Alouette asks for Infant bullet proof vests

Florida’s gun laws has created paranoia among the LGFers. Alouette asks if there are bullet proof vests for infants.

Bulletproof Vest

Alouette really is ignorant about the state of Florida and our gun laws.


68 Comments on “Alouette asks for Infant bullet proof vests”

  1. Paki the Spelin Nawtsee says:

    So that’s what he’s doing. 🙄

    Nothing like a little cyber-fellatio of the unicorn messiah to drum up some “retweets” and “favorites”. 😆

    • St. Pancake says:

      President Obama is being Putin’s bitch to troll the right wing. FIFY phat phuck.

    • icekoldebassman says:

      Chunk, face it … no one of any import gives a rat’s ass what you think or say. You play to an audience of other infantile mopes and intellectually challenged/dishonest garbage bags.

  2. Pakimon says:

    But…but…but why isn’t the Unicorn Messiah DOING something about this with his awesomeness?!

    Oh, that’s right. He’s too busy “trolling” the right wing with the power of science or something.

    • Octopus says:

      We should invade Syria, figure out which side hates us less, fight off the Russians, Iranians and other assorted terror-cartels, subdue the unruly population with cash handouts and tasty treats? Install a democracy, guarantee safe elections? Build them an economy not solely dependent on fossil fuels?

      Good call, Furious. We’ll get right on that, after the election. We’ll have more wiggle-room then.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      What do they need? MOAR WEAPONZ? I’m sure Curious Burkha knows a nice little charity that will gladly take your $$ to buy a shipload of weapons from Iran or Russia whilst promising it to poor orphans and widows.

      • Octopus says:

        Hell, I know of such “charities” right here in Michigan. FB is probably the secretary of at least one.

    • Barraco Barner says:

      Most aren’t Syrian.

  3. Octopus says:

    From the, “Everyone I Disagree With Is Completely Insane”-file:

    Is Rand Paul the latest manifestation of a weird trend of bad craziness in US politics? 38 minutes ago

    Rand Paul Has a Plan to Save Ukraine, and It’s Completely Insane 55 minutes ago

    Given Fatass’s well-documented gift for projection, I think it’s safe to say he’s been informed by many medical and social work professionals that he is certifiable and needs help desperately. Yes, Chunky, we know about your problems. We still dig ya, baby.

  4. Because Treyvon says:


  5. iSpeakJive says:

    Who/whats an Overlord?

    • Octopus says:

      Not sure, Jive, but I do know an Overload when I see one. I see one everyday, right here. Tweeting his fool head off.

  6. Octopus says:

    This is for Chunky McDumbth and Lidane…a little gift of hope.

  7. Octopus says:

    Would a bulletproof vest save a 6-month-old fetus from being sectioned, scraped and suctioned from the womb? Maybe a bit more body-armor is in order?

    • OLT's War On Unborn Women says:

      A vest cannot protect the head, which is where the scissors go in this particular Progressive religious rite.

    • LGFiscrap says:

      Vicious is supposedly an observant Jew-if she is, she does not support abortion at least not the way Chunk does.

  8. OLT's Seriously, I'm Not Joking, This Is How It Works says:

    Octopus :
    Not sure, Jive, but I do know an Overload when I see one. I see one everyday, right here. Tweeting his fool head off.

    Boys, boys, boys, apparently the latest spawn of its foul brood lives in Florida, which, as we know, is the EPICENTER of DANGER to CHILDREN because TRAYVON.

    My advice: Move to a diverse neighborhood in central Chicago or Detroit with ample access to “women’s health care options”.

    It is a proven Lefty FACT that abortion SAVES LIVES by application of SCIENCE. I know you two are denialists and worse, so I’ll spell it out:
    1) Abortions for everyone, any time, all the time, kill ’em all
    3) Eternal peace and prosperity

    Now, I know you two will get all picky and racist about the supposedly missing so-called “Step 2”, but I can explain it so that even you ignernt subhumans can understand. Once we kill all the babies, the population of carbon-spewing humans will decrease. Criminals are a percentage of the population, so crime will also go down. Once we get all the cons … err, extra people removed, there will be more PIE for everyone, and we will all live happily ever-after in the fourth-world shell of the former greatest nation on Earth. So get with the program or get the boot of our hired gun-toting lackeys (ewww, guns) on your necks. We are deadly serious about peace and diversity, and we will kill everyone who disagrees because they are BAD.

  9. Doppel Milyo says:

    if you were really that concerned about the safety of infants you might send your infant Kevlar sleepers to Chicago

    you know, where guns are illegal and shit

    and lots are dying

  10. dwells38 says:

    Just for Chunky….

  11. Because Uh-oh paragraph 29 says:

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      paragraph 29 comes AFTER paragraph 18

      I smell a Koch brothers TRAP!

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Chuck, Chuck, Chuck.
      No, the headline says “How the NSA Plans to Infect “Millions.” Keyword: Plans.

      But it also says 80-100K implants were being monitored by humans as of 2 years ago, and the whole point is to automate collection so they can “massively scale” this number.
      TURBINE enables “industrial-scale exploitation.”
      “potentially millions”

  12. Because Is Chucky about to pivot? says:

    • iSpeakJive says:

      He’ll just say he’s had “reservations” all along! Sure.
      Chuckie, the government is duping you!!!

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        the Koch brothers and Greensnow have gotten to Feinstein!!!

        DERPCON 5 !!

      • Arachne says:

        No doubt he voted for Feinstein (and Boxer too, probably). After all, they count on butt munches like Fatass to keep them in office.

  13. Because blind goose finds a nut says:

    • HaikuMan says:

      Twitter drives no votes?
      So much for Chuck’s influence!
      (Course, no one reads him)

    • trebob says:

      Umm, which morons would vote based on what they read on twitter? Maybe Ludwig had a point.

