LGF Thin Content Filler Post

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Once upon a time we posted subtext snark on Little Green Footballs and chuckled privately, but the tea is truly weak these days. It’s really beyond our control.

In the meantime let’s lighten up the previous thread with a brand new spanking clean state of the art cutting edge now more than ever wave of the future filler thread.

Have at it.

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111 Comments on “LGF Thin Content Filler Post”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Bad news! LGF content is getting thinner. And Charles is getting larger! 😆

  2. Because says:

    lol sıuəd sıuəd sıuəd

    • Octopus says:

      Glad BB is still alive and semi-coherent, but then he goes and writes this line: I was especially pleased to find a disco-era sci-fi novel set amidst a dark future in which a Mormon has become president and established a theocracy (we certainly dodged a bullet in ’12, eh?).

      Yeah, we sure lucked out. Phew. More morphine, please!

      • d says:

        That’s our Barrett. Just when you start to feel a little sorry for him he has to go and remind you what a scumbag he actually is.

      • Octopus says:

        d :
        That’s our Barrett. Just when you start to feel a little sorry for him he has to go and remind you what a scumbag he actually is.

        Yep.

  3. Because olo says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Et tu, Brute?? 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      But you’re just ‘reporting’ as you stalk/pester the living hell out of the latest objects of your LGF hatefest, i.e. Greenwald. Amirite? Asshole. 😆

    • swamprat says:

      “No matter what you do, there are some people who will be so damaged that they dedicate their lives from then on to stalking you”

      Just ask Pam Geller.

    • d says:

      Oh Noes!!! Chunky says we’z damaged!! Means so much coming from someone who’s reputation is so pristine and unblemished.

    • Bunk X says:

  4. rightymouse says:

    Speaking of assholes, here’s one from Salon. I know, you’re shocked! 😆
    While this guy is hating on his white prison of Irishness, I ‘m cooking up a lovely batch pf corned beef & cabbage.

    http://www.salon.com/2014/03/15/how_did_irish_americans_get_so_disgusting/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

    • Arachne says:

      CB&C is going to have to wait till next weekend…sigh. I have to put in some overtime at the office today (for those of you in the Swamp that are confused, that’s what occasionally happens when you have a J-O-B).

      • rightymouse says:

        Jobs are great! Have been able to raise 5 kids & put the youngest through private school. I thanked my boss recently for employing me these last 20 or so years. Have never minded that I’m on call 7/24 because he spoils me rotten too. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Isn’t it amazing, the whole concept? You put in an honest day’s work, and then they pay you? It’s like a magic formula, or something. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Amazing. Simply amazing! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Boy, Salon really gets the dregs, don’t they? 😆

      I knew this asshat would have a precious bio, so I googled him. Yep. He’s a home-schooler! Too precious for society. I wish I could puke some green beer on him, and give him a public high school wedgie for good measure… 😈

      http://www.salon.com/2009/09/28/confessions_homeschooler/

      • rightymouse says:

        His wife is an anarchist? Kewl! 😆
        I have no problem with home-schooling so long as it’s done for the right reasons. My SIL home-schooled her son after he brought home all ‘F’s’ on his report card. But she did it to avoid scrutiny because he was only in the 5th grade and she was being held accountable as a crappy parent, which is exactly what she was/is.

      • Because olo says:

        The real anarchists have moved on beyond homeschooling to unschooling. Google it.

      • d says:

        Don’t forget to cut his faggy hair while your at it. It’s what we bullying “normals” do.

    • d says:

      Irish Americans are disgusting?? So I guess it’s OK for me to say all Muslims sympathize with Isamists?

    • Bunk X says:

      “I’d put up with many choruses of “Danny Boy,” and many rounds of green-label Budweiser, to get back that feeling we briefly had of being an immigrant group that was trying to confront its history, and to see the prison of whiteness for what it really is.”

      I bet he’s a neonazi.

  5. swamprat says:

    ICYMI:

    Gen JC Xtian patriot ‏@JC_Christian ·11h
    .@Green_Footballs 11th anniversary of Rachel Corrie’s murder, Will you give to her foundation or make pancake jokes http://rachelcorriefoundation.org/

  6. Octopus says:

    @Green_Footballs and there’s always agitators who assume the purity position and make lots of noise when the line isn’t toad to their liking

    Oh, we know. We know.

  7. swamprat says:

    now playing on twitterwartheater;

    Liberals complaining about Russia.

    You can’t make this stuff up.

    Sniff. It’s so touching when they leave home.

    • swamprat says:

      Russia contributes to Global Warming: nada

      Russia oppresses her own citizens: zip

      Russia supports terror states: nothing

      Russia manipulates coups: crickets

      Russia kicks Israel in the teeth: bupkus

      Russia embarresses Obama OUTRAGE!

  8. Octopus says:

    GREE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EN-W-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AAALLLDDD!!

  9. Because olo says:

    Octopus :
    Glad BB is still alive and semi-coherent, but then he goes and writes this line: I was especially pleased to find a disco-era sci-fi novel set amidst a dark future in which a Mormon has become president and established a theocracy (we certainly dodged a bullet in ’12, eh?).
    Yeah, we sure lucked out. Phew. More morphine, please!

    That could have come straight from the fat fingers of Chuckles Johnson. Maybe Icky should let BB back in.

  10. Because olo says:

    Goose is so original. All RT’s except for one utoob.

  11. swamprat says:

    Johnson absolutely refuses to say a single negative word about:

    OBAMA
    SOROS
    MUSLIM EXTREMISTS
    WOMEN’S RIGHTS IN ISLAM

    It’s incredibly revealing

    • d says:

      the Obunglecare:
      website security
      website dysfunction
      website unreadiness
      lack of enrollment
      discouraging employment
      costing more
      nonsensical over-coverage
      unbonded and ignorant navigators
      prompting plan droppage
      flagrantly lied about repeatedly by the Preezydent

  12. trebob says:

    Charles Johnson absolutely refuses to say a single negative word about masturbation. It’s incredibly revealing.

  13. d says:

    Because relishing the demise of others is what Chunky does best.

    Founder of Westboro Baptist Hate Cult “On the Edge of Death” lgf.bz/1eHAvbr 53 minutes ago

    • Arachne says:

      Oh, but let a liberal like that piece of crap Ted Kennedy die and if we don’t express regret and sorrow oh, well, we’re just SOOOO intolerant. Hypocrite on Charles Johnson is like stupid on Cher.

      That being said, I wish him Phelps Satanspeed to the special place in HELL God’s reserved from him.

  14. d says:

    Because you’re only supposed not say single negative word about the Obungle administration.

    Greenwald absolutely refuses to say a single negative word about Russia. It’s incredibly revealing. 2 hours ago

    Cluebat to mediocre language skilled Chunky. Incredibly doesn’t mean very.

  15. d says:

    Is it just me or does it appear they sent Lavrov, the Reset guy, purely to mock Obungle. As in “here’s your Reset you dumb jackasses. We couldn’t care less about relations with you or your limp wristed, weak Preezydent”.

    RT @StateDept: During his call with Foreign Minister Lavrov, @JohnKerry restated the US will not recognize the outcome of the ongoing refer… 34 minutes ago

  16. OLT's No Need Of Frenemies says:

    swamprat :
    ICYMI:
    Gen JC Xtian patriot ‏@JC_Christian ·11h
    .@Green_Footballs 11th anniversary of Rachel Corrie’s murder, Will you give to her foundation or make pancake jokes http://rachelcorriefoundation.org/

    I am not obligated to feel badly for Barrett Brown or Rachel Corrie to dislike Stalker Charles.

  17. OLT's Um, Yeah, No Loss There says:

    d :
    Because relishing the demise of others is what Chunky does best.

    Founder of Westboro Baptist Hate Cult “On the Edge of Death” lgf.bz/1eHAvbr 53 minutes ago

    Fred Phelps? If the entire “church” disappeared on an aircraft, I would make LOST jokes without hesitation. I’ll miss Fred Phelps almost as much as I miss my kidneystones.

  18. OLT's Empty Fouled Nesters says:

    swamprat :
    now playing on twitterwartheater;
    Liberals complaining about Russia.
    You can’t make this stuff up.
    Sniff. It’s so touching when they leave home.

