H.M.A.S. Charles Icarus Johnson

A new plane is being developed in the UK named Bruce Dickinson. By looking at the pictures, I feel it should be named the H.M.A.S Charles Icarus Johnson. On of the investors of this new plane is Iron maiden singer; Bruce Dickinson.

At 302ft, it is the world’s longest aircraft. That’s longer than the Airbus A380 airliner and almost as long as Big Ben is high.

But that is not the HAV304’s main claim to fame. It is a hybrid aircraft – part plane and part airship.

It is also almost 30ft (8m) longer than the airlift cargo aircraft Antonov An-225, which was until now the longest aircraft ever built.


Bruce Dickinson, lead singer of Iron Maiden and a high-profile investor in the aircraft, compared the ship to Thunderbird 2 and described it as a ‘game changer.’

‘It will be able to cross the Atlantic and launch things right where they need to be,’ he told Radio 4’s Today programme.

HMAS Icaris HMAS Icaris2 HMAS Icaris3 HMAS Icaris4
The shape definitely deserves to have Charles Johnson’s name. It must piss Charles off to see a former rocker like Bruce Dickinson doing something, while he just sits in basements
(Hat Tip: The Osprey)

94 Comments on “H.M.A.S. Charles Icarus Johnson”

  1. Minnow says:

    The first photo looks like Kalegore Trout’s next door neighbor…..

    Hey Kalegore… aren’t you glad you are a metro-sexual cat-loving moron? Oh, and that Rhoomba….. oh well.


    (funny even if it isn’t true!)

  2. rightymouse says:

    Content must be very thin at the bog even tho Charlie ain’t.

  3. Doppel fap says:

    it’s filled with a new heavy gas called “lidane”

  4. Because says:

    It has a front bumf.

  5. Because says:

    Doppel fap :
    hidden micropenis micropenis micropenis LOL

    It’s … Icky Johnson’s Flying Donkey Show!

  6. Because what religion was that, Icky? says:

  7. rightymouse says:

    LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙄

  8. rightymouse says:

    The only Bruce Dickenson I’m familiar with is this guy. MORE COWBELL! 😆

  9. Doppel Milyo says:

    I think not

  10. Because says:

    Somebody with mad photoshop skillz needs to paint that thing up like a green futbol. With a ponytail hanging aft.

  11. dwells38 says:

    Hey Chunky, Putin and the world has a lot of respect for Obungle…

    You can fill in where “Get your military out of the Ukraine goes”. LOL!

    • dwells38 says:

      Obungle’s on the TV right now! And he’s saying stuff. And there’s a lot of uhhs and “Lllllllet’s be clear” and more uhhhs. I think he said this will be a “costly proposition” for Putin er something. Man, them’s strong words right there. I almost maybe know what the fuck he even means, except not. Chunk, you leftist Marxist pukes are in charge which means no one’s in charge on the world stage. All the power is used to shit all over free people within this country. And as a result the dictators are taking over the world. You actually had a media voice that could have made a difference in the world. But you decided it was more important to be a pin dick, whining hippie puke anti-freedom, useful idiot to the Religion of Death and bovine statist moron. Way to go.

  12. dwells38 says:

    Ruh Roh!

    Alaska eated the global warmening!!!

    Unseasonably warm weather set to make 1,000-mile Iditarod race even MORE grueling as mushers set off


  13. Because says:

  14. dwells38 says:

    I think Chunk will approve of this floating plane. It looks just like him right after he drops the soy sauce packets between the couch and the wall before he’s about to dig into the Subgum Sizzling Platter and take in a nice new episode of Walking Dead. It makes butt hurt seem cool. As far as he knows.

  15. Because says:

    • dwells38 says:

      Pretty typical for a lying Marxist to accuse others of doing exactly what they do. There are leftist trolls at Breitbart that take over threads sometimes or certainly get to run rampant and no deletions. But are there are there any conservatives at LGF to run wild in comments? Certainly not. Only one or two left over pets that have to endure avalanches of downdings and abuse and complaints. And only after being obsequiously polite to the mercurial and tyrannical leftwing host.

  16. dwells38 says:

    Posture…..a word not known to leftist pukes

  17. dwells38 says:

    Because teh RACISTS!

    .@DeirdreFlanagan I think he was talking about _white_ presidents. 37 minutes ago</blockquote.

