streets from an infected hangnail that they had to let go untreated? How many are people who had their plans cancelled. How many had to buy insurance because they were dropped from employer plans. In fact, can you tell us how many have even paid.

    You must look at a box of rocks with intellectual envy.

    • Octopus says:

      That 6 million figure is inflated, btw. Estimates are that over 20% of those “enrollees” have yet to make their first payment, which means they are not really enrolled. We know the young folks who Obama’s been begging to sign up with such genius marketing ideas as Pajama Boy, have, to their credit, recognized what a crock this thing is, and are avoiding it en masse.

  9. Octopus says:

    Things envied by Fatass:
    — box of rocks
    –bag of hammers
    –hatful of assholes
    –bowl of dicks

    • rightymouse says:

      – rack of smart conservative women
      – sack of Weiners in tighty-whities
      – dish of Breitbarts
      – can of smoked Snowden

      • Arachne says:

        Telephone Calls from National News networks.
        Telephone Calls from fellow bloggers.
        Telephone Calls..

      • Because ding-a-ling says:

        But he has a sooper cool Apple phony thingy. It’s gotta ring. Cuz javascript.

  10. Arachne says:

    Can anyone point to the original tweet?

  11. Arachne says:

    Wow. 300 comments in an hour on the Ace thread. Remember THOSE days, Jazzy?

  12. Arachne says:

    I love this time of year. REAL jellybeans are EVERYWHERE!!!

  13. Because I won't make fun of your purse says:

    What ever happened to Beed?

  14. Because NTTAWWT says:

  15. Pakimon says:

    Ace of Spade guy? meh.

    That Bunky guy has better “ring” to it. 😀

  16. trebob says:

    Geez! Getting tired of Charles and Gus! Take a break, watch this and have some fun. The ear wax in any one of the fellows in this video is a better representation of America that any one of the sludge monsters over at LGF.

  17. Because here, have another ice cold Chunk says:

    • Because Stalkers says:

      Jazzy, DUDE, get a grip. This Greenwald crush obsession whatever is gettin scary. BRO, let it go!

      • Another Sock Who Likes the Sockavvytar says:

        You are correct but I caught a whiff of Sock in your post.
        Have you ever been or are you currently registered at LGF?!!!??!!!1!!
        –Sen. McCarthy

  18. d says:

    Reading the EU constitution made Chunk “somnambulant”? It made you sleep walk, Chunk? Are you a fucking idiot? Why would it make you sleep walk? Oh i see, illiterate pinhead that you are, you thought somnambulant means sleepy. And made an ass of yourself in an interview par usuale.

  19. Achilles says:

    A “movement” and a “feeling”. Bah gawd even when he was more level headed he was still an egomaniac. Seriously he didn’t achieve anything more than riding his acute 9/11 outrage to marketable prominence; he was in the right place at the right time, is all.

    At least here he admits to reposting.

  20. Because the answer is always climate change says:

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky McDumbth is 100% certain the Universe created itself, including life itself, and the miracle of conscious intelligence. He knows this, beyond a shadow of a doubt. He must know why, too. Maybe he’ll favor us with the answers to how and why, as soon as he gets done obsessing over his New Gay Jew Librotarian Boyfriend, Glenn.

  21. swamprat says:

    The amazing thing about Pres. Obama’s trip to Saudi Arabia is that it actually caused Glenn Greenwald to condemn an Islamist state. 1 hour ago

    from the man who hasn’t condemned an Islamist state since the election of ’08

  22. Octopus says:

    This video is presented as a humanitarian service to Gus and Chunky, who might really enjoy this kind of cuisine. Might even be able to procure the ingredients, with a loose jacket and some inside pockets. Bon appetit, mon amis!

    • Abu oyliM says:

      Uhhh, ok. Anything made with Cheetos makes me think of Paula Dean, and Charles Fuckface Johnson.

      My Blackhawks are in neutral, Octo. Chances but nada. Oy.

      penis penis penis lol

      • Octopus says:

        They don’t need to do anything but rest up for the playoffs, Abu. And get Kane healthy. These games mean nothing, and the guys are tired from the long grind.