    Makes me wish I had a basement to throw one out of.

  19. d says:

    CJ = Chunk Johnson – wrote a Nazi blog while brainwashed, has a following of 11 dimwits, fell off his bike, house bound.
    JC = Jesus Christ – actually in the Holy Bible, had a huge following including 12 disciples, walked on water, ascended to Heaven.

    Proven. Chunk’s the anti-Christ.

  20. d says:

    Virginia just kicked Duke’s ass. Coach credits his faith in Christ. Incredibly revealing (note Incredibly = very in Chunkland). Liberal outrage to follow. Maybe Chunk and Gus can denounce him and demand his dismissal or stripping him of Coach of the Year on Twitter.

  21. Pakimon says:

    Charles Johnson absolutely refuses to say a single negative thing about butt-chugging Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

    It’s incredibly revealing.

    • rightymouse says:

      Or Harry Reid’s pederasty. Very, very, incredibly revealing.

      • Pakimon says:

        Or Killgore Trout’s racist trolling of blogs.

        Very, very, very super incredibly revealing. 😉

      • d says:

        Chunk has failed to denounce raping of infant cancer victims. I find this Incledibly, inclediby, inclediby and somewhat tellingly revelatorialy-ish kinda sumpin sumpin not cool.

  22. OLT's The Sun Also Rises says:

    d :
    Because the Chunkster puts Fred Phelps and the intimely dead Andrew Breitbart in the same category.

    Stalker Charles doing something stupid, unreasonable, or hyper-reactive is not exactly a news flash.

  23. d says:

    Remember how Chunky and LGF used to mock sternly worded denunciations that have no consequence or teeth whatsoever? Thems wuz good times! No more they are as Yoda would say.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/43176_White_House_Statement_on_Ukraine_and_the_Crimea_Referendum

    Oh and Chunkster and/or administrative minion losers, I just accessed LGF NOT on my employer’s server. Realized that’s what you had tagged to block me. So now, not on their server I’m blissfully free to access LGF to find Teh Moonbat Craziness totally unfettered and unharrassed by your petty low-lifeness losertude tactics. Better start checking the logs! I was there today. Maybe within the last few mintes. Maybe not. Correlate! Correlate! Must thwart teh stalkerz. LOL! 🙂

  24. d says:

    I’m not a Christian but I like ’em.

    Chunk’s not a Christian and he hates them.

    Who looks more like a bigot???

    Chunk, why are you such a terrible person?

    • Because olo says:

      Somebody needs to tell Michelle O. about Chunk. She could use him as an example of what cheetos does to an old white guy.

  25. OLT's Innie, Not Outie says:

    d :
    He’s a complete dick. I think we can agree to agree on that.

    I think he’s six inches short of a miropenis penis penis lol.

  26. d says:

    How’s UK doing? Wait don’t tell me I have them paused. I’m supposed to be rooting for them but they’re such idiots. Fantastic athletes but no sense whatsoever. Florida SHOULD win this.

  27. d says:

    Because the Russians have no respect for the celebutard Preezydent who’s more worried about Global Retard Climate Change-itude Teh Stupit Faux Cause de Gayness.

    RT @MaximEristavi: Meanwhile the chief of Putin’s media empire goes on air with threats to turn US into “radioactive dust” if needed http:/… 1 hour ago

  28. swamprat says:

    d :How’s UK doing? Wait don’t tell me .

    They’re still socialistic, while their country labors under the burden of progressive economic misconceptions.

    Hope that helps.

  29. Pakimon says:

    Gators back up by 6 with just over 5 minutes remaining.

  30. Pakimon says:

    Wow…59 to 53 Gator lead with 3:12 left.

    Can’t believe Florida blew a 16 point lead. 😡

  31. Pakimon says:

    If the Gators blow this game, I’m going to be typing lots of very very very super incredibly profane words!!!11111 😡 😆

  32. Because olo says:

  33. Pakimon says:

    Holy crap!

    Kentucky ball and down by one with 12 seconds left.

    Get ready for either sighs of relief or above threatened profanity…stand by.

    • Pakimon says:

      PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!

      Kentucky not even able to get a shot off.

