Charles Johnson’s UpDownDingbats: You can’t make this up.

I mean like, they’re like pulling each other’s ponytails like real hard and shit.

140216 Killgore Smackdown Babble
Oh, and “122 Year Old Obama?” That’s Loyal Lizard Lapper SteelPH. He’s a “Pony Artist.”

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86 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s UpDownDingbats: You can’t make this up.”

  1. Pakimon says:

    From the above comments I can infer that the handful of sycophants left at The Bog are for the most part, “sensitive types” who see bullies hiding behind every tree and lurking under every rock.

    But they’re safe now under the pannus of The Husky Blogger with the Magical Jazzy Ponytail.

    LGF is like a kangaroo pouch where the sycophants can hide and feel secure.

    Until disgruntled bullies like Killgore Trout and satty4u2 start tossing in M-80s with short fuses… 😆

  2. Pakimon says:

    If Dork_Falcon had any ‘nads, he’d set aside his action figures and devote his time training an army of snails to deploy in Killgore’s kale patch to wreak havoc. 😆

  3. rightymouse says:

    “I mean like, they’re like pulling each other’s ponytails like real hard and shit.”

    Yep. That’s KT shit-stirring. They should just ignore him.

    • Pakimon says:

      I hope they don’t.

      Watching KT petulantly shit-stirring the pot after he was replaced by an unemployed garage-dwelling mooch as Chunky’s chief minion and the resulting downdingies and squeals of outrage from the sycophant troupe never gets old. 😆

  4. Pakimon says:

    Does frabby live in Oklahoma? If he does, I know who he’s voting for. 😆

    http://tomguild.ytmnd.com/

  5. rightymouse says:

    We have about 8 inches of fresh sneaux on the ground & the crap is still flowing from the sky. Not going to work today. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      We only got about 5″ last night, but the people around here are getting downright peevish about all the white stuff. I think we’re going to make the all-time record this year, with a couple more moderate snowstorms. Warmening.

  6. Doppel Freud says:

    and the grad student’s thesis of groupthink continues.
    I see a fantastic paper coming out of this LGF thing before too long and then the admission that the last 5 years have all been a massive experiment and study into the hive mind

    in this chapter, the “BULLIES” at LGF pile on Kilgore Trout for his stance on bullying

    you cannot make this shit up. It’s pure theatre.

    I can’t wait to read the paper in the American Journal of Psychiatry

  7. Dopple Milyo says:

    haven’t seen Kurt’s ramblings in a while.
    Boy must have eaten his Wheaties today and put on his big boy pants.

    maybe his Dad is out of town on a business trip and he felt like the man of the house and got all brave and shit and went on-line to fight alongside his 10 best cyber friends in search of truth, justice and whatever Charles thinks is important on any given day

  8. Dopple Milyo says:

    sean, your pony doodles are a cry for help

  9. Octopus says:

    Such bullshit! Why would a super-popular conservative newsfeed care to advertise on a no-traffic libturd fail-blog? Never happened, Fatass. Nice try. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Those two really duked it out on Twitter. Guess who won? Hint: wasn’t fatass. 😆

    • trebob says:

      A. Newsmax never contacted you Charles.
      B. To say you turned down a national advertiser in favor of begging users to sign onto Amazon so you can collect a $10 bounty makes you look and sound like a complete fool (again).

      ICYMI

    • Because and your gramma says:

      • d says:

        But taking money for objectifying asian women as nothing but submissive oversexed geisha girl sex toys….Super PC. Way to go Fat Chunk.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      please somebody contact newsmax and ask them if they tried to advertise on LGF

      I call extreme bullshit

  10. Octopus says:

    Gussie’s tweeting out the public record donations of Mr. David G. Bradley why? Does he think he’s breaking another big scoop?

  11. poteen2 says:

    If you follow the link, the revenge on the ‘bully’ amounts to a neo nazi gang assault,,,,,, and somehow the puddle dwellers find solidarity with that.

    Lovecraft couldn’t make this shit up.

    • Octopus says:

      Apparently, the victim called one of the perps “gay” the day before he was tortured.
      HATECRIME HATESPEECH BULLY OMG!!!1! 😆

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    And you call yourself a “progressive.” Pitiful.

    Wow. The newly converted ARE the most zealous.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Gawd, he’s such a whiney, snivelling douche. 😆

    • trebob says:

      Hypocritical? Uh, it started with Cole saying LGF was loaded with pop-ups. Charles! Man up!

    • Doppel milyo says:

      just shows that all progressives are basically preschoolers and when they have a slap fight, it’s a slap fight to the death

      and don’t ever DOWNDING them, because that’s like double dog daring them or something

  14. Zeus Crankypants says:

    122 Year Old Obama calls that ART? It looks like bored-schoolgirl-doodles done while the teacher is talking about reproductive health.

    122 Year Old Obama. My step daughter was doodling that crap when she was 6 years old. Oh wait… I didn’t ask your age, I could be over thinking this. Sorry.

    (I hope to hell that 122 Year Old Obama is not an adult)

  15. rightymouse says:

    That reminds me. I need to make a run to the gun store. 🙂

  16. Zeus Crankypants says:

    rightymouse :

    That reminds me. I need to make a run to the gun store. :)

    Well it certainly isn’t you pansy-waist.

  17. Vincenzo Sinclair says:

    Wow, feel the hate on the pony sketcher. Guess you’re not a brony, eh?

  18. stabby says:

    Instead of just up and down Charles should implement a sphere of arrows that allows dinging in any 3 dimensional direction, with the result being the sum of all of those vectors.

    He could even write a program that generates a gif of a particle being buffeted through all of the vectors of the ding.

    Come on, chunky show us your programming prowess!

  19. OLT's Sauce For The Ladyboy Is Sauce For ... Something says:

    Octopus :

    Such bullshit! Why would a super-popular conservative newsfeed care to advertise on a no-traffic libturd fail-blog? Never happened, Fatass. Nice try.

  20. OLT's Sauce For The Ladyboy Is Sauce For ... Something says:

    rightymouse :
    Gawd, he’s such a whiney, snivelling douche.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! OMG! I can’t even breat

  21. OLT's Blacked Out For A Bit says:

    Thank God I fell away from my keyboard and hit the floor. Oxygen is good!

  22. rightymouse says:

    Well. This is going to chap fatso’s ample breeches. Snowden is elected rector of Glasgow University as was Winnie Mandela. 😆

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26243567

    • d says:

      Snowden – former model, code genius, dates models, takes on state powers that be and mans up, now official rector of Glasgow U.

      Chunk – former guitarist, code monkey (his term), has sycophants, agrees with and defends state powers that be and wusses out on his website’s raison d’etre, still official rectum of LGF.

  23. Zeus Crankypants says:

    stabby :

    Instead of just up and down Charles should implement a sphere of arrows that allows dinging in any 3 dimensional direction, with the result being the sum of all of those vectors.

    He could even write a program that generates a gif of a particle being buffeted through all of the vectors of the ding.

    Come on, chunky show us your programming prowess!

    And the first one should ding right into your head.

    • OLT's Because Demand Four Dimensions says:

      I give this post 15t*(2.5i+380j+15.6k).

    • rightymouse says:

      Sideways…..

      • OLT's Integrate dKos From Now To November says:

        That would require a negative sign in one of the terms. I think.

        However, I would put forth that “sideways” actually depends on your reference. Please note that I used an Eulerian frame for this rating, although that does not mean that I would never specify a Lagrangian frame. Both methods have benefits in calculations. However, in my opinion, since the Lagrangian frame would yield a “Liberal” measurement of the post based on the shifting political currents, communication of the greatness of the comment would be hampered by lack of a common reference. Thus I have chosen the Eulerian reference, so that a measurement relative to a known point is given. In this case, I have chosen “penis penis lol” as the (0,0,0) spatial coordinate and defined the fourth dimension in terms of “t” (time), with the time at (0,0,0), i.e. a comment containing only “penis penis penis lol” being an inverse of infinity which is of course a singularity best described as infinity. Meaning that “penis penis penis lol” has a time value of infinitely relevant.

        Of course, this is all intuitively obvious to the casual observer, so I apologize for taking up your time with such basics. however, one must address one’s audience, and there are so very many who “don’t read here” that would require the extra help, in my estimation.

  24. Pakimon says:

    Thank you, Captain Obvious.

  25. trebob says:

    OLT’s Integrate dKos From Now To November :
    Meaning that “penis penis penis lol” has a time value of infinitely relevant.

    So, are you saying that a perfect post would consist only of “penis penis penis lol”?

    Teach me sensei.

  26. Pakimon says:

    What would Chunky know about it?

    If he ever actually left his hovel, ventured into the real world and ran afoul of some “dudebros”, they’d:

    A) Cut off his jazzy ponytail.

    B) Take away all his Cheetos and Mountain Dew and consume it in front of him.

    C) Give him an atomic wedgie. 😆

    • ElSuerte says:

      Please no option C, because that would involved touching his grimy tidy whiteys. Plus you’d be hoping that this was one of the days he opted to wear underwear.

  27. Pakimon says:

    What was WND thinking?

    Everyone knows the PC term is “mobs of color”. 😆

  28. Pakimon says:

    Awfully quiet around here.

    Pakimog suggests I post Kate Upton’s 2014 Sports Illustrated cover to liven things up even though it has nothing to do with mocking and ridiculing the Incredible Jazzy Ponytail.

    Well, here goes.. 😉

    http://tinyurl.com/lwcfjer

  29. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog is bouncing rocks off my head and insisting I post this link:

    He says it’s educational. 😀

    Watch Kate Upton posing in zero gravity in a bikini because science

  30. Because says:

    OLT’s Because Landed On Head :
    Oh, yes, just fine. The floor can be patched.

    That’s Chunk’s line.

  31. Bunk X says:

    Alouette posted a page with a snippet from this:
    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/02/i-crashed-a-wall-street-secret-society.html
    and added her always brilliant analysis: “Holy shit these people are douchebags.” The page drew comments from this nice fellow who earned some updings:

    2 BusyMonster Tue, Feb 18, 2014 12:52:48pm
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    “the 1 percent is being picked on for political reasons”

    I remember when the 1% got their hero Dumbya into office. I immediately, as a working man, felt like I was being not just picked on but assaulted. I have watched as my contribution to the company has been marginalized and ignored, my compensation reduced by stealth, and basically my incentive shot all to hell because it seems like LAZY FREELOADERS in the CEO office presume themselves guaranteed a bonus, year after year, regardless of whether they succeed as CEO in making the company profitable. I also am pretty fed up with my little tiny bonus being considered disposable … I see the CEO still plans on giving himself a giant hand-job, though.

    So, what the 1% needs to have, um … CARVED in their EYEBALLS is that we’ve been taking the haircut for their mistakes, we’ve been paying the price for their failures, and frankly I am done. When the question of what to do with the 1% comes up (and it will) and we as a society have to take hold of this little root of aristocracy that has tried to spring up and cut it down and burn it to the fucking core of the earth to prevent it from coming back, I’m all for consigning them to ditch-digging for the rest of their quite useless and non-contributing lives.

    I can only begin to estimate how much money these incompetent fucking morons have cost me over the last say 13 years of economic malaise. Since the early 2000’s I’ve felt like I’m practically on the run, trying to keep ahead of the huge job losses and attacks on social infrastructure carried out by the likes of Wilbur Ross. So yes, you ARE under attack. It’s called fighting back, motherfucker. Yes, I do want to FIGHT with the 1% . Yes, I want to HURT them. You bet your ASS I do. I want some kind of payback for the horrible disaster they’ve mislead us into.

    3 BusyMonster Tue, Feb 18, 2014 12:55:41pm
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    re: #1 jaunte

    Indeed.

    They are rightly afraid that righteous justice will catch up with them, and it will be wrathful as all fuck from the chase, and frustrated with the stupidity of their dodging and weaving, and will finally rip their fucking faces off it is so tired of listening to their bullshit excuses.

    It’s a mini-French-Revolution, I think. Our aristocracy is so totally pampered and out of touch and full of their own horseshit — it will take a huge social upheaval to put these people back where they belong.

  32. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Bunk X :
    Paki! We gotta get a .gif of Gangnam Chuck into the sidebar.

    Wait. So Pakimog is partially behind this awesommwebsitz? If yes, well, ‘splains lots, Lucy.
    Also add, Duh, Abu!

  33. OLT's It's Not Algebra says:

    trebob :

    OLT’s Integrate dKos From Now To November :
    Meaning that “penis penis penis lol” has a time value of infinitely relevant.

    So, are you saying that a perfect post would consist only of “penis penis penis lol”?
    Teach me sensei.

    That post would have a zero magnitude but utter relevance.