Facebook bot

Playing the victim is one of Charles Johnson’s favorite tactics. He likes to present the narrative of a man under seige by sinister forces. To Charles, everything is a plot and he is one of the targets. In the latest “poor me” rant, Charles tweets out that a Facebook bot is collecting data from LGF.

Poor Charles, Facebook is being mean to him!

Charles Johnson needs to man up and stop with his pathetic pity act.


146 Comments on “Facebook bot”

  1. HaikuMan says:

    But is it Facebook?
    Is it just a menu board?
    Breitbart Breitbart LOL

  2. O' Pakimon says:

    First it was the BRC stealing all the strawberries on Chunky’s site.

    Then it was invasions by Chinese spambots.

    Now it’s Facebook bots.

    I thought The Bog was impregnable due to The Chunkster’s “mad coding skillz”. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      I think “Facebook Bot” is about as real as the hate mail from TEA Party groups. Which is about as real as that story about the chick breaking into the Bears’ house.

  3. Juan Epstein says:


  4. trebob says:

    Think I’ll go with Monsieur Epstein on this one. I never heard of FB running spiders and it’s not obvious through Google (although my Google-fu could be stronger). Why would they? Why would they crawl LGF where the users are like mushrooms? This is Charles trying to make himself seem important IMO.

  5. d says:

    Say that quickly 10 times in a row without saying Face Boot Balk or Fate Book Boss

    • trebob says:

      “Facebook Bot”
      “Facebook Bot”
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      Ciece of pake.

  6. d says:

    I just hope they don’t steal his shiny buttons.

  7. trebob says:

    Maybe this is Charles getting ready to back up Snowden on his claims: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/mar/12/snowden-nsas-quantumhand-uses-doppelganger-faceboo/

  8. Octopus says:

    Where would Our Fatass be, without Garage Boy having his back on Twitter? 😆

    RT @20committee: @joshuafoust I honestly don’t think Conor could sound dumber if he tried. 17 minutes ago
    RT @joshuafoust: Your latest ignorant rambling about intel community things he clearly doesn’t know Atlantic Columnist http://t.co/GMoCpYcx… 18 minutes ago
    RT @60th_Street: @CarrieBellatrix lol! your boringness is evidenced by his need to obsess over your TL and harass you. nice work! @charles… 18 minutes ago
    RT @DCPlod: I can’t tell you how shocked I am that a site that put Joe Lieberman in blackface engages in sexism as well as racism. 23 minutes ago
    Heh. Add Daniel Wright, Max Blumenthal and Rania Khalek to your list of Kremlin tools. 23 minutes ago
    RT @20committee: Just shocked how vicious Firedoglake is to @RosieGray after they were so fair and judicious in their smears of me. Shocked… 27 minutes ago
    Welp, according to my exit polling, .@firedoglake sucks. 29 minutes ago
    RT @DCPlod: Firebaggers gonna douchebag. 30 minutes ago
    RT @Green_Footballs: Wow. Quite a nasty little series of smear attacks on FireBagLake and Truthdig today. Oddly enough, targeted at critics… 30 minutes ago
    RT @TrumpDog1: @allanbrauer Is that site still up? Last time I ventured over there, a tumbleweed rolled across my desktop. 30 minutes ago

  9. Octopus says:


    She’s still a ball of fire, that girl. No wonder Chunky hates, envies, obsesses over and loves her. 😆

    The story about the puppies made me want to frogmarch Fat Toad to the Hague. 😡

    • trebob says:

      It was always Pam’s puppies that Charles wanted to play with. Perhaps he felt ‘froggy’ at the PJM event and gave Pam his patented ‘I got your blog daddy’ line after which she told him to march his sorry ass back to the Culver City bunker where he remains today.

  10. Voltaire's Crack says:

    NSA sub-contracted Facebook to find all of the deleted comments.

    Because Charles is important. A somebody. A contender.

    Like Greenwald.

  11. Voltaire's Crack says:

    If someone was selling the user data of registrants on his website, would it be convenient to blame Facebook now if at some later point users realized their data was not safe had landed in the hands of others?

    Just asking questions.

  12. Octopus says:

    What a sad tool. 😦

  13. Octopus says:

    Is he actually paying Garage Boy?

