Gus uncovers big conspiracy

It must suck sleeping on someone’s couch and being on Twitter all day complaining. Gus802 tweets a conspiracy he discovered.

Oh the horrors!

I apologize for this crappy post, but the content is thin at LGF!

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118 Comments on “Gus uncovers big conspiracy”

  1. Octopus says:

    Praise Gud! 🙂

  2. Octopus says:

    The content is thin, indeed. We need a new nontroversy into which Our Fatass and his little dog Doo-Doo can sink their little yellow fangs.

    In the meantime, here are some scary snow-beast pics from Frankenmuth, MI, where we enjoyed a major chicken-based feast this afternoon. Don’t freak out, they’re just snow.

    Monsters: http://tinyurl.com/lynge7q
    (one is my wife, the other is Satan’s Helper)

    Wtf: http://tinyurl.com/k8l629a
    (might be a griffin fucking a cactus?)

    Awesome: http://tinyurl.com/lfutdxx
    (is it Lewd-Wank going off to kill a windmill, riding on Dino?)

    Snow Mountain: http://tinyurl.com/lc6lml5
    (might be my house, yesterday)

  3. Octopus says:

    This song was Numero Uno on my first day out in the world:

    This is probably why I’m so badass now. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      HAPPY B-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        THANKS!!!1!! (ouch…hurt myself a little, with the enthusiasm…gotta remember to take it easy now, in my golden years)

        Note: We were going to go to the casino and throw a few bucks the Indians’ way, but then I saw that the restaurant I wanted to hit had, “Half-Off Fridays,” for people 55 and older. So, the little woman and I could save about $40 off the bill, if we waited until tomorrow. Now I don’t know what to do! No wonder seniors get all befuddled and drive slow. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Smooches on your B’Day Octo!

      • d says:

        Happy b-day! I’m fitty two. Won’t be long until I’ll be getting those senior >55 specials. Woo hoo. Hopefully I won’t be drooling too much by then.

      • Octopus says:

        Arachne :
        Smooches on your B’Day Octo!

        Thank you and MWAH, Arachne. (not an acronym) 😉

      • Octopus says:

        d :
        Happy b-day! I’m fitty two. Won’t be long until I’ll be getting those senior >55 specials. Woo hoo. Hopefully I won’t be drooling too much by then.

        Don’t blink, D. That’s what I did, and now look at me. 😯

        But, as an older black gal told me today, “Every day above ground is a good day, baby.” You know, when you break it down, there’s a lot of truth in that old saying. I would hate to be underground. Especially if the fools buried me alive…FUUUUCK!!

    • trebob says:

      Happy anniversary of your birth day Gary, Inky, Icky, Coop. 🙂

  4. Octopus says:

    In Queens where my kid lives, they’re expecting 10-12″ by tomorrow. In Atlanta, where a light drizzle shuts the town down, they’re looking for an inch of ice. GLOBAL CLIMATE CHAOS OMFG!!!!1! 😆

    I’m enjoying this winter, personally. I know how to drive in snow, and the snow looks real purty. I might go out and build a snowman with George, later. With a snowdog.

  5. Octopus says:

    Gus is in need of some of your photographic genius, Chunky! He’s getting rusty and unhinged.

    Photo “Pollination” by Sayed Abd Algalil #500px 500px.com/photo/31093003… 6 hours ago
    Tatsuo Suzuki 500px.com/TatsuoSuzuki 6 hours ago
    Photo “SMOKER….” by abe less #500px 500px.com/photo/15028309… 6 hours ago
    Photo “who’s gonna save the world tonight?” by mirko grasso #500px 500px.com/photo/39284062… 6 hours ago
    Photo “Woman from Bali” by Marc Apers (@MarcApers) #500px 500px.com/photo/9430959?… 6 hours ago
    Photo “Untitled” by Tatsuo Suzuki #500px 500px.com/photo/9559163?… 7 hours ago
    Photo “Untitled” by Tatsuo Suzuki #500px 500px.com/photo/7282014?… 7 hours ago

  6. Octopus says:

    The headline to this story is priceless. GLOBAL CLIMATE CHAOS SNOWMAGEDDON!!!1!

    http://gawker.com/weather-outlook-not-too-good-1521772346/+gabriellebluestone

    • d says:

      Can cannibalism be far behind?