      Florida dodged a major bullet but…..SEC Champions!

      Boo-yah!

    • d says:

      Yay! My guys lost but I get to be right!!! Woo hoo!

      So maybe the jerks will stick around next year and form a real team instead of believing that crap about Calipari recruiting NBA players for one year. Dream on you big dummies! 😉

  34. Because hey, remember the hobo camps in 1937? says:

  35. Doppel Milyo says:

    all of you Detroiters, today is one of the best days of the year. for those of us that are runners it is also a great day
    for those of us that are running the London marathon this spring…..that would be me: it was a day to run a 5K in global warming conditions so fucking cold all of the water at the stations ( not that I would even consider taking water in a 5K…puhlease) was FROZEN SOLID. a pothole filled 8ish min per mile trek followed by whisky and hipster beers at slows

    if you are local you get it, if you are gus you live in fucking garage and if you are Charles you are just fat impotent and sad that your retirement account is empty

    • d says:

      🙂 Nice doppel! I’ve done several of the 5ks and love them. I’ll never do a marathon but good on ya for that ya beast 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I’m kind of fully mostly over running, except for a few miles per week on my treadmill, but you were running with my road-obsessed sis-in-law today, Dop. She goes for the times, too, so if you saw a redheaded 45-yr-old Birmingham gal going all-out, it might have been her. 🙂

  36. poteen2 says:

    Content elsewhere; See Hotair

    Yeah… fat chance, guys. In the same speech, Maduro evidently referred to these conspiratorial agitators as a whole lot of “Chuckies.” Yes, like the horror-film doll. via Reuters:

  37. Whatever man says:

    Mini-poll. When Fred Phelps passes on, the subsequent LGF thread will most resemble:

    a. an Irish wake
    b. a New Orleans jazz funeral
    c. a Roman Bacchanal

    • Because says:

      d. A Junior High food fight.
      e. the dorky kids who ended up covered in spaghetti after the Junior High food fight.
      f. the dorky kids who ended up covered in spaghetti and walking home with tighty-whiteys up their bums after the Junior High food fight.
      g. …

      • Bunk X says:

        g. A lot of comments by Alouette in lolcatspeak with a lot of purple Hurr Durrs in Comic Sans.

  38. Because olo bumf says:

  39. Octopus says:

    Some basketball fans might have seen UM getting pantsed by MSU today, which gave me some painful internal twinges. As I’ve explained before, the wife and I are both UM grads and faithful sports-loons, but now we have our baby in the Spartan green, soaking up tuition-monies and forcing a new perspective. I have always respected Tom Izzo and the job he has done with Spartans basketball, but now I have a new maize-and-blue hero in John Beilein, who has resurrected Wolverine basketball from the ashes of corruption and whatnot that prevailed previously. Today was a rough one, but the Big Dance looms. Let’s see what happens.

  40. Octopus says:

    Greenwald’s cultish followers are all worked up today. Wonder why? 1 hour ago
    Glenn Greenwald’s main cash cow is under the protection of kindly Mother Russia. No wonder he won’t criticize her. lgf.bz/1iT5r01 1 hour ago
    Observations on Evasiveness, Featuring Glenn Greenwald lgf.bz/1iT5r01 2 hours ago

    Trollery? 😆

  41. Bunk X says:

    swamprat :
    ICYMI:
    Gen JC Xtian patriot ‏@JC_Christian ·11h
    .@Green_Footballs 11th anniversary of Rachel Corrie’s murder, Will you give to her foundation or make pancake jokes http://rachelcorriefoundation.org/

    https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/397270365841264640

    https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/445402496895164416

  42. Abu says:

    My struggling Blackhawks beat the injury plagued Red Wings tonight. Sadly, Octo’s Wings are outside the play-off scene looking in. Tough day indeed.

  43. d says:

    Hoisting a gin for Saint Pancake tonight. She was a true useful idiot of the dumbest caliber. I feel sorry for her family that they had a beautiful girl who willingly and and happily decided to be a stooge for murderous Islamist scum. And got ran over by a steam shovel for her trouble. And I feel true sorrow for the poor driver who was more of a victim. He never even saw her or knew he crushed her. But was wracked with guilt when he found out.