Charles compares Greenwald to the Tea Party

Charles hurled the ultimate insult one can at a fellow Progressive. The shut in compared Greenwald to the Tea Party!

Is that the best you got Chuck?


137 Comments on “Charles compares Greenwald to the Tea Party”

  1. JimboXL says:

    These Obomber nazis pretend that the NSA is composed entirely of Mother Theresa’s who would never do anything bad with all that data or have nothing but good intentions, and only want to protect the American people from harm.

    I can guess the opposite is probably true, the people spying on everyone are probably vicious, vendictive, hateful mean-faced clipped-hair radical progressive fascists who are figuring out ways to leverage all the data to go after innocent people.

  2. Octopus says:

    I saw Because’s definition of “firebagger” in the last thread, and he’s right, it’s a Lefty who doesn’t properly worship His Lord And Majesty, The Unicorn Messiah. I was wondering about the origin of the phrase, and I believe I’ve found it — comes from an aggrieved Obamanaut staffer in 2011, lashing out bitterly at Krugman and other libturds who dared to criticize the Messiah’s budget compromise. Naturally Our Fatass loves the term, with it’s echoes of “teabagger,” the sexual practice he dreams about performing on Obama.

    Hey, you never know, Chunky. I’m pretty sure He’s gay, and He’s going to Hawaii after His term is up. You might be able to hook up with Him then.

    • kbdabear says:

      I’m getting a kick out of Bike Boy rejoining the Left 5 years ago and harrassing them on Twitter for being insufficiently “pure” in Chunky’s mind. Greenwald, Sirota, Taibbi, Hamsher

      So when does he bang his keyboard for his “Why I Left The Left” screed with numbered bullet points with lots of “etc, etc, etc” at the end of each one?

      He won’t try to move back to the Right. I predict he proclaims himself the standard bearer on “Centrism” and “Reasonable Sane Moderates”

      Either that or he and a group of followers pick out a piece of desert outside of Acton to squat on as he attempts to revive his music career

  3. Doppel Milyo says:


    call him a TEA BAGGER.

    I double dog dare you

  4. Octopus says:

    The kind of win the Red Wings pulled off tonight against the Mighty Penguins hath nearly restored my faith in the hockey gods, who have sorely vexed and tested us this year with injuries. I think we have 9-10 guys out right now, including Captain Z, who is done for the season and maybe forever, and Pavel Datsyuk, the best player in the game (imnsho), who has a major leg injury and might need surgery. The youngsters are developing quickly, much to my surprise and delight.

    Might just have another playoff-run in them, Abu, if they can eke out a spot.

  5. MInnow says:

    Has Gus returned from the store yet? The warbling always gets so loud when I know Gus isn’t there for me…..

  6. Octopus says:

    The 2 Losers are really double-teaming Abby Martin in the twitterverse. I know she’s a dingbat, but she must be doing something right! 😆

  7. Bunk X says:

    Charles broke some news once. Not Rathergate. Can’t quite remember. Maybe it had to do with a green button graphic or something.

  8. Doppel paragraph 18 says:

    It’s Friday


    Charles is still fat

  9. Doppel paragraph 18 says:


    Charles is a 65 year old man with a ponytail

  10. LGFisputrid says:

    Demanding ideological purity? Fat never does that. Just talk about the fictions of climate change and limiting abortion and opposing healthcare and see how long you last at the bog. Dickface, Greenwald is as ideologically pure as you. You just don’t share his ideology. OK bro-dude?

  11. d says:

    Nice post by PAM!!! at Breitbart explaining how the recent “mosqeing” of the top of the Empire state building is just another example of Islamic supremicism that’s endemic in Western countries.

    I’m sure Chunk views this as teddible, teddible, evil racist hate speech. Pinhead Marxist useful idiot tool that he is.

    • HaikuMan says:

      Rainbowing the ESB
      Rest in Pieces, Phelps

      • Octopus says:

        I’m completely good with hating on Fred Phelps, a sick and detestable man. On the other hand, the devil’s advocate in me just can’t help wondering if he’d be given a pass in his version of the afterlife, given the Biblical indictments of men who lie with other men as you would a woman. Like, all huggy and kissy and stuff.

        And why does the Bible fail to come down on the womyn who doth partake of their sisters’ comeliness? Seems a bit sexist to me.

      • Doppel milyo says:

        same reason straight dudes like lesbo porn.

        God is a guy after all 😉

      • Octopus says:

        That makes sense. Let’s have no more silly talk of “Teh Goddess,” because God is obviously a man.

      • HaikuMan says:

        Why’s male gay sex wrong?
        “Every sperm is sacred!”
        Butt sex wastes the seed.

        Girl on girl action
        Does not waste any swimmers
        And hence, remains hawt.

      • Bunk X says:

        I find it interesting that the mass media is focused on a couple of dozen lunatics comprising the WBC as if they are main stream.

  12. Octopus says:

    One of these mugs from Smoking Gun is rumored to be our old pal Garage Boy. Care to guess which one?

    Garage Door #1:

    Garage Door #2:

  13. rightymouse says:

    Charlie’s up early tweeting his latest obsession – hate for Abby Martin. Asshole.

  14. Octopus says:

    We, the people of DoD, are the only living souls on Earth who would give a flying fuckface about your middle initial. NOBODY else even knows or cares who you once were, Fatass.

  15. Octopus says:

    …says the worst misogynist on the internet, who hasn’t had a woman in his life for the past 20 years. Because, ew. Toadish.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      and on the treatment of women in the Islamic world and the Clinton white house…………….CRICKETS !!

    • Because PAM!!!! says:


    • LGFisputrid says:

      Yet again-Prager JEW. Charles et al antisemitism is showing again. Also McConnell’s guilt in this? He didn’t say anything nasty about Prager. Furthermore Prager ain’t wrong. You don’t want to have sex with your man then pack your shit and leave and forgo alimony. Or give it up once in a while even if you don’t hear harps playing. Doing something for your spouse even though you’d rather read a book isn’t rape. It’s compromise. It’s marriage. Which explains why femnasty and fat fuck ain’t married.

  16. Octopus says:

    This “scoop” has been making the rounds of all the usual race detective sites for the past few days. Oooh, sounds vewwy wacist! What isn’t discussed is the paucity of cases where white people go out and kill black people in the kind of heinous situations that lead to execution. They just don’t, as a rule. Same is true in Michigan, where we don’t have the death penalty. Sadly enough, blacks kill blacks (in huge numbers, relatively speaking), and whites kill other whites (in much smaller numbers). So, boo. Scared ya! 🙄

  17. Octopus says:

    They’ve executed lots of dogs, for biting people or just being homeless. Also, Obama ate a dog. More than once, I’d wager.

  18. d says:

    Here’s a blast from the past from back when the fat useless lump now called Chunk used to be a useful blogger that helped keep the MSM on their toes and had a virtual army of admirers. Of course, this was back when he was a racist scumbag. 👿 Check it out. The video’s not there anymore but read the comments by the other “racists” at Hot Air. I don’t see anyone giving him this kind of praise for being a moonbat or for trying to drum up slap fights with people of reknown.

    Here are a few samples:

    LGF rocks. CNN reports . . .Charles is da man!

    heroyalwhyness on August 7, 2006 at 3:50 PM

    Charles rules, MSM drools. Bwahahahaha!

    Ellen on August 7, 2006 at 3:56 PM

    Fear the football!

    JammieWearingFool on August 7, 2006 at 4:03 PM

    Somebody please inform the CNN news reader that the name of the web site maintained by Charles is
    She kept leaving off the Little, guess she didn’t want to direct any extra traffic over there. Don’t worry the site has so much traffic he has renamed it Little Green Molasses temporarily. One cool feature of his site, since he has a running “dispute” with Reuters is the counter on the left side which tracks the number of hits he gets from Al-Reuters IP addresses. Last time I was able to view the site it showed 139 for today.

    Charles Johnson is an American hero and an icon to those of us who know what’s at stake here in the GWOT. I sent Charles a link to a Philly Inquirer puff piece on some Hamas chump a couple months back. He featured it in a post with a “hat tip” to me. Needless to say, I was on cloud 9 that day.

    (hotair rules too!)

    sbvft contributor on August 7, 2006 at 8:40 PM

    Just picked up Charles on Mark Levins radio show.



    Rustyw on August 7, 2006 at 9:18 PM

    Charles is an absolute legend now. First, Rathergate, now Reutergate.

    Yiddish Steel on August 7, 2006 at 11:33 PM

  19. d says:

    Wait this was like 4 or 5 years ago when Chunk turned apeshit lunatic on everyone! Why’s he bring it up now? And hey those people could have done worse. They could have wasted $79.99 a year to have LGF adds turned off. Talk about a scam. Then again I guess those LGF morons following a schizo turncoat get what they deserve.

    If you’re one of the morons who paid Stranahan to make that video, you got exactly what you deserve. 15 minutes ago

    • iSpeakJive says:

      If you’re one of the morons who paid Chuck to keep LGF ad-free and got zero valuable content, you got exactly what you deserve.

  20. Because ICYMI says:

  21. Arachne says:

    Octopus :

    The cabbage from the St. Paddy’s Day feast works, too. I had a little too much of that the other night…hoo, boy!

    And he couldn’t even afford the corned beef that went WITH the cabbage, no doubt.