  23. Octopus says:

    Sports orgy this weekend. My Wolverines nearly choked it away at the end, but survived. Team #2, the Spartans, are in tough against a Virginia team that plays d better than MSU does, which is rare. Close at the half.

    NHL rivals for the last playoff spot both lost tonight, which is good. Wings have to get back on the winning track tomorrow. Now is not the time to go into a slump.

    Opening Day for the Tigers on Monday. Spring is here, though you’d hardly know it from the Warmening Weather-Not-Climate. Brr!

    • Abu oyliM says:

      You betcha! Football season is coming soon. My Cubs are gonna be meh. I watch some but, meh. As for the Hawks, until another team beats them in a series they’ll retain the Cup. More oy!

  24. Octopus says:

    Gus is scrounging for Sterno, and you’re hogging all the good stuff? Some friend you are. 😡

  25. Octopus says:

    He’s got to be hammered! 😆

    Gus’s Twitterwarrior Theatre
    You Are Obsolete! http://t.co/tFRCcRrobS 15 minutes ago
    You Are Obsolete http://t.co/QsN2ppYbON 27 minutes ago
    1984 is upon us. http://t.co/pQJb00bnIT 32 minutes ago
    Cultural Threats http://t.co/lZTr6ES649 34 minutes ago
    Lenny Bruce http://t.co/8gki3gLuYq 47 minutes ago
    In a future where Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor get banned again. Irony. 49 minutes ago
    Lenny Bruce – The Meaning Of Obscenity: youtu.be/gDkoCtMOFOg 49 minutes ago
    Warning! Warning! Warning! http://t.co/07qrVXohcn 53 minutes ago
    Richard Pryor – Chinese Restaurant: youtu.be/TtpPv8hizag 55 minutes ago
    Remember Tipper Gore? http://t.co/MbWLgcMGTB 1 hour ago

  26. Octopus says:

    Don’t worry, anyone! Gus is monitoring the ongoing seismological events in California. If there is some action you must take to avoid crushing or abyss-plummeting, he will issue a series of tweets informing you of the proper course.

  27. Octopus says:

    Thanks for that update, Chen. Very different times, when Fatass was a hero to Ace Of Spades-types. Also, he pronounced the word “cadre” as “kay-der.” It’s as much fun to me, as milyo. 😆

  28. Bunk X says:

    h/t NJDhockeyfan

  29. Pakimon says:

    Another earthquake?

    This must mean it’s an attack by neo-con, nazi, creationist, Greenwald cultist wingnuts financed by the Koch brothers!

    Better hope the “organic” minefield in your yard has been well supplied with Gus produced “growlers”! 😆

  30. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: The earthquake only toppled over three of the dozens of urine filled Mountain Dew bottles into my bowl of Cheetos.

  31. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: My hovel shakes more when I cut loose with “brown notes” after a healthy meal of rancid avocado sandwiches.

  32. Because says:

    Translation: I made such a dork of myself calling that 4.1 ‘BIG’, that I have to be cool about this bigger one.

    • rightymouse says:

      Just emailed a friend of mine who lives in the LA area. Will see what he has to say.

      • Because says:

        Meh. I’ve lived through everything from under 5 to over 7. They don’t start be fun until about 6.5.

      • rightymouse says:

        Agreed. There was a large one in LA years ago when I was there – in the 80’s. The building swayed & you could see the freeway buckle. Scary stuff.

      • Because says:

        I was about 10 during my first quake. It was about 6.5. I thought it was a kick. But then again, I was in a wooden house when it happened. These concrete structures, especially the older ones, would be a bit scary.

  33. Octopus says:

    Unless it’s at least as cool as this, I don’t need to hear about it. Although it was pretty funny last week, when the two news-readers freaked out and jumped under the desk. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Wow, that was crazy! I really need to relax now. Maybe a little yoga on the beach?

      • rightymouse says:

        Nekkid saggy boobed chick on beach…again. She’s just ASKING for skin cancer.

