Gus mocks American breakfasts

Gus802 is a miserable soul and who can blame him? It sucks being unemployed, sleeping on a couch and posting on a conspiracy blog. Rather than lament his support of the failed Presidency of Obama, Gus lashes out at America with a tweet mocking American breakfast.

Gus has lame humor.

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49 Comments on “Gus mocks American breakfasts”

  1. poteen2 says:

    Hope that’s not decaf.
    Otherwise a hearty breakfast.

  2. Octopus says:

    The varmint pistol is great for keeping wandering freeloaders from taking up residence in your outbuildings. Everything is great here, but if I’m honest about it, I’ll take an unfiltered Camel. Honesty is the best policy.

  3. Octopus says:

    Worst hypocrite, Greenwald? Boy, he’s a piker compared to the lying sack of Cheetos who just retweeted you. Google it. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Novi, MI Weather Report:

    12:30 am
    1°F
    FEELS LIKE 1°
    Partly Cloudy
    Very cold.

    • poteen2 says:

      Butcher the Groundhog. Make sausage.
      or
      Move out west. Our low should get to a frosty 52.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Dear Diary:

      Aug. 12 – Moved into our new home in Michigan . It is so beautiful here. The
      hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old oak tree
      in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the seasons. This is
      truly God’s Country.

      Oct. 14 –
      Michigan is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real special places on
      Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of different colors. I love all
      of the shades of reds, oranges and yellows, they are so bright. I want to
      walk through all of the beautiful hills and spot some white tail deer. They
      are so graceful, certainly they must be the most peaceful creatures on
      Earth. This must be paradise.

      Nov. 11 – Deer season opens this week. I can’t imagine why anyone would
      want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very symbol of peace and
      tranquility here in Michigan . I hope it snows soon. I love it here!

      Dec. 2 – It snowed last night. I woke to the usual wonderful sight:
      everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak tree is
      magnificent. It looks like a postcard. We went out and swept the snow from
      the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp, clean and refreshing. We had a
      snowball fight. I won, and the snowplow came down the street. He must have
      gotten too close to the driveway because we had to go out and shovel the
      end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Nature in harmony. I
      love it here!

      Dec. 12 – More snow last night. I love it! The plow did his cute little
      trick again. What a rascal. A winter wonderland. I love it here!

      Dec. 19 – More snow – couldn’t get out of the driveway to get to work in
      time. I’m exhausted from all of the shoveling. And that snowplow!

      Dec. 21 – More of that white shit coming down. I’ve got blisters on my
      hands and a kink in my back. I think that the snowplow driver waits around
      the corner until I’m done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.

      Dec. 25 – White Christmas? More freakin’ snow. If I ever get my hands on
      the sonofabitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I’ll castrate him. And
      why don’t they use more salt on these roads to melt this crap??

      Dec. 28 – It hasn’t stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been inside
      since then, except of course when that SOB “Snowplow Harry” comes by. Can’t
      go anywhere, cars are buried up to the windows. Weather man says to expect
      another 10 inches. Do you have any idea how many shovelfuls 10 inches is??

      Jan. 1 – Happy New Year? The way it’s coming down it won’t melt until the
      4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and the shithead
      actually had the balls to come and ask to borrow a shovel! I told him I’d
      broken 6 already this season.

      Jan. 4 – Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get some
      food and a goddamn deer ran out in front of my car and I hit the bastard.
      It did $3,000 in damage to the car. Those beasts ought to be killed. The
      hunters should have a longer season if you ask me.

      Jan. 27 – Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the snow
      into ice and the weight of it broke the main limb of the oak tree in the
      front yard and it went through the roof. I should have cut that old piece
      of shit into fireplace wood when I had the chance.

      May 23 – Took my car to the local garage. Would you believe the whole
      underside of the car is rusted away from all of that damn salt they dump on
      the road? Car looks like a bashed up, heap of rusted cow shit.

      May 10 – Sold the car, the house, and moved to Florida . I can’t imagine
      why anyone in their freakin’ mind would ever want to live in the God
      forsaken State of Michigan.

      • Octopus says:

        Heheh! But I love the change of seasons. Which is to say, “Where the fuck is Spring?!”

  5. Octopus says:

    OMG!!1! BREAKING NEWS!!!!1!

    Twitter may have suffered a major password breach tonight. A LOT of people got reset notices. 45 minutes ago
    Hmm. Something strange just happened with Twitter – a lot of people seem to have received password reset notices. 56 minutes ago
    .@Shoq @paulcarr @markamesexiled @bobcesca_go As a matter of fact, yes – I did get a password reset notice. First time. 1 hour ago

    “Where were you when you heard about the Twitter password scare?”