    • LukeHandCool says:

      I had so much cabbage on St. Pat’s Day I was playing some loud music all night out of my butt! Cabbage, broccoli, and asparagus yeehaw!

  22. Because ICYMI says:

    Octopus :
    You have to pick a door. Just throw a rock against it and run, before you wake up the troll within.

    The door doesn’t open on garage #3, because they disconnected the power. I pick #3.

  23. Octopus says:

    Teh Fracking and Teh Warmening. That was easy, eh?

  24. Arachne says:

    Dear Liberals in my office – telling you I can’t have meat on a Friday because it’s Lent is not the equivalent of my soliciting your opinion of the Catholic Church.

    • Because says:

      Negative snark about islam: capital crime.

      Negative snark about Catholicism: enlightenment and sensitivity.

    • trebob says:

      No one said ‘good for you’? (my standard answer to religious dietary adherence) ‘sides that the price you have to pay for Mardi Gras. 🙂

  25. LukeHandCool says:

    Is Charlene still having a boner over Glenn Greenwald (who happens to be as queer as a $3 bill)?

    • Captain Death says:

      Charlene is as fruity as Gore Vidal.

    • Arachne says:

      I think Funky Chunk has a boner for Greenwald as much as he has one for Sullivan. Personally, I think he gave up getting girls awhile ago as exhibited by the fact that we have had no further word on unMata Hairy. Maybe she ran like an Olympic sprinter when hay fever season was over and she regained her sense of smell.

      • Captain Death says:

        I think Charlene does have man crushes on left wing gays such as Sullivan and Greenwald. Ever since un Mata Hari dumped him he has been exploring his inner woman and probably likes what I sees. I always felt that Andrew Sullivan’s obsession with torture was an indication that he had a fantasy of being held down and buggered by some ugly, hairy Muslims. Therefore his obvious anti-Semitsm from his perverted point of view makes perfect sense.

      • Because says:

        His inner woman? Has that got anything to do with moobs? Eww.

  26. Captain Death says:

    Arachne :
    Dear Liberals in my office – telling you I can’t have meat on a Friday because it’s Lent is not the equivalent of my soliciting your opinion of the Catholic Church.

    In your office I would expect nothing but girly man vegans.

    • trebob says:

      The Chinese are such libertarian, tea bagging, right wing racists.

      • Because Hunan Rice says:

        And climate deniers. You can’t forget the Chinese climate denial. And they have bots. Chinese bots all over his site, having nonconsensual sex with his REGEX. And … OMG … HUNAN RICE!!!!!

      • Octopus says:

        I missed the part where Chunky deemed Hunan Rice to be racist — what the hell was he blubbering about, there? Didn’t have anything to do with criticism of Susan Rice, did it? Because I know that’s very, very racist.

      • d says:

        He got into it with someone (was it albusteve?) for disagreeing with him fairly respectfully. Then when that person commented that they were heading out for the local Hunan joint Chunk trumped it up as some kind of racial offense and banned him. Typical classy NOT post rational Chunk.

  27. Octopus says:

    China remains unsure about the role of the First Lady. The country is supposed to be led by a consensus of politicians, and it is nervous about the wives of its leaders.

    “The last high profile politician’s wife we had was Madame Mao,” remarked one local government official ahead of Mrs Obama’s visit. “And that did not turn out so well.” Jiang Qing, Chairman Mao’s fourth wife, was executed for her crimes during the Cultural Revolution.

    Well…”tree of Liberty,” and all that.

  28. Octopus says:

    Little Green Footballs™

  29. stabby says:

    I’d just like to reiterate for the record that my middle initial isn’t “Ƭ̵̬̊.” This has been a public service announcement.

  30. trebob says:

    Octopus :
    I missed the part where Chunky deemed Hunan Rice to be racist — what the hell was he blubbering about, there? Didn’t have anything to do with criticism of Susan Rice, did it? Because I know that’s very, very racist.

    It wasn’t Hunan rice that was racist, it was Brookly Red who was deemed racist and subsequently banned by the Charles after she had some take away Hunan rice. I think it was take away. Hopefully someone has a link.

    • Octopus says:

      Sounds like it was about as logical as the rest of Chunky’s output.

    • d says:

      Yes that’s who it was. I was thinking ablusteve aka hoosierhoops. But it was BR. It was a senseles baiting and banning but par for the course for post sentient Chunk looking to purge his blog of any remaining anti-Idiotarian strains.

  31. Because says:

    Octopus :
    I missed the part where Chunky deemed Hunan Rice to be racist — what the hell was he blubbering about, there? Didn’t have anything to do with criticism of Susan Rice, did it? Because I know that’s very, very racist.

    Rice criticism:

    Condoleeza – not racist.
    Susan – RACIST!!!!