        Did you know that yoga poses were created by watching animals?

  34. Octopus says:

    Next vacation with the family?

    • rightymouse says:


      I’ll make the popcorn when you ask your wife.


    • trebob says:

      What happened to her boobs? Shrinkage?

    • Pakimon says:

      Octo’s playing with fire what with the naked chick videos.

      Not that I mind, but rightymouse might feel compelled to launch a counterattack featuring hairy, swarthy, naked guys with exposed “appendages” swinging about which would send Pakimog into a rock chucking frenzy. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Not to worry. The only naked men videos were R-rated gay stuff. Had to swear you were 18 to even look. WAYYYYYYYYYYY too harsh for this family blog. 🙂

      • Pakimon says:

        Good to see that you’re exhibiting such clas, restraint and common sense.

        Otherwise, I would’ve had my hands full containing the cretinous caveman.

        There’s no telling what he would’ve chucked onto this thread when I wasn’t looking…. 😆

      • Paki the Spelin nawtsi says:


    • Doppel A cups says:

      stalker gus just rubbed one out

      • Octopus says:

        I apologize for the nips, which are out of line. Not with me, but most decent people, who aren’t dirty old men.

        I won’t apologize for giving Garage Boy a little thrill, in his sad, sordid life. It’s the least I could do. I’d throw him a Happy Meal, too, if he was within range. Dude is having a rough go.

      • Doppel A cups says:

        he almost gave her a pass since they blurred out her cooch

        but since it was low resolution, he was able to stream it without too many stops and starts

      • Octopus says:

        The blurriness was due to a small cloud of gnats buzzing the erogenous zone. 😉

      • Bunk X says:

        Studebaker Hawk.

    • Bunk X says:

      Here’s where the road is going to be, and then there’s going to be a tarp. Then there’s going to be a museum with a gas station, a cafeteria and an RV lot. There are plans in the works for a bait shop, too.

  35. Because that's not what the polls are saying, dipshit says:

    • JimboXL says:

      It doesn’t take any effort or intelligence to become a useless lazy bloodsucking leech Dim who contributes nothing but takes everything. Look at the Dim party, if you can manage to say your own name and press a button, they bus you to the nearest polling station to vote Dim.

      • Because says:

        It doesn’t have to be your own name. The ones saying other people’s names are even more valued.

  36. Because olo says:

  37. Because I don't blame anything with the word "virgin" for running says:

  38. rightymouse says:

    Gussie needs to stop smoking dope.

  39. Because penis penis penis lol says:

  40. Pakimon says:

    Too much sterno and generic rotgut vodka for dinner last night, eh Gus? 😆

  41. Because what Tea Party debacle? says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Colbert says something clearly racist & people were offended. LIVE WITH IT, Charlie!!! You were ok when Rush got hammered for calling Fluke a slut.

      • Bunk X says:

        Xharles re-posted all of the fabricated racist quotes attributed to Limbaugh. Remember when Johnson called Obama the Senate’s House Boy?

  42. Pakimon says:


    The Chunkster sounds nervous. He’s afraid they’ll target him next due to his “checkered past”.

    But good new, Chunky!

    To be targeted, you have to be relevant so you’re safe for the foreseeable future. 😆

  43. Pakimon says:

    Who needs regulations? Eat…More…Steak! Problem solved! 😀

    This will free up more resources to regulate corpulent ponytailed blogger flatulence which produces a lot more methane than the dairy and beef industries.

    White House looks to regulate cow flatulence as part of climate agenda

  44. Because Not exactly, Chunk says:

    From Silver’s blog:

    “Nevertheless, we see value in running a rebuttal to Roger’s article at FiveThirtyEight itself. So we are in the process of commissioning one from someone who 1) has not yet weighed in on Roger’s article and 2) has very strong credentials. The scientist who is our No. 1 choice is traveling, and so the turnaround will not be instantaneous.