    Nothing was ever the same, after that.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      OMFG!! Hackers might get twitter passwords and then………do what exactly? F*** with the couch potatoes that are on it all day by reading their DM’s? Haha.

  6. Vincenzo Sinclair says:

    Really? Is that all you have today?

    Oh yeah, LGF is yesterday’s news with “thin” content, but you have to log in and scour the comments of EVERY POST to find something to make fun of.

    Have you left your Mom’s basement today? This week?

    Don’t worry, the DVR (or VCR in your case) can record Hannity for you while you’re out.

    • Minnow says:

      ….and LGF’s content is still thin and uninteresting.

    • St. Pancake says:

      “Don’t worry, the DVR (or VCR in your case) can record Hannity for you while you’re out.”
      Somebody thinks they’re posting at LGF, where the mopes can only afford a vcr, teehee 😛

    • Octopus says:

      But, Fatass! Me poor Ma and Da are both gone, rest their weary souls. We had to sell the family home last year, that we grew up in…all nine of us. Yes, crazy Catholics who didn’t believe in killing babies, but instead chose to raise them into responsible, successful adults. Isn’t that psychotic wingnuttery? A war on women?

      We sure do love when you crawl out of your own bunker and take your head out of your giant ass for a quick look around at your legacy. This is it, Chunky. I know it doesn’t pay, and neither does your subscriber-shunned home-swamp, but at least it’s something, a token for all your years of being duped and misled on every political topic. Salud! I mean, “Salad!” Look into that. Go easy on the dressing, and it could be a very valuable weapon in your personal battle of the bulge. We dig ya, Chunky, but we don’t want you to die early from heart disease or Type 2 diabetes. Have you tried putting fresh strawberries on some nice crisp field greens? You have strawberries in the locker, I’m sure…

    • Frabbcenzo Stinclair says:

      Ron Jeremy leaves something in Stabbcenzo Sinclair’s mom’s “basement” every day.

    • Arachne says:

      You mean the way your lord and master scours the comments at Breitbart, Weasel Zippers, et al. to find the one questionable comment so that he can whine about the thousands of raaaaacist comments at the site? And we’re just a site for fun – remember? Our content is SUPPOSED to be thin. Get it.

      Hurry – you have just enough time to get the Hot Pocket out of the microwave before Jerry Springs starts.

    • dwells38 says:

      Actually Vinnie, you only have to read a handful of comments usually to find some amusing moonbattery that the LGF dorks consider to be self-evident. We’re not really putting ourselves out much here. But thanks for caring.

      • Arachne says:

        This is true. Usually we only have to “scour” to about comment five. If Gus is FIRST! we don’t have to scour at all. Plus the bottom feeder has that Twitter account…..

      • iSpeakJive says:

        Not to mention nobody has to “login” to read comments. Or didn’t Stabbizio realize that. Haha.

  7. Minnow says:

    ahhhh… the half-order of bacon…… some kind of wimpy….

  8. Pakimon says:

    I like my eggs scrambled but other than that, it’s about right.

    Needs more bacon though…..

  9. Pakimon says:

    Gus_802 Breakfast Redux.

  10. Doppel empty menu Ethopian refugee version of a big huge empty fucking place of White Space says:

    This is what Gus Had for Breakfast

  11. dwells38 says:

    Hey Uncle Puty and Chunk are on the same side! I mean if the invasion is to stop Teh Nazis then it’s OK, right? Just like our own government spying on it’s citizens and harassing the Tea Party via the IRS. These are necessary things to stop a Nazi takeover.

    http://weaselzippers.us/178085-putin-claims-ukrainian-opposition-are-nazi-sympathizers/

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Wow. Putin just pulled a Chuck by seeing Nazis in every crowd. OMG, an armband. That must mean all the students and priests and gay protestors are really secret Nazis. Every single one of them.
      Can we describe Chunk’s whole milyo as Soviet style propaganda? I mean Chunky even calls people who disagree with him crazy. Didn’t Russia used to declare political opponents as criminally insane and jail them?
      Boids of a feather.

  12. dwells38 says:

    Chunk’s gonna seethe when he sees this!

    Krauthammer: The admin that thinks climate change is our biggest security threat is shocked that Russia is interested in territory

  13. dwells38 says:

    Medea Benjamin Jailed in Egypt, Claims Police Broke Her Arm

    Code Pink was previously allied with the MB to overthrow Mubaruk and before this incident was on her way to Hamas-led Gaza. So the Egyptian government pretty much considers Code Pink as in league with terrorrists.

    Member how Chunk used to mock moonbat nutjobs like this that put themselves squarely in harms way by sympathizing and colluding with terrorist organizations and then whine about the mistreatment they pretty much deserve. The MB have perpetrated and/or caused a lot of death, destruction and sorrow there and the Egyptians don’t take kindly to them or their leftwing moonbat pals.

    yeah thems were the days. I’m guessing Chunk will come out on her side and call the Egyptians racist against the Muslims or something equally Idiotarian.

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/03/04/Medea-Benjamin-Egypt

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    Gud.

  15. Doppel paragraph 18 says:

    Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday in a certain culver city gated condo complex

    • Arachne says:

      Lundi Gras,
      Mardi Gras
      Mercredi Gras
      Jeudi Gras
      Vendredi Gras
      Samedi Gras
      Dimanche Gras

      Too bad he can’t afford some Pate de Fois GRAS to go along with it.

  16. Bunk X says:

    Yep, all those apps were begging to be let into your Mouse-Ka-Mania tablet and you granted them their wish.

  17. trebob says:

    Gus is taking after his master and hero Charles “I plagiarize” Johnson by not offering his original source of this pic.

    From Jan 22: http://ogdaa.blogspot.com/2012/01/bacon-and-goddamn-gun-breakfast-of.html

    • Arachne says:

      Careful, Goos. Media images are copyrighted in some cases. Fines, penalties and probably a strongly worded letter from someone at Attorney General Meerkat’s Justice Department.

  18. dwells38 says:

    Ha ha!!

  19. OLT's Robert Heinlein's "Dumbass Pinko Shrill Idiot In A Strange Land" says:

    dwells38 :

    Medea Benjamin Jailed in Egypt, Claims Police Broke Her Arm

    Code Pink was previously allied with the MB to overthrow Mubaruk and before this incident was on her way to Hamas-led Gaza. So the Egyptian government pretty much considers Code Pink as in league with terrorrists.
    Member how Chunk used to mock moonbat nutjobs like this that put themselves squarely in harms way by sympathizing and colluding with terrorist organizations and then whine about the mistreatment they pretty much deserve. The MB have perpetrated and/or caused a lot of death, destruction and sorrow there and the Egyptians don’t take kindly to them or their leftwing moonbat pals.
    yeah thems were the days. I’m guessing Chunk will come out on her side and call the Egyptians racist against the Muslims or something equally Idiotarian.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/03/04/Medea-Benjamin-Egypt

    I take it they skipped the virginity test they usually perform.

    • trebob says:

      I looked at those tweets. Her “dirty” cell looked quite spacious and freshly painted. Her “dirty, stale” bread looked like some nice roti that were probably baked that morning. No pics of her “dirty” water and she seemed reasonably functional tweeting and taking pictures with a “broken arm”. They let her keep her cell phone, which would not have happened in most “jails” or detention centers and I suspect this is all hype and nonsense ‘for the cause’. If it’s not and she’s in some discomfort in a foreign jail cell, then perhaps the next time she has an opportunity, she’ll sing the national anthem a little louder and prouder than before.

      #StarSpangledBannerRules!

      Airport detention isn’t all that bad in most places. I stayed in one in Suriname for a couple of hours and it was the pits. Little room (my small bathroom is larger) with one wooden chair and a desk. The only one I’ve seen worse was the detention room in the old immigration building in the Cayman Islands. it was modern, but it was the size of a telephone booth with one metal seat (like a tractor seat) that folded out from the wall (painted that ooky jailhouse mint-green too). I didn’t ride in that one, just passing by. 🙂

      • trebob says:

        Here you go Medea, have a little pride, listen to the words and think about the time and circumstances it describes.

    • trebob says:

      Aha! Keep diggin’ and you’ll find the truth. Seem’s Ms. B was told don’t come back to Egypt in 2010 when she was deported for protesting the government.

      “Benjamin had been banned from entering Egypt after a 2010 visit in which she protested against Cairo’s refusal to allow pro-Palestinian activists to enter the blockaded Gaza Strip.”

      So she broke their immigration laws, got put in a cell and immediately deported. Sorry Medea, that is what is supposed to happen when you break the law. You were told not to go back and when you did they locked you up. You got what you asked for.

  20. trebob says:

    Because :
    Tell that to the catch-and-release guys coming over the US border.

    We’re doing our part. 🙂

    http://www.dailypaul.com/266344/oklahoma-is-the-only-state-that-obama-did-not-win