Charles Johnson: Innuendo Is Proof, Unsubstantiated Rumour is True, Unnamed Sources Equal Confirmation

A few days ago Charles tweeted this head-scratcher:
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Nevermind that Johnson brags that he was a “co-founder” of PJM (although it was the late Andrew Breitbart who introduced him to Roger Simon’s group due to Johnson’s *ahem* work in exposing the Killian Documents fraud). It was an odd Tweet, posted without any link or other backup. Then today, three days later, this appears on LGF:

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Huh. That’s one helluva vague accusation, so I clicked the link:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/exclusive-how-ukraine-wooed-conservative-websites

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Check it out. Apparently the purpose of the 2012 “talking points” was to enhance negotiations between the Ukraine and the EU, and to squelch Russian control of local natural resources. Isn’t that what the current uprising is all about? We’ll see.

In any case, that Buzzfeed post went up on 16 July 2013 and describes an accusation by an anonymous source who alleged that in October 2012

Someone somewhere may have been offered $500 to post positive things about the Ukraine and may or may not have accepted it.

Wow. Guilt by innuendo? Pheew. That’s one helluva current scoop, Charles, especially because there is nothing in that article that proves PJM or anyone else accepted anything.

The big question is: How did Charles Johnson suddenly discover the Buzzfeed accusation, how does he benefit from posting vague unsubstantiated innuendo about his previous benefactors and allies, and who paid him to do so?

“All roads lead to Jazzy.” –Andrew Breitbart

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121 Comments on “Charles Johnson: Innuendo Is Proof, Unsubstantiated Rumour is True, Unnamed Sources Equal Confirmation”

  1. Octopus says:

    Integrity! 😆

    Remember when he was obsessed with Pam? Whatever happened to get him off that track, I wonder. A legal cease-and-desist from her attorney?

  2. swamprat says:

    So conservative blogs fought against the guys that are now tearing down statues of Lenin?
    Really?
    In 2013?
    According to an un-named source?
    Was Elvis involved? Or just those Sanford,Florida nazis lurking in the drygulch desert foothills outside of town?

    • swamprat says:

      Because nothing says rightwingnut like getting paid to keep those Lenin statues from being toppled.

      Wasn’t it just a few days ago charles was talking about unverified stories?

      Vetting for thee but nought(none) for me.

  3. Abu: 'B' but Waiting for Suggestions says:

    Nothing says creditably like one unnamed source who might or might not know if some unknown person did or didn’t take cash that might or might not have been offered.
    So I must ask my fellow stalkers: What is the main cause of Charles losing it?
    A) the divorce
    B) the bike accident
    C) Pam’s rejection of his creepy advances

  4. swamprat says:

    Yanukovych wasn’t the only wildly corrupt Ukrainian official lgf.bz/1pfVNVt 2 hours ago

    How does a politician gain several times his net worth in just a few short years? Amazing. You can write a book nobody reads, or have unbelievable luck in the stock market or real estate: all manner of ways.
    Ask the Clintons.

  5. Abu Oy says:

    * cred·i·bil·i·ty

  6. Minnow says:

    I miss Andrew Breitbart a lot. Now THERE was a mind – razor sharp and engaged.

    …unlike the fat, unimaginative dullard Barry.

  7. I love how you made sure to screencap CJ’s ad for the Ukrainian phone sex harlots. LOL

  8. swamprat says:

    We could have our own “exclusive”.
    CJohnson paid to ignore the plight of North Korean prisoners!
    LGF unidicted co conspirator in Andrew Breitbart’s death!
    Johnson guilty of plagiarising Hendix’s unpublished works!

  9. swamprat says:

    Thanks!

  10. calo says:

    swamprat :
    And he supports the ideology that oppressed the Ukraine in the first place.

    Thread Winner!

  11. Octopus says:

    Wetter water, thanx to Global Climate Chaos OMFG!!1!

    Millions will die.

  12. Bunk X says:

    Dare you to suss this logic:

    11 Ming Sun, Feb 23, 2014 11:54:01am
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    I wouldn’t be surprised if some of today’s conservatives, when they receive bribes from Ukraine’s former dictators, actually think this is an example of capitalism, of “free minds and free markets”.

    With a strange similarity to their “opposites”, Snowden and Greenwald, right wingers seem to think that if something isn’t coerced or engineered by the Obama Administration, well it can’t be all that bad. So, for example, Glenn Beck can own part of a gold company, then preach doom and gloom on TV, and the right wing has no problem with that. Putin pays thugs to beat up protesters… no problem. But when one of Obama’s daughters gets some extra security in her high school, the sky is falling!

  13. Bunk X says:

    12 Gus Sun, Feb 23, 2014 11:56:21am
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    Puzzling. Especially if you consider Yanukovych’s affiliation with the former Soviet Union. Do some conservatives hate the EU so much they would support a Putin puppet? Is this a case of the “enemy of enemy is my friend?” Is it social issues?

    Gus, go get some more Dewar’s, or a couple of quarts of Miller Lite, and shut up little man.

  14. Bunk X says:

    32 Fairly Sure I’m Still Obdicut Sun, Feb 23, 2014 12:24:38pm
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    I have little doubt that the opposition contains a lot of antisemitic elements. I am sure as shit the establishment also contains a lot of antisemitic elements. There’s just a metric assload of antisemtism over there. The question is the best way to reduce that, and having the Ukraine allied with the propaganda-restricted, more closed society of Russia vs. the more open one of the EU is obviously not the best way to reduce antisemitism.

    In other news, it’s been two days since I’ve had a migraine and I’m trying not to be too optimistic.

    • calo says:

      Bunk, quick. Get out of LGF and rinse out your gear before you start seeing Nazi’s everywhere tooin a mass hysteria frenzy.

    • Bunk X says:

      LMAO. Killgore welcomed Obdicut back, and the asshole turned around and kicked him right in the nuts.

  15. Bunk X says:

    calo :
    Bunk, quick. Get out of LGF and rinse out your gear before you start seeing Nazi’s everywhere tooin a mass hysteria frenzy.

    Woof. That was close, Calo. Thanks.
    For everyone else, that’s why we do the buddy system when swamp diving. Rapture of the Eep is a real danger.

  16. Achilles says:

    “Trust but verify!!”

  17. d says:

    So the US government lying and covering up the truth about the terror attack in Benghazi is a nontrovery. And the IRS targeting conservative groups for special torture and harrassment, no biggie. And Obunglecare being the biggest government debacle ever. And all it’s supposed benefits nothing more than flagrant falsehoods, repeated by the shameless lying Preezydent many times, not on Chunk’s radar.

    But a year and a half ago, an unnamed writer with no evidence alleges someone may have been paid 500 whole smackers to write a favorable piece on the Ukraine government which I certainly never saw or cared about, is OMFG alert the presses, big honkin’ news? And Chunk is mortified because he used to be “over?” PJM at one time and it’s just teddible, teddible. As if this fat fuck isn’t pretty obviously in someone’s pocket bigger than shit after making up bizarre lying, lame excuses for his suddenly becoming a dishonest Islam apologist and enthused Idiotarian leftist candidate for his own website’s now defunct Fiskie award.

    • LGFiscrap says:

      earning $500 for a story is a fortune for poor Charles. He’s hasn’t made that much annually in years and then, only because he borrowed most of it. That aside, what you said 11nty.

  18. Juan Epstein says:

    Supports the exploitation of women and the sex slave trade.

    And associations to Brevik are much closer than anyone he can accuse of anything.

    Or somehting

  19. d says:

    Turns out…they forgot about the volcanoes. OK NOW…..the science is settled. We’re still going to burn up to death unless we all become Communists under an international totalitarian leftist government.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change/volcanic-eruptions-contributed-to-global-warming-pause-scientists-claim-9147856.html

  20. PeteP says:

    What’s really sick is a blog which once prided itself on fact checking and a 24 hour rule now runs and prints as fact any unverified story which might make conservatives look bad. How the mighty have fallen.

  21. windbag says:

    It’s been said a thousand times before, but if Jazzy McBikeshorts is so precient, how does he get taken in so easily and so often?

  22. Arachne says:

    I love the comment “II was ‘OVER’ PJ Media long ago.
    You were KICKED OUT of PJ Media long ago, asswipe.

  23. Pakimon says:

    I can think of one person who might.

    Let me give you a few hints…he’s rotund…sports a ponytail…destroyed a successful blog and turned it into a joke clogged with malware and popup sex ads…has an obsession with Glenn Greenwald…

    Beuller? Beuller? 😆

  24. Juan Epstein says:

  25. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. Sure. You’re only saying that because you’re kissing Twitter hiney. 🙂

    • Because says:

      Did Icky J sent Morgan to the @twittergulag???

      😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Nah. But Piers caused his own problems like Icky did. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        I love how Piers really believes he’s a mover and shaker. Yeah, Puss, the NRA quakes in their collective boots whenever your name is mentioned. I’m sure they live in fear of your 84,000 (on a good night) viewers.

    • Arachne says:

      The only time Puss Morgan has respectable numbers is when S.E. Cupp substitute hosts for him.

      Oh, and Blubberbutt. NO ONE cares what you think. Buy yourself some more followers.

  26. Kilgore Trout is getting called a “asshole troll” now on lgf’s.

    He needs to reg. a sock puppet to use later , wait a while and do a grand exit after letting the crew here know the day, time to get the screen shot for the record.

    He then could sell his inside the rat hole info to the eager net on how sick cj in fact was back in the worst back stabbing days.

    Kilgore come on over, it is easy once you chose freedom.

  27. ps

    Yo, Charles, sources say that tfk still has an active sock operating on your “slog blog”.

    You need to up date your killer correlating tool.

  28. tfk told me that all he has to do is post loon global warming bull shit once a week and he is in like Flynn….”Stop the CO2″ is all it takes he says.

    • Because says:

      Ludwig told me that’s not enough. Even if you’re into feeling up the backs of fridges, you can’t say ‘fat’. Fat gets you whacked. And sluts. Fat and sluts get you tossed, no matter how many hosannas you testify to the Great Warming.

  29. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles is on a roll:

    To Kill a Mockingbird In Your Pants #BooksInYourPants 49 minutes ago

    The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich In Your Pants #BooksInYourPants 46 minutes ago

    The Men Who Stare at Goats In Your Pants #BooksInYourPants 48 minutes ago

    How about:

    Why I Parted Ways With The Right Up A Fat Ponytailed Blogger’s Immense Ass #BleatsupaFatPonytailedBloggersImmenseAss 2 nanoseconds ago

  30. Pakimon says:

    Chunky forgot to mention his autobiographical book:

    I Have No Relevance But I Must Tweet

  31. Pakimon says:

    “It’s all about me!!!” says The Chunkster.

    Oh, almost forgot…PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!111 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Paaaaam teamed up with BB? LMAO. Chuck, it was YOU who teamed up with BB.

      • Pakimon says:

        Chuckles has blogged so many distortions and outright lies the past few years, I really think he’s lost track of them in what’s left of his “mind” and just decided that they’re all true. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        There’s a saying about the telling of lies, attributed to Mark Twain, that goes, “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” Well, memory is faulty and changeable for the sharpest people, but the internet recalls the exact words and dates of just about everything, even if you try to delete or bury it.

        Chunky’s not up to the task of any of this skulduggery, obviously. We trip him up on his lies daily, and eat his strawberries for breakfast.

      • iSpeakJive says:

        Yeah, that didn’t sound right. Pam is like the honeybadger. She doesn’t give a shit.

  32. Octopus says:

    iSpeakJive :
    Yeah, that didn’t sound right. Pam is like the honeybadger. She doesn’t give a shit.

    She also gets right in there with the bees and snakes, and takes the abuse in order to say her piece. She’s not in the business of lying and being a total phony, like Fatass.

  33. Octopus says:

    “I Have No Integrity But I Just Took A Big Orange Dump In My Pants.”

  34. Pakimon says:

    It’s time for yet another installment of… *drumroll*

    How Many Tweets Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Nontroversy™

    Let’s find out!

