Lidane complains of having no job

Lidane is one of the biggest Obamabots at LGF. She crows that the economy is booming and things are just peachy. Yet, she is unemployed and struggling for money.

Lidane-UI

How are Obama’s policies working out for you Lidane?

 

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72 Comments on “Lidane complains of having no job”

  1. Doppel Milyo says:

    fortunately for her she can live off the fat of the land for a few more years

  2. Doppel Milyo says:

    and she lives in Texas where THEY ARE HIRING. It’s booming

    the fact she can’t get a job is all about her, not the economy.

    maybe she should spend more time at LGF polishing her resume’

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunky pronounces resume’ as “ree-zoom”.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, but exactly how IS the job market when your only real skill is “factually deficient bloviating asshole.”

      Send your resume to Abortion Barbie, Lidane. You’ll fit right in with her gubernatorial campaign.

  3. swamprat says:

    Gus believes in global warming and is freezing.
    Lidane believes in Obama and is unemployed.
    Personally, I blame Bush.

    From my perspective, they are incapable of cognitive dissonance.

    Lidane, the employment opportunities are in the areas that thrive in an ecomonic downturn:

    Loans
    recycling
    credit assistance
    food co-ops
    alternative transportation (that’s used bicycle sales and repair)
    And, surprisingly, fine dining, ’cause people scrape up enough cash to go out and forget how broke they are

    • swamprat says:

      Those fine folk who informed you of the wonderful state of our economy are misinformed or are lying.
      other opportunities:

      buyhere / payhere auto sales
      loan collection and reposession
      paint and handyman work/(real estate maintenance & prep for people selling their homes)
      nursing(get trained and or educated for any of the many fields that tend to an aging population) worth the time- do research for your best time input/ money output options

      • swamprat says:

        truck driving. If you have pulse and a willingness to travel, you can get hazmat training and truck training for fracking fluid and oil

  4. swamprat says:

    Years ago one of my daughters’ friends came to me upset and complaining because he Could. Not. Find. Work.
    He had been busted for drugs and no one would hire him.
    He filled out all sorts of applications to no avail.
    I went off on him;
    “M****** F*** a job!”
    Make your own G** D****ed Job.
    He looked at me. “How?”

    “Get a mower and start cutting lawns. Save your money for more and bigger equipment and a truck with a trailer for the riding mower you’ll have to get. You better save good because in the winter you’ll have sharpen your blades and maintain your tools.
    Sometimes when I go back to my home town I see him. Red truck. Trailer. Riding Mower. All in good shape.
    He ALWAYS waves! (and smiles!)

    • Octopus says:

      That’s funny, ‘cuz I have a similar story. A friend of mine who barely graduated high school due to putting the party before everything, found himself kicked out of the house and broke the summer after graduation. He started cutting lawns, hooked up with another guy who had a truck and trailer, and away they went. Last time I saw him, about 20 years ago, he had about 50 guys cutting lawns for him, all over the west side, and he was doing great with a wife and kids.

      I don’t have a lot of patience with whiny people who don’t try. I know immigrants who came here with nothing, not even knowing the language, and now they’re kicking ass. My wife’s family was like that, dirt-poor from Greece two generations ago, and you should see them now. My family, too, even though we’ve been here a couple generations longer, my Dad and Mom both grew up poor in the Depression, and made their own way through incredibly hard work. Put 9 kids through college.

      Please stop whining, bitches. 🙂

  5. His policies are helping your wife. She’s making bank on the $100 hand jobs.

  6. Octopus says:

    Chunky-Frank can’t afford a $10 handjob. Fortunately, old age and poor health have pretty much killed off his libido. Now it’s just about envying Glenn Greenwald’s life and career. Glenn is a rich homosexual, popular with the liberal fools Chunky so desperately wants to engage in frottage. Does Chunky have problems? Heheh.

  7. rightymouse says:

    R.I.P. Shirley Temple has passed away. She was 85. I thought she was older than that.

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/02/11/former-hollywood-child-star-shirley-temple-dies-at-85/

    • Octopus says:

      That’s sad…but, I’ve got to be honest, I thought she was already dead. Plus, I would have thought she was older than that, too, if she was still alive. What a life, though.

  8. Octopus says:

    Snowboarding’s laid-back homie-code is a myth: http://xgames.espn.go.com/snowboarding/article/10419724/rooting-shaun-white

    It’s okay to desire success, kids. “It’s good to want,” as my wife’s grandmother used to say in her limited English. Wanting to “win,” and improve one’s lot in life, perhaps at the expense of one’s rivals, is frowned upon by hippies, socialists and slackers, and a mythology of stoner-equality has been a big part of the snowboard culture and media coverage. I love that Shaun White is calling bullshit. 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    Lidane and Gussie should move to Portland. Together! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s amazing. Somehow all that nonsense passed me by. Too busy working & raising kids I guess. 😯

  10. LGFisapitofshit says:

    One of my few remaining posts at the pit, still searchable, was that the magic president was destroying the ability of the middle classes to make money. That he’d allow the income gap to grow. Apparently I was spot on. Eventually there will only be poor, struggling and wealthy in this country. Then when everyone cries uncle, we’ll tax the wealthy at 75%. France, here we come.

  11. OLT's We're All In This Together says:

    Hey, Lidane – did you pay enough taxes to cover Sandra Fluke’s birth control expenses for the year?

    If you were REALLY helping the country, you’d pay enough for Michelle Obama’s extended Hawaiian vacation, or maybe her extended Spanish vacation.

    Me? I doubt my paltry five-figure tax bill covers her dog jewelry and canine bone china.

    /Heh, bone china. For a dog. These are the jokes, son.

  12. HaikuMan says:

    Second-term Barack
    Inherited this mess from
    First-term Obama

  13. trebob says:

    franksinclair :
    His policies are helping your wife. She’s making bank on the $100 hand jobs.

    $100 for a handjob?!?!? Dude, you’re paying too much! I don’t know how much an above average handjob would cost, but unless you’re a smokin’ hot, busty, Swedish dairy maid who manually milks the bovine stock twice a day there’s a whole group of guys that are gonna take the C-note outta one pocket, put it in the other and then take care of business themselves. You know what I’m sayin’?

    $100? Really Frank/Stabby/Charles if it’s costing you that much maybe you should shower, get a hair cut, brush the old teeth, use mouthwash and get your pudgy ass back on the bike. Surely you could get a discount if did some of those things.

    (if you’re still that desperate that you’d pay $100 for a HJ, I can get you fixed up. She’ll be wearing a burka, but trust me “she” is hot.)

  14. OLT's Utter Self-Unawareness says:

    Stalker Charles whining about trackers again. Does he understand his bog has more, yet?

  15. Juan Epstein says:

    BROOKLYN, NY—Acknowledging that the man’s right-wing views are more nuanced than one might expect, 36-year-old liberal Diana Hardwick confided to reporters Tuesday that her conservative acquaintance Brady Daniels is, quite frustratingly, not racist. “We got to talking about immigration, and I really wanted him to undermine his argument for stricter border controls by saying something disparaging of Latinos, but apparently his opinions are based entirely on national security issues instead of race—which is super irritating,” Hardwick said of Daniels, who reportedly describes himself as a “strong conservative” on fiscal issues but, annoyingly, exhibits no racial biases. “It would be so much easier if I could just write him off as a bigot, but as far as I can tell he harbors no resentment or disdain toward people of color. For God’s sake, we argued every issue from states’ rights to income disparity but nope, he didn’t say anything even tacitly racist. Not once.” Hardwick later concluded that her acquaintance’s opposition to most of President Obama’s policies meant he was probably “close enough” to count as a racist.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/conservative-acquaintance-annoyingly-not-racist,35236/

  16. windbag says:

    I thought the lefties were declaring unemployment to be a liberating experience these days. With talk like this–wanting a job–LGF is turning into the John Birch Society.