  18. Pakimon says:

    And a ban stick! 😆

    Almost forgot…a correlator tool so you can block the IP addresses of everyone in the Northern hemisphere and whatnot.

    • dwells38 says:

      “The only way to avoid trolls and haters taking over ….”

      Is to actually BE the biggest troll and hater on the site? What a complete piece of lying shit. Hey Chunk you really think you have anything resembling a conversation at that sad little lump of a remnant that used to be a happening, vibrant blog? Every blog has trolls and when you decided to be the biggest dickheaded bastard asswipe on the internet you literally killed your own blog. And now you’re well known for being a complete idiot. Way to go. Par for the course for a mediocre guitarist with a jazzy ponytail I guess.

  19. Juan Epstein says:

    Paragraph 18

    COMMENT SECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!

  20. Juan Epstein says:

    Wow. That guy has quite the collection of racist photo tweets.

  21. Pakimon says:

    and corpulent ponytailed blogger continues to attack Breitbart .com.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Crimea river.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, dumbass? The REPUBLICANS are not in charge of the effing military. President Light in the Loafers and the Scumsucking Bottom feeder he put in charge of DEFENSE is. So shut the fuck up.

      Any comment on how Romney WARNED us back in the day in 2012 to keep an eye on Putin; or that Sarah Palin in fact voiced worry about the Russians invading the Ukraine. No? Nothing to say? Yeah, assholes who don’t know shit but snark at those who do usually DON’T.

  22. Juan Epstein says:


  23. Juan Epstein says:

    SAY IT! C’MON!

    SAY NEOCON! (then say, remember when the right wing thought NeoCon meant Jew?)

  24. Because says:

    • dwells38 says:

      Uh Gus. You’re so stupid you’re confusing yourself. The fear is that the founder will influence the reporting. If the provider of content influences the content regardless of the founder’s views, that’s good right? You realize you’re just embarrassing the Chunky Boo Boo more and more. He’s gonna trump something up to dump your ass. You don’t have a job, you don’t have in door heat, you’re probably 50 but write like you’re 19. Not exactly wingman material. At leas Luddy had a job and some kind of career. No one believes a real architect is out of work for 10 years.

  25. dwells38 says:

    Oh hey look. Samantha Powerless is saying something incredibly stupid right now!! It’s rare when you get to hear her blather some teh stupid in real time. What a treat! She’s talkin’ real tough! Russia’s saying up is down and wrong is right er something. Except the Preezy Obungle has already broadcast we ain’t got a dog in that fight hunny and we ain’t doin’ shit just like we were appeased by some fake words in Syria. The Preezy’s a big Chicken Kiev if he’s not droning donky riding peasants on the border of Pakistan. War with Russia is definitely NOT in his wheelhouse.

    And buttton your shirt up too, you ain’t rockin’ with the big artillery there either so why bother? Katy Perry you ain’t.

  26. dwells38 says:

    Anderson Cooper’s weighing in but I think he’s biased against Russia, being gay. I’m not sure Putin’s getting a fair shake here.

    Sorry libturds, ya can’t have it both ways.

  27. dwells38 says:

    Chess genius Kasparov weighs in and confirms Putin’s dead serious about taking a large chunk of Ukraine. He intelligently links Obungle’s “blink” on Syria as a greenlight to Putin to do whatever the fuck he wants. And Kasparov observes that the “price will go up” as Obungle continues to dither fecklessly. Chunk will ignore this, no doubt.

  28. OLT's Diamonds And Turds Are Forever says:

    Pakimon :

    And a ban stick!
    Almost forgot…a correlator tool so you can block the IP addresses of everyone in the Northern hemisphere and whatnot.

    • OLT's Never Go To The Donkey Show says:

      Yeah, I don’t click on Thai ladyboy pimpin’ sites.

      • Octopus says:

        I saw two Cuban trannies yesterday, arm-in-arm, babbling excitedly in Cubanglish. All I could think was: “Ladyboys!” 😆

      • dwells38 says:

        You mean you weren’t immediately moved to run up and congratulate them on their courageous stand against Hetero and Anglo centric pig fucker a-holes like the rest of society who refuse to, out of sheer bigotry fail to invite them to be day-care attendants, Cub Scout leaders and freelance overnight bedtime cuddlers??? How dare you sir!!! How dare you!! You sir, are the worst person on the planet.