    One

  35. Pakimon says:

    Two-hoo

  36. Pakimon says:

    Tha-ree

    • Pakimon says:

      Note that all three tweets were farted out in the span of twenty minutes. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        That’s so mental. I’m beginning to suspect our Chunky subject is suffering from some kind ailment that requires these desperate, unending plea for attention. Cries for help. It’s still mockable lunacy, but it’s also kind of sad, like Gus’s backlot-in-life.

    • Pakimon says:

      Note also that after the tepid response to his first two Twitter brown notes, he had to throw in “trigger happy” to try and gin up “favorite” votes.

      What a sad pathetic existence.

      Chunkles and Gus are like a pair of lonely, shut-in kindred spirits desperately trying to find attention, relevance and a reason to keep on living via Twitter…yet finding none.

      It would be tragic if it weren’t so hilarious.

      And what makes their tragedy so hilarious is the fact that one would be hard pressed to find a bigger pair of sniveling douchebags on the entire internet.

    • Pakimon says:

      For those younger folks here who don’t get the reference of my “How many tweets does it take etc” routine, it stems from this commercial I saw as a kid on TV back in 1970. 😀

  37. Octopus says:

    The insufferable Brit-twit Piers Morgan finally gets shitcanned, after posting numbers an MSNBC host would be ashamed of, and a NYT hack says he wasn’t accepted because CNN’s audience is too “intrinsically provincial.” Oh, my aching ass! 😆

    http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/24/business/media/piers-morgan-and-cnn-plan-end-to-his-prime-time-show.html?_r=0

    • Pakimon says:

      Yep. those stupid provincial Amercans just can’t accept an abrasive Brit with a limey accent.

      Guess there must be some sort of other explanation (sinister no doubt) as to why Gordon Ramsey and the Fox Network are raking in the cash every season. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        For awhile there, it was nothing but Brits on TV, everywhere you look. At least in my house, where American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance were regular fare during the girls’ malformative years. Simon Cowell, Nigel Lythgoe, Cat Deeley, Piers “Asswipe” Morgan for a time. No, provincial Americans can never accept British presenters on our telly receivers. We’ll just shoot our TV’s with our ever-present guns, if we see them flashing their crooked teeth at us!

  38. Abu Johnson - not that one - or that one either! says:

    Moby Dick in your pa,.. er, no.
    Devil in the White City in Your Pants
    Basic Economics in Your Pants (apologies to Thomas Sowell)

    • Pakimon says:

      It Takes a Village In Your Pants

      Dreams of My Father In Your Pants

      The Audacity of Hope In Your Pants

      • Abu Getting Rather Silly says:

        Mein Kampf in Your Pants

        Liberty and Tyranny in Your Pants

        Federalist Papers in Your Pants

        Roget’s Thesaurus in Your Pants

  39. Octopus says:

    A Tale Of Two Shitties In Your Pants
    Gone With The Wind In Your Pants
    Scent Of A Woman In Your Pants

    • calo says:

      If those are tweet hints for Green_Footballs, I call foul on #3 Octopus.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Little Women in Your Pants
      The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn in Your Pants
      Great Expectations in Your Pants
      The Secret Garden in Your Pants
      Moby Dick in Your Pants
      A Midsummer Night’s Dream in Your Pants

      Am I doing this right? This is too easy.

  40. Octopus says:

    Lord Of The Flies In Your Pants
    The Naked And The Dead In Your Pants
    Brideshead Revisited In Your Pants
    The Call Of The Wild In Your Pants
    Naked Lunch In Your Pants

    …this has to stop now. 😆

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Gulliver’s Travels in Your Pants
      Much Ado About Nothing in Your Pants
      The Importance of Being Earnest in Your Pants
      As You Like It in Your Pants
      Black Beauty in Your Pants

      I can’t stop!!!

  41. Pakimon says:

    Boy’s Don’t Cry – I Wanna Be A Cowboy: youtu.be/s05jcrJw0as 4 hours ago

    Garage Dwellers Don’t Work – I wanna Be An Architect: bogtu.bs/iheartcHunkLeS 3 days ago