    We appreciate your patience in the meantime. Climate change is not going away as an issue, and we want to get this right. All journalism relies on trust — between reporters and sources, between editors and writers, between a publication and its readers. Any time that trust is undermined, it’s a huge concern for us. We thank you for your continued feedback. We’re listening and learning.”

    It’s called dialog, Chunk. Google it.

  45. Because No, your mama did, Frank says:

  46. Because garage mahal says:

  47. Paki the Spelin nawtsi says:

    Keep telling yourself that, Chunkles.

    Let’s recap:

    What Chunky is – Aging, corpulent, hypocritical, irrelevant fraud and poser sporting a ponytail.

    What Chunky isn’t – Popular, creative and relevant player in the Blogosphere and on Twitter.

    I can’t even… 😆

  48. Because Uh-oh says:

  49. Octopus says:

    Is Roger Pielke a bot, too? Why does his resume have all these lies about education, experience and books-written? Anyone can see he just hates Science, and denies Science…

    Roger A. Pielke Sr.
    Senior Research Scientist, Cooperative Institute for Research in Environmental Sciences (CIRES), University of Colorado in Boulder
    Professor Emeritus of the Department of Atmospheric Science, Colorado State University, Fort Collins

    E-Mail: pielkesr [at] cires.colorado.edu

    B.A., Mathematics, Towson State College, 1968

    M.S., Ph.D., Meteorology, Pennsylvania State University, 1969, 1973

    He is currently a Senior Research Scientist in CIRES and a Senior Research Associate at the University of Colorado-Boulder in the Department of Atmospheric and Oceanic Sciences (ATOC) at the University of Colorado in Boulder (November 2005 -present). He is also an Emeritus Professor of Atmospheric Science at Colorado State University and has a five-year appointment (April 2007 – March 2012) on the Graduate Faculty of Purdue University in West Lafayette, Indiana.

    Pielke has studied terrain-induced mesoscale systems, including the development of a three-dimensional mesoscale model of the sea breeze, for which he received the NOAA Distinguished Authorship Award for 1974. Dr. Pielke has worked for NOAA’s Experimental Meteorology Lab (1971-1974), The University of Virginia (1974-1981), and Colorado State University (1981-2006). He served as Colorado State Climatologist from 1999-2006. He was an adjunct faculty member in the Department of Civil and Environmental Engineering at Duke University in Durham, North Carolina (July 2003-2006). He was a visiting Professor in the Department of Atmospheric Sciences at the University of Arizona from October to December 2004.

    He has served as Chairman and Member of the AMS Committee on Weather Forecasting and Analysis, and was Chief Editor for the Monthly Weather Review for 5 years from 1981 to 1985. In 1977, he received the AMS Leroy Meisinger Award for “fundamental contributions to mesoscale meteorology through numerical modeling of the sea breeze and interaction among the mountains, oceans, boundary layer, and the free atmosphere.” Dr. Pielke received the 1984 Abell New Faculty Research and Graduate Program Award, and also received the 1987/1988 Abell Research Faculty Award. He was declared “Researcher of the Year” by the Colorado State University Research Foundation in 1993. In 2000 he received the Engineering Dean’s Council Award from Colorado State University.

    He authored a book published by Academic Press entitled Mesoscale Meteorological Modeling (1984) with a 2nd edition in 2002, a book for Routledge Press entitled The Hurricane (1990), a book (co-authored with W.R. Cotton) for Cambridge Press entitled Human Impacts on Weather and Climate (1995; 2nd Edition 2006), a book (co-authored with R.A. Pielke, Jr.) entitled Hurricanes: Their Nature and Impacts on Society published in 1997 by John Wiley and Sons, and was Co-Chief Editor (with R.A. Pielke, Jr.) of a book entitled Storms, published by Routledge Press in 1999.

    Roger Pielke Sr. was elected a Fellow of the AMS in 1982 and a Fellow of the American Geophysical Union in 2004. From 1993-1996, he served as Editor-in-Chief of the US National Science Report to the IUGG (1991-1994) for the American Geophysical Union. From January 1996 to December 2000, he served as Co-Chief Editor of the Journal of Atmospheric Science. In 1998, he received NOAA’s ERL Outstanding Scientific Paper (with Conrad Ziegler and Tsengdar Lee) for a modeling study of the convective dryline. He was designated a Pennsylvania State Centennial Fellow in 1996, and named the Pennsylvania State College of Earth and Mineral Sciences Alumni of the year for 1999 (with Bill Cotton). He is currently serving on the AGU Focus Group on Natural Hazards (August 2009-present) and the AMS Committee on Planned and Inadvertent Weather Modification (October 2009-present). He is among one of three faculty and one of four members listed by ISI HighlyCited in Geosciences at Colorado State University and the University of Colorado at Boulder, respectively.

    Dr. Pielke has published over 370 papers in peer-reviewed journals, 55 chapters in books, co-edited 9 books, and made over 700 presentations during his career to date. A listing of papers can be viewed at the project website: http://cires.colorado.edu/science/groups/pielke/pubs/. He also launched a science weblog in 2005 to discuss weather and climate issues. This weblog was named one of the 50 most popular Science blogs by Nature Magazine on July 5, 2006 and is located at http://pielkeclimatesci.wordpress.com/.

    A printable version of this biosketch is available as a PDF

    Download Roger A. Pielke Sr.’ complete vita

    H-Index 65; Visit Dr. Pielke’s Google Scholar Page

  50. Because I'm impress says:

  51. Because I'm sure she gives a crap, Goose says:

    • Octopus says:

      Now, who’s winning here?

      Gwyneth, whose net worth is estimated at around $140M, apart from her soon-to-be consciously-uncoupled rock star, including ongoing endorsement deals, huge property holdings around the globe, a successful blog that makes high-end money, and a very respectable movie actress career.

      Garage Boy Gus, who lives in a garage freezing his ass off, subsisting on donated, past-their-sell-by-date chicken pot pies, has no income, and spends roughly 18 hours a day tweeting mindless crap to other morons with no lives.

      Hmmm…I can’t decide. Guess it’s a toss-up. 🙂

  52. ISTE says:

    When you are all alone sometimes a bedbug can be your best friend.

  53. Octopus says:

    I can’t stand Stephen Colbert and his dog-tired act, but I do find it hilarious that he’s being hoist on the liberal-politically-correct-you-racists petard. How does that feel, Mr. Sensitive? 😆

    • Pakimoni says:

      I’d bet he’s feeling like a corpulent ponytailed blogger who mistook a menu board for a laptop.

      or mistook the Tennessee state flag for a nazi flag. 😆

  54. Octopus says:

    ISTE :
    When you are all alone sometimes a bedbug can be your best friend.

    We already expressed our sympathies with Gus’s predicament today. Every day, we toss him a virtual quarter. Not our fault, he spends it all on Sterno.

  55. Octopus says:

    Slate has a widget whereby you can “Goopify” your relationship-status, in a way comparable to Gwyneth’s “conscious uncoupling.” Here’s what my three-decade marriage to the light of my life gets me:

    “You’re artisanally enmeshed with Maria.”

    Okay, pretty fancy. But there’s nothing anal going on. 😉

    • frabby stinclair says:

      Ron Jeremy doesn’t believe in “conscious uncoupling”. He likes “artisanally enmeshing” with frank sinclair’s mom’s ass.

  56. Doppel milyo says:

    gus deserves whatever misery finds him

    plus 20% tip

    • Octopus says:

      I agree totally, he’s earned all of it by this point in his life. He’s at the “Ray & Pete” stage, pretty much. Just more high-tech, with the tweeting instead of yelling at his sodden roomies
      (or rummies).

  57. Because uh-oh, who got spanked? says:

  58. Because maybe you can start by ceasing and desisting your own online dickishness, you prick says:

  59. Because this apparently is real says:

  60. Pakimon says:

    Doppel milyo :
    and he’s such a dick he screams SHUT UP LITTLE MAN at himself

    Gus_802 also screams SHUT UP LITTLE MAN at his dick.