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Apparently this happening because God has a memory like an elephant and is punishing the GOP for slavery, or something.

      Right there in the comments.

      Comments define the blog.

      The blog defines the Left.

      Right?

  7. d says:

    Yeah it’s an evil conspiracy to point out our fucking rights are being trampled by the Commie dictator in the WH.

  8. Juan Epstein says:

    Gud.

    Love it.

  9. Because Gud says:

    • rightymouse says:

      LOLWUT??? 😯

    • Arachne says:

      Gus – why is it that the only people who seem to be obsessed with and focusing on race are LIBERALS. I have yet to see a single conservative mention the President’s race. I realize that it’s very important that you imply racism as the root source of criticism of a President whose policies would result in flat out impeachment if not jail time were he of the caucasian persuasion, but please – have you ever HEARD the way your butt buddy goes after Black conservatives. Because they ARE Black?

  10. rightymouse says:

    Gus has finally figured things out. 😆

  11. d says:

    Awww. Poor puppy: http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Florida-Man-Burned-After-His-Dog-Catches-Fire-245225271.html

    Looks like he’ll be OK though. The dog, that is. Who cares about the idiot who did this even if it was an accident. Apparently it was made worse because he’d already sprayed the dog with anti-tick solution making him more flammable.

    And actually there is a safer and simple way to use heat to get a tick to release so you can pull it out without leaving the head in to fester. When I was a kid I used to play with a neighbor in an old wooden playhouse which, it became apparent was infested with ticks. I had a tick in my scalp one time and another time on my leg. My mom had a tried and true technique. She took a wooden match and lit it. Got close to the bug and got a tweezer on it, then blew the match out and touched the still very hot tip of the match right onto the bug. Each time the bug began squirming and detached its mouth parts so it could be easily removed. So if you ever have that problem, you know what to do now. It works on dogs too, you just have to be careful you touch only the bug. And obviously you want to remove all ticks first before applying some flammable repellent.

    End of PSA

    • d says:

      This technique too can be used to remove large liberal unemployed losers living on your couch or in your garage.

    • Whenever I read an anecdote about a ‘tick, once’ (or twice) I am reminded that we all have incredibly different backgrounds. I grew up just outside of Philly (so I can call it Philly), on the Delaware and Chester County border. Ticks were a daily occurrence. In third grade I freaked out our brand new teacher (from elsewhere I am sure) by allowing a tick to crawl around on my arm, pencil, desk, during class. These were the more common ticks, not the deer ticks we have now. Those suckers (intended) are tiny!

      • Pakimon says:

        Heh,

        I grew up in Wayne, PA (About 17 miles west of downtown Philly on the Main Line.)

        I always put a drop or two of motor oil on ticks to make them let go.

        The oil prevents them from breathing apparently.

        As a sidenote, I must ask, is Stonemason still an Eagles fan?

        Even though I’ve lived in NE Fla. for the past 21 years and have been a Jacksonville Jaguars fan since their inception, (Got boxes of limited edition inaugural year stuff etc.), deep in my heart, I still bleed green.

        Should’ve seen me in 2004 when the Eagles played here in J’ville in 2004. I reverted to “Eagle Fan” and terrorized the city in classic fashion with the hordes of other Eagles fans.

        Ah…memories. 😀

  12. Arachne says:

    Seeing this from Blubberbutt’s Twatter feed:

    “An NSA memo says Snowden tricked fellow workers into giving him passwords. Right on cue, Greenwald says it’s a lie.”

    Yeah, Fatass, because this criminal enterprise masquerading as a Presidential Administration wouldn’t DREAM of manufacturing evidence against someone to cover their asses, or lying about an individual’s role in something.

    You’re so gullible it sits on you like a fucking halo.

  13. Because Gud's Dinner says:

  14. Because ICYMI, Dammitt!! says:

    • Doppel Millen says:

      we shall see Chucky. we shall see

      personally I’m down with the gays. doesn’t matter to me if they get married or not. Marry away boys ( or girls)

      but if I have a billion dollar NFL team and my draft picks are going to cost millions and one bad seed in a locker room can disrupt the team, best be certain this kid is gonna slide come draft day. In a league where the difference between playoffs and not is one win, and missing the playoffs costs GM’s and coaches their jobs sometimes you can be certain this pick will slide by on lots of draft boards, for good reason
      I see him in the 5th round.
      maybe the 9/11 truther from seattle will take him just to be an asshole

      I hope the kid kicks ass in the NFL, I really do. I think it takes a lot of balls to do what he did. Having said that, I wouldn’t draft him

    • Arachne says:

      No one has said squat about gay football players. Jerkweed. Some have expressed a little trepidation about being in the showers with someone who is openly gay. Tell me, Fatass, how do you think a woman would react in a dorm, for instance, to be told that she would have to share the shower with someone that may or may not be lusting after her? Huh? Same thing. Or in California – how many parents are really happy about their daughters sharing the bathroom with a boy who declares he’s really a woman inside.

      You can all shut up. And this talking turd will probably find himself persona non grata in the Dallas Locker Room. And as for welcoming THUGS, Twatwaffle, why don’t you go ask the NBA about how those Inner City machismo gangstas with millions how they’d like to share the showers with their recent out of the closet draftee from Stanford.

  15. Doppel Millen says:

    Happy Octobirthday

  16. Pakimon says:

    Happy B-day Octo!

    Pakimog sends a present that should put bounce back in your step. 😀

    http://tinyurl.com/kt84mh8

  17. Juan Epstein says:

  18. Abu bin Squid says:

    ICYMI, Daedalus wrote:
    “I apologize for this crappy post, but the content is thin at LGF!”

    me – You are a miracle worker keeping DoD alive (it’s alive!!!) considering LGF’s thin content.
    Much thanks!
    penis penis penis lol

  19. Abu bin Squid says:

    Octopus :
    THANKS!!!1!! (ouch…hurt myself a little, with the enthusiasm…gotta remember to take it easy now, in my golden years)
    Note: We were going to go to the casino and throw a few bucks the Indians’ way, but then I saw that the restaurant I wanted to hit had, “Half-Off Fridays,” for people 55 and older. So, the little woman and I could save about $40 off the bill, if we waited until tomorrow. Now I don’t know what to do! No wonder seniors get all befuddled and drive slow.

    Go for dinner tomorrow at 2:45. Only then will you be old. 🙂
    Happy Birthday, Octo!

  20. Octopus says:

    I might just do that, Abu. And thanks to you and everyone who acknowledged my crazy-old birthday. Apologies to anyone who’s even older! 😆

    Okay, now it’s time for my nap. Might be a long one. Just hope I wake up again…

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Oh, no! Hopefully not too late!
      Happy Birthday to you
      Happy Birthday to you
      Happy Birthday dear Gary/Octo et al,
      Happy Birthday to you (and maaaany more!)

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks, Jive…a song and an Octopus pic, enjoying his cake, with candles that can burn underwater. Truly magical. 🙂

  21. Abu says:

    Before you take your nap, Octo:

    • rightymouse says:

      You guys are in such trouble on Saturday! :mrgreen:

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a wonderful video and song. I don’t have any problem whatsoever with it. 🙂

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog got ammo and rocks to chuck a plenty. 😆

      • Abu USA USA USA lol says:

        Ms. rightymouse: are you really gonna torture this blog with hairy, pole-swinging pre-human “men”, just because I sent Garyoctopus a birffday video?

        I hope Pakimog will stand tall as I’ll be watching US vs. Russia hockey at6:30 am central. Then a nap.

  22. JimboXL says:

    The globowarming idol has been put on ice, all of its worshippers are gnashing their teeth, or maybe their teeth are chattering from the cold lol.

  23. Pakimon says:

    Just so long as all the hamsters dance to Chunky’s tune. 😆

    http://originalhampster.ytmnd.com/

  24. rightymouse says:

    She ain’t called “fat-ass” for nothing.

    • Doppel FireMillenyo says:

      this is what un mata hari said when she saw Charles for the first time

      from the rear I thought it was a garbage truck

      • Arachne says:

        Best quip on Mooch’s $12,000 dress was a photoshop over at Zip’s place. Photo’d from behind, the huge blue “skirt” had imprinted on it: “Property of Los Angeles Dodgers infield crew.”

        And no, Fatass, Rush isn’t going to mention you. Notice this moron statement got only two retweets. Your socks must have been asleep Blubberbutt. Wake ’em up.

    • Arachne says:

      Naw, hamster’s are cute. He’s the world’s largest possum.

    • Grinning Cat says:

      It’s a bad thing to be mistaken for Oprah? Why is Charles insulting Oprah? Charles, you racist bastard. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        Because Fatass takes personal offense when other Fatasses are mocked by the media. Especially when they USED to be Fatasses but slimmed down, married a stunning woman, and is still making $400 million a year.

  25. Octopus says:

    http://tinyurl.com/mhko2l2

    Another pic shows the dress sticking out about four feet backwards, from her voluminous rear. It’s a bad dress, libturds, and you know it. One of those where the designer is playing a cruel joke on the wearer, and you have to play along like the palace bumfs in “The Empress’s New Clothes.” Then, some innocent little kid speaks up: “Dat ass is HUGE, Mama.” 😆

    • Doppel FireMillenyo says:

      and you know darned well the behind the scenes snickers and cut downs from the French.

      sleek and elegant she ain’t.
      not even new money. Like really new money.

      her Princeton thesis was correct but not because she’s black, only because she’s crude and unrefined and will always be a poseur. The worst kind of social climber, the one who obviously doesn’t belong at the party

      • Doppel FireMillenyo says:

        I believe the French Secret Service detail has a code word for FLOTUS : “big Brown”

        like the horse

  26. Octopus says:

    Moochelle thought she was going to be hanging with these French aristocrats: http://tinyurl.com/ldd5uce

    • Arachne says:

      Indeed – if a $12,000 dress and a 2500 calorie state dinner doesn’t scream “let them eat cake”, nothing does.

      • iSpeakJive says:

        The picture of Bo and Sunny wearing jewelry and sitting at the mirrored dining table in the White House just screamed Michelle Antoinette.

  27. Grinning Cat says:

    Here’s the picture and some audio of Rush’s Oprah comments. I’ll just have to rely on everyone else to post some pleasing visuals for Octo’s birthday, as this pic won’t be suitable (my apologies).

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/rush-limbaugh-michelle-obama-looks-like-oprah-from-the-rear/

  28. rightymouse says:

    Happy Valentine’s Day! 🙂

  29. Octopus says:

    That was to Gus The Lackey, in response to his St. Valentine’s Day greeting. Also, Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you mockers! 🙂

  30. Arachne says:

    There is an overabundance of people wearing red in the office today. Place looks like an autopsy.

    On a better note, we got a King Cake from a grateful client in New Orleans – weeks in advance of Mardi Gras. Tasted great and I didn’t get the baby!

    • rightymouse says:

      Liberals are insane. Ships get stuck in Antartica due to excess ice & they holler ‘global warming!!! The world is coming to an end’!!!!!!!

    • Doppel FireMillenyo says:

      The Great Lakes were carved out of the Earth by Glaciers.

      I blame GLOBAL warming both for the fact that there was a glacier surrounding Michigan, but also for the fact that they melted.

      honestly, I regard the AGW believers to be on par with the radical muslims that believe they will get 72 virgins for flying their 767 into a building.
      both horribly uninformed and naïve and both absolutely convinced in what they have been spoon fed

  31. OLT's This Proves Everyone At LGF Is A Mass Murderer says:

    Big (HUGE) LGF fan and devotee demands better treatment in prison:

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/02/14/norway-mass-killer-reportedly-threatens-hunger-strike-over-prison-torture/?intcmp=latestnews

    I didn’t see Cheetos and Mountain Dew on the list but I bet they’re in the full version stolen by Edward Snowden!

    • Because psst says:

      Look under the pannus.

    • Octopus says:

      I don’t think Gus is a mass murderer. That would take too much energy and focus. He’s more the “poop in your garage”-type of monster.

      That Breivik is a doodlebug, though, isn’t he? What a pain he’d be, to have in your prison. I think I’d just make sure he had lots of heroin and needles, and let him have some alone-time.

  32. Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      Seriously? Gud doesn’t realize four lines for Burma Shave.
      The LGF Idiot parade marches on ….. with Gud on the main float.
      Oh wait – Charles IS the main float.

      • Because says:

        A couple years ago, I took a segment of Rt. 66 through AZ, and they had a lot of those Burma Shave signs up.

        I’ll bet Gud doesn’t even know the story.

  33. Arachne says:

    Because :

    A couple years ago, I took a segment of Rt. 66 through AZ, and they had a lot of those Burma Shave signs up.

    I’ll bet Gud doesn’t even know the story.

    I remember them from Northern California when I was a kid.

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    But they can’t mask the stink
    Of Chuckie and Goo.

    Burma Shave

  34. rightymouse says:

    It must hurt when they twist themselves into pretzels like this. 🙄

    • Arachne says:

      ABL considers herself a Legal Analyst. After reviewing her tweets and what can only be described as the prose style of a blithering idiot, I can only assume “legal analyst” in her case to be defined as writing Judge Judy recaps.

      • rightymouse says:

        Wasn’t she involved in that Kimberlin/Rauhauser mess?

      • Pakimon says:

        I’m pretty sure her involvement basically consisted of a lot of screeching and squealing on the interweb and nothing that actually resulted in anything other then a pat or two on the head by a certain corpulent pony-tailed blogger.

  35. swamprat says:

    OLT’s This Proves Everyone At LGF Is A Mass Murderer :Big (HUGE) LGF fan and devotee demands better treatment in prison:
    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/02/14/norway-mass-killer-reportedly-threatens-hunger-strike-over-prison-torture/?intcmp=latestnews
    I didn’t see Cheetos and Mountain Dew on the list but I bet they’re in the full version stolen by Edward Snowden!

    That’s the guy Charles Johnson tried to slander Pam Geller with, even though Charles had much more notice from the shooter than Pam.

  36. trebob says:

    Jealous much Charles?

  37. Pakimon says:

    I think Chunky is having some sort of Cheetos withdrawal.

    He’s squealing hysterically because Ben Shapiro is piling on Sandra Fluke about her ” The Gub’mint taxpayers should pay for my contraception” idiocy.

    The fat pony-tailed blogger is too stupid to see the irony in his comment, given his infatuation with Pam Gellars boobs. 🙄

    • Pakimon says:

      Actually the irony I referred to in the above comment was in this tweet by the husky pony-tailed blogger.

      He farts out so many idiotic tweets, it’s hard to keep up, especially when I’m enjoying some rum drinks. 😀

  38. Because says:

  39. Octopus says:

    Because psst :
    Look under the pannus.

    I am never looking under the pannus. What happens under the pannus, stays under the pannus.

  40. Octopus says:

    Something to ponder, Chunky and Gus:
    http://tinyurl.com/kq9d224

  41. Octopus says:

    Starting to wonder about the quality of terrorist-trainer they’re using these days. They used to handle their business much more competently. 😡

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/02/10/militants-accidentally-set-off-own-car-bomb-at-training-camp-in-iraq-leaving-21/?intcmp=obinsite

  42. Angel lover says:

    Yet another one!

    Enjoy.

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