Lame twitter snark

Its pathetic to see a fool act as a wise man.

Charles goes after the Greenwald left whom he derides as Dudebros with lame snark.

Dudebro

Charles as is his habit, inadvertently describe himself.

Dudebro2

Charles like other areas of his life is failure with snark.

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73 Comments on “Lame twitter snark”

  1. Octopus says:

    Surely, these are the End Times. Gird them loins, kids! 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    Well, he’s a dick, and he’s had a lobotomy. That’s a dichotomy, alright. Good call!

  3. Octopus says:

    Bet she’s a prospect for the Walmart Scooter Olympics, too. She’ll keep you warm, boy. No more shiverin’ by the space heater for you. Pull that pannus over you like the warmest blanky in the world. Maybe find the nipple, and suck until you fall asleep, like a baby.

  4. Abu He Never Reads Here says:

    How much for a mail order bride? I’m asking for a friend who was summarily divorced within the last 2 years. Let’s call him “Nancy”. Any advise for an aging, gelatinous, pony-tailed failure with law bills?

  5. swamprat says:

    global warming

    Planet-Warming Methane Leaking at Higher Rate, Study Finds lgf.bz/1msh7Z0 37 minutes ago

    This was supposed to be the tipping point, the global warming apocalypse.
    So sad that Planet-Warming Methane is leaking and not the other kind.

  6. Minnow says:

    I’m not sure about you -but one thing I can tell you is you got to be free…. oh wait…. he bad production… he got feet down below his knees and he workin’ him 90-hour weeks…. you go EBT gurl….. you go Obama stash boy…..

    He roller coaster and (despite the muddy water) he write him gubmint checks….

    And yes, I am a little pissed at working as much as I do….

    And yes, I do wonder sometimes about a gubmint conspiracy…

    But, in the end – (in the spirit of coming together) I dig the dough.

    Hi Gus…. Hi Barry….

  7. Minnow says:

    And Barry… and Gus…. I raised two sons on my own…. as in…. no outside dough…. certainly no outside support… Lot’s of struggling you will never know….

    And certainly lots of bliss and contentment you will never understand….

    And now, two sons well on their way to Mechanical Engineering degrees….. which means they will cary your sorry asses into retirement.

    Your welcome.

  8. Minnow says:

    and

    you’re welcome…

  9. Octopus says:

    That’s a helluva brown note you’re tootin’, Fatass! 😯

  10. Octopus says:

    Vincenzo Sinclair :
    This blog is lame snark.

    Well, Chunky, the subject material is played out. We use a computer to write most of the snark these days, programmed with your everyday material, which is always the same. Once in awhile you surprise us with a new stroke of dumbth, and then hilarity ensues. Stay tuned. I know you will.

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  14. Bunk X says:

    Meanwhile, outside of Charles’ paranoia, there’s this live stream.
    http://www.ustream.tv/channel/press-club/theater

  15. CroMagnon says:

    Mmmmm, look at this exchange between RadicalModerate and CJ in his “Yet Another Highly Misleading GCHQ/NSA Article From the Intercept” post…

    Is CJ admitting, in a convoluted way, that IP addresses sometimes can be used to obtain identifiable/personal information on a user…?

  16. Pakimon says:

    After the “Block and Report Twitter Gulag” fiasco. I’d bet Twitter has washed its hands of the whole thing.

    Chunky’s incessant whining and sniveling about stalkers most likely has them rolling their eyes with exasperation and disgust as well.

    I’m sure it’s been noted at Twitter that Chunkles spends 90% of his Twitter time stalking Glenn Greenwald when he isn’t whining and sniveling about stalkers.

    Sorry Chunky…you’re on your own and your banstick and correlator tool won’t help you. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      As a side note:

      Why does it seem that it’s only leftist moonbat types who whine and complain on Twitter about stalkers?

      Everyone else on Twitter just quietly uses the block feature without making a spectacle of themselves with displays of outraged squealing and sniveling.

    • Pakimon says:

      Another side note:

      I forgot to throw in a “Darth Chunkster” reference.

      “I find your lack of interest disturbing. *wheeze* *wheeze*” 😆

  17. Pakimon says:

    Chunky’s bike shorts must be stretched to the limit. When they pop like an overinflated balloon, it’s going to be a catastrophe of biblical proportions.

    Glad I’m not in Culver City. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Maybe the citizens of Culver City should take steps to reduce Chunky’s Cheetos footprint.

      It may be the only way to save themselves from brown note armageddon.

  18. Pakimon says:

    I can picture the puffs of Cheetos dust erupting into the air and urine filled Mountain Dew bottles toppling as Chunky pounds his computer desk with rage and frustration. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      The funniest part, to me, is that his rage is based mainly on projection of his own off-kilter paranoia and obsession, onto people who are just mocking him for same. 😆

      • OLT's Twitter Gulag Gang says:

        I hope Karoli is a guy, or she will eventually be forced to reject Stalker Charles’ advances, resulting in a Pamwaldtrum.

        Ocky, what I find funny is the enormous amount of butthurt projected by Stalker Charles about “stalking”, which is exactly his modus operandi. Unfortunately, his supposed “stalkers” are just mocking him on an open forum. He doesn’t seem to understand the difference between that and his echo chamber.