  14. rightymouse says:

    You’re one exciting dude, Charlie. Just please don’t tweet about your potty excursions. M’kay?? 🙄

  15. I wonder what happened to the days when CJ trapped those bots in his code geek “tar pit” or whatever?

    Facebook bot must be too much for him.

  16. Because says:

    Distorted message. It’s not “facebook bot”, it’s “face in my bottom”.

  17. Pakimon says:

    Noticed the “smilies” have mutated.

    Going to try a couple to see what I get.

    😈 :mrgreen:

  18. Because says:

  19. JimboXL says:

    Facebook might as well be a privately contracted arm of the NSA, I doubt there’s a wall of separation anymore. Same for Google, who of I’m not mistaken was using a NASA facilities for its owner’s or company jet.

  20. LGFisputrid says:

    Meanwhile, back at the swamp, Chunk concedes Putin won. And as retribution for Russia taking Crimea, the Obama administration calls Netanyahu to complain about Israeli officials criticizing them for being weak. Kerry is such a pitbull.

    • Because says:

      And … climate!

    • Arachne says:

      I hope we don’t have any workers currently out at the space station. You know, since RUSSIA is the only way we can bring them back.

      • LGFiscrap says:

        I’m waiting to hear O’s statement on the Ukraine. I’m sure it will be brilliant. Putin is going to up the game at this point if only to negotiate a settlement that will give international recognition of annexation of the Crimea.

  21. Because ICYMI says:

    • LGFisputrid says:

      With opponents like Obama, Putin doesn’t need propagandists anyway.

      • JimboXL says:

        That’s rough, time for another tax-payer funded vacation for Michelle and the girls. Who knew winning the presidency would be like winning the lottery?

  22. dezes157 says:

    Mark Zuckerberg is spying on the Johnson, the walls are crumbling, the riders of the apocalypse have descended upon him and super quakes shake his gated trailer, But hey hey Chucky loves the NSA

    • LGFisputrid says:

      It’s funnier than that really. Facebook bots stall people’s identities and create Facebook pages with them. That said why create a fake Facebook page with an unpopular chunk follower? The point is to copy someone with a lot of influence to get a lot of Facebook friends and then steal their identities. Stealing avatars off of schmuck’s site doesn’t really fit with the MO. Fake names, no pics, no friends. Lolwut.

      • dezes157 says:

        Chuck is lying, but he must play the victim card on a regular basis, so someone must say… “I am so sorry Charles”
        His anemic ego demands support.

  23. swamprat says:

    stabby :How do I green emote? 😀 🙂 ^_^

    Think enviously.

  24. Al gore's grip says:

    stabby :
    How do I green emote? 😀 🙂 ^_^

    fork over some loot, then bend over and ask for carbon credits

  25. Octopus says:

    Brocode illustrated in gif-form: http://tinyurl.com/kn7fyg2

    Bros before hoes, bitches.

  26. Pakimon says:

    CNN’s Bon Lemon is theorizing that Flight 370 disappeared up Chunky’s ass. 😆


  27. d says:

    stabby :How do I green emote? 😀 🙂 ^_^

    That’s gonna be an extra $79.99. But for you? $79.99.

    • Octopus says:

      Not one of Chunky Poo-Stabby’s better trollings, I must say. Weak sauce, Fatass. What about our mothers, wives and daughters, all taking Ron Jeremy up the old dirt road?

  28. Octopus says:

    Still the best pic of Al Gore: http://tinyurl.com/p6yhcwv

    …but this gem came close, in this winter of our thin-content: http://tinyurl.com/qhlfowl

  29. yoshisen says:

    Super genius Chuckles doesn’t know what a \robot.txt file is. Big shock.

  30. d says:

    Pakimon :CNN’s Bon Lemon is theorizing that Flight 370 disappeared up Chunky’s ass. 😆

    Because CNN is dedicated to science. So far Lemon has suggested the super natural and a random black hole might have taken flight 370. Here’s his latest theory:

    • Arachne says:

      I favor the recreation of the pilot episode of “Lost” myself.
      Look for floating island and an obnoxious doctor.

  31. Because says:

  32. Octopus says:

    The Obamacare Party is over, and the hangover is brutal!



    But…Chunky said 74% of people were overjoyed, even “over-the-moon” about their Obamacare health coverage. Do I sense a disconnect?

