Gus shows political ignorance

The anti-government protestors in Venezuela are politically on the right. They are tired with the failed Marxist policies from the regime of President Maduro. The supporters of the regime are Marxist 3rd World Liberation ideologues. Yet somehow despite these facts, Gus802 compares the pro-government side to the American Right.


In the real world, its American hard left  Progressives who are supporting the Maduro regime. Gus clearly is a man not living in reality.


119 Comments on “Gus shows political ignorance”

  1. d says:

    WTF? That’s your wingman Chunky Boo Boo.

  2. Pakimon says:

    Gus clearly is a man not living in reality.

    Spending your days alone in a dark dusty garage on a couch, subsisting on Banquet chicken pot pies and doing nothing but tweeting 18+ hours a day has a tendency to warp and twist a person’s mind into something weird and strange.

    The Gus Twitter feed in the sidebar is like watching some sort of sinister psychological experiment in real time. 😆

  3. Pakimon says:

    What if Gus is actually a prisoner in Chunky’s garage?

    After befouling The Chunkster’s dishwasher one too many times, Chunkles knocked him out with his ban stick and locked him away with nothing but a ratty old couch to sleep on, an old freezer filled with expired Banquet chicken pot pies and a throwaway phone with a crappy connection to tweet the hours away.

    If Gus dares to tweet for help, he will be subjected to couple of hours of “fun time” with Lidane as punishment.

    Just a thought…but a plausible one. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Heheh…poor Gus, he’s almost as ill-informed as his master. 😆

  5. Because says:

    Does a garage dweller count as “homeless”?

  6. Lgfisshit says:

    The ultra right now run Ukraine though. That’s gonna work out great. Ironically if it weren’t for Greenwald Chunk and Gas would be all upset. Chunk and his troops have but one ideal-Obama.

    • ElSuerte says:

      The politics of Ukraine are really confusing me. I thought the country was being run by the rich and culturally/ethnically russian east, while the poorer ethnically ukraine was the one revolting.

      I keep hearing that the anti-russ have neo nazi ties. I’m guessing that this was only because they are an anti russ movement and that the anti russ heros from WWII they venerate had to collaborate with the Nazis due to real politik. Like the Finns.

      • Lgfisshit says:

        Whatever the reason it’s a bad situation and even if there’s a coup the Russians won’t stand for it for too long. Putin has a plan B. I contend that is Obama’s weakness and the loss of US standing that results in these type of lose lose situations. The fact that Chunk and Gas are supporting a movement that is comprised of Nazis is fucking hilarious however. They are only doing so because Putin and duebros love each other.

  7. Octopus says:

    This was a classic prank, by Kimmel. I saw the story when it first hit the news, and I was floored that a wolf was prowling the halls of the Olympic Village. How insane, that Sochi’s rep is such that this story seemed totally plausible. 😆

  8. Octopus says:

    Fatass and Gussie are both ooh-ing and aah-ing over pics of rich people’s homes. Gus sees a conspiracy involving Oliver Stone and the Koch Dudebros! 😆

    RT @lawhawk: @Gus_802 making money by plying crank conspiracies and hobnobbing with whoever will pay the bills. Whatever it takes 5 minutes ago
    2008: Oliver Stone sells Chinese art collection at bourgeois Christies.… 13 minutes ago
    Oliver Stone’s West Village Pied-á-Terre designed by interior designer for Koch brothers. 15 minutes ago
    Oliver Stone’s interior designer worked on the HQ and residences for the Koch brothers. You can’t make this up. 22 minutes ago
    You can’t make this up. Oliver Stone’s interior designer worked on something for the Koch brothers.… 23 minutes ago
    Oliver Stone’s West Village Pied-á-Terre… Pied-á-Terre? My oh my. How bourgeois. 26 minutes ago

    • Lgfisshit says:

      The interior design field is replete with wingnuts.

      • swamprat says:

        Soros’ gardener is putting in the petunias in
        Newt’s townhome, but you didn’t hear it from me.

        And Reagan’s tailor is designing the wedding dress of..
        Someone is coming! Nevermind!

  9. Pakimon says:

    Here’s an even greater YouTube find: Ludwig and Jimmah do battle with Obdicut moderating the carnage.

    This clip never gets old. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      That thing got out of control fast, eh? Obdicut seems to be very afraid of some cutlery making an appearance, and ending up in his ass. Jimmah is incredibly sensitive towards possible slutshaming of his porn-skank wife, especially given her lurid history of acting the receptacle of random bodily fluids, whatever the source. Lewd-Wank actually comes off the most lucid and rational here, which is something, considering he’s a nutjob suffering from wild delusions about the weather and women.

      All in all, a fascinating document. Thanks for bringing it out of the vault. 😆

      As for that jazzy snorefest Fatass tweeted about, well, zzzzzzzzz. Ugh.

  10. Octopus says:

    Unicorn Messiah to the rescue! Maduro must be a great guy, to consider UM the best suited to negotiate with the rebels. I mean, it worked great in Syria. Dude is amazing.

  11. Octopus says:

    Gus is stuck in some kind of mental loop!

    Oliver Stone’s West Village Pied-a-Terre Designed by Interior Designer for Koch Brothers 39 minutes ago

    Oliver Stone%u2019s West Village Pied-�-Terre designed by interior designer for Koch brothers 42 minutes ago

  12. swamprat says:

    lenin was a conservative


  13. Pakimon says:

    He can’t get a job either…

    • Octopus says:

      I thought he said “pie” at first, instead of pic. Boy, was I confused. I think Gus is drunk tonight, but I’m stone sober.

  14. swamprat says:

    Our Super Negotiator In Chief is stepping in to prevent the war between Venezuela and CNN.

    What a guy!

    Venezuela’s Maduro Rescinds Order Expelling CNN, Asks Obama to Negotiate 39 minutes ago

  15. Bunk X says:

    Anyone heard what happened to Obdicut? I saw rumors that he’d bashed his head in somehow.

    • Octopus says:

      Did he trip going down the stairs too fast? 😯

    • swamprat says:

      No idea. Google doesn’t show much recent activity.
      Hoping the best for him. Though I may completely disagree with almost every single stance he takes, I would like to see him healthy, so he can mature in his political outlook as he does in his life.

    • Doppel scoop says:

      the cover story

      went to titty bar wearing top hat and spats
      stiffed his waitress
      tried to get fresh
      got his ass kicked

      unofficially I heard he was in an airport toilet and was foot tapping and played footsie with the wrong bloke who wasn’t hip to the toe tapping code and was just listening to his iPod and tapping his feet

    • swamprat says:

      For lgf to lose obdicut through injury rather than banning or emotional upheaval, wouldn’t be fair.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      He was out jogging and fell in a ditch, right? Maybe that knocked some sense into him, unlike Chuck, where the opposite happened.

  16. Doppel Milyo says:

    hey we sent Irish Rose to California to see her kid off on his boat , let’s get Gus a 1 way ticket to Venezuela !

  17. Because wise words says:

  18. Bunk X says:

    79 Charles Johnson Sat, Feb 22, 2014 8:26:32pm
    Lots of people on Twitter talking about a huge meteorite that flashed through the sky in Minnesota…

    Meteor, meteorite, what’s the difference, eh Chuck?

  19. Doppel meow says:

    Sounds like something our Gus would do.

    and these sound like smart tigers. Like the rest of society, they want nothing to do with this loser

  20. Because says:

    Octopus :
    I thought he said “pie” at first, instead of pic. Boy, was I confused. I think Gus is drunk tonight, but I’m stone sober.

    I thought it was “I can’t fat check every pie”.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s Chunky’s job, sticking his fat thumb in every pie. Gus gets to lick the empty tins, after he rescues them from the recycling bin.

  21. rightymouse says:

    A huge chunk of ice fell yesterday afternoon & whacked the cable line & knocked out our internnut. I see nothing has changed. Charles is still a lying ass hole. 😆

  22. rightymouse says:

    Expect more polar vortexing next week in the midwest & NE. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯

    • Because toga says:

      Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!

    • d says:

      What is he trying to get everyone to forget what an enormous dickhead he was about this before?

    • d says:

      Oh OK. Now I see the reason he posted this:

      Charles Johnson Fri, Feb 21, 2014 12:11:45pm
      • 2
      • down
      • up
      • report

      You don’t have to convince me – I’m totally aware of how metadata can be used. I just don’t like straw man arguments that serve only to demonize opponents.

      See cuz Chunk already knows how powerful is metadata. He already factored that into his being OK with the current leftist regime stockpiling it with no probable cause. So GG’s still an asswipe and Snowden a criminal instead of a whistle blower.

      And Political Atheist immediately shoves a stick in his bike spokes and sends him figuratively sprawling a la Pee Wee:

      Calling it metadata does not make the surveillance less intrusive
      “This is just metadata. There is no content involved.” That was how Sen. Dianne Feinstein defended the NSA’s blanket surveillance of Americans’ phone records and Internet activity.