        To me it’s almost the Ninth Wonder of the World that these folks think Twitter is a private conversation.

        And this Shoq character is basically an anti-speech Nazi gangster. It’s a real mark of character that Stalker Charles is playing up to him whining about stalkers.

      • Octopus says:

        I think it’s wonderful that he’s found himself a female tweet-buddy who likes to sling the psychobabble, but I agree, Tex, it’s going to end badly if it goes on for any length of time. Sooner or later, they’ll disagree on something, as people do, and Mr. Bugfuck-Butthurt will end up on the floor, foaming at the mouth and bum.

      • gizbot7 says:

        He also neglects to tell people how he has his deranged echo chamber posse post negative reviews of books they have never even read purely based on his own personal dislike (aka feewings hurtsed by rejection) for the author. Lunatic.

  19. d says:

    Chunk’s pal, that moderate Muslim preacher Anjem Choudary is opining on British policies and the resultant righteous Muslim murders of innocent Brits. And if you don’t like it you’re a racist.

    http://weaselzippers.us/174875-british-cleric-promises-there-will-be-other-lee-rigbys-unless-uk-leaves-muslim-countries/

  20. Octopus says:

    What Choudhary doesn’t say, but should be understood, is that all countries with any Muslim population are “Muslim countries,” and the non-believers really should leave, if they know what’s good for them. Racist, but there it is.

  21. Juan Epstein says:

    Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MARS as there is ‘no righteous reason’ to be there

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562957/Muslim-leaders-issue-fatwa-against-living-MARS-no-righteous-reason-there.html#ixzz2tmXakQR3
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

    Non-Christian Science!

    • Octopus says:

      This fatwa contains a couple of interesting points:

      –They argue that trying to live there would be akin to committing suicide
      –Killing oneself is strictly forbidden in Islam, according to the Quran

      Perhaps Furious Burka can help enlighten us on this, if she’s done clawing at her botched circumcision for a minute (it itches horribly). I understand that suicide is just fine, as long as you take along some Unbelievers to the other side, for their eternal torment, while you frolic amongst the virgins. Presumably, there would be some Unbelievers on Mars that require death. Am I sensing a disconnect here, FB? Some finer point of the Religion Of Peace I’m missing?

      • Because says:

        I think Marvin’s one of them, and the whole place is Umma already. Think about it. The “earth-shattering kaboom”? It has Mo written all over it.

        Nuke Mars before Marvin gets that thing working again. We can’t depend on wise guy rabbits saving our planet forever.

  22. Octopus says:

    Chunky likes to refer to defenders of Snowden who call bullshit on the NSA as “dudebros.” That’s not what the term means. Find a new one, Fatass! 🙂

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dudebro

  23. Bunk X says:

    OLT’s Twitter Gulag Gang :
    I hope Karoli is a guy, or she will eventually be forced to reject Stalker Charles’ advances, resulting in a Pamwaldtrum.

    http://theothermccain.com/2013/08/02/can-karoli-block-the-entire-internet/

    • rightymouse says:

      Another Kimberlin/Johnson connection. Color me unsurprised.

      • Octopus says:

        GACK, she’s an awful dingmoonbat. What took her so long to find Fatass? Or did he find her?

        Nice article on her by McCain. She’s definitely swamp-material. 😆

  24. rightymouse says:

    A little humor for today:

    “A call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great, but as yet
    unnamed athletic festival 2,500 years ago in Greece. In those days, the athletes
    performed naked.

    To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink
    containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.

    At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked
    magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed: OH!! Limp pricks!

    Over the next two and a half millennium, that morphed into the “Olympics”.”

  25. Doppel Milyo says:

    Charles

    I’m sorry us “stalkers” are interfering with your very close surveillance of Glenn Greenwald, Jim Hoft, Pam Gellar, Rand Paul, and several dozen people. If not for us, you would be able to watch their every move in real time.

    We’re sort of the barking dog in the front yard that’s preventing you from peeping through the bedroom window

    Charlie…..Charlie…..how’s the peeping. Charlie…….how’s the peeping? Charlie Charlie Charlie

  26. Because says:

    Lame Twitter Snark sounds like some art gallery or investment firm or something.

    When Lame Twitter Snarks, people listen…

    • trebob says:

      It’s the name of Charles’ new band. He’s planning a massive (literally) comeback tour. Icarus and the Lame Twitter Snarks. I heard they were trying to get a gig in Richmond sometime in 2016.

      • Octopus says:

        I think they’re going to open for “Rusty And The Un-Hinged.” Rusty had himself incarcerated on purpose for the winter, but they’ll spring him in June. Peeing on the door of the police station, and the officer who opens that door, is still just a misdemeanor.

        Richmond, KS is a happenin’ little burg, btw. Putting in a yellow flasher downtown, this spring, if the budget allows. One too many John Deeres running into each other, last harvest season. Not high-speed collisions, but they always lead to fights, which scare the kids and prompt illegal betting.

      • Because says:

        Un-Mata Hari and the Waterfruits.

        Fox Twat and the Gutter Sluts

        Anaerobic Bumf and the Stuck Couch

        Etc.

  27. Octopus says:

    Lidane And The Pink Spandex Nightmare

    K.K. Kalegore And The Slugs

    Shitweasel

    The Lemmings

    Barry Goes Surfing