  33. d says:

    Because science! The first few lines are comical comparing our era to the Romans with elites vs. commoners. Except now the commoners all own cars, big screen TVs, computers and cell phones and swim in a sea of information, data and connectedness. But gosh darn it, it’s settled and scientifical that the only way forward is through Marxist wealth redistribution. Teh scientists said so! Did you know they also think billions will die from Teh Global Warmening so we must subject ourselves to a global nationalistic Communist government comprised of nations who just happen to be eyeing all our stuff? Ain’t science great!! No wonder the leftist Chunk is a big NASA buff.

    Here’s How NASA Thinks Society Will Collapse – Too much inequality and too few natural resources could leave the West vulnerable to a Roman Empire-style fall


    • d says:

      *nationalist = I meant internationalist.

    • Arachne says:

      Thank goodness they aren’t the National Aeronautics and History Administration. The Roman Empire fell because of excessive taxation, free goodies for all the citizens, and the indescriminate bestowing of citizenship. They had conquered the World for goodness sake – they weren’t “running out” of anything.

      • Because says:

        Not only that, it never really “fell”. It just morphed into the Holy Roman Empire. The peons didn’t suffer; the elites did.

        Which explains a lot about who’s all worked up about this crap.

  34. Because Waaaaaah!!! says:

    • Ben Hur says:

      Uhh….You’re not allowed to bro=opt another ethnic groups rhetoric, remember?

    • LGFiscrap says:

      I just had to share this. Happy warrior is a genius! A genius!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Wed, Mar 19, 2014 6:27:08pm
      Given Rand’s own stated problem with the Civil Rights Act of 1964, this is really something he should shut his mouth about but he won’t because he’s an arrogant asshole. Pretty telling that Rand was awfully quiet about the NSA in the Bush years.

      So let me help him because he’s really fucking stupid.
      Rand campaigned for Ron during the 2008 campaign and Ron was against the patriot act. NSA, New World Order, fiat currency, surveillance blah blah blah. (I am not a Paul fan). Anyway, So, yes, he did “speak out”, albeit not on a failed musician’s blog. Also, Rand started his own political career in 2009 and became senator in 2011. So it would kinda makes sense that he’d be speaking out now, since he’s like a senator and all.

      Pretty telling that happy warrior is apparently a half wit and a major contributor to fatboys blog.

  35. Octopus says:

    New emoticons blow chunks. 😡

    • Because says:

      Agreed. Ever notice how software “improvements” rarely are?

      • Octopus says:

        So true. Except for Mouse-Ka-Mania. That was a game-changer.

      • Because says:

        What I want to know is why did XP work so much better 5 years ago? I got a hunch that the “updates” aren’t in my interest.

        Fukitol. I’m going Linux on my next box. Who needs this Mickysoft crap?

    • iSpeakJive says:

      I can’t even tell them apart, the faces are too small on the ipad. Sucky.

  36. Because Greenwald Greenwald Greenwald lol says:

    • LGFiscrap says:

      He’s really lacking in self awareness aint he? Also, he’s misrepresenting Greenwald. Greenwald tweet, makes perfect sense in context of the accusations made in the linked to article:
      ” we now have the fine art of peeling off the disaffected, by which I mean, in these heady days, the ‘bro-dude’ segment which has a technology-sector boner for the likes of Rand Paul. Although they claim to be socially liberal, mention the fact that Republicans are closing down women’s healthcare clinics and they’ll tell you that “Clapper lied!” Some Republicans, like Rand Paul, question the need for minimum wage laws, and you get “Drones!” Gay marriage…. “NSA!” You get the idea.

      All of those are real problems for real Americans, but some are more real on a daily basis for most Americans. But for the bro-dude faction which is generally white, male, young, employed, privileged and tech-obsessed, it all get filed under what Nader once called “gonadal politics.”

      If it’s not in their wheelhouse and if it affects someone else, here: have a bitcoin and call someone who cares.”

      So what was Greenwald’s response?

      “I’m not in the groups victimized by drones, surveillance, or militarism, so I don’t care about those”

      Fatfuck-you’ve gone and made me defend Greenwald. Here’s an edit for your tweet:

      Charles Johnson grossly misrepresents a tweet by Glenn Greenwald in response to an article by @tbogg in order to attack a Jew: https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/446648583484239874

      It’s way more accurate.

      • Arachne says:

        Also, as far as “grossly misrepresenting” goes, Jazzy Ponytail is so the West Coast Distribution Manager that he should have business cards printed up.

  37. LGFiscrap says:

    Fred Phelps has died. They’re gonna out-St Pancake themselves at the bog over this. They’ve got a blood lust, they’ll feed it now.

    • OLT's May His Evil Cult Pass With Him says:

      I’d dig Fred’s grave personally and visit every day to piss on it.

      Is that hate speech? Yeah, but in his case I advocated fighting fire with fire.

      But remember, don’t say anything bad about Teddy Kennedy (pregnancy swimming instructor) or you’ll get banned.

      So the instructive thing about the Bog won’t be the hatred. It will be the blindness to their massive hypocrisy (as well as Phelps’ conversion to a Republican political figure).

      • Arachne says:

        Someone suggested installing a urinal on his headstone just to make it easier. Personally, I hope the shitbag is on the highway to HELL with no traffic jams.

      • Because says:

        They built a special ghey bathhouse just for him. He’s going to have penis penis penis lol in every orifice for eternity.

      • rightymouse says:

        Phelps was a dedicated Donk & ass-hole.

        “Democratic Party
        Phelps has run in various Kansas Democratic Party primaries five times, but has never won. These included races for governor in 1990, 1994, and 1998, receiving about 15 percent of the vote in 1998.[45] In the 1992 Democratic Party primary for U.S. Senate, Phelps received 31 percent of the vote.[46] Phelps ran for mayor of Topeka in 1993[47][48] and 1997.[49]
        Phelps supported Al Gore in the 1988 Democratic Party presidential primary election.[49] In his 1984 Senate race, Gore had opposed a “gay bill of rights” and stated that homosexuality was not something that “society should affirm”), a position he had changed by 2000 when he had the support of homosexual advocacy groups for his presidential campaign. Phelps has stated that he supported Gore because of these earlier comments.[50] According to Phelps, members of the Westboro Baptist Church helped run Gore’s 1988 campaign in Kansas.
        During the 1992 presidential campaign, Phelps criticized Hillary Rodham Clinton during a speech he gave endorsing Bill Clinton’s presidential campaign at the University of Kansas on October 14, 1992. In 1996 Phelps and the Westboro church opposed Clinton’s re-election because of the administration’s support for gay rights. The entire Westboro congregation picketed a 1997 inaugural ball,[51] denouncing Vice President Al Gore as a “famous fag pimp” (Gore had changed his positions on gay rights since 1984). In 1998, Westboro picketed the funeral of Gore’s father, screaming vulgarities at Gore and telling him, “your dad’s in Hell”.”

      • Octopus says:

        It’s heartwarming to think of Freddie “Not Michael” Phelps dog-paddling through magma in the darkest pit of Hell. Swim, boy, swim!

      • gizbot7 says:

        Fred remind anyone else of The Tall Man from Phantasm?

    • Arachne says:

      At the Bog – you oughta see Zip’s place. No doubt Jazzy will try to spin this as the right wing icon being mourned but frankly, NO. Meaning he’ll have to resort to his usual smears, lies and exaggerations.

      • LGFiscrap says:

        But we don’t whine about how violent our patriarchal society is and how we need to be kinder and gentler. That’s what I meant, they’re so repressed they may explode into a blood orgy now that they have a legitimate target. Look at how close they come (cum?) talking about Pam and Greenwald etc.

  38. Because Greenwald Greenwald Greenwald lol says:

    • Arachne says:

      I see Fatass spared no expense in bringing out the thesaurus. Meanwhile, no one cares. 6 retweets, Chuck? Only 6? Geez, are your sycophants asleep?

      • d says:

        “I see Fatass spared no expense in bringing out the thesaurus”

        I like to see him try and pronounce nihilism.

      • Because says:

        “Poisonous, corrosive” is greenspeak. It means icky-poo. I’m surprised he didn’t work “toxic” in there somewhere.

    • KGB says:

      Movement and Charles Johnson have only a passing acquaintance.

    • d says:

      I saw that too. I figured out that you’re supposed to explain to Jack that he didn’t count far enough back from 127. He only counted back six single hash marks and arrived incorrectly at 121 instead of sixteen which would have had him correctly arrive at 111. The mechanical engineer assumed the small jumps were 10s but they’re clearly ones.