      • Octopus says:

        Actually, Dwells, I would have done all that, but I was too busy marveling at their prison-tats, big hair, spike-heels and pancake makeup. They were quite a pair. I appreciated them. Maybe I’m only the second or third-worst person in the world?

    • Arachne says:

      Gets his OFA talking points in the a.m. and dutifully does what they tell him to do. Never mind that NO ONE believes Prez LITL, Global Warming or anything else.

  29. dwells38 says:

    Someone at CNN is allowing Jake Tapper to invite intelligent people to come on and comment on the Russia/Ukraine issue. Whomever he or she is I’m sure they’ll be fired soon.

    • dwells38 says:

      Wolf Butzer came on so I switched to the Willis Report. She’s hot and brainwashed me.

    • dwells38 says:

      Her guest just pointed out that when the Ukrainians recently needed an economic bailout it was the Russians that stepped up to help, not the US or Europe. Yowch.

  30. Octopus says:

    Note to Bunk: there be meerkats, infiltrating and peeing all over this documentary.

  31. dwells38 says:

    You like…..Steve Irwin tribute melodysheep

    • rightymouse says:

      I loved Steve Irwin. He did so much for turning people on to the world of animals. He’s sorely missed.

    • dwells38 says:

      I know. I was a huge fan. I loved his enthusiasm. Some mocked his recklessness around dangerous animals but I think it was a justified risk. And he always knew the risks and I think if he’d lived 100 more lives the accident with the stingray probably wouldn’t have happened. It was just bad luck. I once saw him chase a rodent, literally up a tree!

      • Octopus says:

        The first time I saw him was right after his show started, and he was talking on and on about what a byoo-tee-ful creature was the little croc he was holding…and then I noticed the croc was chewing on his forearm, and blood was trickling down. Steve never missed a beat, just laughed about the biting, which had to hurt. I knew he was going to be a popular TV host right then. 🙂

        Stingrays are such a minor threat to humans, he was caught off-guard, and took an incredibly unlucky shot to the heart. Shit does happen. Stray bullets from New Year’s Eve celebrations probably kill more innocent bystanders every year than have ever been killed by stingrays. You could probably throw in shark-deaths, too, which are actually pretty rare, except during Shark Week on Discovery.

    • Pakimon says:

      Never heard of Steve Irwin until I saw this South Park episode. Watched his show regularly after that but the “Crikey! This (insert name of dangerous critter here) is really pissed off!” always ran through my mind when watching. 😆

  32. Arachne says:

    Oh my Fatass – whatever shall you DOOOO?

    “Some Syrians have a simple message for Ukrainians waiting for a response from the U.S. and the West as the crisis in Crimea unfolds: Don’t get your hopes up.”

    You mean….you mean – this President is full of sh*t?

  33. Because olo says:

    • LGFisapitofshit says:

      Totally ignoring the fact that is a tense situation because Obama is in office. Putin’s plan b is to take advantage of the fact we are no longer a player.

      • rightymouse says:

        And he knows Obama is a scared, useless pussy surrounded by scared, useless pussies. Gah….

      • dwells38 says:

        Even worse, I think he just doesn’t care. Notice he’ll arrogantly and prickishly lecture our free and democratic allies. But seems to have no problem with the autocratic dictators shitting all over freedom lovers. It’s the hallmark of the Marxist. He likes the dictators because they have what he wants.

    • Doppel paragraph 18 says:

      They want your shirt

  34. rightymouse says:

    Words fail me…..

    • dwells38 says:

      Hey Fat Johnson, you’re not qualified to comment on God.

    • Octopus says:

      What. A. Complete. Marooooon! 😆

      Fatass and his proxy are aghast that Matt gives credit to God here, unflinchingly and irrefutably. Whether you think God helped Matt win over others who might also have merit is beside the point. Matt thinks God has helped him in his career, and he’s not afraid to say so. BRA-VO, Matt!

      All this blather about merit is completely absurd, also, as these awards are given for so many other reasons, including studio campaigns, personal favors, possible bribes (as one prominent screenwriter claimed the other day), longtime-service and “makeup-calls,” and occasionally just because the person was undeniably the best that year. God works in mysterious ways, Fatass. You’re not meant to understand.

  35. JimboXL says:

    So is LGF then on the side of actual neo Nazi (not pretend ones dressed in white sheets under prog’s beds) thugs who helped throw out an elected leader?

  36. Because Greenwald says:

  37. Because Greenwald! says:

  38. Because Greenwald!! says: