Stalking 101 – The Johnson Method

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GASP! Abby Martin caught memory-holing tweets? Who would even THINK to do such a thing? Charles Johnson would never stoop to that level of dishonesty, right Charles? Charles?

From the DoD thread “Extreme Irony Alert” 3 August 2013:

✔  Nearly 300 front page posts flushed down the Memory Hole…   Check.
✔  Over 260 thousand comments tossed down the Memory Hole…   Check.
✔  Over 6 million other comments blocked from public view…   Check.
✔  Archive access to LGF through the Internet Wayback Machine blocked…   Check.

For a trip down Memory Hole Lane, here’s a link to DoD’s Archive of Charles’ Erasure Crumbs. What a #Rumpswab.

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UPDATE (Briareus): They completely miss the irony.

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Heh. Obdicut, you wouldn’t know shit journalism if it stabbed you in the ass with a fork. (Astroturf Wiki lately?)

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105 Comments on “Stalking 101 – The Johnson Method”

  1. Octopus says:

    Chunky McDumbth is the Ed Snowden of knowing who’s trying to cover their internet-tracks, and how they’re doing it. He’s a true whistleblower.

  2. d says:

    What is she trying to reinvent herself or something? Is she saying she was brainwashed when she made those Tweets?

  3. Doppel paragraph 18 says:

    Hi Stalker Charles !!!

    • Abu says:

      Ohhhhh, he’s stalking us. His ego demands it. He can’t point directly at us otherwise he’d alert Tweeters what a dishonest twerp he is.
      ICYMI: His middle initial is not “C”. It’s “Fuckface”.

  4. Juan Epstein says:

    Who is this chick and WHO CARES??

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    Seriously. WE’re all pretty politically aware, follow world events, etc.

    Have any of you heard anyone bring up this chick or anything else they freak out over in your daily lives?

  6. d says:

    Because come to LGF and read about obscure shit no one takes seriously. Or just stay on Twitter and watch me be a twit about it.

    From the darkest corners of Wingnutistan comes this shocking revelation: MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN!!! lgf.bz/1gcSHym 2 hours ago

  7. Briareus says:

    Updated the post with new screencaps, just like Charles said to do.

  8. Abu says:

    OT: Octo, I saw your Red Wings thoughts of yesterday and I quite concur. The number of injuries to key players is the worst I can remember. I hope they get in because I believe the East is weak and your Wings should bring the Western Division attitude come play-off time.

    Now back to Charles memory-holing his alleged successful years. Fap.

    • Octopus says:

      Wings Kids are bringing it, Abu. I’m really enjoying the games again, after a season of watching them slowly disintegrate. Almost lost Kronwall today, after he went into the boards headfirst, but luckily he survived. Big win on the road, in regulation — they all count big now, and we need all the regulation-wins we can muster, for the possible tie-breaker.

      Sorry to hear about Kane, btw. Hope he’s back and healthy for the playoffs.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Thanks. Kane was put on the 10 game injury list which means his salary ain’t counted against the salary cap (maybe?). Bring on Teuvo Teravainen, the 19yr old Finnish dudebro who excelled at the World Juniors. He was great at preseason camp in Chicago and, well,…

  9. d says:

    Really Gus? Then why are you on a website that applauds every step towards it? Oh right, because you just need to please Daddy. No further thought than that.

    Communism sucks. No apologies. 35 minutes ago

  10. Doppel paragraph 18 says:

    Mr spats is talking about hiding and deleting comments to the Elvis fucking Presley of memory holing!!!

    The irony stabs….. Like a fork to the ass

  11. d says:

    Nice update 😀

    Because trying to hide stuff by deleting it also means you’re a shit blogger.

    And believe me. We know quite a bit about tyromancy here. We’ve been watching moonbat version LGF coagulate for years and only divined comical haplessness and certain eventual demise.

  12. ChenZhen says:

    http://web.archive.org/web/*/littlegreenfootballs.com

    Actually, access to the wayback machine has been restored (for now). So we can relive those wonderful St. Pancake, Fjordman, and Flight 93 Memorial moments the way the were intended.

    • Bunk X says:

      Clap on, clap off.

    • d says:

      Dayam! That’s nearly a decade’s worth of Chunk led bad wingnut craziness there. Post after post about how Teh Muslims are Teh Terrorists of Teh World and other whack notions. It’s almost like he thought where ever there is Islam there’s inevitably going to be terrorism, oppression, lawlessness, ignorance, senseless violence, bigotry and injustice!
      Each page from 9/11/2001 thru 2008 looks EXACTLY like a page from Atlas Shrugged!!! 😛

  13. Octopus says:

    I don’t even want to know what this is in reference to. I just want to relish the idiocy, in its purest form.

  14. LGFiscrap says:

    He’s a self aware as an American Girl Doll, but really really fat.

  15. Bunk X says:

    No idea what this is all about, considering that Rush Limbaugh gave LGF free publicity during Rathergate.

  16. poteen2 says:

    Bunk X :
    Misled. Yes. Now she can’t even be slutshamed.

    And so rises a deafening wail from Lewdland.

  17. Apollodorus V says:

    ICYMI

  18. LGFiscrap says:

    BREAKING NEWS: Fatboy Johnson supports Edward Snowden, Manning, and Occupy Movement:
    In a recent tweet, Chunk offers kudos to the works of Rush Flush. Rush Flush admins support the following groups:
    Amber Axe- Pro Snowden and Bradley Manning https://www.facebook.com/amber.axe/groups
    Katherine Moloney-Occupy Movement:
    https://www.facebook.com/katherine.g.moloney.7/likes_other
    Julianne Brogan-Anarchist, Occupy supporter
    https://www.facebook.com/julianne.brogan.1/likes

    Nice friends Chunk.

  19. d says:

    Has anyone noticed you can no longer isolate a date range on the main search engines any longer=?. So for example I used to be able to search for say, Rush Limbaugh Little Green Footballs and specify 01/01/2001 thru 01/01/2008 and guarantee a hit that is favorable to Rush by flip flop Pony Tail boy. But that is now gone. All you get is page after page of hits from within the last 2 or 3 years. Fat Fuck has to be loving this. Google, Bing and Yahoo are basically hiding his 8 years on the right for him presumably for their own reasons. Most likely that they get more chance to sell you ads on zillions of unwanted hits.

    • Bunk X says:

      60 Charles Tue, Sep 30, 2008 9:15:24am

      Rush Limbaugh just mentioned LGF on his show. (By accident – he meant to refer to Instapundit.)
      The traffic counter shot up by more than 1500 visitors almost instantly.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Rush Limbaugh, Honorary Lizaroid” 20 Oct 06
      littlegreenfootballs.com/article/23044

    • d says:

      Yup. Perfect. I haz no skillz

  20. stabby says:

    Charles accusing someone of erasing their internet history, well there’s a great example of “write what you know!”

    • Octopus says:

      Poo-Stabby, just because there’s no security whatsoever here, I hope you don’t think you’re fooling anyone. I mean, how many public mental breakdowns do you suppose we can forget? 😆

      • stabby says:

        “mental breakdowns” is that what you call it whenever someone points out that your politics are stupid stupid stupid? You must think THE WHOLE WORLD IS MENTALLY ILL!

      • Octopus says:

        No, the whole world isn’t mentally ill, Fatass. But you are. 😆

  21. stabby says:

    By the way, I’m pretty sure that I was wrong in thinking that I’d forgotten my first LGF password, I was just banned along with the masses while away for a few years.

    Banned in absentia.

  22. kbdabear says:

    Uh-oh, Pammy has an article in DC Clothesline that should trigger Jazzy’s Stalker Alarm

    Head Shot: Dutch Muslim who lived on welfare for 10 years poses with five heads

    http://www.dcclothesline.com/2014/03/23/head-shot-dutch-muslim-lived-welfare-10-years-poses-five-heads/

  23. rightymouse says:

    Charles wakes up & his first three tweets are all about his latest love interest – GREENWALD! O_o

  24. Octopus says:

    Remember how we were joking about the plane’s disappearance being due to teh Warmening? Well…Mother Jones got the memo. Expect Fatass to tweet about it today. 😆

    http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2014/03/climate-change-malaysia-airlines-370-search

  25. Octopus says:

    Chunky McDumbth says journalists have a right to criticize Obama, but if they do they’re subservient racist shills to the national KKK, aka Fox News.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s rampant insanity, right there. Just proves the people like Pam Geller, Spencer and all the “haters” were right on about the Islamification of Europe. It’s a process, and it’s definitely ongoing. This is a major step.

  26. Octopus says:

    I was just reading about some of the bad decisions made by actors over the years, in turning down great roles for crappy ones. Burt Reynolds turned down the role of the astronaut character in “Terms Of Endearment,” for which Jack Nicholson won an Academy Award, to play the role of “Stroker Ace,” which took all the Raspberry Awards that year (worst film, worst performance, etc.) Stupid me, I didn’t even get the punny title, until I looked at the poster: http://tinyurl.com/mfngbar

    Noice! 🙂

  27. Pakimon says:

    Not only is Chunky’s racism is showing, I think he’s just making things up.

    I haven’t read or seen anything about an Ebola outbreak in any Italian community.

  28. Pakimon says:

    From the Fat Ponytailed Pot Calling the Kettle Black Dept. :

    At least “The Mighty G” isn’t bleating that he was misled. 😆

  29. Pakimon says:

    Time to play yet another round of…you guessed it…How Many Tweets Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Nontroversy™

    Let’s find out!

    One

  30. Pakimon says:

    “Orange Customer Data”?

    Well…I know that Cheetos are orange. That must mean the french are spying on The Chunkster in their diabolical efforts to thwart Chunkles from achieving relevancy!

    The Correlator Tool® never lies! 😆

  31. Abu says:

    Big night Octo: Yer Wings play the Wild, both fighting to remain in the hunt. My Hawks play the Preds who are out. Hope the Fin Kid plays tonight! No word yet on the team website.

    Hockey: Is there anything it can’t do?

    • Pakimon says:

      My Flyers are on a pretty good run in the stretch after a horrific start.

      Beat the Penguins twice, the Hawks (sorry Abu, not rubbing it in) and the Blues in the past week.

      They’ve got a tough schedule to close out the season but I’m hoping their momentum will carry into the playoffs.

    • Octopus says:

      Good day so far: Columbus loses again, so we’re holding onto 8th even if we don’t win tonight. Toronto’s within reach, too. Just keep winning games by one goal, kidz!

  32. swamprat says:

    Fox Host Suggests Putin Better Leader Than Obama Because He Makes Masses ‘Openly Weep’ (Video) lgf.bz/1gObBH8 19 minutes ago

    Trust me. Obama makes people here openly weep as well.

  33. Pakimon says:

    Meh.

    Once again, The Chunkster is behind the curve.

    Here’s a much funner way to explore how big and small the universe really is.

    http://scaleofuniverse.com/

  34. Octopus says:

    Funny that they put Chunky in the same grouping with the big dinosaur and blue whale. Nice recognition, though.

  35. Octopus says:

    Chunky McDumbth is the Ed Snowden of knowing things about the universe.

    • Because says:

      But can you use this knowledge to make a better cheeto?

      • Octopus says:

        Not to my knowledge. The cheeto is the perfect food, anyways. Light, crunchy, tasty, salty…and you can light your campfire with a couple of them on a damp evening in the hobo park, when somebody’s drunk up all the Sterno. GUS!!1! 😡