      I’m going to take a swag and guess the Common Core morons would say that this teaches creative “out of the box” thinking and not just boring Math right answers. I don’t give a shit. My kids go to private school. If our public society wants to teach kids confusing, overly time-consuming methods it’s fine with me. More job security for me and mine. 😉

  39. trebob says:

    I just heard on the radio that the Phelps’ family has asked that no one protest/picket Fred’s funeral.

    OMG! 😯

    You KNOW they’re all democrats now.

    • Because says:

      Picket? Let’s get a biker gang to show up and have a group urination.

    • Because says:

      A ghey biker gang. Yes, they do exist.

      Maybe after they’re done pissing all over the place, they can start giving each other public blow jobs. In leather. And not much else.

      • Octopus says:

        Because :
        A ghey biker gang. Yes, they do exist.
        Maybe after they’re done pissing all over the place, they can start giving each other public blow jobs. In leather. And not much else.

        Normally I’m opposed to such hairy PDA’s, but in this case I heartily approve. ‘Twould be awesome!

    • d says:

      They can’t be serious. His own words:

      Church members say they believe U.S. soldiers deserve to die because they fight for a country that tolerates homosexuality.

      The congregation is made up mostly of Phelps and his family. The pastor has 13 children, at least 54 grandchildren and seven great-grandchildren.

      He described himself as an “old-time” gospel preacher in a CNN interview in 2006, saying, “You can’t preach the Bible without preaching the hatred of God.”

      Drain said the freedom of expression fight waged by the church benefited all of society, including the news media.

      “It’s in everybody’s best interest, including yours, that those sidewalks remain a platform, a forum for open and robust debate,” he said.

      And what better place than his funeral to have an “open and robust” debate about what an dickhead Fred Phelps was.

    • Al gore's grip says:

      good luck with that

  40. Because so what's the temp in your garage now? says:

  41. HaikuMan says:

    A green emoji?
    That’s how you do it.

  42. Al gore's grip says:

    Fred Phelms ( D-Kan ) is taking it up the ass from Yassir Arafat. Sure Fred is a bit old for yassir but the devil wanted to welcome fred with the nastiest motherfucker in Hell, so yassir got the call out of the bullpen

  43. trebob says:

    rightymouse :
    I want a 🌯

    Stabby/Frank would say, Ron Jeremy has a burrito for you (or your wife, daughter, cat, somethin)..


  44. Al gore's grip says:


  45. Octopus says:

    Valu-Rite Vodka and Cheez-Whiz. Then, back to the tweets! O_o

  46. Arachne says:



  47. Al gore's grip says:

    on a completely serious note, Gus.

    who the flaming fucksticks tweets that they are going to the store?

    Get a life home slice!

  48. OLT's Pannus Pannus Pannus LOL says:

    trebob :
    eww! it came out all green.

    That’s what Jimmah said after his first date with Iceweasel!

  49. stabby says:

    o_O O_o
    Thanks rightymouse. The quote button versions are too hard class span = blah blah blah indeed!

    :mrgreen: 🐻 😮
    😕 🌯
    What’s |_| a can of spam?

  50. MInnow says:

    My heart is racing and a strange sweat has broken out on my brow. Shortness of breath…. please Gus come back to Twitter and shower us with your wisdom… this separation anxiety is almost too much…. do you REALLY need to tell us you are leaving? Couldn’t you just go and then come back without putting us into such an emotional dervish? Have you no soul Gus?

  51. d says:

    And this is the crossroads moment of which we have all dreaded. Gus, yes THE Gus has gone. He’s gone from our lives. We no longer get to know his every thought and enjoy his every utterance. I think we all know the ostensible “to the store” meant something much….higher. Greater even. I think our Gus has truly crossed over into a new plateau of existence. He has transcended. After having imprinted us with his keen ethical insight his work was pretty much done here on Earth. He has ascended to a higher moral plane. I sense he has spontaneously particalized into a powerful creature of light and quantum essence of goodness to look over mankind and ensure the dark and insideous nexus of the GOP/Nazi/Librotarian hordes cannot prevail.

    Then again, maybe he really did just run out of discounted pot pies, coffee, dull Bic razors and cheap booze.