    • LGFiscrap says:

      I like the last 3 of Gas’ tweets reference Obama’s foreign policy successes: The ME, Venezuela and Ukraine. What an idiot.

    • Arachne says:

      No, dumbshit – they used their brains and read about the issues. What’s the matter – you mean Fatass McButtpimple couldn’t swing the votes in Florida like NY-23?

  14. trebob says:

    Because, PARAGRAPH 29!

  15. Because says:

    Comment 17, and paragraphs 18 and 29.

  16. Doppel Milyo says:

    trebob :
    Umm, which morons would vote based on what they read on twitter? Maybe Ludwig had a point.

    Obama loyalists

  17. trebob says:

    Charles has that totally wrong (both in headline and content) Palin article on his website and has since 2010. Where does he get off talking about GG’s “exaggerating”?

  18. trebob says:

    I wish I could work the twitter better:

    • Octopus says:

      I know! Thank God for the PC police, keeping racist conservatives in check. Too bad they can’t keep racist Lefties like SNL and the Race Brothers Tim in check, but…baby-steps.

      • OLT's Poor Spanky says:

      • Arachne says:

        Because we know that PC police is only for Republicans – those in the LEFT wing media as well as Hasbeen McAsswipe can use all the slurs and smears they want!!

  19. dwells38 says:


    RT @MarquardtA: Pro-Moscow #Crimea PM tweets that Obama is receiving #Ukraine PM today in the same room Clinton received Lewinsky. https://… 29 minutes ago

  20. Because it's at the top of Drudge, Chunky says:

  21. dwells38 says:

    Octopus :
    I know! Thank God for the PC police, keeping racist conservatives in check. Too bad they can’t keep racist Lefties like SNL and the Race Brothers Tim in check, but…baby-steps.

    Funny that Chunk would make this point. Can you imagine what LGF commenters would say if they didn’t have the BAN STICK poised over them at all times?! Oh wait Chunk you fat idiot. There’s no real constructive dialogue on LGF anymore, is there? That was Dr. Ben’s point which wizzed right by your piggy face. But no real surprise you would miss a point made by a great and honorable man and insults hurl a lowly hateful jibe. Gosh, who should we pay attention to?? Once again let’s compare resumes:

    Chunky Boo Boo Johnson (white and over-privileged):
    – Mediocre sideman guitar hack – main accolade: won George Duke’s Grammy somehow. Then stole his van.
    – Confused turncoat blogger who wuz misled er something
    – Once wrote a book about the LGF story but it was while he was brainwashed by evil wingnuts. So who cares?
    – Faux pro and now ex-biker
    – Failed at fitness, now obese – just in time for everyone to see it on TV! Uses same picture from 15 yrs ago, last time he wasn’t fat.
    – Pathetic Twitter addict that everyone ignores. Tries to bra strap and pony tail female twitteres.
    – Sadly now claims things about his glory years like they supposedly begged him to “come”( but not speak?) to CPAC. Who knows what the truth is from this whack job!
    – Bitter and hateful and angry at everyone. Hurls insults willy nilly and even regularly threatens his blog commenters and fellow twitterers.

    Now let’s look at Dr. Ben Carson (black and originally under-privileged):
    – Brilliant celebrated pediatric surgeon and neuroscientist.
    – Wealthy author with six, count ‘em six bestsellers!
    – Political commentator and regular TV personality
    – Motivational speaker commanding many 10s of thousands per speech
    – Appears quite fit, slim and handsome
    – Mild, intelligent and likeable. Never known to be negative.

  22. trebob says:

    dwells38 :
    What’s in paragraph 29? A typo? Like Sarah Palin reading the John Birch Society newsletter in the wrong decade?

    The UBS newsletter that wasn’t a UBS newsletter? 🙂

  23. Because derpbro says:

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Oh look, idiot, they found the plane right where it should be according to the Vietnamese airtraffic control that WAS tracking it!
      And they found it with a satellite that, guess what, tracks shit.

  24. JimboXL says:

    Diane Feinstein squealing like a cornered pig is quite amazing to behold. She was all on board with everyone else being spied on, but when she gets a taste of it, she suddenly then brings up the Constitution and separation of powers.

  25. Bunk X says:

    193 thedopefishlives Wed, Mar 12, 2014 3:37:23pm
    re: #190 BillinGlendaleCA

    Thank you, my first post was on a thread that got stomped by the “True Detective” tread.

    These things happen. Charles and the lizardfolk lead a very active online life.
    Welcome hatchling.

    I know one lizard who’s active 18 hours a day.

  26. Bunk X says:

    321 Charles Johnson Wed, Mar 12, 2014 6:14:05pm
    I rarely get outraged any more. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop documenting crazy shit.

  27. Octopus says:

    Had a great shovel this evening! About 5-6 inches of heavy wet snow, mixed with ice and slush at the run-off areas of our yard. Finished just in time to witness the city plow coming down the street, which managed to pile up a 2′ hump at the bottom of the drive — got that cleared, too, because it’s going down to -3 tonight, which would make that hump a formidable obstacle in the morning.

    Arms. legs and back still tingling from the workout, which was also a cardio blast, with a lot of heavy breathing in the frigid air, leading to a coughing fit which has mostly died down. Compared tans with the neighbor, who was also in Florida this time last week — his tan is much deeper than mine, but he’s Lebanese, so you’d expect that.

    We are only 3″ away from setting the all-time record for snow in the region, which was recorded in 1880. This is the second-snowiest winter of all-time, about 7″ over now-third-place. I really want that record. I feel we’ve earned it.