  32. Octopus says:

    Jerry Rice – RACIST AS HELL, BRO!
    Anne Rice – not racist

    • rightymouse says:

      Two butt-ugly women who brought on the lawsuit were the first to get married. Can I hear a Halleluja??? 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Halleluja! Hip-hip-hooray! 🙂

        I wish they would all get married, so they can settle down about this issue and move on to something else. Like, say, the non-happening Warmening. What’s up with that?!

  33. Bunk X says:

    trebob :

    Octopus :
    I missed the part where Chunky deemed Hunan Rice to be racist — what the hell was he blubbering about, there? Didn’t have anything to do with criticism of Susan Rice, did it? Because I know that’s very, very racist.

    It wasn’t Hunan rice that was racist, it was Brookly Red who was deemed racist and subsequently banned by the Charles after she had some take away Hunan rice. I think it was take away. Hopefully someone has a link.

  34. Bunk X says:

    Stranahan’s looking for people to interview. Line forms at years ago.

  35. Pakimon says:

    The corpulent failed photographer is just glad he has a resource of images that he can post and imply that they’re his work. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Mustn’t forget to pimp your malware infested trainwreck of a blog while your at it, right Chunkles?

      Best not mention that nobody will be able to see those wonderful imbedded Getty photos because they’ll be buried behind numerous pop-ups featuring Asian sex ads unless you fork over $80.00 $79.95.

      Or use the Firefox browser with the AdBlocker plugin. 😆

  36. Juan Epstein says:

    Malaysian rice.

    Mind blown.

  37. rightymouse says:

    We need to wake this place up. Here’s my contribution. Mostly for the gals, though. 🙂

    • iSpeakJive says:

      My my. I bet they call him Brian Hawt.

      • rightymouse says:

        He’s Hawt no matter what. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Heheh…yeah. He was involved a bit of controversy a little while back, when this popular gay model’s “Dark Horse” parody was deemed too hawt for the YouTube. Here’s a little taste, but you’ll have to go to his website for the uncut version:

        Don’t hurt yourselves! 😉

  38. Because olo olololo ololololololo hahahaha hohohoho lolol lolololol says:

    • Octopus says:

      The official Russian response to Rice’s statement:

    • Juan Epstein says:

      “And the rest of the world?”

      India and China are supporting Putin.

      That’s almost 3 billion, no?

      Pretty racist to discount 3 billion non whites.

  39. Because Black Helicopters says:

  40. Because garage mahal says:

  41. d says:

    Because if you disagree with whatever is the current version of Ponytail Boy you must be SHTOOPID:

    Lolwut: Rick Santorum Says Rand Paul Is Allied With Barack Obama
    Not a smart man

    Here’s Rick Santorum’s (wealthy, successful lawyer, Penn rep, US Senator) retarded mumblings in actual context that Fat Jazzy Boy thinks his immature rantings are so superior to:

    “I see the Rand Paul wing of the Republican Party for what it is: allied with Barack Obama’s foreign policy,” he said.

    Obama’s foreign policy is dangerous, he said, because it is passive and invites foreign aggression, such as the Russian seizure of Ukraine’s Crimean region.

    “What we’ve seen over time is the President [Barack Obama] serially deferring, backing away from red lines or lines in the sand, saying that the U.S. needs not to be involved in all these things [and] You send a signal,” Santorum said.

    “You can deliver a positive message for the country on national security without saying we need to be in a war in every country, which of course we can’t do, and we wouldn’t,” he said.

    “But that doesn’t mean we need to disengage. There’s a cost to disengagement,” he said

    Read more:

  42. d says:

    Many of Chunk’s ads on LGF are just scams. One claims some guy picks nothing but investment winners. So uh you know give him money to learn his secrets and then you’ll make a fortune in the market. Another claims how to retire wealthy. Let me guess, it entails giving you money first?

    Chunk’s nothing but a cheap low life scammer. If Kevin Trudeau weren’t going to jail you can bet he’d be advertising on LGF.

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky McDumbth is like the Ed Snowden of knowing just which low-life ad-scams are perfect for making your blog smell all swampy and fetid. You go, Fatass!

    • Bunk X says:

      “Want a government surplus jeep for just $44? Send $10 and we’ll tell you how!”
      A friend and I did just that – got a five page list of government auction sites.

  43. Because didn't you say that yesterday? says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Charlie’s perseverating again today.

      • Juan Epstein says:

        Apparently there is a new popular site that lets you search anyone’s first tweet.

        He definately spent hours on it scouring all his enemies’ first tweets.

        Looking for ideological purity.

  44. ChenZhen says:

    I believe this is the first evidence -that CJ actually leaves the house- we’ve had in quite some time!

    (assuming it is a recent photo; I remember the birds on the beach one was recycled).