  17. Juan Epstein says:

    Has she considered working on a farm?

  18. Because umm 'Monkeyfister"? says:

  19. Pakimon says:

    When I see Ron Paul involved in something, I run waddle as fast as possible in the opposite direction. But maybe that’s just me. 1 hour ago

    Edited for accuracy.

  20. Because Roger Wilco says:

    The thread’s Rogered. Time for a new one.

  21. Doppel agent says:

    trebob :

    franksinclair :
    His policies are helping your wife. She’s making bank on the $100 hand jobs.

    $100 for a handjob?!?!? Dude, you’re paying too much! I don’t know how much an above average handjob would cost, but unless you’re a smokin’ hot, busty, Swedish dairy maid who manually milks the bovine stock twice a day there’s a whole group of guys that are gonna take the C-note outta one pocket, put it in the other and then take care of business themselves. You know what I’m sayin’?
    $100? Really Frank/Stabby/Charles if it’s costing you that much maybe you should shower, get a hair cut, brush the old teeth, use mouthwash and get your pudgy ass back on the bike. Surely you could get a discount if did some of those things.
    (if you’re still that desperate that you’d pay $100 for a HJ, I can get you fixed up. She’ll be wearing a burka, but trust me “she” is hot.)

    makes me think this tool is our dead obdicut. Doesn’t know the price of a hand job. Didn’t know how a tittie bar worked and didn’t know that you should prolly tip your bartender at said titty bar

    yep, a total loser in the ways of the world. a real little bitch

  22. Doppel agent says:

    the thread is fucked. I blame Bush

    Barry Hussein Johnson

  23. rightymouse says:

    Is the thread rogered? Other than the weirdness that happened to me above, what else is going on?

  24. Pakimon says:

    Where will this comment appear?

    At the top of the thread? At the bottom of the thread? The middle?

    Maybe at The Bog. In that case….

    Hey Chunky! You do know excessive Cheetos consumption and obsessing over Glenn Greenwald leads to massive weight gain! don’t you? DON’T YOU!! 😈

    Worst case scenario, this comment will end up in frank/stabby’s mom’s ass where it’ll be battered and poked by Ron Jeremy’s “johnson”.

    Poor comment…I hope that isn’t your fate.

  25. rightymouse says:

    You’ve got to be kidding. What a total load of BS.

    • Pakimon says:

      I always laugh when The Chunkster is being obtuse. He might as well put a sticky note on his forehead saying “I’m stupid!” 😆

  26. Pakimon says:

    rightymouse :
    Is the thread rogered? Other than the weirdness that happened to me above, what else is going on?

    What else is going on? Things beyond our comprehension and understanding! 😆

  27. gizbot7 says:

    Welcome to the real world Lidane idiot. And that’s all I have to say about that. 😆

  28. rightymouse says:

    Lidane. Get a frickin’ head-hunter. Otherwise you’re just part of a cattle call. Don’t you know ANYTHING???

  29. rightymouse says:

    I’m always bemused by how Charles considers himself such an expert on data collection of other people’s information. How did he become such an expert?? Why isn’t he working for NSA? How come he hasn’t made his fortune as an information gathering expert???

  30. Abu Threadfixer says:

    Maybe the thread was in need of a penis penis penis lol.
    Nothing to add except it was 9 degrees below zero this morning when I dropped off Mrs. Squid at the train station at 6am. Wasn’t thinking divorce but legal separation crossed my mind, lol.

  31. oylim leppoD says:

    LOL SINEP SINEP SINEP

  32. Abu says:

    Great news! The FCC is becoming Obama’s brown shirts. Who’d of guessed?
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/02/11/fcc-investigating-editorial-choices-and-bias/

  33. JimboXL says:

    I could see the dumb Republican leaders in Washington argue that the best way to reform the NSA is just give Obomber complete power over it. After that they’d appear on cable news shows where they would say that Obomber will own the corruption and “the American people will finally see how bad he is.”