      Who’s this Feinstein chick anyway? Chunk knew all along metadata’s powerful. He’s the one who counts, who people listen to!

  23. poteen2 says:

    5 jonhendry Sat, Feb 22, 2014 7:39:42pm


    re: #3 wrenchwench

    Buddha hands from a 19th century Burmese antique. Wonder what happened to the rest of it.

    Who blowed/cut up the Buddha?
    -rhetorical question-/

  24. Octopus says:

    This is supposed to be a bad thing? Supporting citizens who defend themselves lawfully?

    So many disconnects in Chunkyland, the sensors are all wearing out. Up is down, right is wrong, Commies are Nazis, fascists are freedom-loving pals of Obama…no way to keep up with it all. Are these the End Times? Should I pack a bug-out bag? Stock up on Cheetos?

  25. Because says:

    From the anals of batshit crazy…

    Tweet it, Chuck…

    • Bunk X says:

      And Dr. J. H. Kellog (a 7th Day Adventist!) discovered cornflakes and touted it as a bland food to curb masturbation in the sanitorium he ran.

      Tweet it, Chuck.

  26. d says:

    Hey Gush. Which looks more like Maduro supporters?

    Hey Gush maybe you’re such a pinhead Marxist Twitter twit who wants to call the Tea Party tea baggers and fascists before you ever found out what they’re about. Here’s a clue:

  27. JimboXL says:

    Meanwhile Obomber wanted newsroom monitors by way of his FCC. Was LGF upset that Obomber put plans to control the news and force media outlets to cover fake global warming on the back burner?

    • d says:

      No because he and the other leftists knew the only ones that would be cited over and over for infractions would be Fox News for reporting the truth.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Want to see LGF without all the popup ads and not pay CJ’s extortion? Use Firefox.

    • Because says:

      Didn’t Stabber get stabbed for saying something like that?

    • Because says:

      Looking at some of these tweets, it almost looks like Barrett hacked his twitter, and is tweeting stinky Johnsons from the joint.

    • trebob says:

      Charles is such a buffoon. It’s OK hipster cool for him to tell you how to circumvent someone else’s paywall, but suggest using a pop up blocker and you’re banned ala Stabster. Charles can’t even see the similarity.

    • Doppel ICYMI says:

      I just can’t even

      • LGFiscrap says:

        He can’t be that unaware of what a hypocrite he is can he? He’s either really insane or really really stupid. Either way, he’s a douche.

    • Bunk X says:

      Protip: Want to read an LGF article that’s been memory holed? Call the BRC hotline 1-800-fuk-chuk.

      • Because says:

        I think Johnson’s still sitting on his bumf trying to get through to 1-800-FUCKYO.

        Don’t you think he’s be tweeting his bumf off about it if he actually did get him some Obamacare?

      • Bunk X says:

        Point. He sure ain’t toutin’ it.

      • Octopus says:

        Actually, given Chunky’s lack of steady income or job he’d likely qualify for a nicely subsidized little insurance package. I bet he’s too cheap and disorganized to even spring for that. 😆

    • d says:

      Protip? So that’s how the pros steal content?

  29. OLT's These Instruments Cost Money, Stalker Charles! says:

    sez Stalker Charles: “I just don’t like straw man arguments that serve only to demonize opponents.”

    sez me: “My irony meter just went splodey-dope.”

  30. Minnow says:

    Barry!? “Protip”?? As in “professional”?? As in, someone who gets paid for their expertise “professional”??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha….. Barry thinks he’s a “pro”!!!!!

    What a laff!!!

  31. Minnow says:

    Barry – I hear they are hiring down at Goodwill Industries….. Mister PROFESSIONAL!!!

  32. Bunk X says:

    I see that Chuck has posted a link to Buzzfeed that alleges, via one anonymous source, that some right-wing bloggers were offered the incredible amount of $500 to post/tweet favorably about the Ukrainian government last October. Conviction by innuendo?

  33. Bunk X says:

    OT – How Icarus’ father dealt with Icarus, i.e., how DoD responds to LGF:

    • KGB says:

      Another father who thinks his job is to be as juvenile as his kids. I’ll bet you dollars to donuts he calls his son, “buddy”.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s pretty funny, but I fear he’s going to pay for that one day. The teenaged female has scary hormones, and a long memory. 😯

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