Charles Is Concerned About The Quran

Charles has become such an Islamic apologist that anything that smacks of interesting the religion he tweets about. He tweets out a story about Saudi Arabia “tearing up the Quran.”

Other than Charles and his merry band, no one cares about the Quran being torn up.


95 Comments on “Charles Is Concerned About The Quran”

  1. MInnow says:

    Barry, meanwhile, is tearing up the innernets by writing all of these “pieces”. Why, take this one for example. It is seven whole words long! How does he concentrate that long? A mind like a steel trap I must say….

    Barry is Pulitzer bound I am thinking.

    • Octopus says:

      First off, this post is going to inflame Furious Burka’s botched-circumcision, causing her to lash out viciously. Secondly, this story is most likely a trumped-up piece of propaganda, designed to inflame the true believers of the bloody RoP. There will be serious reprisals. Maybe a little holy war. Stay tuned!

      • LGFisputrid says:

        Furious is all over it. The guy who linked it is backtracking. Why did fat fuck post it? Is he pro? Con? Trying to be ironic like an old guy with a pony tail that looks like a lesbian?

        I don’t think he knows. He’s still basking in the after glow of jamjam’s tongue bath.

      • Al-Cheezeera says:

        It might get so inflamed it’ll go splodey!

    • d says:

      According to jamjam Chunky really is an actual “author”. That’s valued praise coming from someone who managed to work Keppler somehow into an epic leg humping of the Fat Cheetos Addict.

    • Bunk X says:

      Okay, which one of you wise guys is jamjam?

  2. Octopus says:

    Well, I have to admit, a tongueing like that would make anyone a little dizzy for awhile. Chunky, you should go sit down. Can’t risk another blow to the head!

  3. d says:

    When Terry Jones planned to burn 200 Qurans in protest Chunky and the moonbat left all agreed 100% that it would be an irresponsible and hateful provocation that would lead to violence. So now Chunk thinks it’s OK if Saudis are tearing up Qurans and tweeting the pictures of it risking their lives and the others around them? Gee I wonder if the condemnation of Jones had anything to do with his being a Christian.

    • LGFisputrid says:

      If an atheist burns a religious book it shows evolution. If a religious Christian does, it shows xenophobia. If el furioso doesn’t like it then you must oppose it as well, regardless of the scenario.

      Lgf bylaws chapter 4:1-2.

  4. Bunk X says:

    “Charles has become such an Islamic apologist that anything that smacks of interesting the religion he tweets about.”

    Sorry, bro. Can’t help you with that one.

  5. Pakimon says:

    Bunk X :
    Okay, which one of you wise guys is jamjam?

    jamjam’s magnum opus ode to The Corpulent Ponytailed Blogger is something I’d thought I’d never see.

    The reverse flounce.

    Henceforth, any recipient of long winded sycophantic fellating screeds will be referred to as being “jamjamed”

    Any act of writing long winded sycophantic fellating screeds shall be referred to as “jamjamming”. 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      As a side note:

      A normal person would not only be embarrassed and uncomfortable at being the subject of such a slobbering, pandering screed by a lurking stranger that pops up out of nowhere, they’d also be suspicious.

      But not The Chunkster.

      He trumpets it proudly as if it vindicates his very existence.

      If jamjam turns out to be one of the gang here or a “Greenwald Cultist” jerking Chunkles around, the poor husky blogger will be crushed.

      Why, he might be driven by despair to cut off and sacrifice his magical jazzy ponytail.

      This jamjam episode strikes me as a ticking timebomb.

      It’s worth watching in the coming weeks. 😉

      • rightymouse says:

        I laughed my head off when I read jamjam’s glurge. So obviously a put-on.
        Charles could have been wealthy but he’s broke due to his ‘conscience’. LOL!

        “How many other political blogs, let alone authors, would do that? I can’t think of one, on any side of politics, particularly not one with so much to lose. I might be wrong, but I think that LGF could have increased its traffic and readership far beyond any of the current conservative weblogs, if Charles had chosen to ignore the craziness and hypocrisy of the right from early in Obama’s term to now. Consolidating this mass of readers would have probably made Charles handsome profits and given him a platform to which conservatives would have listened. I imagine politicians would have wanted to post guest posts, or at least to get access to the readership to use as donors. So it is mot far fetched to think that Charles could have gained significant material benefits, had he ignored his conscience, and ignored the increasingly disturbing behaviour of the right.”

        Am pretty sure I know who is yanking his ponytail. 🙂

      • Because says:

        What? the corellator tool didn’t detect the sockage?


  6. Pakimon says:

    From the Too Stupid To See The Irony Department:


  7. Pakimon says:

    Those curly quotes will get you every time! 😆

    Curly: I got an idea in the back of my head.
    Moe: Well bring it forward. (slap) Where is it?
    Curly: You knocked it clear out!

    Curly: Oh boy, I can see it now. Me coming home from a hard day’s work.
    I whistle for the dog, and my wife comes out.

    Man: I beg your pardon.
    Curly: Why? What’d you do?

    Union officer: Forward march, you fools! (Curly doesn’t move) What’s a matter with you?
    Curly: I’m no fool!
    Union officer: Forward march, you idiot!
    Curly: That’s different.

  8. Captain Death says:

    I think Koranic pages make very good toilet paper in the desert.

  9. d says:

    Chunk Johnson, lack of awareness post of the day (actually yesterday)

    Greenwald: All You Uber-Nationalistic Jingoistic Devoted Loyalist Hypocrites Are Free to Disagree. The Mighty Greenwald makes excuses again

    That’s right. Chunk’s latest bash on Greenwald is that GG is critical, negative, defensive, sarcastic and insulting. And just to make GG look bad, Chunk posts a critical, negative, sarcastic and insulting ATTACK piece which ignores any of GG’s arguments about a crusade against transparency and instead puts forth that anyone who defends their position while also being sarcastic is…I dunno…bad or something?

    Unless it’s Chunk. 😀 Chunk, you’re just another no-talent statist bitch and GG’s got bigger fish to fry than you. Hurling insults impotently isn’t going to get Daddy to notice you when he’s at war with the NYT.

  10. LGFiscrap says:

    PK assuages Furious’ ire:
    “I was trying to show the nuance of saudi culture, and provide context on atheism around the world. while i have no problem calling out religious hegemony, that was not my point with this page…”

    Remember, do not call out Islamic religious hegemony ever!!!!!!!

    Furious explains why she saw the light in Islam:
    “I’m not saying that I think Saudi atheists made their choices purely as a knee-jerk reaction, but as someone who spent several of her teen years living with a (Christian) fundamentalist parent, I do think that the shove-it-down-your-throat approach can create aversion where none would have existed otherwise. After all, look at where I ended up, heh. ;)”

    If that’s not a good reason to embrace Islam, I don’t know what is.

  11. d says:

    Chunk, the comically unselfaware strikes again. Insults actor Nick Searcy unprovoked, Searcy reams him, Searcy’s fans ream him. Chunky: “I meant to do that!”

    Charles Johnson Mon, Mar 24, 2014 1:48:59pm
    • 9
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    This has been an experiment in trolling the trolls.
    I can usually put aside an actor’s politics & enjoy their work, but Nick Searcy’s rabid right wing fanaticism has ruined Justified for me.
    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 24, 2014
    Yup, as I thought – Searcy’s constantly searching for his own name on Twitter.
    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 24, 2014
    As a connoisseur of mindless herd mentality, I actually enjoy it when the wingnut trolls do their pile-on thing.
    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 24, 2014
    Searcy responded to my tweet within minutes, and immediately a herd of morons started tweeting insults at me.

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    They apparently have no problem with Obama travelling to Saudi Arabia.

    Only Russia hates gays.

  13. Juan Epstein says:

    And will he take a stand now that the Joo Journalist was denied entry?

  14. OLT's Soitany! says:

    Because :
    WTF is a curly quote?

    It’s an OT curly que.

  15. Arachne says:

    trebob :

    Arachne :Okay, I’ll bite. What is the “jamjam” shit and where do I find it.

    Last thread toward the bottom. Charles starring as JamJam.

    More importantly, when I find it can I make fun of it?

    Oh fuckin’ A!

    Oh my lord, I need a shower after that. But I did leave my comment. And I completely agree. Perhaps Fatass McPonytail contacted Sharmuta and told her she could come back if he took a different name and performed a literary blowjob for him.

    • rightymouse says:

      I found the glurge very tongue-in-cheek. Will be fun to watch what happens. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I don’t think Chunky saw it that way, ‘Mouse. He was too busy pinching himself (nipples, etc.).

      • LGFiscrap says:

        Fuck you for that image Octo. That was just cruel.

      • rightymouse says:

        It was hilarious! No way it could have been serious. 😆

      • Because says:

        You think he can find those nipples under the pannus?

      • Arachne says:

        I was going to say something about the poster being from Australia until I saw the spelling of “minimise” with an “s’ – something so subtle that the morons wouldn’t catch it.

        Consider the over the top fawning, I too am wondering if this isn’t a major set up, now that I read it in hindsight. Poster says that they have been lurking all this time, yet….I don’t know. I’d love to see this turn into a major smackdown.

  16. Octopus says:

    It was more than a blowjob. It was an everything-job. Do not explore the mental imagery of such a thing, as there is no brain-bleach that works without killing the patient.

    What has the response been from The Eleven? Did they furiously upding, or look away? I mean, what is the etiquette about watching Foul Master receive such a gift?

  17. Because science or something says:

    • Because says:

      Speaking of major asshole, yours must be feeling pretty good after than jamjam job. How’d he manage to get his nose all the way in there?

    • trebob says:

      Notice though, no rebuttal of the articles statements or conclusions, only the author is a ‘major asshole’ and that is supposed to be a cogent response. Where’s jamjam?

    • Arachne says:

      And of course, the Flying Monkey King cannot provide any link to refute it, just poof at actual research. Probably why he loves the AGW crowd so much – it’s based on climate MODELS, not on actual observation and science. That way they don’t have to rely so much on, you know, FACT.

  18. Because prediction says:

    Next on LGF: the Arlington, WA mudslide caused by ‘climate change’.

    • Arachne says:

      If it happens, it is caused by climate change
      If it doesn’t happen, it is caused by climate change
      If Al Gore speculates it could happen, it is caused by climate change.

      Yeah, that’s real scientific right there.

  19. HaikuMan says:

    Pakimon :
    From the Too Stupid To See The Irony Department:

    Science facts: most Twitter facts accounts are 90% BS. #facts— Gus (@Gus_802) March 25, 2014


    That’s called Sturgeon’s Law.
    It says “Ninety percent of
    Everything is crap.”

  20. Arachne says:

    HaikuMan :

    Chuck’s K-Y Jelly
    is used whenever he needs
    to squeeze through doorways.

    Oh, I thought that was what the family value sized bucket of Country Crock was for. So Chuck could slather himself with (fake) buttery goodness.

  21. Arachne says:

    BTW did Dumbass the Magnificent enter the fray over Drudge’s paying of the Obamacare penalty “early” that the dumber than crap media got WRONG, including the White House, as they didn’t know about independent contractors having to pay estimated 2014 taxes quarterly, starting in April?

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Yes, that was unbelievably lame on the part of journalists and the WH. None of these dipshits even understands the damn law they inacted.

  22. OLT's LOLOLOL says:

    d :
    The models are correct. It’s the damn climate that’s been watching too much Fox News.


  23. OLT's Not For The Faint Of Heart says:

    Because prediction :
    Next on LGF: the Arlington, WA mudslide caused by ‘climate change’.

    The daily 5 pm Culver City mudslide is caused by Dew and Cheetos cooked under the pressure of a huge pannus pannus pannus lol.

  24. Has fat as called Rumsfeld racist yet?

  25. Because Icky, My! says:

  26. What’s the difference between jelly jelly and jam jam?

  27. Octopus says:

    Finally! A recent photo of Chunky has surfaced, with a pretty good angle on his impressive pannus: